You’re this freshly graduated hero kid at U.A., but it doesn’t feel like shiny heroic future at all. It feels like hanging backstage in a strip club dressing room, still in costume, still sweating glitter, but the show’s over and now all the real shit happens. Principal gives you this “secret mission” and smiles like a manager who knows damn well you’re going to break every rule he just pretended to explain. Your quirk is stupid strong, perfect for fighting villains… or for peeking, teasing, touching where you really, absolutely, totally shouldn’t.

The whole thing plays like a messy dating sim and a sandbox had a baby with a horny fanfic. One moment you’re walking around the school corridors, same old U.A. uniforms and doors and boring hero talk. Next thing, you’re alone on a training field with Ochaco, she’s stretching, her shirt riding up, and the camera just loves her tits and that ass. She’s talking about becoming a pro hero, and in my head I’m already planning a burlesque routine: pink lights, zero gravity pasties, her floating slowly out of her clothes while the crowd loses its mind. The game lets you be polite and romantic, or you just… lean in, test the waters, “accidentally” brush against her curves and see how far your quirk and a bit of groping can go before she blushes or snaps.

Then there’s Jiro, and I swear I misremembered her name twice while playing, I kept calling her “Kyomi” in my notes. She’s this cool, low-key girl, headphones, attitude, but the way the scenes are drawn, you can’t miss how soft she looks under the punk vibe. I had this idea in my head of a slow striptease to bass-heavy rock, her jack plugs trailing down like suspenders, but the game goes instead for something more intimate. Tiny room, lights low, her teasing you with that deadpan sarcasm while your hands travel way too far under her clothes. It’s not subtle. Nothing here is subtle. And still, sometimes the pacing drags, like when you’re trying to find the right place to click in the sandbox and you just want to skip straight to Midnight bending over a desk in that skin-tight latex, giving “teacher-student conference” a whole different meaning. I swear I spent longer looking for one dialogue trigger than I ever spent rehearsing a fan dance.

Mirko is a whole different beast. Literally. I see her and my brain goes “this is not a hero, this is a headliner in a rabbit-themed cabaret.” Those muscles, those thighs, those ears, that attitude. In my routine version she’d stomp on stage, grab a chair, sit on it backwards and grind on it like it owed her rent. In the game, when you finally get a private moment with her, the vibe is wild and physical. She teases you, calls you out, gets in your face. You try to keep it romantic and the script almost lets you… then the art just zooms straight into her big tits and tight ass and suddenly romance is wrestling. I loved it and still kinda hated how fast things escalated, but anyway. Rumi doesn’t do half-measures.

The voyeurism angle sneaks up on you. First it’s “oops, you walked past the changing room at the wrong time”, then later you’re lingering on windows, peeping at shower steam and silhouettes, heartbeat racing like you’re doing something very illegal. And you are, to be honest. Some scenes feel like you’re the pervy stagehand watching from behind the curtains while the girls change costumes, not knowing you’re there. As a dancer, I got this weird guilty thrill, because it really captures that feeling of eyes on skin, of power in being looked at… even if here the player is the one stealing the look. There is romance, cute moments, walking through the school talking about futures and dreams, and somehow five minutes later your hands are full of big tits or you’re pressing some flustered, wide-eyed girl against the wall and whispering what you want to do to her.

The art is pure 2D fan-fantasy, not “professional anime studio” level but dirty enough to feel fun. Sometimes a pose looks a little off and I laughed, then two clicks later I’m staring at Mirko’s sweaty abs like I never saw abs before. The game lets you flirt, grope, push your luck, and your quirk becomes this excuse for every bad thought you ever had while watching the show. Is it refined? No. Parts feel awkward, some dialogues made me roll my eyes, and I still don’t know why one scene with Kendo broke on me and sent me back to the hallway like I’d been kicked out of the club for touching the dancer. But then I see Midnight leaning over, breasts about to spill, playful smile promising trouble, and suddenly I forgive a lot. Not everything. But a lot.

I didn’t expect to feel awkward watching Toph flirt, but this game somehow made me blush like a fool. She’s got that cocky grin, the kind that makes you want to punch her and kiss her right after. The first scene where she’s teasing about “feeling the vibrations,” I laughed out loud - then it got hot so fast I forgot what I was doing. The writing swings between goofy and filthy in a way that feels almost too honest, like the devs couldn’t decide if they were making a parody or just living out a fantasy. I respect that kind of confusion. The music, though - why does it sound like someone recorded it inside a tin can? Anyway, the dialogue choices matter, or at least they feel like they do, until suddenly the story jumps to another girl and you’re left wondering where your pants went.

Azula’s path messed me up a bit. She acts like she’s in control, but there’s this weird tenderness tucked between the insults. You catch her smirking in one scene and it’s not just sexy, it’s kind of sad. I don’t know if that’s intentional or if I’m just projecting. The animations are rough, but in a way that fits. Like, too polished would ruin it. Asami looks almost too clean for this world, like she wandered in from a tech demo and decided to stay because everyone else was naked. There’s something funny about how the game pretends it’s modern - cellphones, neon lights - but then they still talk about bending like it’s normal. I kept expecting someone to check Twitter mid-makeout.

Maybe the best moment was with Ty Lee, not even the sex part, but when she giggles after you pick the dumbest option possible, and the screen just lingers there. It’s awkward and perfect. I think about that more than I should. The save system’s broken half the time, but that almost makes it better - like you’re not supposed to replay, just live with your messy, horny choices. I closed the browser and sat there, kind of empty, kind of satisfied. Weird game. I liked it. I think.

Frank's prison break goes about as well as you'd expect - which is to say, absolutely terrible. One shipwreck later and this guy's washing up in Bikini Bottom looking like he got chewed up by Davy Jones himself. But here's where things get weird (and I mean WEIRD): instead of doing the sensible thing like finding help or maybe not impersonating cartoon characters, Frank decides the best survival strategy is pretending to be SpongeBob. Yeah, that SpongeBob. The yellow square dude who flips patties and annoys his neighbors.

What starts as a desperate con job turns into something way more fucked up than you bargained for. Frank's not just wearing the square pants - he's living the whole twisted fantasy, and apparently everyone in Bikini Bottom is way more... accommodating than the original show ever suggested. Sandy's got that Texas-sized appetite for more than just science experiments, if you catch my drift. The animation work is surprisingly smooth for what's basically underwater cartoon porn, though sometimes the character expressions look like they're having existential crises mid-scene. Can't blame them honestly. The sandbox elements let you wander around causing chaos at your own pace, which is perfect because rushing through this fever dream would be doing it a disservice. You'll find yourself clicking through dialogue just to see how much more absurd Frank's situation can get, and trust me, it gets pretty damn absurd.

The whole thing feels like someone took childhood nostalgia, threw it in a blender with adult fantasies, and hit the "completely unhinged" setting. Frank's supposed to be this hardened criminal but half the time he's bumbling around like he's never seen a talking starfish before. The male domination stuff works better than it should given the source material, probably because everyone's so committed to the bit. It's crude, it's ridiculous, and somehow that makes the sexy parts hit different. Just don't expect any deep character development - Frank's basically a horny plot device with commitment issues.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

First thought when this thing loaded was basically “ok, this looks kinda jank… but I’m curious” and yeah, that sums it up. It feels like somebody really horny and slightly drunk decided to mash Demon Slayer waifus and a dating sim in one weekend, and somehow it works better than it should. You’re not grinding demons here, you’re grinding affection bars and lewd scenes, talking your way into the pants of Shinobu, Nezuko, Kanao, Mitsuri, Daki, Tamayo and a few others the dev clearly has bookmarked in his Rule34 folder. It plays like a visual novel with some light sim stuff stapled on: you click through scenes, make choices, pick where to spend time, watch numbers go up, unlock another scene where a “pure” girl suddenly rides you like she’s been training for it. Totally classy. Totally not classy at all.

What surprised me is how each girl has her own vibe, even though the game is pretty scuffed. Shinobu goes from teasing “ara ara, you’re kinda cute” into straight-up talking about how she wants to milk you until you can’t stand. Nezuko’s route leans into that quiet, needy thing: lots of blushing, sucking, licking, her climbing in your lap like a cat in heat. Kanao starts super shy, barely talking, and then there is this moment where you finally break through her coin-flip bullshit and she decides, with this tiny smile, that she’s going to “devote herself” to you. Two scenes later she’s on her knees, eyes glassy, letting you cum on her face, and the script doesn’t even pretend it’s about romance anymore. Mitsuri is just horny from the start and I respect that. She goes from “I really like strong men” to “please fuck me until I can’t walk” in like three dialog boxes. Daki is straight-up toxic, which is hot: she insults you, treats you like trash, then moans when you pull her hair and pound her so hard her demon composure breaks. Tamayo is the gentle one, but of course she ends up on a table, skirt pushed up, letting you take out “stress” on her while she tries to stay composed and fails. The whole thing swings from romantic to filthy in seconds, and it feels wrong in a fun way.

The actual game part is simple as hell. You pick spots, talk, give gifts, answer horny or sweet, watch affection rise, unlock another scene where clothes magically vanish. There’s no deep stat management, just enough clicks so it doesn’t feel like a pure gallery. Sometimes the pacing is weird: a long dialogue about feelings, then the next choice is basically “do you want to fuck her now or fuck her harder later” and of course you pick both. I liked one moment with Shinobu where you end up in a quiet room in the butterfly mansion, she’s fake-innocent, leaning closer with that smug smile, then the text hits you with her whispering what she wants you to do to her tongue, and suddenly this hentai Android game in my browser feels way dirtier than it looks. Another time with Nezuko, the CG opens and she’s bent over, drool on the floor, and the game just casually describes how she pushes her hips back, begging without words. Honestly I wish some scenes were longer, but also I don’t, because the short, punchy lewd moments keep you clicking for “just one more” like a degenerate. It’s rough, unpolished, sometimes cheesy, but when Mitsuri is bouncing on your cock, tears in her eyes, babbling about how she loves you and your “thick human cock”, you kinda forget it ever looked scuffed at all.

Bolsdip sounds like the kind of town where nothing happens, but then you walk around for five minutes and suddenly you are watching your hot neighbor masturbate through a half open curtain and pretending this is “part of the investigation”. You play this young detective who comes back home carrying big city attitude, small town trauma, and a dick that keeps voting against professional ethics. On the surface it is this classic mystery thing: weird disappearances, rumors about supernatural shit, people keeping secrets. But the game quietly keeps shifting everything into sex. Every clue, every locked door, every awkward chat in the college hallway somehow slides toward blackmail, seduction, or some fucked up mix of both where you are not sure if you are saving them or corrupting them further. It feels less like solving cases and more like peeling clothes off reality, one layer at a time.

The way it plays is relaxed and a bit messy in a good way. You click around town, poke at objects, wait for certain times of day, and different scenes unlock depending on what you already screwed up or screwed. One run I spent ages orbiting the local professor, this classy-looking woman who talks like she teaches ethics but dresses like she cosplays her own students’ fantasies. Conversation with her starts academic, about motives and perception and all that, then suddenly she is pressing you against her office desk, whispering about “research” while her hand slides down your pants. It’s not just “sex scene, reward, next”. She keeps referencing previous choices, teasing you for hesitating when she first offered to “help you relax”, and if you push back she flips into this cool femdom mode, sitting on her chair and making you kneel between her legs while she explains moral philosophy like it’s foreplay. I wish the transitions between normal talk and horny talk were less abrupt sometimes, but at the same time that abruptness kind of feels right, like how real desire cuts into small talk without asking.

Next door is the milf who looks way too perfect for this shitty little town. She bakes, she smiles, she leans over in yoga pants in a way that absolutely counts as exhibitionism. She acts all caring, nostalgic about when you were younger, but the camera angle really cares only about her tits and her ass. You end up in these situations where you “help” her carry boxes, fix some minor thing in her house, and the reward rapidly goes from a hug to her guiding your head between her legs on the living room couch while some boring TV show is on in the background. There is this one scene where she pretends to be half asleep on the sofa and you are standing there, watching her nipples harden under the shirt, and the game lets you choose whether to be a good guy or quietly slide your hand under the fabric. It feels dirty in a very aware way, like the game is staring right into that part of your brain that always wonders what you would really do if nobody judged you. And then, when you think you have the pattern, the game throws that hidden baocat thing at you, so suddenly you are clicking around locations looking for a ridiculous little mascot that unlocks some extra lewd toy or secret animation. It is silly, breaks the mood, makes you grin, and somehow also makes the next blowjob scene feel more earned, because you hunted a stupid cat for it. The whole thing ends up like a horny detective diary: a slow burn of mysteries, voyeur moments, guilt-flavored orgasms, and the constant sense that Bolsdip itself is getting wetter and weirder the deeper you push.

First time I opened it, I thought the colors looked a bit too clean, like candy wrappers in a porn set. But then she turned her head - Alya - and her eyes had this lazy way of tracking you, half bored, half aware you’re staring at her chest. It’s supposed to be parody, right? But it feels like the people who made it both love and mock what they’re copying. The male lead moves like he’s unsure if he deserves to be there, which somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. There’s something wildly unbalanced about how quick it switches from sweet talk to her mouth sliding down him. No fade-outs, no convenient camera cut. It just lingers. Too long maybe. Or not long enough.

The dating sim mechanics are barely pretending to matter. Tap, choose, get flustered text messages, and suddenly you’re deep in a warm rhythm that feels too personal for something you’re doing on your phone. I caught myself thinking about her hair texture mid-scene - like, how soft would it actually be after? That’s the kind of stupid detail that shouldn’t matter, but it’s there. She teases constantly, calling him “senpai” in a voice that sounds more drunk than shy. The transitions between affection and filth are messy, which I kind of adore. You can tell the animators didn’t care about polishing it smooth; they wanted it to *feel* like it could go wrong at any moment. When she presses against him, breasts heavy and animated with this exaggerated bounce, I almost laugh. Then I don’t.

There’s a scene (pretty sure it’s optional) where she insists on finishing him while keeping eye contact, and it’s uncomfortable and hot in a way only parody can be. The game pretends to be romantic, but the romance cracks open fast once things start moving under the sheets. Maybe that’s the point - pretend sweetness wrapped around shameless fucking. You could call it satire. But I’d rather call it honest.

Warm sand under your back, that lazy dead-fish feeling after too much sun, and suddenly the whole world is just ass. Not metaphorical ass, not “thicc” like people spam in comments, but two animated legends grinding reality out of focus: Android 18 with her perfect ice-queen blonde vibe and Erza with that wild red hair that looks like it still smells like battle smoke and perfume. They are on the beach with you, but also not really “with” you, more like on you, around you, over you. The game starts in that half-dream state where you’re not sure if you passed out from heat or from scrolling too long on Pornhub. Then the screen settles, the loop hits, and you’re basically pinned there, face in the danger zone, while they twerk slow and teasing, asses so close you feel like your monitor might grow taste buds. It’s that kind of short, dirty fantasy that feels like someone took all the fanart from Reddit and boiled it down into one shameless anal-focused scene, no plot, no talking, just rhythm and skin and the sense that you somehow woke up in the middle of a crossover nobody had the right to make and everyone secretly wanted anyway.

There’s this weird magic in how nothing really “happens” and still everything is happening. Android 18 moves with that cold precision, like she calculated the exact angle where her booty will hover over your mouth, just out of reach, like she knows you’re useless here and enjoys it. Erza is the opposite, her ass movement feels more playful, almost chaotic, like she is the one who dragged 18 into this little beach sin-session and is now showing off, cheeks bouncing, sometimes almost clapping in your face, sometimes slowing down just enough that you catch yourself leaning forward at a screen like an idiot. The camera sits low, submissive, like you’re stuck in the sand while they use your head as their personal seat cushion. You get pussy flashes, that quick glimpse here and there when they shift position, a little pink flash that makes your brain glitch for a second, especially when it happens while they arch their backs and present fully, like “here, have this, but only for one frame, enjoy suffering.” Anal is the star though. Their butts are treated like holy objects, center stage, big, round, demanding, the way they tilt and spread just enough so your imagination fills all the gaps. It’s almost rude how short and looping it is. You just start syncing your breathing to Erza’s slow bounce, Android 18’s more measured grind, and then you realize this is it. No climax scene, no “next phase”, just you looping like a horny goldfish pressing replay, pretending your hand hasn’t already figured out the timing like a rhythm game.

That’s the thing that got me. It feels like a dirty little GIF you shouldn’t like as much as you do, but you keep it open in a small Chrome tab anyway, somewhere between Twitter and xVideos, letting it run while you do other stuff, then suddenly you’re staring again. The beach background is almost nothing, just light and sand and that lazy sea vibe, but somehow it adds to the fantasy of “sunburned pervert wakes up and two famous anime girls are using his face as furniture.” There’s no voice lines, no moans, no cheesy music trying to be sexy, only the animation doing the work, like those old Flash loops that used to live on sketchy sites, except cleaner and more focused on asses. At one point Erza leans forward just a tiny bit more and her red hair falls, covering half of 18 from your view, and that small moment stuck with me way more than it should, because it feels almost intimate, like you’re spying on something they’re doing for themselves, not for you. And yeah, it’s basically a glorified loop about booty and anal teasing, you’re not getting a deep gameplay session out of this, but sometimes that’s exactly what fries your brain in the nicest way: two iconic babes, one beach, your face in the wrong place and the right place at the same time, and nothing to do except watch them bounce until your wrist gives up or your browser starts lagging.

Kushina shows up on screen and it hits like, “oh shit, they actually went full mom fantasy here.” No build up, no shy stuff, she’s already naked, already flushed, already in that fucked-out headspace before you even touch anything. The game just tosses you straight into her getting worked over by two futa brunettes, and you’re basically the creep with the best seat in the house. Camera is locked in this super thirsty angle where her thighs are spread and you keep catching that bounce in her huge tits while her ass is getting pounded. Not subtle at all. You see her pussy stretched, dripping nonstop, and the other girl ramming her ass at the same time, and the whole thing feels filthy in a very “I probably shouldn’t enjoy this as much as I do but too late” way.

Controls are simple click stuff, nothing fancy, but the tempo changes are what carry it. You start slow, and Kushina just kind of whimpers, lips shaking, grabbing the sheets. Then you speed it up and it goes from “oh this feels good” to “okay she’s not walking after this” pretty fast. The wet sounds get nastier as both holes are filled, and there’s this one moment where you push the anal stroke a bit too hard and her whole body jerks, tits bouncing like crazy, mouth open in that silent scream face. That’s the moment I actually paused Pornhub in the background because yeah, this was doing the job better. But the boob touching is low key weird. The hand-on-tits animation is kind of stiff, like the girl forgot how fingers work. It bothers me way more than it should and I kept staring at that one thumb clipping in a strange way instead of watching the actual fucking. Never got over it, kept noticing it again and again like a tiny fly buzzing around your ear.

Still, when both futas are buried in her, one in the pussy, one deep in her ass, and her red hair’s all messy around her face, she looks completely gone. Her eyes roll up, tongue out, and you get these hard thrust loops where her hips slap into them and the juices practically spray. It’s not realistic, it’s porn logic, but you’re not here for realism anyway. The threesome vibe is strong, even if you’re basically a ghost just cranking the pace like some horny director. And yeah, the whole “Naruto’s mom getting double stuffed” angle is trashy as hell, but that’s also exactly why it hits. Watching her get held in place, boobs squeezed while both futa cocks pump her from both ends, seeing that creamy mess spill out and drip down… it sticks in your brain longer than it should.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Nami on this little ship is pure trouble, in the best and worst way. She looks like she’s supposed to be doing some normal voyage stuff, like maps and treasure, but no, she’s basically turned the whole deck into her private porn set. Two smug pirates, her cute greedy smirk, that super bright orange hair catching the sea wind, and suddenly she’s on her knees with a cock in her mouth like this is the real mission. I like how the game doesn’t pretend it’s something classy. You click, they fuck, she moans, that’s it. She goes from teasing to full-on pornstar mode in about two seconds, and it fits her weirdly well. One dude is in front, pushing his dick deep into her throat, while the other is already lining up behind her, and the camera just hangs there like a creep, letting you stare at every movement of her ass when he slides in.

The funny part is how public it feels. They’re not hiding in a cabin or something. It’s just Nami, half naked, boobs bouncing, getting slammed doggystyle right there where anyone could walk in. She pretends to resist for one tiny moment, then arches her back like she’s saying “ok whatever, use me” and you can control the pace a bit, so sometimes I keep it slow just to watch her tongue struggle around that cock. Deepthroat scenes are actually pretty good here, her eyes get watery, mascara a little ruined, and I’m a sucker for that look. Her ponytail swings every time the guy behind her rams her tight pussy and the sound design is almost too wet, like someone spilled a drink on their mic, but somehow that makes it hotter. There’s a little pause when both guys try to hold out, her mouth stuffed, her ass red from all the thrusting, and then they just give up and unload inside her, one in the pussy, one right in her mouth. She swallows around the shaft while he’s still inside her throat, and you can see the last drops leak out on her lips. I kinda wish there was one small option to change the position once more or mess with her outfit a bit, like pull her top half off slower instead of boom, tits out right away, but whatever, I still replayed the part where she gags around that final deep push like ten times. It’s messy, not fancy, but Nami taking two pirates at once on a rocking boat while pretending she’s still a “respectable navigator” is exactly the kind of chaotic horny energy I keep saving in my collection.