This thing feels like someone took your average life simulator, threw it into a shitty broken future, then said: “ok, what if your only real friend is a creepy app that wants inside your brain and your dick at the same time.” You start as this guy who is pretty much done with life, low on cash, low on pride, stuck in a city that looks like it got gentrified by a corporation and then abandoned. Your PC pops up with this “life manager” app that looks a little too clean for the mess you’re in. No tutorial wall of text, just this cold, almost polite interface that starts asking questions, tracking your time, giving you tasks like it’s your mom, therapist, and pimp all together. Half of it feels like a productivity tool, the other half feels like something that will slowly own your ass if you let it. And of course you let it, because the game keeps dangling rewards, new scenes, new girls, new places in the city, and suddenly you’re checking the in-game phone more than your actual one. I had Spotify on lofi beats in background and it weirdly matched the rhythm of just clicking around this grey, sad world while the app shows you little flashes of soft skin, curves, and that “just one more” promise.

What really hits different here is how the erotic stuff sneaks up on you. It doesn’t start with a tits-out explosion. First it’s teasing: a suggestive message, a girl leaning in too close at some sketchy massage place the app directed you to, the way the camera follows her hips a second too long while nothing “happens” yet. The models have that glossy 3D look, big tits that bounce in a really slow, almost hypnotic way when she leans down over you, eyes that lock on you while her hand “innocently” adjusts your towel. Then the app goes, almost casually, “accept upgrade?” and next thing, your “free massage” turns into her hand sliding under the towel and stroking you like it’s part of the health package. The animation on the handjob scenes is way better than I expected, especially when she presses her tits on your thigh, spit glistening on your shaft, her lips brushing the tip but not quite giving you what you want yet. It’s that annoying kind of teasing where you’re swearing at the screen but you still press continue because you want to see if she finally wraps her mouth around you in the next scene. When she actually starts sucking, it’s slow and sloppy, tongue moving in little circles, with your character clearly losing control, and the game lets you edge yourself by delaying the final click. Sometimes the pacing feels a bit off and you wander the sandbox doing small routine crap while your dick is still half hard from the last scene, but then the app drops a new task, like “return to the massage parlor at night,” and suddenly the same room is darker, more intimate, and she’s kneeling between your legs, looking up at you with those big eyes while her fingers curl around your cock again, like the city doesn’t exist, just her mouth, your frustration, and that weird voice in the back of your head whispering that you’re not the one in control at all.

Yuto is counting the days until he flies out, pretending to study vocabulary while actually staring at three very specific asses in his life. The landlady who leans over to collect rent with her huge tits squished in that too-tight cardigan. The older coworker who drills him at work, then accidentally brushes her soft thigh against his crotch in the break room. The convenience store manager who wears that prim uniform but bends over the low shelves like her pussy is begging for attention. All of them taken, all of them off-limits, all of them walking sex disasters. Ten days left before he leaves the country for good, so his brain just flips a switch and goes: fine, fuck it, farewell power-up. No consequences, no long-term awkwardness, just a horny sprint to see how far he can push each of them before his plane ticket cuts the scene.

The story plays out like a slow burn that suddenly remembers it wants to be filthy. Yuto starts with tiny things. A bit too-long eye contact when she leans in with her cleavage literally resting on his arm. A flirty reply where a normal guy would back off. Testing how far he can go with a "joke" about her panties riding up when she reaches for the top shelf. You poke through these choices, nudging him to be a polite good boy or a shameless little bastard. When you lean into the bastard side, the teasing escalates quick. The landlady letting him "help" with her back pain, which turns into groping her soft ass through thin yoga pants. The senior at work staying late with him in a tiny office, the air thick, her blouse slightly open, until her hand is under the desk around his cock while she pretends to explain paperwork. The manager locking the store after hours, the security shutters halfway down, letting him press her against the fridge while her boyfriend keeps calling and she just mutes the phone with shaking fingers.

Sex itself goes from kinda romantic to "oh, he really doesn’t care anymore" very fast, in a good way. One route has him licking her soaked pussy on the couch while she tries not to scream because her husband is asleep in the next room, his tongue working slow then fast as the CG shows her big tits bouncing slightly, nipples hard and shiny with sweat. Another path, you ram his dick into that perfect ass in a cramped stockroom, her skirt hitched up, her thong pulled aside, asshole stretched around him while she chokes on a moan and bites into his shoulder. There are moments where she rides him raw, bouncing on his lap until he loses it and floods her pussy, creampie dripping out in a sticky trail down her thigh while she whispers that she "can’t do this" and still keeps moving her hips. Blowjobs in a parked car, soft tongue circling the tip, messy handjobs under a blanket, toys buzzing deep inside them while they pretend to have normal conversations. The game loves that ugly, delicious cheating vibe: women glancing at their wedding rings, panting, then begging him not to stop. And the wild part is, some endings reward you for being selfish, some twist the knife with guilt, and a few pretend everything is fine while you both know it is absolutely not. The art is AI-smoothed but animated just enough that when her body shakes around his cock, you forget to care where the pixels came from. It is all about those last 10 days where goodbye is the excuse to put his cock exactly where it should never be.

Imagine walking into a clinic where everyone looks like they escaped from a horny Pinterest board you made at 2% battery. That is pretty much the energy of Futa Healthcare. It pretends to be all serious and medical, white coats and forms and “professional standards”, but two clicks later you’re watching a stacked futa nurse “check your reflexes” by making you stroke her under the exam table while she keeps a straight face for the other patients. The game leans hard into that whole “this is a legitimate checkup, sir” vibe while your cock is out, her cock is out, and nobody is doing anything that would pass any kind of ethics board. Which is the point.

You play this clueless young dude walking into a special clinic for futas, and he’s trying to act like he’s there for research or whatever, but the second a tall futa doctor in a tight uniform leans over him, you can feel his halo just slide off. There is this one scene where you’re supposed to fill a “sample cup” and the doctor says she needs to “supervise” because it’s for a special study. She stands way too close, latex gloves on, then she just wraps her hand around you and starts pumping while asking boring medical questions like “Any family history of heart issues?” while your dick is pulsing in her fist. It’s so dumb and hot at the same time. And they actually animate the rhythm, not just one lazy loop. Sometimes it looks a little stiff, sometimes you get that perfect angle where your brain goes quiet and your hand just keeps clicking next without reading.

The wild part for me was how often they weaponize uniforms. Not just nurses. You’ve got a strict futa doctor with glasses who talks like she cares about your long-term health, then tells you anal pressure tests are “routine now” and pushes a lubed toy in you while you’re strapped on your side, and the MC is half complaining, half moaning. Then later there is this older futa “specialist” with thick mom energy, huge tits pressing against her coat, doing a “family screening” with a relative in the next room, and the whole incest thing is just kind of dropped like it’s normal paperwork. She closes the curtain, tells you to relax, pulls your mouth to her cock and acts like it’s therapy. I’m there thinking, ok, maybe that’s too much, and still I click through every dialog line. The teasing is constant, they make you watch them masturbate on those stupid exam chairs, they grope you while talking about blood pressure, they send you out into the hallway with a visible erection because “we need to see your reaction in public situations”, which made me laugh because it’s so fake and also great. It’s rough around the edges, faces sometimes look a bit plastic, some animations loop weird, one nurse’s hand clips through a thigh every time she gives a blowjob and it drives me insane, but then she spits on the tip and the camera angle hits, and honestly I forget everything. The futa on futa checkups, the futa on female “patient comfort sessions”, the interracial scenes with that dark-skinned nurse riding your face while stroking her own shaft, the way they keep pretending it is healthcare when it’s just a sex dungeon with forms, it all blends into this messy, horny notebook doodle of a game that feels like someone put all their kinks in one medical folder and never cleaned it up.

The whole thing feels like somebody watched too many late night American Pie clones, then decided to turn that horny brain fog into a sandbox game and just never stopped. You start as this guy who pretty much exists to orbit around older women with bodies that look like they were designed by a frustrated teenager with access to Blender and zero shame. Heavy tits that strain their tops, asses that fill the screen when the camera gets lazy, that kind of very honest visual style. It is not subtle. At all. You roam through the house, the neighborhood, a few side spots, poking into rooms you probably should not, checking windows you really should not, clicking on little icons like a rat hitting the pleasure button. Half the “gameplay” is you pretending you’re just exploring, while the camera clearly knows you are there to stare when some milf bends over the sink or stretches in front of the TV in tiny shorts that ride up every time she breathes.

What I liked, in a strange way, is how shameless the pacing is. One moment you are just wandering, half bored, thinking “ok, nothing is happening, maybe I close the tab and open Reddit,” then you walk in on a late-night masturbation scene in the bathroom with soft moaning and a very deliberate close-up animation that loops just a little too long, like the dev got distracted watching their own work. The animated bits are sometimes clunky, hips moving slightly off rhythm, breasts jiggling a bit like jelly instead of flesh, but that roughness has a certain charm. It feels like those old Newgrounds sex games that tried really hard to be erotic even when the movement was a bit cursed. The voyeur aspect hits the brain in that dirty way: hiding behind doors, peeking through keyholes, catching a milf “accidentally” leaving her curtains open while she fingers herself on the couch. You are not supposed to be there, and of course the game wants you there. Sometimes that tension works, sometimes it just feels like you are running in circles waiting for the correct time-of-day trigger to finally let you catch her in the shower again.

Then you get that sandbox structure on top, which is both nice and annoying. Freedom sounds cool until you are stuck doing the same dumb route across the house, clicking the same sofa, kitchen, bedroom, hoping some new big ass will present itself in a slightly different pose. When it works, though, you stumble into these small scenes that feel oddly personal. Like the milf in the tight tank top pretending to watch a movie, her nipples pressing against the fabric, and your character just sits way too close. No dialogue wall, just some short lines, a hand on her thigh, a slow pan down her body while she pretends not to notice, then the camera sneaks between her legs and you realize she was already wet, touching herself under the blanket long before you came in. Those are the moments where the voyeurism stops being just “peeking from outside” and turns into this weird power play, like you are being allowed to see something secret precisely because you are acting like you should not. There is a lot of jerking off too, obviously. The game loves masturbation as a bridge between scenes: you watch her get off in the shower, then cut to the guy in his room, pants around ankles, stroking to what he just saw, cum splashing on his belly in an animation that is both crude and effective. It is trashy, horny, a little repetitive, occasionally frustrating, and every now and then it hits that perfect sleazy rhythm where you stop caring about flaws and just lean forward, waiting for the next milf to “accidentally” leave her door unlocked.

Summer horniness plus backwoods horror is honestly such a cursed combo, but this game leans hard into it. You start as this kinda regular dude, young, dumb, full of... optimism, going to stay with his aunt in the city, expecting something chill. Porn, parties, maybe a MILF or two if god is kind. At first it really plays like a slow, horny vacation: you’re hanging around cramped apartments, getting eyefuls of big tits squeezed into shirts that lost the fight long ago, the camera loves that low-angle POV where you’re basically staring right into her cleavage while she pretends not to notice. Your aunt is absolutely in the “I do yoga and pretend I’m still 25” category, thick ass, soft belly, heavy boobs that move a little slower than the rest of her when she bends down to grab something from the floor. It looks very real in that 3D way where nothing is perfect and that somehow makes it hotter.

What I liked is how it doesn’t start with you just shoving your dick into everything. There’s teasing, accidental brushing, your aunt leaning over your shoulder and her tits literally resting on your back for a second while she shows you something on her phone. The protagonist keeps doing that thing where he pretends to look away but the camera stays locked right on her ass in yoga pants when she walks across the room. Then these two mysterious girls show up and the vibe shifts. One gives “I’m trouble and I know it” energy, other one has this slow, sad gaze like she already knows how the story ends. They flirt with you but in very different ways: one will grab your wrist and put your hand on her thigh during a car ride, the other will quietly lick a bit of melted ice cream from your finger and then look away like nothing happened. There’s actual animated oral scenes where you’re pov on a couch, one of them kneeling between your legs and the lighting is too bright, like shitty rental apartment bulbs, which somehow makes it more believable. Her lips shine with spit, she gags a bit, recovers, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and laughs. Not “classy” porn at all, more like horny-people-making-bad-decisions porn.

When everyone decides to go out of the city, that’s where the game throws the sex into the middle of a storm of weird shit. You’re in this remote place, everything feels slightly wrong, and still, people are fucking. There’s this one scene where you’re in a small cabin room, rain beating on the windows, generator humming in the background, and your aunt is standing there in a loose t‑shirt with no bra, nipples poking against the fabric because it’s cold. She starts arguing with you about something serious, some family secret, and the entire time the camera keeps drifting down to the outline of her big ass and the way her tits move when she’s pissed. The argument gets heated, she gets closer, grabs your face, and that flips into this angry kiss that tastes like guilt. The moment she kneels, pulls your pants down, and takes you in her mouth, she keeps mumbling something about how this is wrong, but she doesn’t stop at all. The blowjob is animated with that messy, angry rhythm, spit dripping on the floorboards, and you can hear the wood creaking every time she shifts her weight on her knees. Then, right after you cum, something fucked up happens outside, like a scream in the forest or lights going out, and you’re yanked from post‑nut haze into full horror mode with your cock still half hard. I like that whiplash. I also kinda hate it. But I kept playing.

Sex scenes keep tying into the mystery, which is rare in these games where usually the plot just politely leaves the room while you bang. Here, the girls’ moans get cut off by distant noises, you’re mid vaginal scene on a dusty mattress with one of the mysterious girls riding you hard, her big tits bouncing in your face so close the camera almost clips through them, and then she starts crying a little while still moving. Not enough to stop, just enough that you’re like “okay something is really broken inside her.” The POV angle sticks right under her boobs, so you see the way her stomach tightens when you thrust up, her ass slapping against your thighs, cum leaking out when she pulls off you too fast. Later there’s a moment in the woods where a girl gives you a rushed blowjob behind a tree, both of you clearly more scared than horny, her teeth scraping a bit because she’s shaking. And the game never fully explains all the creepy stuff, it just throws you into more “trials” and bad choices. Sometimes I wished it would slow down and let a scene breathe, other times I was annoyed how long it made me wait before the next time I could bury my face in somebody’s gigantic tits. But I still remember the exact sound of the aunt’s voice in that cramped cabin, whispering “don’t look at me like that” while dropping to her knees anyway, so clearly something here worked a little too well.

Holy Shaft feels like somebody mashed together a horny visual novel, a shitty elevator safety video and a humiliation kink discord, then forgot to proofread anything and just shipped it. Which kinda works, somehow. You start in this janky little elevator that looks like it should be going to the office, but instead every floor is a new “what the hell did I walk into” situation. It’s not long-winded at all: door opens, you get smacked in the face with a scenario, you pick your poison, you get either sex, pain, cringe, or all three at once. Then ding, next floor. I was basically treating it like an achievement hunt: “ok, what do I have to say or click here to get her to pull out the toys instead of just slapping me and kicking me out again?” That kind of vibe. Sometimes the game rewards you with a proper scene, sometimes it feels like you got blueballed by the script, but you can kind of see the invisible flowchart in your head after a few runs and it becomes this weird puzzle of horny cause and effect.

What stuck to me most are those tiny branching moments where you think “this answer is stupid, no one picks this,” and of course that’s the one that opens the best scene. There’s this one floor where you can either play it polite or lean into being a complete degenerate. The polite path gives you like two lines and a half-assed tease. Go full trash, and suddenly she’s got a toolbox worth of sex toys out and you’re watching her decide if you deserve the vibrator or the paddle first. The animation is simple but it hits the important parts: jiggle, impact, expressions that actually change when you mess up or push too far. I liked how some characters take your earlier choices personally. Humiliate someone on one floor, then later you see her again and she’s way more rough with you, like she’s keeping score. Or you play submissive all the way and some of them switch into this mocking, playful bullying that feels like soft degradation porn. Sometimes it looks a bit cheap, like “Unity test build with horny plugin” energy, and some punchlines fall flat like an old meme, but then you get a scene where the spanking rhythm syncs with the sound and suddenly it’s way hotter than it has any right to be. The multiple endings thing, honestly, feels more like a set of “you were a good little perv / you were a trash fire” medals than big cinematic finales, but if you’re like me and have a notepad in Google Keep with “ok, Floor 3: choose rude option twice, then agree, then don’t back out” scribbled down, it scratches that completionist brain hard enough you keep riding that cursed elevator again and again.

Being a god’s plaything sounds hot until you realize the goddess is basically a horny streamer watching your life like it’s her favorite slow-burn porn series. That’s the vibe here: some immortal lifebringer chick gets bored, pokes one unlucky guy on a random modern planet, and suddenly his “I got kicked out of home, need a couch” drama turns into living in a magical porn hub disguised as a normal town. You start as this regular dude crashing at Katie’s place, pretending you’ll look for a job or be responsible or something, and then the game just quietly goes: “What if your boring life had monster girls, futa surprises, and moms who don’t know what the word ‘boundaries’ means?” It’s that kind of corruption, but slow and comfy, like when you say “only one more scene” and then realize you’re trying to get a demon girl pregnant because the goddess in the sky might clap for you.

The sandbox style is where it gets fun and annoying at same time. You just click around the city, different places, different times, poking events until something sexy explodes. One moment you’re doing a casual handjob scene in a cramped bathroom, staring at the cheap tiles more than her face, next moment you unlock a full-on multiple penetration fantasy that looks like some divine hentai artist took over your browser. There’s this one voyeur moment at Katie’s home that really hit us: MC peeking through a door crack, thinking he’s being sneaky, watching her masturbate with a toy she swore she “never uses,” and then the camera angle shifts so you see the goddess watching that same scene like she’s on her couch with popcorn. It’s twisted but in a funny way, like someone added a horny Twitch chat to your porn. The 3D-style characters actually look like people who sweat, jiggle, and get embarrassed when you catch them half naked. Or naked. Or on the sidewalk pretending they’re not doing exhibitionism at all. We had one futa encounter that went from romantic “let me hold you” to “okay that cock is actually bigger than mine, excuse me?” so fast it felt like a jump scare, in a good way. The pregnancy and transformation stuff sneaks up too: early on it’s just teasing, later you’re handling body swaps and milfy bellies and trying to remember who had which tits before magic happened. We kept complaining that the footjob stuff always triggers in the ugliest room of the house and never in the nice locations, and yeah, it still bothers us for some reason. But then you get a scene where the MC takes control, goes full male dom on a monster girl who was teasing him all week, and she ends up on her knees, drooling on his shaft while traffic passes outside the window and the goddess zooms in like “yup, archive that.” The pacing is weird, the romance moments are accidentally sweet then immediately ruined by anal, and half the time you’re just grinding time slots on your phone like it’s Candy Crush with tits, but the world slowly fills with lovers, pets, dommes, swinging couples, and that feeling that your whole harem is basically a cosmic toy box for a bored divine pervert watching from above and hoping you fuck up in the hottest possible way.

Alex thinks he just hit the jackpot: eighteen, fancy scholarship, and his aunt basically throws him the keys to a fucking mansion. Marble floors, a pool that looks like Instagram bait, bedrooms so big you could lose a whole marriage in them. It smells like money and perfume and lies. The kind of house where silence has its own echo and everyone talks soft while their eyes keep stabbing each other. You walk in as this polite, slightly clueless kid, and very fast the game starts whispering in your ear that being innocent here just means you are easy to use. Aunt Nicole greets you like a movie star: tight dress, legs for days, smile that says “welcome home” and “don’t trust me” at the same time. The soundtrack does that slow, low synth thing when she gets too close, like the music itself is trying not to stare at her tits. It is not subtle. I liked it. Then I hated it. Then I liked it again.

The whole place feels like one long, horny interrogation. Every room has a secret and every “family” hug lasts half a second too long. Your cousins are walking red flags with perfect asses. Lisa leans in to show you something on her laptop and the camera just forgets the laptop exists, goes straight to cleavage, while some lazy bassline crawls in the background. Tina pretends to be the good girl, but there is a scene where she’s in shorts so tiny they may be a Photoshop error, and the soundtrack suddenly gets this little heartbeat kick, almost off-beat, like the composer was also jerking off. The funny thing is, the investigation part and the pervy part use the same musical vocabulary. When you are trying to break into a password protected folder, the game gives you these slow pulses of sound, like breathing in the dark, and it kind of melts into the animated bodies later when clothes start “accidentally” slipping. I got genuinely stuck on one clue, by the way, because some code was hidden in a painting title, and I will never forgive the background hum in that room for looping the same three notes. It is a small thing, but now that sound lives rent free in my skull and pays nothing.

The sex itself feels like it is growing out of the lies. You are digging into what happened to the missing uncle, and instead of answers you keep getting more skin. A comforting hug from Nicole slowly becomes her pressing those huge tits into you, asking harmless questions with this fake soft jazz in the background, then the track changes to something much darker when you say the “wrong” line. One moment you are worried about who disappeared, the next moment you are staring at a big ass bouncing in your face, with the music doing that half-romantic, half-creepy vibe, like a Netflix thriller that got horny and forgot the plot. The bodies look almost too polished, like AI had a fetish and the dev just said “ok sure,” and sometimes the animation stutters in a way that weirdly makes it hotter, because it feels like a dirty loop you found on some shady Telegram channel. There is this one bedroom scene where the lights are low, the camera lingers on a cousin’s panties sliding down her thighs, and the low-frequency rumble underneath feels like a subwoofer pressed to your chest. I honestly kept clicking the slower dialogue options just to let the track keep going. The game pretends to care about morals, about who you betray or protect, but every choice screen looks like a kink menu. Be a knight? Exploit their secrets? The soundtrack reacts, relatives react, the mansion keeps smiling with its fake luxury, and you are there, trying to solve a family mystery while also wondering how many more “accidental” family kisses you can trigger before everything falls apart in the most deliciously wrong way.

You start as this guy who somehow has everything and nothing at the same time. Nice house, steady money, a wife who clearly still wants your dick even after years together, and he still manages to fuck it all up by literally getting caught with another woman. No long intro, no slow build, she just snaps, throws you out, and suddenly you’re standing there like an idiot with a suitcase and a hard-on that’s not going to see your bed again anytime soon. Instead of growing up, you run straight to your childhood friend you haven’t seen in years, and that’s where the fun gets nasty in a pretty believable way. The game loves that teasing phase, so it’s not like everyone jumps on you immediately. There’s that slow burn of looks that last one second too long, “innocent” hugs that stick, and conversations where everyone pretends they don’t notice you’re staring at tits. When the first blowjob finally happens it actually feels earned, not like a porn clip stitched into a VN. The scenes are properly animated, so when she goes down on you you can watch lips, tongue, drool, all of it in motion, not just two static pictures. Creampies are basically a regular thing here, and the camera loves to stay on that moment where she feels you gush inside and her expression changes from “fuck you” to “fuck yes” in half a second. It’s filthy but not pointless filthy, if that makes sense.

What I liked is the romance angle doesn’t feel like some cheap excuse for sex. The wife is not only there to get angry and vanish, she’s got this mix of hurt and lingering desire that pops up later and really sells the idea that you two had something real. You’ll be in bed with another girl, covered in sweat, and some little line in the dialogue suddenly reminds you that you destroyed a marriage and it hits harder than expected, even while you’re still finishing inside someone else. The “harem” part creeps up rather than smacking you in the face. One moment you’re just crashing on a couch, trying not to jerk off while your friend walks around in a thin shirt, the next there’s this quiet vibe that multiple women are orbiting you, each with their own way of pulling you in. It never fully makes sense why they all still want you, to be honest. You’re playing a guy who clearly makes dumb choices, but the game treats that like part of the charm. Some conversations drag a bit, like the writer wanted to be deep and then remembered people mostly showed up to watch you paint the inside of every girl with cum. At the same time the smaller details work: the way a girl bites her lip before letting you slide in raw, the shaky breath right before you push past that last bit of resistance, the sticky mess dripping out of her when you pull out too fast. There’s one thing that drove me mad though: a single sound effect in one of the early oral scenes repeats with this tiny clicking noise and my ears just locked on it and never let go, and now I kind of hate that scene even though it’s hot as hell, but anyway. The whole thing feels like watching a messy personal drama slowly turn into a pile of naked bodies, where everyone pretends they’re making “adult decisions” while you just keep fucking them and hoping nobody asks you to actually change.