A broke guy landing in Peachy Sands Bay and somehow every swimsuit in town is three sizes too small, that’s basically the vibe here. It feels a bit like someone took those “wish you were here” beach postcards, spilled horny all over them, and then drew in huge tits and bubble asses on top. You click around the little resort town, talk to the four girls, pretend to care about “getting a better life” while actually just trying to unlock the next scene where she wraps her lips around you. The game doesn’t even hide that. One second you’re doing some simple fetch thing, next second she’s on her knees, bikini straps half hanging, drool on your cock, boobs bouncing like they’re arguing with gravity. And the drawings are that hand-made, kinda imperfect style, which is strangely hot because every curve feels like it was drawn slowly on purpose. Not that cheap AI look that shows up all over Twitter now. You see the tiny pen strokes around her areola and go, ah shit, someone stared at this nipple for a long time.

The sandbox thing is funny here. It’s not some giant open world, more like a small sandcastle you keep kicking over until all the secrets pop out. You wander the beach, the bar, the rooms, check your phone like a creep, click on stuff that doesn’t even matter, and suddenly boom, a new animation with the “shy virgin” girl letting you slip it in for the first time, legs shaking, sand still stuck on her thigh. She whimpers that she’s never done this and then rides you like she’s been binge-watching porn on Pornhub for years, so yeah, story logic is a suggestion at best. One of the older ladies, clearly the milf of this little paradise, has that one scene where she’s leaning on the balcony rail in her swimsuit, pretending to show you the view, and instead you’re palming her ass cheeks, big and soft, fingers digging in while she pretends to be offended but spreads her legs a bit more. Then later she’s smirking with your cock pushed between her tits, oil glistening, her hands squeezing them around you, tongue right at the tip. The animation loops are short but they feel tight, with little details like toes curling in a footjob, or her eyes rolling slightly when you push into her ass for the first time. I kept pausing just to stare at dumb things like how her bikini tan lines are drawn, while completely ignoring that one of the girls has the same facial expression in like half her scenes and it lowkey bugged me, but I still replayed them anyway.

It’s one of those games where you end up obsessing over tiny triggers. Talk to her at the bar at the “wrong” time and you just get small talk, come back when the sky is a bit darker and suddenly she’s guiding your hand under her bikini top, telling you not to look around, like anyone cares. You click her thigh, not her face, and now you’re getting a groping scene that leads into a sloppy blowjob behind some changing room, with her knees getting sandy. There’s anal, of course, because this kind of game always sneaks it in somewhere, and when you finally unlock that scene it feels more like you cracked a safe than seduced someone. She bites her lip, complains it’s too big, then backs onto you anyway until her ass swallows you completely. It’s messy, wrong, super hot. The virgin girl letting you cum inside for the “first” time, the beach hottie wrapping her feet around your shaft like she’s done it a thousand times, the older woman guiding you with that slow, patient handjob while telling you you’re “tense” from all the studying you’re not doing anymore. By the time I unlocked the last animation, I wasn’t even clicking for plot, just scanning the screen for anything that might lead to the next way to stick it in someone in a swimsuit. The game pretends to be about a loser chasing a better life; it’s actually about you treating a sunny beach town like your own personal porn playlist, one point and click at a time.

This one throws you into Springfield in a really weird way. You’re not Homer or Bart, you’re some random young guy who suddenly finds out he’s related to Mr. Burns, like the one sperm he forgot to freeze properly or something, and now old, wrinkly, pissed-off Burns is kind of broke. Not broken in spirit, just broke in money. So he drags you into his mess and calls it an “internship”. Of course you don’t get paid, except in tits, asses and trouble. The whole thing plays like a point and click sandbox, and Springfield becomes your horny playground. You walk around town, poke at stuff, click on hot spots, talk to people, unlock scenes. In practice that means you are “helping” save the empire by doing every dirty favor possible, and a lot of them involve his favorite yellow MILF with gravity-proof boobs.

Marge is the real center of all this, even when she’s pretending she’s not. The game treats her like a holy relic of big tits and big ass. She’s not just background mom, she’s the main reward for being a good little intern. The way the story sets it up is kind of fun: you end up in the Simpsons house a lot, pretending you’re handling some “business stuff” for Burns, but you’re mostly staring at her huge boobs while she bends over with that big blue hair wobbling a bit. Sometimes she wears that usual green dress, sometimes something more tight, and yeah, there are scenes where you push her way out of that “faithful wife” role. What I liked is that the game doesn’t rush it too fast in the beginning. You run lame errands, click through dialog, test different time slots, and then suddenly one small choice opens this totally lewd situation in the kitchen or living room where she’s blushing and you’re trying not to stare at her nipples poking through. And failing. The humor hits nice too, kind of dumb but on purpose. Burns talking about “asset management” while the camera basically stares at Marge’s ass in the same room feels very on-brand for this parody. I kept catching myself clicking every stupid painting on the wall like a raccoon, because sometimes there’s an extra porn mag or a dirty joke hidden there that has nothing to do with progress, but it makes the world feel more dirty and alive.

Then you have Lisa in the mix, and the tone swings to something more sneaky and taboo. She’s not just there as background; she actually pokes her nose into your “intern” work. There are moments where she’s suspicious, and you’re juggling conversations, pretending you care about homework or environmental shit, while your real goal is to keep her from catching what you do with her mom. At the same time, the game gives her own corrupt path, so if you go that route it gets pretty fucking spicy. There’s something twisted about helping her with some project and realizing half the choices you make are slowly making her more open to weird, adult stuff. It’s uncomfortable in a way that clearly knows it’s wrong, but that’s also the fetish for a lot of people who are here, so the game doesn’t shy away from it. I actually got stuck once because I forgot which day she was in which location and I had to check some random fan-made schedule someone posted on Reddit from their Google Drive screenshots. That’s the kind of nonsense only sandbox lovers tolerate. If you want every dirty scene, you’ll need a little patience: talk to Marge in different rooms, annoy Lisa with multiple dialog options, help Burns with his degenerate “business plans”, and don’t be scared to re-check old locations after plot jumps. Half of the hottest stuff triggered for me only when I came back at a “wrong” time and clicked the same door I ignored before. There’s this nice feeling when you finally unlock a new Marge pose or a new Lisa reaction and you know it came from you messing around instead of following some boring arrow. If you play it slowly, save often, and actually enjoy being a nosy asshole in every room of the house, the game really rewards you with more than just one quick cum scene. Take your time in Springfield, watch every little body language change, and squeeze every filthy drop the writers buried in those yellow curves.

This thing feels like someone tried to mix a messy romance novel with porn from xVideos and then just let it rot in their phone for a year before uploading it. In a good way. You play as a dude who keeps telling himself he’s a “good guy” while his dick is literally ruining every relationship around him. Half the time you’re trying to be sweet and romantic, sending nice messages and pretending to care about people’s feelings, and then ten minutes later you’re balls deep in a married woman on a hotel bed, watching her ahegao face in some awkward close up that looks way too real for comfort. The game actually leans hard into that cheating and swinging stuff, like “normal” relationships are almost background noise. There’s always some line to cross, some husband who thinks everything is under control, some wife who swears this is “only curiosity” while she begs for anal and her voice texts are still open in the corner of the screen.

The mobile side of it matters more than I expected. I was playing on my phone in the bathroom at work, WhatsApp popping up at the same time the in‑game chat was buzzing, and I legit almost answered the wrong woman. There’s a lot of scenes that feel like modern texting: late night horny messages, blurry selfies, the “I shouldn’t be doing this, but…” kind of energy. You move from scene to scene like you’re scrolling a feed, and the 3D characters look just a bit too polished for how dirty the situations get. One milf in particular, she has that slightly tired face, small wrinkles around the mouth, perfect thick ass, and the game just keeps throwing her back at you in new outfits until you finally stop pretending you’re not going to fuck her. There’s a great moment where you’re at some “respectable” gathering that quietly turns into a soft swinging scenario. First you’re just being polite, then you’re grabbing another guy’s wife by the hips while your own date is getting double penetrated on the couch behind you, her makeup completely ruined, tongue out, eyes rolled. No one even calls it an orgy, it just escalates like it was always supposed to end there. The weird part is, sometimes it tries to be emotional in the middle of all that. You make a choice that hurts someone who actually cared, and right after that the game throws a group sex scene at you that feels a little too empty, like it wants you to feel how the MC is just using people now. Or maybe I’m just overthinking porn again. Whatever. The sex hits hard, the kissing actually looks good, and the story keeps pretending it’s about “boundaries” while everyone in it keeps breaking them in the most explicit way possible.

You’re this washed-up author who used to shit out bestsellers like it was nothing, then the magic just dies. No muse, no words, just a dry brain and a blinking cursor in Google Docs mocking you every day. Instead of fixing your life, you bolt back to your hometown and somehow land the job of academy director, which is wild because you absolutely don’t feel like an authority figure. You show up with Linda, the girl you’ve basically raised, and the whole place is full of cute students, teachers, and staff who look way too eager to “help” with your new workload. It starts pretty innocent, just walking around the campus, checking classes, getting a feel for the schedule, but the game keeps poking you with teasing scenes. A girl leaning over your desk a little too far during a meeting, Linda clinging to your arm in the corridor, the shy librarian blushing like crazy while giving you the keys to the archive. The corruption doesn’t slap you in the face at once, it slides in slowly like a hand creeping up a thigh under the table.

What I liked is how the game keeps pretending it’s about managing the academy, while you’re obviously steering every conversation into something more intimate. There’s a minigame where you’re supposed to “motivate” a lazy class by helping them prepare an exam, but if you push the right dialogue choices, you end up in this side room with one of the girls on her knees, sucking you off, still wearing her half-buttoned uniform like she just ran away from class. The way her head bobs while she looks up at you, that little animation loop feels dirty in a good way, especially when she pulls off for a second just to tease you with her tongue and call you “sir” in that fake innocent tone. Later, you can cum in her mouth or inside her pussy after you bend her over a pile of books and push in raw, and the game doesn’t pretend to be shy about showing the creampie slipping out. It’s actually kind of romantic in places too, which is weird to say about a route where you’re basically corrupting half the female cast. Some scenes with Linda feel way too sweet, like when she sneaks into your office at night with coffee, sits on your lap and just wants you to “relax” while grinding on you slowly until your self-control cracks. Then other moments are just pure filth, like a harem-style event in the dorm where two girls take turns sucking you, one deepthroating while the other kisses your shaft and plays with your balls, and you’re choosing who gets your load like it’s some reward ceremony.

It’s not perfect at all, and that’s kind of why it stuck in my head. The pacing jumps around like bad weather. One day you’re stuck in long, quiet story scenes about your past writing career, just clicking through dialogue, waiting for something spicy to happen, like watching a pot of soup that refuses to boil. Then out of nowhere, you get slammed with a chain of erotic scenes where you’re fucking in the infirmary, then in a classroom, then in your office, and it almost feels like a sex party you didn’t have time to dress for. Some of the minigames feel pointless, like this little “management” part where you juggle academy stats, but you’ll just end up clicking the same option to reach the next girl anyway. I wish they let the corruption go even deeper, like more scenes where a girl starts all shy and slowly turns into a total cock-hungry mess across several encounters, not just jumping from flirty to “please fill me up” in one go. But it still has that messy charm, like a horny Wattpad story that grew muscles and learned how to animate blowjobs. I kept telling myself I’d just check one more event, then suddenly I was watching another timid teacher wrap her lips around the MC and moan with her mouth full, and any thoughts about pacing or logic just kind of shut up.

This one feels like someone grabbed a bunch of messed up fairy tales from an old Tumblr archive, poured too much horny into them, then stitched them together with tape and spite. You jump from one little “chapter” to another, each about a different princess or monster girl, and it never quite behaves the same way twice. Sometimes you’re clicking through choices like a horny gremlin, sometimes you’re stuck on one screen just staring at a princess in chains while deciding if you go full bastard or pretend to be a gentleman for three lines before ruining everything again. It has that cheap 2D CG look that somehow fits perfectly, like fanart that escaped from DeviantArt and learned how to talk dirty.

The Disney parody angle is not subtle at all. One moment you’re in a desert palace with a very not-licensed princess in transparent harem pants, the next you’re watching her milk drip through the fabric because some “blessing” of a magic artifact turned her into a walking cow fantasy. There’s actual choices around that too: keep her as a humiliated slave, drag her to the shop to buy toys and chains, or pretend to “free” her and then chain her to the bed anyway when she tries to run. When the genie shows up, he’s not doing three wishes, he’s doing “how much anal, how much oral, and which hole gets the creampie first.” It sounds crude but the writing has this weird emotional whiplash. You get moments where she spits insults, calls you a monster, you spank her until she does that stupid ahegao face, tongue out, drool, and then three clicks later she’s asking why you didn’t kiss her after you fucked her. Absolutely romantic. Totally normal.

Then there’s the monster girls and the more… questionable stuff. The game does not care about comfort zones. There is ***, humiliation, bestial stuff, that feeling of “oh shit, I should not be aroused by this, and yet here we are.” A lamia coils around your guy, squeezes until he can’t breathe, then uses him like a living dildo. A corrupted princess rides a centaur while you watch and jerk off like some pathetic court wizard who lost control of his own spell. At some point I spent like five minutes just trying to click the right option so I could see the lactation scene loop again, because the way her breasts bounce when the magic spell forces her to squirt on command is genuinely hot in this stupid, low-budget way. And then, in another branch, that same girl is surrounded by a group of guards, getting used one after another, cum dripping out of every hole, and she still has that princess pride in her face like she’s trying not to break while you decide if you go for a handjob ending or shove toys into her until she cracks.

What I like is how inconsistent it all feels, in a good way and also in a “who wrote this at 4 in the morning on Red Bull” way. Some scenes are pure male domination power trip, where you drag a chained girl by the collar, make her lick your boots, force oral until her eyes roll up. Then suddenly you hit a route where a demoness sits on your chest, slaps your face, makes you cum with just her feet and your own hand, and laughs at you for being her little toy. There is one bit I keep thinking about: that stupid little shop screen where you buy a cheap-looking vibrator, take it back to the dungeon, and the scene changes only by this tiny drawn toy in her hand, but the dialogue completely flips her personality. She goes from sobbing *** victim to desperate, horny mess begging you to push it deeper while your character mocks her for loving it. The game pretends to be a light parody, but some of these stories end like a punch in the gut, with the girl broken, collared, used by monsters and men, covered in cum, and you get this short line of text hinting that, in another path, she could have escaped with a girlfriend instead, living a quiet lesbian fantasy far from the palace. You will probably ignore that and reload for the anal gangbang anyway.

Office door closed, Slack set to “in a meeting,” I open this thing thinking it’s just another horny clicker with fake choices and dead eyes. Then you get those glasses. Not sexy at first glance, more like something IT guy wears on his day off, but once you put them on, the whole vibe changes. The game turns into this mix of creeping and flirting where every girl you meet has some dirty little line of text hovering around her like a status update from her pussy. You look at a shy neighbor on the rooftop and, boom, you see she’s been secretly thinking about getting pinned against the rail and fucked raw under the stars. In the hallway you pass this office lady with big tits bouncing under her shirt, and the glasses calmly show you exactly how she likes a cock in her throat while she pretends she’s “busy with reports.” It feels wrong, hot, kind of pathetic, but I’m still sitting here at my desk half-hard behind my laptop, pretending I’m editing spreadsheets while I’m actually checking who wants to ride me next in the game.

The main guy is such a mess in a way I really like. He got destroyed by his first girl, then runs away to the military to forget he got used like a walking dildo and then dropped. That vibe sticks. He’s not some smooth porn hero from the start, but then the “Lens Lust” crap starts messing with him, and with you too. You pick quests that are basically their hidden fantasies, like “help her relax after work” and that suddenly turns into you on your knees licking her, her heels digging into your back, and her calling you a good boy while you push her legs apart and slam inside. Another one is this quiet girl pretending to be innocent, and the quest slowly escalates from just talking on the rooftop to her jerking you off with her tits, oil dripping between them while she keeps stealing glances at the door in case someone comes up. The animations give that little extra, like subtle hip movement and lips wrapping around the shaft, nothing super polished, but because of that it feels more like real porn you find at 2% volume at work than some shiny trailer. There is this thing no one talks about where you use points to basically tune your body and style, and suddenly the same girl who barely noticed you before is staring down at your bulge and biting her lip in the elevator. Watching your choices turn you from awkward loser into this confident, slightly controlling bastard who pushes girls to their knees, pulls their hair, fucks their throats and then watches them masturbate on his bed because he told them to is… yeah, it stays in your head when you go back to boring emails.

What caught me is how the game mixes the romance angle with some really blunt male domination. One minute you’re having this actually cute rooftop talk, she’s opening up about her past, and you feel like “ok, this is a date,” and twenty minutes later you’re shoving her panties aside and sliding into her while she tries not to moan too loud because someone might hear from downstairs. The harem thing sneaks up on you too, not like “here is your collection,” more like you realize you’ve got three different girls sending you messages at once and all of them, in their own way, basically want to taste your cum or feel it dripping out of them. There’s a voyeur bit where you sit with the glasses on and watch a girl touching herself when she thinks she’s alone, and you can’t decide if you feel like a bastard or a god, but you still keep watching. I do wish one of the side girls didn’t repeat the same blowjob animation in different clothes, it pulled me out of it for a second, but then there was this scene where you’re sitting on the couch, she’s between your legs, drool on her chin, her tits shaking while she bobs faster and faster, and honestly, my brain forgot to complain. Sometimes the English in the dialogue feels a little stiff and then suddenly it hits with a line like “I want you to use me like you never got to before,” and it just lands. The game is like that ex you know is bad for your mental health but you still stalk her Instagram on your lunch break and jerk off in the bathroom after. Not proud. Not sorry.

There’s something oddly raw about this game that got my attention right away. You start as this young guy who finally runs away from a place that basically hates everything he is, and the game really leans into that feeling of being horny, scared, and excited in the same moment. It’s not subtle. The first scenes after he arrives in the new city already feel like that messy mix: he’s jerking off alone in a shitty room, scrolling Grindr and Scruff on his cracked phone, half terrified someone from the old country will see him, half desperate to get fucked senseless by the first older guy who sends him a pic. The camera lingers on his face more than on his cock at first, which I actually liked, since you can see that tension: he’s ashamed, but he can’t keep his hand off himself. Then the game slowly starts pushing him into contact with these older guys, these proper DILF types, each one a different flavor of controlling, sweet, manipulative or just bored and horny. It’s not a fluffy romance at the beginning, more like: who will own this kid’s body first. And he’s into it, that’s the thing. He pretends he’s just “trying things”, but he’s hard every time some graying, thick-armed man calls him “good boy” or tells him to shut up and swallow.

From animation / cutscene side, it looks like the dev had a lot of ideas and maybe not enough time, which somehow fits the story. Expressions are surprisingly specific: when the main guy gets pushed on his knees for the first blowjob with that bearded neighbor, his eyes do this quick flick from the door to the cock, like he’s wondering if he can still back out, then you see his throat work when he swallows his fear and leans in. There’s a nice little detail where the older man’s hand pets his hair first, then tightens a bit too much once the kid starts taking it deeper. The 3dcg is not perfect; sometimes the mouths look weird in side view, and there’s a sex scene on the couch where the protagonist’s hip clips into the cushion in a way that made me snort, but honestly that kind of broken thing made it feel more personal, less polished porn and more like some horny artist just kept going at 2 coffees too many. There are a few romance routes where you actually have to decide if you want the safer, “boyfriend material” older guy who buys you snacks and calls you cute, or the more twisted one who tells you he’ll help you with papers if you let him fuck you raw whenever he wants. Those choices hit harder than I expected, especially when a soft, cuddly cutscene later suddenly turns into him being pinned down on the bed, his wrists held above his head while he pretends he doesn’t like being used and you know he’s lying to himself and no one else.

What I enjoyed most is how the corruption feels emotional, not just “he was innocent, now he sucks dick like a pro.” You can see the shift in small scenes. Like there is a quiet moment after he gets ghosted by a guy he really liked, and the next cutscene is him doing a video call jerkoff with some random daddy from a hookup app, camera pointed directly at his ass while he fingers himself on a cheap chair. The animation dwells on the way he checks his own reflection in the laptop screen, kind of lost, kind of proud that he can make grown men beg in chat. It’s hot and a bit sad at the same time. That dual feeling pops up a lot: one route has him cuddling in bed with a more romantic guy after a slow, almost vanilla fuck, his face buried in chest hair like he finally found a home, and literally in the next scene you can push him to cheat, spreading his legs for another man in a public shower, water running down his back while a rough hand clamps over his mouth to keep him quiet. I wish the sound design was better there, the moans feel a little canned sometimes, but then a look he gives, that half-guilty smile when he realizes he likes being controlled, saves the whole thing. It’s messy, horny, sometimes awkward, with a protagonist who starts out scared of his own dick and ends up jerking off confidently on camera while an older guy orders him around. I kept noticing tiny animation glitches and misaligned kisses, then suddenly there was this one angle of him riding his favorite DILF, sweaty and flushed, eyes locked, and I forgot every little complaint I had until the next stiff hand pose snapped me back.

You wake up in this cheap looking lakeside cabin, phone still in your hand, and the first thing on the screen is that stupid little trivia app they make you use. At first you think it is just some normal quiz thing, like the junk you play in the bus, but it starts asking really pointed questions. Sex stuff, movies, some random history, then suddenly “what color panties are you wearing” and the MC in game actually looks down to check. That is when it clicks that the questions are not just text, they control what happens in the room. Every right answer gives you a little power, every wrong answer strips another piece of her dignity away, piece of clothing after piece of clothing, with this quiet lake outside the window like it is judging everything.

The main girl has this huge ass that the camera just keeps loving. You answer one stupid question about geography wrong and boom, shorts gone, and she is there in tight panties that are clearly not built for hiding anything. You cannot even pretend you are here for anything except watching her slowly lose the fight. The quiz keeps escalating. First it is light trivia, then it becomes stuff where you are half guessing, half trying to aim the outcome. Like, you know the answer, but you kinda want to see what happens if you “fail”. I had one moment where I purposely picked the wrong capital city just to see if the game really would make her walk to the door and peek out into the night in just her bra. It did. She opens it a crack and you get that side-shot of her big tits barely contained, nipples poking the fabric, and the dark outside like someone could be spying. Maybe they are. The game never fully says, and I like that. Or maybe I hate that. Not sure.

Thing is, it pretends to be “just a trivia test” but actually it is more like a slow, mean strip show mixed with some voyeur stuff. The phone becomes this nasty little host, asking if you want “another round” and flashing wrong answers in big letters so she blushes even more. Sometimes the app vibrates when you answer, totally pointless detail, but somehow made me feel like I was actually messing with her through the screen. I kept trying to get a perfect run and at the same time I kept sabotaging myself because the view when she bends over to pick up her top from the floor is insane, that ass is ridiculous. I left the sound on my own phone in real life by accident and the little notification ping from the in-game quiz overlapped with my Telegram pings, confused me for a second, kind of funny, kind of annoying, and then I forgot about it. The tension is not from big plot twists or something deep, it is just “how far is this girl willing to go if the questions keep coming” and “what if somebody at the lake house is actually watching from the trees while you push her into more and more public exposure.” It feels trashy and clever at the same time, which makes no sense, but that is exactly why I could not stop tapping through questions, half trying to protect her, half trying to see what happens when you fail her on purpose.

Guy wakes up naked in a giant smoking hole in the ground, memory wiped, dick working fine, moral compass already kind of on strike. That’s your hero. No chosen one speech, no destiny, just “who the hell am I” followed by “ok but whose tits are those over there” very fast. The story follows that vibe all the way: half confused adventure, half pervert travel blog. Every time you think “ok, now it gets noble and heroic”, the game throws you some horny widow with huge tits asking for “help” while her husband is literally in the next room snoring like a pig.

The world is this weird fantasy mix that acts all mysterious and serious for like two lines, then you’re balls deep in someone you probably shouldn’t even be making eye contact with. One moment you’re talking with some high elf priestess about fate and the strange crater you crawled out of, next thing she’s on her knees with mascara running, mumbling prayers around your cock. And the game doesn’t even pretend to be shy: anal, foot stuff, toys, cosplay outfits that look like they were ordered from the cheapest part of AliExpress, blackmail scenes where you’re thinking “he really went there, ok.” There is voyeur stuff out of nowhere too. You “accidentally” see people fucking, then later you can decide if you just keep watching, join, or pretend to be a respectable person and leave. Guess which option is clearly not the point.

Whole dating sim layer sits on top of it like one of those shitty fancy cakes. You do dialogues, give gifts, pick “romantic” answers, then ten minutes later you are choking the same girl with your hand while she’s in a maid cosplay and pretending she doesn’t like it. Romance and corruption sit right next to each other and keep changing places. One route has this sweet, shy girl who looks like she should be in soft romance stuff, and your choices slowly push her from blushing kisses and handjobs to getting filmed while you fuck her asleep, with a gagged “boyfriend” watching helpless from the corner. And he deserves it, but also damn. The game acts like “oh this is a tender moment” while you’re literally using a vibrator on her in front of him. I laughed, not sure that was the correct reaction.

Family stuff is there too, tiptoeing on that “we are not saying it directly but everyone knows what is going on” line. You meet a “landlady”, a “aunt”, a “older sister type” with the biggest ass the engine can handle. They all have that slightly too familiar energy, like “we’re related enough that this should be a problem, but not enough that the dev wants to get banned.” Some routes let you go full NTR bastard: you slowly steal them from the guys around them, or just fuck them behind their backs while the poor idiots talk about “trust” and “true love” in the next tavern. There is one very specific scene where you get a girl drunk, let her fall asleep next to you, then decide if you just watch her masturbate in her sleep, or you go further and, yeah, take what you want. Game barely pretends this is a moral choice. It knows exactly what you clicked.

What I like and hate at same time is how the protagonist can act almost nice in dialogue, asking about feelings, talking about the mystery of the crater, then two clicks later you’re using a collar and leash on a milf that earlier tried to mother you. One path lets you keep her “pure”, another lets you train her into cock add*cted slave who will take anal in public just because you snap your fingers. The exhibition stuff goes too hard sometimes, like you’re fucking on a balcony while random guards pretend they don’t see, or you shove a dildo into a girl before sending her to some serious story meeting, and the game keeps cutting to her trying to keep a straight face while you hold the remote. World saving, but with remote control butt plug, sure. The plot about who you are and why that crater exists keeps popping up between all of this, like the dev suddenly remembered there was supposed to be a story, then gets distracted again by a pair of big tits bouncing in 3D. And I am not complaining. Well, I am, about one thing: the main menu music is annoying as hell and I can’t stop humming it while watching yet another “accidental” cheating route blow up a happy couple from inside. Literally from inside.