Mr. SmallCockMC sounds like a joke name a drunk Discord server would come up with, but here it actually fits the whole vibe of the game weirdly well. You drop into this world as this average dude with a not-so-average problem in his pants, married to a wife who looks like she wandered out of a porn hub thumbnail: huge tits barely fitting in any of her tops, thick ass, soft belly, that kind of “I had kids but I got hotter” milf energy. And the game just leans on that. Hard. She walks around in clothes that are technically outfits but basically just invitations, and everyone around you notices way more than you do at first. Bartender staring down her cleavage, neighbor “accidentally” brushing against her ass, random guys drooling when she bends over. You’re this smaller dude trying to act normal while every scene screams “someone is going to fuck your wife.”

The fun is in how it slowly stops being just background teasing and turns into actual decisions for you. One moment you’re at a small house party, drinking beer, watching her laugh too hard at some dude’s joke. Next moment you’re in the kitchen, and she’s cornered between the fridge and this tall black guy, his hands on her hips, kissing her like he already owns that pussy. The game lets you watch, interrupt, pretend you don’t see, or, you know, lean on the doorframe like a creep while her lipstick smears on his cock when she drops to her knees. That first proper oral scene with her on the floor, gagging a bit, trying to keep eye contact with you while his dick actually fills her mouth bigger than anything you can give, hits way harder than I expected. I was sitting there with my mouse, half annoyed at the janky menu buttons, and still thinking “ok yeah, this is hot as fuck.” The UI looks like something someone set up in a weekend, but when she’s riding him on the couch, tits bouncing, your character awkwardly jerking off in the corner, you kinda forget the rough edges.

And yeah, the game is petty about size, in a funny way. Every time she pulls out another dude’s cock you almost hear the dev giggling. Thick shaft between her huge boobs while she squeezes them around him, your character looking tiny and useless. Later there’s a swap night with another couple where it goes from “sharing a few drinks” to “her moaning on top of the other husband while the wife straddles you and literally calls you cute instead of hot,” and that stings more than any stat screen. There’s even a scene with a very feminine “trap” character who looks better in stockings than your wife does, and of course your girl ends up pressed against them, kissing while you watch, then both of them grinding on some guy like they forgot you exist. Double penetration shows up too, in a way that almost feels like the game is bullying you personally: she’s pinned between two dudes, one in her pussy, one in her ass, big hands on her waist, and you’re the one holding a camera so they can “remember the night.” It’s kind of messed up, kind of hilarious, kind of hot. Like watching a long Pornhub playlist that accidentally got plot and humiliation mixed in. The art is still rough in spots, some faces look off, and sometimes the pacing feels like edging that goes too long, but when she’s standing half naked on a balcony letting some stranger grope her tits while traffic passes below, you forget all of that and just think “yeah, this guy really is Mr. SmallCock.”

Whole thing feels like somebody mashed together horny sailor fanfic, furry twitter art and one of those old romance novels your teacher hides in her bag, then trapped you on a ship with it. In a good way. Or maybe in a bad way. Depends how you feel about being a constantly thirsty fox/otter/wolf guy surrounded by other beefy sailors with zero privacy and way too much free time. You start as the new guy on this merchant ship, still smelling like land and bad decisions, and pretty quick you realize the real cargo is all the pent up tension in the crew. You just… walk around, talk, flirt a bit, fuck up your answers because English is hard and horny brain is stupid, and the story keeps branching quietly in the background. You think some choices are small, like choosing who you share a smoke with on deck, or who you help with boring rope work, but then ten scenes later that same guy is in your bunk at night, whispering filthy shit while the ship creaks and somebody snores two hammocks away.

The art is that soft, slightly messy 2D furry style that looks like it was drawn by someone who has way too much practice drawing wet fur. Muscles, scars, little details like damp shirts clinging to chests, tails poking out under uniforms, all that. Everybody looks like they bite and cuddle with the same passion. There’s this one moment where you’re on watch, waves black as ink, and your captain comes up behind you, all quiet, stands close enough that his chest presses your back. He starts talking about storms and discipline and all that serious stuff, but his hand drifts lower, fingers pressing against your belt, and you have a choice to lean back into him or step away like a good little sailor. I leaned back. Obviously. It doesn’t jump straight to cock-in-hand porn; it stretches it out, lets him test your limits, see how far you’ll go with the ocean around you and nowhere to run. Then later, when the ship hits real bad weather, that same man pins you in the cabin while everything shakes, and the sex feels half like comfort, half like he finally claims you. I actually had to pause Spotify because it got too distracting while I was, uh, focusing.

Game lets you be kind of a slut or weirdly loyal. One route I accidentally turned into the ship bicycle, just drifting between beds and hammocks, tasting everyone a little. There was this grumpy tiger sailor who hated my guts at first, always calling me useless, but I kept choosing to help him scrub the deck and fix knots. Thought it was just grinding affection points. Nope. It turned into this nasty-hot scene where he corners me in the storage room, grabs my jaw and spits in my mouth before kissing me. That one hit like a truck. Then in another run I tried to be sweet with just one guy, this shy rabbit with too-big eyes, and it turned from awkward hand holding to him riding me quietly in the dark while trying not to whimper too loud because bunboy is scared someone will hear. Some parts feel a bit slow, days of chatting and routine, but honestly the boredom kind of works, because when something finally snaps, when a hand lingers too long on your hip or someone pulls you into a cramped cabin and locks the door, it feels earned. I kinda wish there was an option to be a complete asshole and start fights or get thrown overboard or something, but I also know if they added that, I’d still just end up back in somebody’s arms, sweaty, sticky, and pretending it’s about “ship morale.”

Maya looks like that girl who would help you fix your wig backstage and then quietly ask if she can watch you fuck someone else. That’s basically the whole mood here. You start as this pretty normal boyfriend, she’s sweet, clingy in a cute way, making dumb jokes, acting shy, and then out of nowhere she drops this bomb that she gets wet thinking about you with other girls. Not cheating. Not secret. She wants front row. And the game doesn’t rush it either. It sits in that awkward, horny space where you’re not sure if she’s serious or testing you, and honestly, that tension is sexier than half the sex scenes I see on Fakku these days. One night she’s curled into your side, smiling and trying to sound brave, asking what kind of girls you’d fuck “if she gave permission,” then later you catch her staring when you text another girl and she bites her lip so hard it’s almost painful to watch.

From a costume nerd angle, I kept pausing scenes like a freak. Maya’s outfits are that cozy casual style that still feels erotic because you know exactly how they’d look tossed on the floor. Loose hoodie sliding off one shoulder, some soft shorts that cling just enough, messy hair that looks like she fell asleep doomscrolling on TikTok. The other girls lean more stylized, more “porn game obvious,” but not in a bad way. There’s this one art where a side girl is kneeling between your legs, hair pinned back just right, and all I could think was “okay, that braid is hell to style but it looks stupid hot.” The AI art is sometimes a bit cursed if you stare too long, like a hand that’s one finger too thick or a weird bend in the thigh, yet somehow that almost matches the kink energy. It feels like you are watching someone’s dirty fantasy drawn by a machine that’s also horny and slightly confused. Animations help a lot when things get explicit, especially with oral. The way heads bob, little shivers, Maya clutching a pillow and peeking while another girl sucks you off, there are shots that feel way more intimate than they should. And yeah, a few loops look stiff, but when Maya is trying not to moan while she listens, it just lands. It’s romantic, fucked up, jealous, tender and filthy all at the same time, like someone stitched a love story and a porn video together and forgot where one ends and the other starts.

You start as this “honored warrior” who’s basically walking into his own death like an idiot, thinking it’s all glory and songs and whatever. Then the game looks at you and says: actually, no, you’re not here to die, you’re here to fuck. That shift is what sold me. One moment you’re in this gloomy jungle temple, listening to priests talk about sacrifice and duty, and the next, some demon girl with ridiculous tits and a smug smile is grabbing your cock like it’s part of the ritual script. And it kind of is. The whole thing is built around breeding, not just sex as random reward. There’s this twisted idea that your body is a public resource for these monster girls, like your “heroic purpose” is to fill them until they’re dripping. It feels very on the nose, but in a fun way. The scenes are animated just enough that when a demoness is riding you, you see the bounce, the sweat, that heavy ass slapping on your hips, and the moment she makes you cum inside her is clearly the main point, not some optional thing. Creampie is framed like a sacred duty, which is hilariously philosophical if you overthink it a bit, so of course I did.

The jungle setting is actually kind of cool, even if half the time you don’t care because there’s a naked horned girl grinding on you. One moment you’re following this simple little quest marker to an ancient ruin, expecting another boring fight, and suddenly a monster girl pins you against a mossy wall and demands you “prove your devotion” by filling her pussy. There’s a harem vibe, but not the lazy kind where girls fall into your lap for no reason. Here they treat you like breeding stock with a sword, like you are a walking dick attached to a half-useful warrior. It’s weirdly honest. You make a choice in a dialog, think you’re being noble, and the “reward” is her turning around, lifting her tail, and forcing you to fuck her from behind until she’s full. Vaginal sex is the core, not a side menu. There’s this one scene where a demon girl with a massive ass keeps pulling you in deeper every time you try to pull out, like she literally refuses to let you waste a drop. Small detail, but the way her expression changes on that final thrust when you lose control inside her? That part stayed in my head way longer than it should. I got slightly annoyed that some of the quest stuff is just “walk here, talk, bang,” but then I’d see a new animation, like her belly twitching when you cum, and my brain went quiet again. It’s not some grand epic adventure, and the hero is basically a breeding tool pretending to be a warrior, which somehow feels more honest than half the fantasy porn games I tried on Nutaku and itch. Honestly, the game knows exactly what it wants: tits, rituals, demons, and your cum, all mixed into this dirty little “destiny” joke that gets funnier the more seriously the characters talk about it.

You arrive at Caerlin Academy already feeling like you took a wrong train in life. Fancy uniforms, shiny halls, everyone walking in little cliques like they own the place. And in a way, they kind of do. The whole school is split into these Houses that act more like gangs than clubs. Some meathead Alpha jock gets in your face on day one, crowd watching, the guy treating you like you’re already his toy. He grabs your collar, you smell his cheap cologne, and in a weird way it sets the tone for everything that comes after: this place runs on power, sex, and who can make who kneel first. You answer back, of course, and there’s this second of silence where even the background chatter in the hallway feels like it stops. Then the whispers start, people recording with their phones, girls biting their lips because they like a guy who doesn’t just shut up and take it.

From there, the game doesn’t really pretend to be wholesome. One moment you’re in a “normal” classroom, teacher droning, and a Gamma girl in the row ahead is sliding her phone back to you under the desk. It’s a pic of her in the bathroom mirror, uniform skirt pushed up, tongue out in that stupid ahegao face that somehow still makes your dick twitch. You’re trying to focus on the lesson and she’s watching you in the reflection of the window, waiting for you to react. Touch the screen to reply, and you’re not just choosing words, you’re teasing her, ordering her to adjust her panties, telling her exactly what you’d do to her behind the lab building. The game does this fun thing where the dirty stuff often starts in small ways, like a hand “accidentally” brushing against a thigh in the crowded hallway, or you pinning a girl against a locker when nobody else is around, her breath catching while your hand squeezes her ass through the fabric. Sometimes it’s sweet, she leans into your touch like she’s been starving for it. Sometimes it’s rough, you push her harder, her eyes go wide, then she smiles and whispers “harder” back. And yeah, sometimes the pacing just dies because you’re stuck in some slow romance talk in the dorm common room while you only want to shove her over the couch and fuck her brains out, but then suddenly she’s on her knees instead and you forget you were annoyed.

What hits hardest is how intimate a lot of scenes feel even when they’re totally filthy. There’s this one late-event where a girl drags you into an empty classroom after everyone “officially” went home. She locks the door, climbs on the teacher’s desk and tells you to sit. You get this POV angle where she slowly unzips you, wraps her hand around your cock, and starts stroking while keeping eye contact, like she’s testing how long till you break. The game lets you decide if you just sit there and let her worship you, or grab her hair and guide her mouth down, feeling her lips stretch around you while her drool drips on your lap. You can hear the faint sounds of some club still practicing outside while she struggles not to gag too loud. Later, there’s a scene in a dark gym storage room during some stupid academy event, where a couple of house girls end up sharing you, passing your cock between their mouths, spit and lipstick smeared everywhere, one of them begging you to cum inside her pussy, the other demanding the same. You don’t get some deep moral lesson, just raw choices: creampie the one riding you, pull out and paint the other’s tongue, or hold them there and make them finish you with their hands until you’re completely empty and they’re laughing like they got away with a crime. It’s messy, horny, sometimes kind of romantic when you don’t expect it, and then suddenly you’re spanking a girl over a study desk while she tries to recite formulas and fails because your fingers are inside her. The story likes to pretend hierarchy is everything, but once you’ve had a girl grinding on your lap in the library whispering “use me however you want, just don’t stop,” that whole system starts to feel like just another excuse to get you closer to the next blowjob, the next wet heat around your cock, the next time you watch a proud academy princess lose her mind and cum hard all over you.

Astra feels like that performer in a tiny bar who walks on stage like it’s a royal court, tits half-out, tail swaying like a metronome, and suddenly everyone shuts up. The game frames her as this “runaway princess,” but honestly she reads more like a bored porn star who finally walked off the set. She had the castle, the arranged noble husband, the fancy duties, but no real chance to decide who gets to touch her and how. Now she is on this remote island, living out of caravans and backstage corners, building a traveling erotic show where her body is the banner and her freedom is the script. The whole thing moves like a fantasy road story where every stop is an excuse for some new mix of magic, fur, and very direct penetration. Sex is not a side dish here; it is the main way the game talks about power, comfort, performance, humiliation, and that weird thrill when you know half the crowd wants to own you and the other half wants to be you.

The furry angle is not just some quick slap of ears and tail. Astra is all curves and fluff, big ass that the camera is almost obsessed with, big tits that bounce in a way that look a bit too proud of themselves. Animations focus a lot on how she moves rather than just where the dick goes. When she walks across the stage in one of her outfits, there is this playful sway that already feels like foreplay. Then you get to the monster girls and other creatures she meets while traveling, and it becomes this parade of different bodies that could never exist in real life but still feel hot in a very straightforward “I want that inside me” way. One moment she is riding some horned beast-man, his cock thick and veiny, pinning her to the floor of some makeshift tent. Next moment she is tongue-deep with a monster girl whose claws are gently scratching her hips while Astra’s thighs are shaking. And yes, there is a lot of straight-up vaginal sex, explicit, messy, with those wet sound cues that would make anyone nervous if the browser volume is too high. There are scenes where she spreads herself for an audience, where the show is basically a live porn act, and the tension is not if she will fuck, but who gets the honor and how many times.

The small “adventure” spine trying to hold this horny creature together is pretty simple, but sometimes that works. Astra chooses where to perform, who to trust on this island, how to deal with her past crashing in on warships and titles. You talk, you flirt, you strip, you let monsters and people use you, you sometimes use them back. There is this noble asshole from her old life who wants her body as property, and the game really likes putting her between that world of strict duty and this new circus of lust where she chooses when to open her legs and when to close them. Still, at moments the pacing feels like edging gone on too long. You sit through a bit of dialogue about islands and politics and all you want is to see her pushed against a wagon wall again. Some animations loop a little too obviously, like a cheap OnlyFans clip you still watch three times. And I kept staring at her tail in one particular sex scene because it clipped weird through the floor, and after that I could not unsee it and it annoyed me more than it should. But then the game throws this quiet moment where she cuddles half-naked with another girl, both of them still sticky, talking about what freedom actually costs, and suddenly the porn has a bit of heart again. Not too much, just enough that when she arches her back and moans in the next animated thrust, you remember this is a princess who finally writes her own dirty script.

You wake up on this busted, dead-looking planet, dust in your mouth, no magic sparkles, no elves singing, just you, some broken tech, and a damn fairy in a jar. Not the cute Disney kind either. She’s mouthy, half-naked, glowing like someone’s kink idea of a firefly, and absolutely done with your bullshit from the first line. The game doesn’t waste time pretending to be deep. You’re basically a pervy handyman from space who accidentally wanders into a twisted fairy tale universe where all the “princesses” are way too hot, kind of messed up in the head, and weirdly into being watched, trained, and pushed. You start small, literally, with that fairy in her jar. You poke at her, tease her, threaten to shake the jar if she doesn’t strip. It’s fucked up, but also funny, because she swears at you like a drunk gnome and then still ends up bent over, ass to the glass, wing tattoos shaking while you “inspect” her. The humor is juvenile on purpose, like someone made Pornhub and Newgrounds have a trash baby.

Once you get used to that, the game just keeps escalating. You stumble into this busted-out abandoned facility that looks more sci-fi than fantasy, and it’s wired into the fairy tale world somehow. There’s these pods where you call in girls like you’re ordering horny royalty from a glitchy space Uber. First time you meet the fake Snow White version, she acts all pure and dumb, asking why the scanner keeps focusing on her ass. You know the answer. One minute you’re just scanning her body, pretending it’s for “research”, next minute you’re pulling her panties aside and the camera zooms right between her cheeks like it’s the main event. The anal content is not subtle at all. She tries to keep this innocent tone even while she’s gasping, and your guy is just commenting on her tight asshole like he’s reading patch notes. There’s this one animated loop where she’s bracing her hands against a control panel, tits pressed to the screen, you slam into her from behind, and the UI flickers every time your hips hit. Stupid little detail, but it stuck in my head. And yeah, you can just stand there watching the loop for way too long like some creep. That’s kind of the point.

The monster girls are the part where it stops pretending to be “mostly normal porn”. There’s a scene with this rosette-looking plant chick that literally blooms when she gets aroused, petals peeling back while you finger her and she’s moaning about nutrient transfer. You can tilt the camera to get that low angle where her vines are wrapped around your waist while you’re pounding her, and she’s blushing green and pink at the same time. Then there’s this Tinkerbell parody that’s tiny, pissed off, and somehow still into having your giant cock shoved between her ass cheeks while she’s pinned to a transparent surface so you can watch everything. The voyeur angle is heavy here, lots of moments where you’re behind glass, or in a lab, or peeking in on a “princess” trying out some weird alien toy she swears she found by accident. You click an option, the toy goes from soft buzz to full-on drilling her ass, and she’s halfway between screaming and laughing. It’s all animated just enough to feel dirty, not polished like a AAA thing, and that roughness actually fits. Like some horny mechanic got into a god computer and used it only to design anal scenes with fairy tale girls. There’s a bit with a character called Anna where you trick her into “helping with an experiment”, but the whole test is just how many times you can make her cum from anal alone. She’s trying to give serious feedback about pressure and angle while you rail her and it’s hilarious. And yeah, you’ll probably replay scenes just to catch different lines, because once you hear your MC say he’s “upgrading her rear input port” while she’s drooling on the table, it kind of sticks in your brain forever.

This one feels like some horny game dev looked at old point and click adventures, got frustrated that you couldn’t just grab the NPC’s tits, and then decided “fine, I’ll do it myself.” You play as this guy who isn’t really a hero, more like a pervy glitch in the system, wandering around a fantasy town where everybody acts like standard NPC background dolls. They repeat the same lines, stand in the same spot, ignore you unless some invisible flag is flipped. Except the fun is exactly that you don’t play by those rules. You poke at the edges, touch what you’re not “supposed” to touch, and the game just goes “yeah ok, that works.” It feels less like you’re following a quest and more like you’re abusing dev mode on a porn server that forgot to log you out.

First time I triggered the shop girl event, I actually laughed. She’s doing her basic dialogue loop, all polite merchant smile, and I just start clicking everywhere like a degenerate speedrunner. Instead of the usual “that doesn’t work,” her clothes start reacting. Little tug here, skirt rides up. Another click, her top just kind of flickers and now her nipples are already out, and she’s still talking like a normal NPC about discounts, like nothing weird is happening. That mix of deadpan NPC chatter with your hand squeezing her ass is stupidly hot. It’s not instant porn-thirst either, the game makes you poke around a bit, figure out where the invisible hotspots are, like a dirty hidden object puzzle. Then you hit the right chain and suddenly she’s bent over the counter, dick in her pussy while the text still pretends you’re “browsing wares.” And yeah, it’s AI CG, you can kinda tell in some frames, the hair blends weird, but then she’s choking on your cock in a short looping animation and you just stop caring about the fingers looking a bit off in one shot.

The whole “free use” vibe is strong, but twisted through this NPC logic. Sometimes you’re basically using her like a toy in public, and the rest of the world just keeps running its script. Monster girl shows up in one scene like she’s just another NPC type, but of course she’s not, she moves slightly wrong, looks a bit too aware. Oral, vaginal, anal, it’s all there, but it’s the way the game ties it to clicking and “breaking” the scene that got me. You’re not picking choices from a list; you’re pushing on the edges of the world, stripping clothes piece by piece, sliding from groping to full-on fucking just by insisting with your mouse like a horny QA tester. It’s short, yeah, and the interface sometimes feels like it’s trolling you with one-pixel hotspots. I swear one of the hover tooltips is misaligned and it annoyed the hell out of me, and then I forgot because I was busy pounding an NPC who’s still reciting her standard welcome line while you cum inside her and the game quietly pretends that’s a normal interaction. Leaderboard brain in me kind of wanted a “fastest to make her swallow” timer, but it’s probably better it’s not there. Or worse. I can’t decide.

Arthur already has that whole golden boy thing going on, king of Camelot, shining armor, pretty speeches about honor and whatever. But this game basically asks: what happens when all that noble shit hits a wall made of pure pussy and bad decisions. You wake up in his skin, and you can kind of feel it right away, he’s not built for what’s coming. The court still sings about loyalty, about knights and purity, while your wife, Guinevere, is getting slowly pulled away from you by the one guy you should trust the most. Lancelot doesn’t just want her, he wants to ruin everything by taking her little by little, touch by touch, until your proud queen turns into a trembling mess who can’t say no to him anymore. The story doesn’t waste time on side stuff. It’s a straight kinetic ride where you mostly just watch it all unravel, like a slow car crash where the airbags are big tits and messy creampies.

The pacing is actually nasty in a good way. Guinevere doesn’t go from “my dear husband” to “fuck me rough, Lancelot” in one click. It crawls. First it’s that aching guilt in her face when he gets too close, his hand pressed against her lower back a bit too long in the hallway, his fingers brushing over her ass through the dress while he whispers that Arthur is too busy for her. Then you get a scene where he pushes her against a stone pillar, groping her tits through the fabric, and you feel that moment where she should pull away but just kind of… freezes. The CGs lean into that, with those tight shots of her lips slightly open, eyes wet, thighs pressed together, and you know she’s already halfway lost. It’s all very “fantasy courtly drama” on the surface, but every event is basically foreplay for the next betrayal. When they finally cross the line, it’s raw: him bending her over the bed that was supposed to be yours, slapping her big ass as he rams into her, his cum leaking out of her used pussy while she tries to tell herself it was a mistake. Spoiler: it’s not the last time, not even close.

What I liked way too much, as someone who always wants that 100% gallery, is how the sex escalates like a fucked up skill tree. You think, ok, he already fucked her, we’re done. But then there’s a scene in the royal bath where he orders her to get on her knees between his legs, and the camera practically lives in that sloppy blowjob, her hand wrapping around his shaft, drool dripping down, his fingers tangled in her hair. Later, when he titfucks her, those huge tits look almost comical trying to wrap around his cock, but the devs commit, they give you that moment of her looking up, cheeks flushed, nipples stiff, while his dick slides between them and smears pre all over. And they don’t chicken out on group stuff either. Once he fully breaks her, he’s not satisfied with just taking the queen for himself. He brings in “trusted” knights, treats her like a prize on display. There’s this brutal scene in a torchlit chamber where Guinevere is sandwiched between armor and muscle, one guy pounding her pussy raw from behind, another shoving his cock between her lips, her moaning and choking, tearing up while Lancelot watches with that smug look. Cum on her face, cum dripping from her used hole, a messy creampie staining the royal sheets right after she’d sworn loyalty to Arthur in public. It’s netorare at its most mean: you sit there in Arthur’s role, forced to watch your own legend rot from the inside, while your queen turns into the castle’s favorite toy and you can’t click your way to a happy end. The fact it’s all linear kind of fits, like destiny itself is just laughing and pushing you deeper into the mud.