You’re playing this skinny, kind of average dude in a school that suddenly turns into ground zero for the dumbest, horniest war for Earth I’ve ever seen, and it actually works. One day you’re worrying about classes and what the hell you’re gonna do with your life, next day you’re basically drafted as Earth’s “champion” in a contest where the only real weapon is how good you are at getting girls dripping for you. Aliens show up and go, “whoever seduces more women wins the planet,” and everyone somehow just rolls with it. It feels like a parody of every harem game you’ve ever seen, but the game never winks too hard at you. The girls still feel like… people, even when an alien schoolgirl is jerking you off during astronomy club while asking what “blue balls” means and “if it’s a human disease.” The humor is stupid in a fun way, like the dev knows exactly how trashy it is and doesn’t care. Half the time I was thinking “ok this is too much” and then I was already clicking the next choice anyway.

You spend a lot of time walking around school corridors and hanging out in boring real-life places like classrooms, locker rooms, rooftop, computer lab, but they don’t stay boring very long. There’s this scene where you’re peeking through one of those cheap little wired-glass windows in a classroom door, spying on two girls making out when they think nobody’s around. One is this shy, soft-spoken student council type, the other is an alien girl who’s still learning human stuff and is treating lesbian sex like it’s a school experiment. She keeps stopping to ask “does this feel statistically good” while her tongue is already halfway inside the other girl, and you’re outside, rock hard, choosing between “keep watching” or “interrupt and join.” The voyeur moments like that are surprisingly good, they don’t feel like the usual lazy “peek at boobs through keyhole” thing. There’s another bit in the library where a busty paranormal-obsessed girl is showing you “evidence” of ghosts on her laptop, but the ghost video is just looping cam footage of an alien girl riding some guy’s face. She blushes like crazy, pretends she downloaded it by accident, then ends up sliding under the table and giving you this slow, messy blowjob while the librarian walks behind you, totally clueless. Your only thought is “please don’t misclick and stand up with my dick out.”

Sex-wise, it’s full-on: lots of big tits bouncing in your face, handjobs under desks, public stuff where you’re trying not to groan too loud, sweet romance routes mixed with totally shameless alien kink. Some scenes are actually kinda tender, like when you finally stop treating one girl as “just a number for the contest” and you actually kiss her before you fuck her, and she wraps her legs around you and whispers that she doesn’t care about the aliens, she just wants you to choose her. Then five minutes later you’re in a bathroom stall getting sloppy oral from a different girl while checking your “conversion stats” like some horny accountant, so yeah, the game doesn’t let you pretend you’re a perfect gentleman. That’s also where the satire part hits a bit harder than you expect, because it keeps reminding you that this “save the world with your dick” thing is basically a joke, but you keep going anyway. It’s messy, horny, sometimes stupid, sometimes weirdly cute, and the whole school feels like this sandbox where paranormal rumors, aliens, and hormones just crash together until somebody ends up naked against a locker.