This thing throws you in as the new guy at some boring-ass office, but baby, nothing is boring for more than five clicks. One minute you are a shy virgin trying to remember your login password, next minute the HR milf is "helping" you relax under the desk with her mouth while you pretend to read an Excel report. The whole vibe is that cheap corporate hell: fake smiles, horrible lighting, coffee that tastes like broken dreams… and then somebody slips you this weird drug that turns meetings into porn scenes and every harmless little crush into straight-up corruption. It feels like those trashy workplace dramas you watch on your phone during lunch break, except now you control every horny mistake the main guy makes. And he makes a lot. He is supposed to be this normal dude, but I corrupted him into a blackmailing little demon in like ten minutes and I do not regret a thing. Well, maybe a little. Actually no.

The fun starts when you realize everybody in that office has some secret and your cock is basically the master key. Boss lady with the icy stare? Yeah, she does a full ahegao face the moment you pin her against the copier after you "accidentally" find her dirty messages. That older coworker who looks like she should be shouting about deadlines? Milf territory. She pretends to be all strict and professional, then five choices later she is on your lap in the break room, skirt around her waist, riding you slow while your Slack notifications pop up in the background. There is this one scene where you are stuck in a late meeting and you can either stay loyal and keep things cute, or spike your own confidence with that fucked-up drug and turn the whole scene into a power move. I picked the nasty route, obviously. I blackmailed my boss with some documents, made her get on her knees in her glass office, and some poor NPC on the other side of the glass is just typing like nothing is happening. The animation sells it way more than I expected. Her lipstick getting messy, eyes rolling up, that over-the-top ahegao like she just got hit by a truck full of orgasms. Completely ridiculous. I loved it.

It kind of pretends to be a romance at times, like a dating sim where your choices "shape your future", and technically yes, you can be sweet and build relationships and go for softer stuff like cuddly oral in a quiet corner or slow vaginal sex with a coworker who actually likes you. I tried that path for a bit, took one girl on what is basically an office-date, picked all the nice options, listened to her talk about her career dreams, kissed her in the copy room like a gentleman. Cute. Then the next scene I turned around and blackmailed another woman with some incriminating files, pushed her over her own desk and pounded her until she was drooling and moaning like a hentai meme. The game lets you act like the romantic good boy or a corrupt little bastard, and I kept switching because my attention span is trash. One second I am sending flowers, the next I am threatening to leak somebody’s secret unless they get on all fours. And the office backdrop makes everything nastier somehow. That sound of keyboards while you are balls-deep in your boss, her trying to keep quiet, that risk of someone opening the door at any moment. It is messy, morally wrong, a bit silly, and absolutely feels like something you should not be playing at work, which of course means you absolutely will.

Jen shows up to this crazy nice apartment with that "I totally can afford this" energy, but you can see in her face she probably checked her banking app twice before ringing the bell. Place is owned by Paula, one of those older blondes who walks like the whole room already belongs to her and she just lets you exist in it for fun. High heels, tight top, those heavy tits that look like they could smother a religion, that kind of vibe. At first it feels like a normal viewing: kitchen, couch, some small talk about work and hobbies, all that polite bullshit. But the camera keeps sitting just a little too low, following her hips, focusing on Jen’s lips when she talks, and you know the whole "rent talk" is heading in a very horny direction. There is this slow tension, like both of them are pretending to talk about square meters and deposits, but they are actually checking each other out and mentally undressing each other step by step.

What I like is that Jen is not some dumb bimbo, she is nervous, yeah, but she pushes back, flirts back, makes jokes, looks away when Paula gets too close, then looks back again like she is trying to decide if she wants to be the good girl or the very bad tenant. You can tell she is into women already, but the game plays it like she is not used to someone like Paula. When Paula leans over to "show the balcony view", her blouse opens just enough and the camera just stays there, tracking the curve of her huge boobs. You hear small little breaths, soft cloth sounds, not just generic porn moans. When things finally break, there is this nice slow build: gentle touches on the arm, hands brushing when they grab the same key, one slightly too long hug when Jen thanks her for "considering a special deal". And then, boom, clothes start coming off and suddenly you see Paula is packing more than just rent demands. Futa reveal is clean, not some shock gag, more like "oh, that explains the confidence".

Sex scenes go hard but still look kind of romantic. Paula takes the lead at first, pushing Jen onto the couch, grinding between those pale thighs, fucking her deep while still kissing her like they are already lovers, not just strangers negotiating rent with body instead of money. There is a lot of focus on tits, on hips, on how Jen’s whole body reacts when she gets railed, and the sounds are actually synced instead of random groaning, which is rare as hell in these games. I also like that they let Jen switch from shy to needy, grabbing Paula, riding her, using that thick cock like she’s trying to earn a lifetime discount. Apartment itself becomes part of the scene: table edges, sofa back, wall mirror that shows Paula pounding her from behind while Jen’s big breasts smack against the glass. It’s short, yeah, and it pretends to be a "visual novel" but you barely have any choices and I kinda hate that, but then Paula is kissing Jen’s neck while sliding inside her again and my brain just turns into white noise. There is this small moment after they cum, where Jen looks totally ruined and happy, lying half on the couch, half on Paula’s chest, and you can almost hear her thinking, "yeah, I’m definitely not paying full rent for this place."

On this island full of crazy strong amazon warriors, you arrive as this cocky outsider who honestly should die in the first ten minutes, but somehow every proud warrior girl keeps underestimating you. The whole thing is like someone mashed comic book Justice League porn with a kinky strategy game. You’re not just clicking through sex scenes, you’re actually poking at fragile egos, pushing rivalries, and watching these legendary fighters slowly slide from “I will crush you” to “I will ride you until my legs shake”. Seeing Diana go from strict, righteous warrior princess to your messy, horny toy is basically the main dish here, and yeah, it delivers. At the start she looks at you like you’re dirt, all cold eyes and heroic speeches, and by the time you’ve pushed the right choices and trained her in your “methods”, she’s choking on your cock on her own throne, trying to keep her dignity while drooling all over you. You can go gentle for a while, pretending romance, but the game is clearly happier when you go full corruption: hand around her throat, one hand under her skirt, whispering how her sisters are going to watch her get fucked like a slut.

The fun thing is how the game keeps giving you these little power tests. Like, you’re in some council scene, surrounded by half-naked amazons trying very hard to look serious, and the game throws a choice at you: respect tradition or slide your hand up Diana’s thigh in front of everyone. Pick the sneaky horny route and she flinches at first, jaw tight, but she doesn’t stop you. Next time, she spreads her legs a bit and pretends she’s just “adjusting her armor” while your fingers are inside her. It escalates fast. One moment you’re just groping her ass during a debate, the next she’s on her knees under the table, giving you a sloppy blowjob while the other warriors argue about politics. And yes, the creampie stuff hits hard too. There’s something deeply satisfying the first time you fuck her raw in the training grounds, pin her against the wall with your hands around her wrists, and watch her entire proud body shake when you cum deep inside. She tries to scold you about “honor of the Amazons” while your semen is literally dripping down her inner thighs. That’s the mood.

It’s not just one-on-one, either. Once you get some control, the harem aspect starts to bloom and the corruption gets way more spicy. You can pit amazons against each other, then reward the “winner” by making her lick your shaft clean after you’ve just blown a load in her rival’s pussy. Group scenes with Diana and other warriors are some of the best content: she starts off jealous, trying to act above it, but you can make her hold another girl’s hips open so you can slam into her, then order Diana to clean up the creampie with her tongue. There are lesbian bits sprinkled all over, too: training sessions where two warrior girls are forced to “practice close combat” until they end up grinding on each other, moaning, while you watch and decide who gets your cock that night. At one point I had Diana riding me while another amazon, totally broken in, was kissing her, sucking her nipples, and begging you to fuck them both harder. Batman even shows up in this weird crossover vibe, and instead of saving the day he ends up looking like background furniture while you’re balls-deep in the so-called symbol of justice. The whole game feels kind of wrong in a very good way: lots of BDSM flavor, rough grabbing, making a legendary female warrior beg for your cum, all wrapped in this corrupt-political-mythology porn soup that shouldn’t work, but yeah, it really fucking works.

Tiny horny wizard kid gets the worst luck and the best luck at same time. One magic screw‑up, poof, he’s shrunk to smurf size and dumped in this village where literally every blue girl has huge tits, big bubble ass and zero real privacy. It feels like walking into a parody hentai version of a Saturday morning cartoon you half remember from childhood, except now the camera actually follows his eyes when he stares at their cleavage. The game doesn’t pretend to be polite. First minutes you’re already peeking through windows, catching a Smurfette grinding a fat dildo, blue thighs shaking, moaning in that cute cartoonish way while the protagonist is outside trying not to breathe too loud. There’s that RenPy click‑through rhythm, you know, but they keep stuffing it with animated loops of boobs bouncing, sticky handjobs, goofy tongue play, so it’s never just text box → static image → next. Sometimes it even feels like you’re scrolling through a very horny WhatsApp gallery made by a perv who grew up on 80s TV.

What I like is how it pretends to be an adventure and then keeps distracting you with groping chances. You go somewhere to “help with chores” and suddenly you’re massaging a Smurfette’s back, fingers sliding lower, grabbing a handful of that big blue ass while she half protests, half pushes back against your hand. There’s a light sandbox vibe, you wander around the village doing random shit, triggering mini scenes, sometimes nothing happens and sometimes you’re getting a sloppy blowjob in a mushroom house while her tits wobble against your thighs. I had one scene where she’s riding your cock, oversized breasts bouncing all over the place, and the camera basically forgets his face exists and just locks on her nipples smearing with drool and cum. Felt like some horny Instagram reel I shouldn’t be watching at work, except with goblin‑ish magic jokes. The parody is a bit all over the place, it misremembers stuff from the original show in a funny way, like it knows the nostalgia but doesn’t really care about being correct. Sometimes that made me grin, sometimes I rolled my eyes, but then a monster girl pops out of the forest, pinning the guy to the ground and teasing his dick with a clawed foot, and suddenly I forget what I was annoyed about. It’s kinda messy, kinda clumsy, but when a blue babe pushes your cock between her tits and starts a wet titfuck while another one watches through a crack in the door, hand in her panties, tongue out, the only real problem is that you can’t climb inside the screen.

Thorn Mansion feels like walking into the wrong job interview and then just refusing to leave because everyone is too hot and too weird. You’re the “private tutor” that clearly nobody hired for your math skills, dropped into this rich family’s old gothic estate where everything is a little too quiet and every girl looks at you like she’s already imagined you naked at least twice. The house itself almost acts like another character: long hallways where moans echo if you’re paying attention, heavy doors that always seem half open, and that one stairway where you’ll 100% get cornered by at least one of the sisters pretending she “forgot” her homework. It’s the kind of place where the tea tastes too sweet, the staff know way too much, and even the portraits on the walls feel like they’re judging how hard you’re staring at all the tits bouncing around you.

The quadruplets are the main course here, and they’re a real headache in the best and worst way. Same faces, same curves, totally different chaos. One of them plays the perfect rich girl, always in control, talking down to you like you’re her servant, then suddenly leaning in close enough you can smell her perfume while she pretends she needs help “studying positions.” Another is pure tease: bending over the desk just a little too far, acting innocent while her skirt somehow keeps riding up her ass every time you try to explain something. The so‑called quiet one sits there in her dark clothes and heavy eyeliner, goth doll style, acting like she doesn’t care, but the second you say something that hits the right nerve her cheeks jump red and she squeezes her thighs together like she wants to sink into the floor. Then there’s the one that treats every lesson like a game, sitting on the desk instead of the chair, tapping her pen on her big tits while she asks you questions she already knows the answer to, just to see how long you keep eye contact instead of looking down. They feel related, but the game is very good at making each of them their own problem, with their own way of getting under your skin. Or into your lap. Same thing here.

What caught me off guard is how the house staff slide into the picture without feeling like extra padding. The maid that moves too quietly and always seems to be right behind you when you’re flirting with one of the girls, eyes half‑lidded like she’s seen it all and would like her turn next. The strict servant type that treats you like a kid, grabs your wrist when you go somewhere you “shouldn’t” and pushes you against the wall to scold you, standing way too close, chest pressed against your arm while she calls you unprofessional. There’s this scene where you’re alone with one of the sisters in the study, late lesson, big ass pressed into the edge of the desk while she stretches, shirt just barely holding her tits in place. Dialogue keeps circling around some “family rules” she won’t fully explain. You feel something’s off, like everyone in this mansion shares a secret you’re not in on yet, and the game uses that to make every touch feel half forbidden. Sometimes the AI‑generated art looks weird in tiny spots, like a hand that’s just a bit off or a shoulder that doesn’t quite match, and it annoyed me more than it should, but then the next frame hits you with a close‑up of her lips parted while she whispers your name and, honestly, I forgot to care. It all turns into this messy erotic stew of private lessons, family tension, rich girl attitude, big tits fighting for space in tight clothes, and teasing that goes a bit too far, then way too far, until you realize you stopped worrying about being the “teacher” and started wondering how much you can get away with before the mansion itself bites back.

Dream Office looks kind of harmless when it loads, like some normal corporate dating sim where you just flirt around and click through the day, but the sound tells you what kind of game it really is way faster than the visuals do. First time the boss leans over your desk and you hear that tiny leather creak of her chair and the low hum of the air conditioner behind her, I went “ok ok, this is one of those.” They actually put a lot of care into the boring office noise, which makes the sex stuff feel way dirtier than it should. Printer going in the background while she’s stroking you under the table? That stupid little paper feed sound had more impact for me than the whole corruption plot at that moment.

You play the typical nervous virgin office guy, but here he actually sounds nervous. He doesn’t talk much, but those short breaths, the little gulp when the milf boss corners him in her office and locks the door, that sells the scene harder than the animations. There’s this early moment where she’s pretending to “teach” you about reports, leans in too close, and you just hear her nails tapping on the desk, slow, and the chair squeaking every time she shifts closer. No moaning yet, just all that tension noise. I replayed that scene twice only to listen, which is probably not how normal people play porn games. Whatever.

Once the drug stuff starts everything goes from kinda sexy to “ok this is fucked but hot.” There’s a bathroom scene with forced oral where the echo is brutal in a good way. Tile reverb, those wet sounds are way too detailed, like someone sat with a mic and a bowl of yogurt for half a day. The first time the girl looks up at you with full ahegao face, they mix her panting with a tiny bit of hallway noise outside the door, so you always feel like someone might walk in. I hate that I noticed the air vent sound over her sucking noises, but it gave me this weird “I’m absolutely not supposed to be here” vibe that fit the corruption thing too well.

Not everything lands. Some climax sounds are copy-paste, you can hear exactly the same “ugh-ah” combo used on two completely different characters, which kind of kills the fantasy when you notice. One of the office girls has this moan that loops a bit too perfectly, like a 2-second TikTok audio someone just dropped in, and after you catch that, you can’t unhear it. There’s also a blowjob scene in the break room where the coffee machine is doing that constant loop hiss in the back and it drove me insane because it never shuts up, even while she’s gagging on your cock. Who leaves the machine steaming that long? It sounds like it’s about to explode and nobody cares, they just keep going, her choking, the rhythmic slurp, water boiling, like some cursed ASMR. I kept waiting for someone to complain about it and nobody did.

When the romance angle sneaks in, with you choosing softer options instead of full blackmail shit, the audio actually calms down a bit. Less noise, more breathing, more sheets rustling when you finally get proper vaginal sex instead of rushed oral under a desk. The first time you take that “good guy” route with one of the older women, you get this slower scene in a dim office after hours, and you can barely hear the city outside and the PC fans still running. Her voice there is so different, like the VA finally got to play a normal woman and not a drugged-up toy. She still whimpers and pushes back on you, but there’s this one low “don’t pull out” line she whispers where they kept the room tone just a bit louder, and it feels intimate instead of just porn loud. It’s kind of funny because the game is all corruption and blackmail and office power games, and the most romantic bit for me was just two people fucking quietly while Excel is still open on the screen.

You start as this worn out taxi guy who looks like he slept in the backseat more than in a bed, and honestly, he kinda acts like it too. Long shifts, shitty tips, sick mom at home, and a brother who treats responsibility like an optional DLC. At first the game almost feels too normal, like, alright, another day, another drunk passenger who smells like cheap vodka and regret. Then this one woman gets in the cab. High heels, tight dress that looks expensive enough to pay all your bills, calm voice that somehow makes you feel both safe and like you’re about to fuck up your entire life. From that point, the story just quietly shifts from “I’m broke and tired” to “oh, I might actually die or worse, catch feelings.” It doesn’t shout at you, it just slowly pulls you into this mafia family drama, one choice at a time, one blowjob at a time.

The sex here doesn’t feel like some random bonus level, it’s tangled right in with the power shit and the manipulation. You think you’re just flirting for fun in the backseat with some big titted milf who likes to lean forward so you can see all that cleavage, but then your next ride, her husband’s cousin is asking questions, and suddenly that quick titfuck scene you just enjoyed is a massive problem. The game loves doing that. You agree to something because her lips are wrapped around your cock in the front seat and your brain is halfway melted, then later you’re realizing “oh, yeah, I kinda sold my soul for that blowjob.” One of my favorite early moments is in the taxi at night, rain on the windows, when she slowly slides over from the passenger seat, puts your hand on her thigh, and asks this very simple question that actually locks you into a whole route. You’re thinking with your dick, click yes, she unzips you, starts sucking, and the camera angle goes low so you see her throat working, spit shining your shaft while the city lights move behind her head. And in the middle of that, she’s talking about loyalty and what you’re willing to sacrifice. It’s hot and fucked up at same time.

What surprised me is how the game keeps forcing you to pick between comfort sex and “good” decisions. You can absolutely be a horny idiot and sleep around with several women, the game doesn’t stop you. There’s this big ass Italian girl with this smug smile who loves to sit on your lap in some fancy office chair, grinding slow until your cock is completely buried, pulling your face into her tits while she rides you like she owns your spine. It’s incredible, and you want to see more, but each time you give in you feel the story bending out of shape. Characters start to notice. One of them will look at you with this hurt expression during a conversation in a quiet kitchen scene, and all you can think about is the time you had her on her knees there, her lips glossy with your cum, while her phone was buzzing on the table and she ignored it. The corruption isn’t just the city or the mafia, it’s you slowly choosing lust over everything. There’s no “everybody is happy and we all share” type ending waiting for you if you fuck them all. The game is kinda mean like that, but honest. It lets you enjoy every blowjob in the backseat, every time you push a girl’s big tits together and slide your cock between them while she moans and drools on your shaft, every time you grab handfuls of ass and pound her from behind against the taxi hood, then later it just quietly makes you sit with what you did. And I really wish the main character would stop making that one weird smirk face during serious scenes, it breaks the mood, but whatever, by the time you’re deep in, following all those messy routes and trying different choices, you’re too busy wondering which woman you’re going to hurt next just because you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

There is this mid-level office dude, totally average, not a porn protagonist at all, sitting in his boring open space and realizing his sex life with his hot wife feels like the company PowerPoint template: functional, predictable, absolutely dead inside. The game picks up right in that quiet panic where everything is “fine” but your brain starts scratching at the walls. Instead of buying a sports car he discovers he’s turned on by the idea of other guys touching her. Not some deep romance thing, more like “what if she came home smelling like another man’s cum and I couldn’t stop jerking off about it.” The story leans into that headspace hard. You’re not playing some chad, you’re playing a guy who will spend half a scene zoning out while watching her text someone else, half horrified, half hard, checking his phone screen brightness like it’s going to hide the shame. And the game is very blunt about it: she’s not some vague fantasy cutout, she has a body that looks like it should be in a cheap tab you keep open in Chrome, big tits that strain her blouses, a butt that makes the office chair look like it’s doing something sinful, and a face that flips between sweet wife energy and “I know exactly what I’m doing to you” when she glances over her shoulder during a handjob.

What hits weirdly strong is how the “sharing” doesn’t stay abstract. It starts small, like you suggesting she wear a tighter top to a company drinking party and then trying to act casual when your boss stares at her chest too long. There’s this one moment where you’re walking home behind her and a random black guy passes and she just smiles a bit too brightly. The game zooms that tiny smile, the little animated pause, and you know exactly where the protagonist’s brain goes. Later, when she’s in a cheap hotel room with someone else, her tits bouncing in these jerky little loops, it’s not some soft-focus romance, it’s raw: his hands on her hips, her moaning louder for him than she ever did for you, and you sitting alone, making choices on your phone like some degenerate manager of your own humiliation. Sometimes you encourage her, sometimes you chicken out, sometimes you try to keep it “netorase” and it slips into full-on netorare anyway because she clearly enjoys the new dick more than she “should.” The scenes don’t hide it. You see her hand wrapped around another guy’s cock while she’s on call with you, hear the sloppy sounds, see cum painting those huge breasts that were “yours” yesterday. And the game keeps asking with these quiet little choices: are you still okay with this, or are you lying to yourself while you jerk off to your own heartbreak. It’s messy, horny, animated just enough that her shiver when he pushes in feels way too real, and the whole thing sits right in that uncomfortable place between fantasy and “oh fuck, this would actually destroy me,” which of course is exactly why it works.

Calendar-wise, this one is absolutely a messy fantasy for that awkward “post-Christmas, pre-New-Year, I hate my family and want orc dick” week. You boot it up thinking, alright, some generic elf revenge story, I’ll tab out to Twitter every five minutes. Then the game throws this skinny, pissed-off sorcerer elf prince at you, Xareth, with this permanent “I’m better than everyone” face, and literally ten minutes later he’s getting his ass grabbed by a mountain of green muscle in a fur loincloth, and suddenly you’re not checking your phone anymore. It starts like political drama, father dethroned, kingdom stolen by some scammer king, blabla, royal duty, magic training, all that, and then out of nowhere you’re crouched behind a rock, watching orcs train shirtless, sweaty, slamming into each other like a gay rugby team that lost their clothes. And the game is just like, yeah, you can stare. Or walk up. Or grope. No explanation, no moral questions, just “do you want the big orc, the bigger orc, or the scarred orc that definitely knows five ways to rearrange your spine during anal”.

What I love and hate is how it pretends to be serious story one second, then goes full horny chaos the next. There’s this scene where you sneak into the orc camp as a “diplomat” and you’re trying to talk politics, like, “help me take back my throne,” and the chieftain is only half listening because he’s staring at Xareth’s ass. You get a dialogue choice: keep talking strategy, or let him “inspect the merchandise.” I picked strategy, because I’m boring, and he still grabbed Xareth, pushed him over some crude wooden table, and started fingering him from behind while discussing battle routes. It’s stupid and hot at the same time. The camera lingers way too long on how Xareth is trying to keep a straight face while getting stretched open, his hand shaking over the war map. And the worst part, I laughed, because the music is still trying to sound epic while you’re basically doing backroom porn with flags and torches. The oral scenes are rough too, like, not “cute blowjob,” more “orc uses your throat like it’s a warm sleeve,” especially in that group sex bath event where Xareth ends up kneeling between two orcs, one in his mouth, one ramming him from behind, and another one just… watching? For no reason? And I swear the watcher was the hottest. Or not. I keep changing my mind about that guy. Anyway, there’s also this sudden interracial monster encounter in a forest cave, where some corrupted beast-thing corners Xareth, and you’re like “ah cool, boss fight,” then the combat fades out and it shoves him against the rocks, claws tracing his muscles, and the game goes, “Do you resist, or see what happens?” and at that point I just accepted that this world runs on cum instead of logic. Twitter crashed on my phone during that scene and I forgot to open it again.

It leans hard into the whole “muscle orc, slender elf” contrast, which normally I’m kinda tired of, but here they play with it enough to keep it alive. There’s an early campfire scene where Xareth is pretending he’s in control, trying to negotiate which tribe will support him, and this broad-shouldered orc with big tusks just sits behind him, wraps one arm around that tiny waist and starts palming his cock through his robes, casual as hell, like it’s normal diplomacy. Xareth still talks about alliances while his voice gets shakier, and the text actually reacts to how long you let it go before you pick a choice. I got distracted scrolling Discord during that, came back, and the game was describing how wet his ass already was just from grinding on the orc’s thigh. I complained to myself about the font in the dialogue box not matching the vibe, and then immediately forgot about it because suddenly there’s multiple penetration in a war tent, with two orcs sandwiching him, one in his ass, one pushing into his mouth, and a third guy holding his hair and making him look each of them in the eye while they fuck him. That scene actually made me pause to drink water. Not because of the intensity, but because I kept trying to see if Xareth was still pretending to be prince or just fully orc cumdump already. The game never really decides, and honestly I like that. Or I don’t. Depends on which route I clicked last. There’s a late-game bit where you finally march against the fake king, and on the way there, instead of big speeches, you’re in the back of a wagon, sprawled over an orc’s lap, getting lazy morning anal while another guy feeds you fruit and his fingers “accidentally” slip into your mouth. I wanted more political intrigue there, but then the camera showed this ridiculous close-up of Xareth’s big ass bouncing with every thrust and yeah, alright, fine, happy holidays to me.