Ring of Lust is one of those games that looks kinda rough when you first see it, but then suddenly you’re three scenes in, pants halfway down, and you forgot you even planned to just “check it quickly”. You’re this guy Bill, dropped into a house full of people you probably shouldn’t be staring at that much, but you do anyway, because the game literally wants you to be a horny creep with a magic ring. Every time I opened it in Chrome I thought “ok, I just farm some points and close it”, and then I’d catch myself sneaking around the hallway again, peeking through doors, trying to line up that one event where she’s “accidentally” masturbating on the couch and you can just stand there watching like an absolute degenerate. The ring is basically your license to be a perv: you point it at someone, twist things a bit, and suddenly the same woman that used to tell you to go clean your room is on her knees, drool on her chin, stroking you slow and calling you “honey” like nothing is wrong with this picture at all.

The pace is weird in a good way. Sometimes you’re grinding money or doing the usual sandbox clicking, waiting for night to come so you can sneak into her bedroom and watch her play with her tits and that huge ass in those stupidly tight shorts. Sometimes the game just throws you into a crazy scene out of nowhere, like you just wanted a simple talk in the kitchen and it escalates to her riding you on the table, tits bouncing in your face, moaning so loud you keep checking if some neighbor is going to walk in. There’s one moment where you use the ring during an argument and she flips from angry to needy, pressing you against the wall, whispering how she shouldn’t do this, then dropping to her knees anyway and giving you this sloppy, slow blowjob that actually feels like it took effort to animate, tongue and all. Then ten minutes later the same character is back to acting normal and you’re making small talk like you didn’t just cum down her throat and watch her swallow every drop. That part is kinda hot and kinda stupid at same time, but in porn game logic it works.

I liked that the game doesn’t pretend you are some pure hero. Bill is a bit of a bastard. The cheating stuff is pretty in your face: you have scenes where the woman talks about “staying faithful”, then literally the next evening she’s bouncing on your cock, begging for a creampie, and you can see her wedding ring flashing on screen while you grab her big tits from behind. One of my favorite moments was a shower scene where you’re supposed to just “help” with something, then you notice the way water runs down her back and between those cheeks and suddenly you forget what help even meant. You end up pinning her to the wall, pushing in slow, her hands flat on the tiles, breathing heavy, trying not to scream while you fuck her from behind in the steam. There’s also a foot scene on the sofa where she pretends she’s just joking around, but her soles are wrapped around your shaft, sliding up and down with some oil, and she acts all shocked when you shoot all over her toes. The voyeur bits are nice too, sometimes more fun than the direct sex: standing in the dark watching her rub herself on the bed, fingers inside, whispering your name without even realizing, or spying on an interracial scene you’re not exactly “invited” to, then later using the ring so she has to relive it while you’re the one between her legs this time. Not everything is perfect, some routes feel like you’re clicking the same room again and again just for one little handjob, and the faces sometimes look a bit stiff right when you want them to look most broken with pleasure. But then she leans over, squeezes her tits around your cock and starts a slow titfuck, tongue licking the tip every few strokes, and I completely forget I was annoyed at anything at all.