Clark’s life in this game is basically every lonely porn-addicted loser fantasy smashed into a superhero comic and then left out in the sun too long. You’re this awkward Kansas kid with the “oh wow I’m an alien” thing going on, except instead of just saving cats from trees you’re trying not to fuck your whole hometown, literally and morally. One minute you’re clicking through boring school halls, pretending to be normal, the next you’re peeling back the small-town vibe and finding meteor freaks, MILFs with secrets, and people who really should not be that horny during an alien crisis. The story does that thing where it pretends you have your life under control, then throws you into some pov scene where a woman twice your age is grinding on top of you and you’re thinking, “Yeah, the universe is doomed, but this is worth it.”

The visual style is AI generated but it kind of fits the whole off-brand superhero parody mood. Faces are a bit too perfect sometimes, like Instagram filters got horny and never stopped, but the bodies, man. Tight costumes that look like they’re about to rip, soft thighs pressed together on a teacher’s chair, that stretched look when you push in deep and the belly shows a little bulge. The creampie shots are surprisingly dirty in a good way: cloudy mess dripping down, panties pushed aside, that moment where she bites her lip and you already clicked too fast but you still stare at the screen like an idiot. There’s a scene in a locker room where you’re supposed to interrogate someone, but I spent longer just clicking around the background, watching how the camera plays with pov angles, like the game knows you’re not here for the “investigation.” It calls itself a point and click and yeah, technically, but really it’s “point at who you wanna ruin and click until your mouse is sticky.”

What actually got me hooked was how your powers keep crashing into your dick. You’re supposed to be this rising hero, but half the time the “dark alter-ego” side feels more honest than the goody-two-shoes act. You’ll be in some tense meteor-related situation, and the choice is literally: save someone properly, or push them up against a wall and pound them while the sky glows outside. The game doesn’t pretend that domination is nice or clean either. There are moments where you grab her hair, force her to look at you while you’re buried inside, and the text is like, “You know this isn’t who you want to be,” while you immediately click “go harder” because self-control is for people not opening porn tabs in Chrome. It’s horny, messy, sometimes weirdly romantic when Clark accidentally says something soft after filling someone up, but you just know he’s going to screw it all up again five clicks later. Honestly, it feels a bit like my love life, if I had superpowers and people actually wanted to fuck me.

Anahel looks like the kind of girl you’d expect to see carrying books and blushing at compliments, not swinging a giant axe and smashing horny demons while her tits bounce in every direction like they have their own AI. She’s this “chosen one” from some prophecy, supposed to stop ancient evil from flooding the world with corruption, but honestly half the time it feels like the corruption is just trying to get into her panties first. One minute you’re walking through a haunted forest, fog and creepy statues all serious fantasy vibe, and the next a bunch of slimy dark creatures surround her, rip part of her clothes, and you’re sitting there with your phone thinking, “yeah, ok, guess I’m saving the world with one hand now.” I like how she starts modest, shy, all covered up, but the more you mess with the story and go after this Goddess’ Heart artifact, the more the game is like “what if we just show a little more ass here, a little more underboob there.” It pretends to be noble adventure, but the camera is always five seconds away from diving right into her cleavage anyway.

The tone is actually kind of stupid in a fun way. You’ve got this dark lord planning to open a portal and enslave everyone, classic fantasy villain stuff, but his army basically looks like they escaped from a hentai meme. Lewd swarms, tentacle things, horny cultists, all trying very hard to make sure Anahel ends up used, filled, or at least dripping from something. Sometimes the humor lands, like when an important NPC is giving you a dramatic speech and the dialogue just casually mentions her “nice big ass” as if that’s part of the prophecy. Other times the jokes are a bit cringe, like the game really thinks it invented sex puns. But whatever, I still kept tapping through dialogs on my phone on the bus, pretending I was just checking WhatsApp while this “holy savior” with ridiculous big tits was getting cornered in a ruined temple. There’s this fight where you mess up a dodge and instead of simple “you lose,” Anahel ends up pinned to a stone altar by these demon hands, her armor shredded off, moaning and trying to resist as the scene just gets wetter and more detailed. I hated how long that animation lasted, but also I let it play three times in a row.

What I like is that even when it’s trying to be dramatic about fate and destiny, it never forgets the real point: Anahel is in constant danger of being fucked senseless by anything that crawls out of the portal. The fantasy setting gives just enough excuse for crazy outfits and silly magic scenes. One second you’re reading about ancient relics, the next an “artifact examination” turns into her pressing her huge tits around some glowing crystal while it reacts to her body heat in very specific places. The 2D art has this hentai vibe that doesn’t pretend to be high art, just straight to the point, soft curves, big ass, every position framed like a lewd screenshot you’d send to the wrong Telegram chat by accident. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you want to see more teasing and the game jumps straight to penetration, or it keeps you in a long dungeon where nothing sexy happens for too long and you start scrolling Instagram out of habit. But when it decides to turn horny, it really goes for it. Corruption edging in, clothes falling apart, messed-up “save the world by letting it fuck you a little” vibes that feel dirty in that guilty browser-history way. The story keeps telling you “don’t let evil penetrate the world,” and all I could think half the time was “yeah, but evil is definitely penetrating Anahel first.” In a good way. Or bad. I forgot which.

Our ex-wayfinder girl is bored out of her skull, and honestly I felt that in my bones. She already saved her island, she did the big heroic stuff, now she’s stuck in chief role like some overworked office manager with tits. Meetings, problems, more meetings. No sea, no adventure, no danger, no orgasms. So she bails on the “responsible leader” life and goes hunting for Maui again, because who else is dumb and horny enough to show her how to be more than human. He promises to teach her how to become a demigod, but half of his “lessons” are him finding excuses to get his hands on her ass, her mouth, whatever part is closest. It starts “innocent”, like physical training, stretching, massages, then suddenly his cock is out and she’s kneeling there trying to remember if this was part of the ritual or not. Spoiler: it always is.

The game is a sandbox thing, but not that messy kind where you get lost in menus for two hours. You wander around the island, poke your nose where you shouldn’t, play dumb minigames to earn shells, buy outfits that are basically just different excuses to show more underboob. There is actual customization, not super deep, but enough that I spent way too long deciding if she looks sluttier with loose hair or with it tied back while she’s giving a sloppy blowjob to a “sacred” monster. Maui keeps setting up “trials” that are basically porn scenes dressed up like spiritual training. One time he tells her she has to “calm the raging beast” inside a cave, and it turns out to be some horny creature who only relaxes when she lets it grope her and fuck her between those big brown thighs. He just leans on his hook outside like a smug bastard, listening to her moan echo through the rocks and calling it “progress”. The parody vibe is thick, but it doesn’t feel like mocking her, more like the world itself is trying to drag her from hero to high-class slut and she kinda likes it. There are scenes with her learning “oral techniques” where he times her with some totally fake demigod challenge, and if you fail the minigame he just laughs and tells you to try again with his dick already twitching. Sometimes she pushes back, sometimes she teases him first. There is lesbian stuff too, with another girl who helps her practice “sensual skills” before she faces another “trial”, and that part actually surprised me because it felt a bit softer, more curious, like she’s testing out how far she wants to go with her own desire, not just following Maui’s orders. Then five minutes later she’s riding him in some cosplay outfit that looks like it came from a Wish version of her old explorer clothes, tits bouncing, talking about “earning her godhood” while he grabs her big ass with both hands. It’s messy and horny and sometimes a little awkward in a way that actually fits, like a hentai fan project that grew bigger than expected and never stopped being a bit unhinged. The teasing is constant, even during normal walking around: NPCs react to what she’s wearing, you get called out for showing too much skin, and then there is a scene where she’s drunk on “magic nectar” and ends up doing a slow, clumsy strip in front of someone who was definitely not supposed to see her like that, and I still keep thinking about that one more than the huge monster sex. Not sure what that says about me. Or her. Or Maui. Probably all three.

Thieves of Dingirra feels like somebody smashed a horny VN, a chill management game and a messy RPG party together, then left it on the table with a “do crimes, fuck everyone” note. You start as this sneaky bastard, the Master Thief, dropped into a city that already smells like sex and trouble, and your job is to turn a tiny gang of nobodies into the dirtiest, richest thieves guild in town. The city is split in quarters and you stare at the map thinking “ok, I’ll just send a couple idiots to pickpocket here” and suddenly you’re juggling turf wars, bribes, and who you want to bend over next. I had Chrome open with like 10 tabs, Discord pinging, Pornhub paused on another monitor, but my attention kept sliding back to “ok, one more heist, then I’ll go to sleep”. Lies, obviously.

The character creation is what hooked me too hard. You can go full male, full female, or play around with it, and the game actually reacts to what you are trying to be. I started as a cocky male thief and somehow ended up building a crew where half my lieutenants wanted to ride me, the other half wanted to rob me, and a few wanted both in the same night. You get flirty banter that slowly turns filthy: one moment you are discussing guard patrols, next moment a monster girl with horns and a tail is on her knees, tongue out, talking about “payment in kind”. The lesbian scenes caught me by surprise, in a good way. Two of the women in my guild had this slow burn thing going on, lots of snark and eye contact when I assigned missions, and when it finally blew up into a proper sex scene it was just them going down on each other in a dusty hideout, muffled moans so the guards outside don’t hear. It feels dirty in that very specific “we should not be doing this here” way. And the game is equal-opportunity filthy, you can go for guys too, get your cock sucked in some back alley deal, or slide into a more tender thing that actually has romance vibes instead of just “ok, next hole”.

The furry stuff is there, and it is not shy. The first time I took a contract from this local monster girl “fixer”, I thought it was just another contact on the map. Then I clicked through her scenes and she’s this smug cat-eared thief who steals your loot, then basically pushes you against a wall and starts grinding on your thigh while teasing you about being “too soft for Dingirra”. I picked a dialogue option that was supposed to be threatening and it just made her more turned on. Later, when the guild was big and I was trying to min-max my income per quarter, I had this stupid moment where I was staring at numbers and suddenly remembered “oh right, last time I met her she swallowed my cum in an alley and licked her paws clean like it was wine”. The game keeps mixing that: one second you’re tweaking risk levels on a job, next second you’re in a detailed blowjob scene, hearing how your partner tries to talk with your dick in their mouth. Vaginal stuff is just as graphic, with a lot of focus on how risky it is to be fucking in the middle of criminal operations. You’re banging a female thief on top of a desk piled with stolen letters, papers sticking to her sweaty back while she rides you, and she’s half laughing, half begging you to cum inside before the patrol makes its round. It’s hot and also stupid, which is kind of perfect for this setting.

At the same time the strategy side weirdly matters. You send squads on missions, adjust heat, build up control in each neighborhood, and the better you treat people, the more their personal stories open up. Some of those stories are pretty soft, almost like romance VN stuff, and then suddenly they go from “my tragic past” to “I want your tongue between my legs, right now”. I liked that, even if sometimes I just wanted to skip to the sex and the game made me read three extra lines about politics. One guy in my crew kept talking about family honor and I honestly don’t remember half of it, but I do remember the scene where he pushed me onto the bed after a successful raid, still half dressed in armor, and fucked me so hard the headboard hit the wall. There was this dumb little animation of text describing how his thrusts got rougher and I was sitting there thinking, yeah ok, this is better than whatever was on Netflix tonight. There is one UI sound that drives me crazy though, this click when you confirm some tasks, I hated it from the first minute and never got used to it, and I’m still annoyed about that and I don’t even know why. The city keeps opening up, different factions, different monsters and humans and in-between, and every time you think “ok, that’s enough kinks” the game quietly drops another option in your lap and asks if you’d like to suck it.

Curse of the Six Serpents feels like somebody mashed a horny power fantasy with a fucked up history lesson about Hogwarts, then just let it run wild. You play this smug male caster who basically hijacks an old curse that Salazar left hidden under the school, using it to slowly break six of the “big” witches into full on sex slaves. It sounds edgy on paper, but what surprised me was how nasty and specific some scenes get. One moment you’re walking the halls like a normal wizard, the next you’re peeking through magic wards and watching Hermione unknowingly bend over a desk, her robe hiking up just enough that you feel like a creep and still keep clicking. The voyeur angle is strong here. The game really wants you to feel like you’re stalking the castle, catching Molly half undressed in a guest room, or seeing Luna in some weird position “charging crystals” with her huge tits bouncing in a way that definitely didn’t happen in the books. Or maybe it did and Rowling just chickened out.

The corruption stuff ramps up slower than I expected, which is both hot and annoying. You’ll talk to Hermione again and again, push dialogs, use your new superpowers to nudge her thoughts, then finally see her go from outraged student to someone who blushes while spreading her own pussy for you on command. Same with Fleur, who starts all haughty and superior, and later is on her knees, drool running down her chin because you told her that’s how a “proper offering” looks. Anal scenes hit harder with characters who’d never go for it normally. Narcissa acting all pureblood ice queen, then gritting her teeth as you push into her ass and she’s torn between pride and moaning like a whore. Sometimes the writing actually nails that filthy, humiliating shift in them, especially when you tell Minerva to keep her glasses on while you fuck her against a classroom wall and she’s trying to stay “professorial” even with your cum dripping down her thighs. Then other times a line lands flat and sounds like some horny teenager with Google Translate, which is funny because I’m not native either and even I winced at one or two of those. I keep forgetting where the save icons even are, which pisses me off every single time and I still don’t learn.

What I liked most is how the game doesn’t pretend you’re a hero. You’re a bastard with too much power, walking around a twisted Hogwarts, turning legendary women into meat for your altar. Bellatrix, who’s already crazy in canon, somehow becomes even more unhinged once you start playing with her mind, going from taunting you to begging to be chained to the bed so you can “mark every inch” of her big ass and tits. Molly getting dragged into this whole swinging situation, her mature body put side by side with younger girls, hits a different kink entirely, especially when she hesitates for half a second then climbs into your lap anyway. There’s a nice little thrill each time the curse tightens around one of them and you notice new dialog options, more explicit positions, vaginal and anal variations, little custom reactions when you push them too far and they break in just the way you wanted. The adventure parts are there, walking, exploring, triggering events, but you mostly remember the moments: Hermione on her knees between bookcases, Luna riding you slow in some forgotten tower while talking nonsense about stars, Narcissa forced to watch as you use another witch right in front of her. It’s messy, it’s not subtle, sometimes it’s actually kind of dumb. I still kept playing.

You fall asleep after a dumb anime binge and suddenly you’re not in your crappy room scrolling Twitter anymore, you’re standing in some wild, color-soaked version of the Dragon Ball world, staring straight at Videl who looks way too good for someone you just “met.” She gives you that suspicious glare, but she still helps you out, which is hilarious, because five minutes later you’re checking out her ass while she pretends not to notice. The game plays it like a dating sim but lazier in a fun way. You wander around this sandbox map, bump into familiar faces in bikinis that never existed in canon, and the story just shrugs and goes “yeah, he’s from another world, whatever, now go flirt.” There’s a weird charm to how it doesn’t care. One moment you’re talking about Ki and training, next moment you’re getting your dick sucked behind some random building because you picked the “annoying but bold” dialogue option.

Videl is your first “anchor,” but she’s not the only one waiting to ruin your sleep schedule. Chi-Chi shows up with that permanent “I’m tired of Goku’s bullshit” energy, except this time she actually notices you. It’s messed up how satisfying it is to slowly push her from strict mom mode into needy, half-naked mess in the kitchen, while she pretends she’s only interested in your “training.” You’re doing push-ups and her tits are just... there. The game loves to make you grind little scenes with teasing before it lets anything serious happen. Bikini scenes at the beach where you’re obviously staring at her chest, “accidental” gropes when you’re helping with groceries, her trying to scold you while you can see she’s wet. When she finally drops to her knees, it feels earned and also completely stupid because you know you just clicked through a dozen goofy dialogue boxes to get there. Oral sex scenes are animated just enough to make your brain shut up and let the caveman part take over. Vaginal scenes too, with those slow, repeatable loops you end up watching way longer than you admit.

Then there’s the fanservice parade. Bulma playing horny scientist again, but this time you’re the experiment. Android 18 pretending she doesn’t care, then blushing when you push the right option, like a tsundere with super strength who also happens to have ridiculous tits. Pan shows up older, obviously, with that smug “I’m stronger than you” attitude that turns into you pinning her to a wall because she wanted to “test your stamina.” Erasa appears for like five minutes and it’s just enough to remember why every high school perv loved her. Bulla rocks a bikini that should be illegal and the game just rolls with it. You wander around, trigger small events, build “affection,” peek at them changing, grab a kiss here, a blowjob there, and then suddenly you’re balls-deep in a girl who could casually vaporize a city. It never fully pretends to be serious romance, but it throws in just enough sweet moments, like sharing food with Elizabeth from that other anime world cameo, or teasing Android 21 about her cooking while she leans over the counter, ass in your face, to keep you hooked. The whole thing feels like some horny fever dream where a bored mobile dev mashed Dragon Ball, Seven Deadly Sins, and random waifu culture together, forgot half the rules, and accidentally made something you keep coming back to “for just one more scene.”

King disappears, kingdom is fucked, horny chaos everywhere. That is basically the whole vibe, but somehow it works better than it should. You start as this random "hero" guy who feels less like a brave knight and more like a dude who clicked the wrong banner ad and woke up in a coup attempt. The castle is a mess, everyone is backstabbing everyone, and every conversation feels like it can end either in a political deal or with somebody on their knees. Sometimes both. One moment you are talking about succession laws, next moment the so‑called respectable noble lady is choking on your dick in a side corridor like it’s just normal diplomacy. And nobody even cleans the damn corridors after all that. It’s like the whole court decided that if the kingdom might fall tomorrow, they’re gonna fuck through the apocalypse today.

What really caught me isn’t the "hero saves princess" thing, it’s how dirty the power games get. You walk into a priest’s chamber expecting preaching and moral talk, and suddenly he is trying to trade blessings for you fucking a girl in front of him so he can "inspect" your stamina like some horny HR manager. Then the sorcerer faction shows up, and they’re like, yeah, magic is gone, army is gone, but hey, here’s a ritual that totally isn’t an excuse to have a naked princess tied up while you decide if you wanna go vaginal first or just turn her around and test her ass. It’s not subtle, at all. Half the "history" background is basically an excuse for why this kingdom apparently runs on oral deals and royal orgasms. The funniest part is when the princess tries to be high and mighty queen material during council meetings, and a scene later she’s on her knees between two women, licking one while getting fingered by the other, and you’re pretending this is some kind of political alliance. The lesbian scenes actually feel more like they’re plotting than when they talk with clothes on. And every time there’s a group scene, it stops being a heroic story and turns into "everyone wants to test the future ruler’s holes at the same time." I kept telling myself I’m here for the story but then a maid dragged me into a side room for "urgent service" and I absolutely forgot who is even attacking the kingdom.

The best bit is how the game pretends to care about which kingdom faction you support, while half of your choices are basically "do you fuck this person now, later, or with more people watching." One route has you playing the loyal protector, but you still end up with the princess bent over a balcony while some jealous court lady watches and starts touching herself behind a curtain, like it’s a shitty porno version of court intrigue. I liked that the princess isn’t just a trophy though; sometimes she uses sex on you like a weapon, promising to ride you if you support her claim, then refusing to finish you off till you swear loyalty. And you still swear, obviously. There was one scene where I went to calm her down after another failed council, thinking we’d talk about strategy, and ten minutes later there’s her, a nervous noble girl and a very flexible palace guard doing this messy three‑way while everyone keeps half‑arguing about what laws to pass. It’s ridiculous and kinda hot because nobody even pretends this is romantic, it’s all about tension, status, and bodies. Also the oral scenes go weirdly hard, like someone really enjoys drawing mouths stretched around cocks more than they enjoy drawing faces, but I’m not complaining. I just wish one of these geniuses remembered to close the damn throne room doors before an orgy. But no, leave them wide open, let the forces of darkness walk in and see half the ruling elite naked on the floor, that’ll surely save the kingdom.

This thing feels like someone mashed a horny furry VN with an old RPG they loved a bit too much, then said “ok but what if every fight could end with me getting railed instead of a game over.” You land on this continent full of huge guys with bigger asses than sense, all sorts of monsters and beastmen and weird in-betweens, and somehow every conversation is like one wrong sentence away from turning into porn. In a good way. Mostly. I play on mobile and it’s one of those games where you tell yourself “just one more quest” and suddenly you’re sitting there trying to position your thumb just right so you can still see the CG while you tap through the text. Firefox on Android handles it fine, in case you’re curious, but Kiwi browser lagged hard when the big battle scenes started throwing sprites around. Not gonna pretend that didn’t kill the mood one time when I was trying to screen-capture a perfect cumshot frame and the animation stuttered.

What I like most is how the game doesn’t hurry to put you in some god-chosen-hero box. You’re this outsider, yeah, but at the start you’re just some dude who keeps accidentally flirting with everyone. Then you get into your first proper turn based combat and suddenly the stakes are “do I actually try to win or do I let this horny plant-creature choke me out so I can see what kind of bad ending CG they stuck in here.” Lost on purpose to a wolf guy, not gonna lie, because the way the text was teasing “some foes might have their own idea of a reward” was too on the nose. The CG that popped up? Worth it. Big muscular furry body pinning you down, tail in your face, and the camera angle makes his ass look like it could smother you. I grabbed that frame, cropped it in Gallery, then shoved it into a dedicated folder in Simple Gallery Pro where I keep my “repeat fap” gifs. Still annoyed there’s no in-game gallery filter for who topped who though. You have to remember which quest line led to which guy and scroll like a caveman. No tag like “monsters that broke my back” or “sweet bois I accidentally dommed,” nothing.

The sandbox part is messy in the good kind of way. You wander, talk to someone, suddenly they dump a personal quest on you, and three hours later in real life you realize that one stupid choice you made with a drunk lizard dude changed what kind of scene you get with that smug knight furry in the next village. One time I went full nice guy with everyone, stacking CHA like a himbo, and yeah it opened some really tender gay scenes, cuddles, slow grinding, that stuff that makes you unexpectedly emotional with your dick still out. Next run I acted like an irresponsible brat, chased every monster who looked like he skipped leg day and glutes day in favor of ass day, and the tone was way rougher. Same character, different outcome, different CG. The game quietly remembers you said or did some shit ten quests ago, then later you’re bent over a rock getting pounded and the text throws a line like “this is what you wanted, isn’t it?” and you’re like… yeah ok, fair. I wish they would fix the tiny UI buttons during dungeon movement on phone, because trying to maneuver with on-screen arrows while your free hand is busy is, uh, not great, but they won’t and I already made peace with zooming in like an idiot. Still, when a boss monster knocks you out, drags your body somewhere dark and you wake up naked in a CG scene that goes from “oh no” to “wait, don’t stop” while you’re frantically spamming the screenshot button to catch the exact frame where he pulls your hair and your eyes roll back, you kinda forget about all that.

You open your eyes in a garden that’s way too pretty for how fucked up you feel. You remember dying… kind of. It’s fuzzy, like that morning after too much vodka when you’re checking your phone and praying you didn’t text your ex. Except now the “ex” is literally your life, and instead of hangover you get a smug angel, a smug demon, and a bunch of confused hot dead people who all like girls, guys, both, neither, or “it’s complicated” in different flavors. They tell you this isn’t Heaven, not Hell, just the Garden hanging out in Limbo, like some cosmic waiting room where everyone’s bisexual or worse. You’re told you can pick your body and gender, like character creation but with the weight of “what the fuck am I actually” behind it. Female, male, futa, trans, something in between, something off to the side. The game doesn’t blink. You can just… exist the way you wish you had when you were alive. That alone hit harder than some porn games ever will, honestly. Then five minutes later you’re flirting with a demon girl who looks like she can ruin your life and you’re fine with it.

What really sticks in my head is how one scene goes from tender to horny to sad so fast it feels wrong, in a good way. You’re sitting under this glowing tree with another lost soul, talking about what you regret from your life. They’re quietly telling you about the first time they realized they liked girls, how they kissed a friend behind a church, shaking and happy and terrified. The garden lights reflect in their eyes, they lean closer, and your choices appear. You can joke it away, you can pull them into this slow, nervous kiss, or you can go full thirsty and grab their hips and push them against the tree. If you go thirsty, the way the writing describes hands sliding over still unfamiliar bodies, the awkward “is this okay” mixed with raw need, feels more real than half the polished porn out there. It’s not just “and then boobs appeared, wow.” It’s messy, people hesitate, someone laughs at the wrong time, it reads like two queer disasters horny in Limbo who never got to be honest when they were alive, so now they’re making up for it in one go. There’s even a moment where they say “I never had sex like this when I was alive” and you can answer “me neither” or pretend you were a huge player. Which is funny, because the game will totally call you out later on that lie.

In between the horny stuff, you’re doing trials, talking to angels that act like burnt-out office workers, demons who act like they run a queer nightclub, and other dead people trying to figure out if Heaven is worth the rules, Hell is worth the chaos, or if Limbo is secretly the best place because nobody really knows what the fuck is happening anyway. Sometimes the tone whiplash gets tiring, like you’ll go from heartfelt talk about dysphoria to a gag about someone’s ass in two lines and it almost kills the mood. There are parts where the pacing drags, especially when a character dumps lore on you about how Eden ended up stuck here and you just wanna go back to worrying if that cute trans boy is into you or only into your “tragic backstory.” But then later, one small choice from an earlier date suddenly changes how a big late scene plays out and you realize oh, okay, it was paying attention the whole time. There are multiple routes and endings, you can flirt with women, men, futas, trans characters, some are soft, some are monsters in a sexy way, some are just emotionally unavailable but so hot you try anyway. It’s not afraid to be horny, but it also doesn’t treat sex like the only reward. Sometimes you get a tender cuddle in the afterlife instead of a full-on scene, and weirdly that feels more intimate. Still, I got annoyed that one character keeps mentioning some specific snack from when they were alive and you never actually see it anywhere. No CG, nothing. That bothered me a lot more than it should have. Anyway, it all feels like a queer afterlife dating mess where you can be a lesbian, a dude, a trans futa, whatever, and still end up kissing under a divine tree while arguing about whether Heaven even deserves you.