You start as this kinda clueless guy dumped into a “totally not official” region, phone in one hand, half a chub in the other, and suddenly you’re supposed to be both monster trainer and professional horndog. The game plays it like a classic monster RPG, turn based fights and all, but every win feels more like you’re grinding Tinder than grinding levels. You throw balls at monsters, then five minutes later you’re throwing something else at Misty in a changing room. I was half expecting it to be all tease, but nope, it goes hard on the porn side. Big asses, big tits, tiny shorts, way too much bending over. Cynthia shows up with that smug “I know you’re staring at my boobs” energy, and the game absolutely rewards you for being a thirsty idiot. You can wander around like a sandbox, poke into houses you clearly shouldn’t, get sidetracked by some milf asking for “help with her Pokémon” who definitely does not mean her Pokémon. At one point I was supposed to go beat a gym and instead spent 30 minutes trying to trigger a specific sex scene with Nessa because someone on a Reddit thread said it was animated differently on the second try. They were right, by the way. Worth it.

The pickup line stuff hit me harder than I expected. You actually choose dialogue in some scenes, and it feels like speed dating with cheat codes turned off. One option is polite, one is horny, one is just straight up degenerate. I tested them like a weirdo doing field research. On Telegram I even sent screenshots to a language exchange buddy asking “does this line sound like a real fuckboy?” He said yes and I felt strangely proud. Sometimes being bold pays off and Misty basically jumps your dick in the locker after a battle. Other times you try something dirty on Dawn, and she goes “wow, creepy” and the scene turns colder, you still get sex later, but the vibe is different, more rough, less cuddly. It actually teaches you something weird about tone, even if the game itself is mostly about shoving your cock into every trainer with a pulse. The monsters are just there like foreplay excuses, beat one, unlock a new way to rail someone. I wish there was an option to mute the moaning without muting sound effects, but the game doesn’t care what I want and honestly that fits. At one point I forgot the main quest completely and just walked in circles trying new lines on Cynthia to see which one made her blush the most. Felt like using OkCupid in a fantasy world where every match wants to fuck you five minutes after small talk. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Pokestars is basically what happens when someone looks at the old anime and goes, “yeah but what if they all wanted to fuck the trainer instead of chase badges,” and then actually commits to the bit. You’re this dude who somehow lands in this luxury pokemon training resort that’s less about ranked battles and more about which girl you’re making moan behind the stadium later. It’s played like one of those point and click dating sims where you bounce between locations on a map, poke on stuff, poke on girls, poke on buttons, in that order. May, Misty and Dawn are the main stars here, and they’re not subtle. First time you meet Misty she already has that “I’m gonna test you” energy, except it’s not a gym test, it’s whether you can keep up with her mouth while the battle scoreboard is still flickering in the background. It’s funny because the game pretends to care about rankings and resort rules, but after like ten minutes you’re mostly just planning who you’ll fuck in which corner of the map and if you can trigger another animated scene before clicking through the dialog you half read.

What I liked a lot is that it doesn’t waste too much time teasing without payoff. You win a fight? You’re not getting a high five; you’re getting on your knees or putting her on hers. There are full-on oral scenes where you literally watch her head move, with voice lines that are not studio-perfect, but that kinda makes it better, feels more like a weird fan project that got horny and never stopped. Vaginal scenes too, with those 3dcg bodies pressed together and enough motion to not feel static. Sometimes the moans don’t sync perfectly with the thrusts and it made me laugh, but I still didn’t skip it, so whatever. The resort itself works like a hub: pool, rooms, arenas, those spots you click just to see if someone’s there to jump your dick. You get some dating sim flavor on top of it all, little choices in dialog, giving attention to one girl over another, pretending you care about who has the strongest team when you’re actually just angling for a threesome later. There’s even this moment where Dawn corners you in a hallway after a match, her voice goes low and you can hear the slight echo like they actually thought about the room, and suddenly she’s on her back on a bench, panties around one ankle, you pushing in while she still has her gloves on. That kind of detail is the thing that keeps you clicking “next” even when a line of text is kinda cheesy.

The voiced parts are the big hook and also the thing that sometimes makes it feel janky in a good way. May has this cute, eager tone when she goes down on you, wet sounds and breath mixing, but then every once in a while a line sounds like it was recorded in another room or on a different mic. It pulled me out for half a second and then there’s a close-up of her lips sliding down your shaft and suddenly I don’t care anymore. Harem angle is strong too, not just one-on-one stuff. You get those scenes where two of them tag-team you, one sucking while the other rides, like a porn parody that forgot to blur anything. And the point and click side makes it feel a bit like a scavenger hunt for sex; “if I go to the resort hot springs at this time, will Misty be there? Will she be naked already? Can I trigger that one scene where she sits on my face first and then demands I pound her right after?” Sometimes the pacing drags and you’re just clicking through resort menus looking for the next bit of action instead of actually doing trainer things, but then the game throws another animated fuck sequence at you and your brain forgives it instantly. It’s not classy, it’s not subtle, it’s literally fan fantasy turned into a horny resort simulator, and yeah, it works.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.

Imagine waking up and realizing every stupid horny joke you made about “yeah I’d totally smash that mon” actually became your new life. That is literally the whole vibe here, and somehow it works way better than it should. You are this reincarnated guy in a world that kind of looks like the usual pocket monster thing, except everyone around you is either stacked like a hentai doujin or has curves that make zero sense biologically. The game just shrugs and says “yeah, you’re here to fuck, not to ask questions,” and throws you at girls and monster girls like you’re some walking breeding item. One moment you’re pretending to be a serious trainer talking with Nemona about battles, next moment she’s grinding on you and asking if your “move” is super effective while she rides you raw and begs for a creampie like it’s part of the gym rules. It’s really dumb. I love it.

The best part for me is how it treats all the famous girls as if they’ve been waiting for you personally. Misty showing up all smug, doing that fake tsundere “I’m only doing this for training” while she’s on her knees, stroking your cock with both hands and licking the tip like she’s taste testing a potion. Marnie being all quiet but then suddenly sitting on your face, thighs trembling, whispering nasty stuff that would break canon so hard. Hilda teasing you nonstop, riding your lap and pushing her tits together for a slow titfuck, with this lazy smile like she knows you’ve memorized every frame already. Sonia pretending she cares about “research” while taking off her coat and letting her big ass bounce on your cock, all animated, soft jiggle, clapping sound in your headphones, you know the drill. The models actually look like twisted versions of their originals, not ugly knockoffs, which is rare in these parody things. And the monster girls… yeah. Gardevoir giving this gentle blowjob like she’s worshiping you, then pulling you deep inside her and asking you not to pull out. Mewscarada acting all smug, rubbing her pussy on your shaft first, like “prove you can handle me,” then moaning like crazy once you slam into her. Lopunny is just straight-up fetish fuel, there is no other way to describe it. The game knows exactly what it’s doing and doesn’t pretend otherwise.

What surprised me is how often I opened this on mobile “just to check something” and ended up stuck watching one animation ten times in a row like some idiot, because there is always one little movement I missed. Jessie’s blowjob scene where her lipstick smears a bit and she strokes you faster with that annoyed Team Rocket face? Peak. Nemona jerking you off while ranting about battle stats, using spit as lube and then suddenly pressing your dick between her tits like she remembered titfucks exist mid-scene. There is some actual voyeur stuff too, where you’re hiding behind bushes watching a milf trainer finger herself while her mon watches, and your stupid horny brain is like “okay but when is my turn,” and yes, of course the game gives you that. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps from teasing to full vaginal in one click and the dialogue barely catches up, but somehow that chaotic energy kinda fits. I had one moment where I was going through a “serious” talk with a character and I clicked the wrong option and suddenly she was on her knees giving me a handjob, zero lead-up, and I laughed so hard I had to pause the scene. But then I watched it twice anyway. The adventure stuff is just an excuse to move you from one girl or monster girl to the next, and honestly I stopped pretending it was about anything else after the first time I pumped a full load inside Sonia and she smiled like that was the secret objective all along.

First thing, I didn’t expect this game to feel so *alive* on mobile. It looks like another parody, you know, those cheap ones where characters just move stiff and blink too much. But then I met Serena and Nemona in that first area - yeah, the one where you can “accidentally” grope if you tap the wrong icon - and suddenly the whole thing had this weird energy, like it wasn’t sure if it wanted to be a love sim or just straight-up filth. Which I liked. The small dialogue before every scene makes it hit harder, kinda awkward English mixed with moaning, feels more real than the polished stuff. And Bea? Damn. She’s got that bossy tone that made me mess up the quicktime thing just to see her reaction. She doesn’t forgive mistakes.

I got lost halfway through the story, not because it’s confusing, but because I stopped caring about the map. The sandbox thing lets you wander anywhere, but why wander when Cynthia literally drags you into something that’s part fight, part... something else. I’ll say this: the tentacle scene with the “monster” felt too much but also not enough, like the devs wanted to shock and then chickened out. Still, I didn’t skip it. The sounds alone - some wet mix of pleasure and horror - work better than any dialogue. Then there’s Nessa and Sonia showing up later, like the game assumes you already have a preference. I kept switching between them just to see the contrast in how they handle oral scenes. It’s not fair, but Nessa’s got the rhythm.

What bugs me? The touch controls sometimes don’t register during group scenes, and the camera snaps weirdly when you’re in the middle of, well, you know. But when Hilda joins - oh, man, that part changes the entire tone, like someone just remembered this was supposed to be an adventure. It’s messy, rough, sometimes too much even for a parody. But I’d lie if I said I didn’t keep it open longer than planned, pretending I was just checking messages.

This trainer game hits different when you realize how much effort went into the animations. Like seriously, every scene moves and sounds exactly how it should - none of that static image bullshit that makes you feel like you're reading a comic book instead of getting off. The developer Paradice clearly knows what they're doing because watching Hinata get railed or seeing Erza submit actually feels immersive instead of cheap. Though honestly the menu system could use some work, keeps glitching when I'm trying to navigate between girls.

What really got me hooked was the route system they've got going. You can either go full pimp mode and corrupt these anime babes into working your brothel, or take the romantic approach and build actual relationships. I started with the whore route because let's be real, turning Tsunade into your personal fuck toy sounds amazing, but then I tried the harem path with Mikasa and damn... the character development actually matters. She goes from that cold Survey Corps badass to someone who genuinely wants you, not because you broke her but because you earned it. The corruption mechanics work both ways too - sometimes these girls will dominate YOU if you're not careful, which caught me completely off guard when Weiss decided she was in charge.

Over 200 animations and they're adding more constantly. Watching Nami bounce on your cock while moaning your name, or having Faye Valentine tease you in that red outfit before going down on you - it's all fully voiced and animated. The sandbox elements let you set up scenarios however you want. Want to have Ryuko strip in the school hallway? Done. Feel like watching Android 18 and Kale go at each other while you decide who gets fucked first? Easy. Sometimes I spend more time just experimenting with different combinations than actually progressing the story. The pregnancy content isn't fully implemented yet but when it drops this game's gonna be unstoppable.

This thing is basically someone looking at old-school Pokémon, staring at Misty a bit too long, and then deciding, “Ok, but what if all pretense just vanish and we go full porn brain?” You boot it up and there she is, that classic short-haired redhead trainer look, already in a stance that is not made for battling anything except your patience. The whole setup is super simple on purpose: it is just you, Misty, and her monster partner who clearly skipped leg day and invested all points into cock stat. No story about gyms or badges, no walking through grass, just jump straight to the part Rule 34 promised years ago.

What actually surprised me is how much time I spent just messing with her face and accessories. There is that silly moment where you are in full horny mode, hand on mouse, dick in other hand, and somehow you suddenly care way too much about if she has the side ponytail or the regular one. You start swapping her expressions, trying to match them with what is going on. Little smirk while the monster cock is just sliding in? Or wide-eyed “oh fuck” face when it goes deeper than anything safe? I kept flicking between these for like ten minutes, which is not how normal people masturbate, but whatever. You can toss on some different accessories, tweak her look a bit, and you end up with this weird pseudo roleplay where she is still Misty, but not really the Misty from your Game Boy days. Or exactly her. Depends how cursed your memories are.

The actual sex part is dumb in that good way. They do not pretend it is romantic or slow. It is straight up “trainer meets monster, trainer gets railed, loop continues until you are done”. The scale of the monster cock is honestly ridiculous, like someone dragged the slider all the way to “this would kill a human” and said “perfect”. Half the fun is just watching her body react, that mix of porn logic and cartoon physics, like she is going to snap in half but then she just moans harder. People who grew up secretly crushing on her in the anime will probably feel a tiny bit called out. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me though: when you change an accessory and the expression resets in a way that kills the mood for a second. It is minor, but it broke my rhythm more than once and I am still kind of salty about it for no real reason. Anyway, this is not deep, it is not clever, it does not try to be anything except “fuck Misty with an absurd monster cock while you tweak her face like a horny character creator”, and honestly, that is exactly the mess it should be.

First thing, this is not a game I’d leave open if my kid might walk into the room. It looks like some silly little browser thing at first, kind of cheap, kind of rough, like those old Flash things from high school computer class, and then you click once and suddenly you’re watching a redheaded gym girl from that monster catching show getting her brain melted by a smug yellow freak. The whole idea hangs on that hypnotic swirl he pops, and the screen focuses on her eyes going all glassy, lips parting, that tiny delay where she’s still fighting it. I was honestly a bit surprised how slow they make that first “fall” into hypnosis. I expected two clicks and she is naked, but they drag it, show her breathing changing, little twitch in her fingers, the kind of stuff you only notice if you stare too long. And you will stare too long. I even paused the game at one point and went to check my WhatsApp because I started to feel weird that I’m watching a mind control cartoon of a character I remember yelling about losing badges, like, what am I doing with my life here.

Anyway, once she is under, the whole tone flips. That stupid Hypno stops being a joke mascot and becomes this complete creep who knows exactly what he wants. There is a moment where he makes her drop to her knees, but not with force, more like a suggestion, and the camera angle just happens to follow her mouth. You barely click anything there, mostly you just choose how far you want to push her and how much control she still pretends to have. One little choice and she’s giving lazy, half-resisting oral, another and she goes full on eager, eyes still a little unfocused, drool on her chin. The sound is weirdly strong in this one. When she gags, there is this wet, too-real noise that I actually turned my speakers down for. And I’m using cheap Logitech speakers, not even good ones. On the phone, with my Bluetooth earbuds, it felt even more in my head, like she was whispering those hypnotic “yes, master” lines inside my skull. I hated that. I replayed it three times.

The part that really messed with me is when they let you bring another body into the scene. It’s not some big story build-up, it just sort of appears in the menu, like “hey, want a second toy around?” and suddenly you’ve got two redheads tangled up, one still half fighting the hypnosis, the other already gone, skin pressed together, hands anywhere. You start bouncing between them, choosing who takes the cock, who licks, who watches, and the game tracks where you left off like a horny little Excel sheet in the background. It’s ridiculous, childish, and then you hit that one moment where both girls are focusing on Hypno’s eyes at once, and for a second the game nails that feeling of total surrender that is honestly a bit scary. As a parent, I look at it and think, this is exactly the fantasy I don’t want a teen to learn first: silence the girl’s mind and then do whatever. As a horny adult, I’m sitting here clicking through every filthy option like an idiot, checking which line of dialogue triggers when he snaps his fingers mid thrust and her whole body goes tight. If you really want the most out of it, don’t rush. Let the hypnosis scenes run, leave the text on screen for a couple seconds longer than you think you need, watch the tiny facial changes when he orders her to “open wider” and then swap between the two girls during the threesome instead of finishing fast. This one rewards you for being a patient pervert, which is maybe the worst compliment I can give it and also the most accurate.

Ash walking into Misty’s place for this “Pokemon Go party” already feels like some bad idea you know is gonna turn into really filthy fun. It’s that kind of game where the plot is basically a horny excuse, but it actually leans into it in a funny way instead of pretending to be deep. Misty shows up as this grown, stacked redhead version of herself, huge tits stuffed into a top that clearly lost the fight against gravity a long time ago, and Ash is just standing there, trying to act normal while obviously staring at her chest. The whole “we haven’t seen each other in years” thing is used just enough to give them that weird tension, like childhood friends suddenly realizing, oh shit, we’d totally fuck now. There are some dumb jokes about catching “rare mons” around the house, her teasing him that he came for the Pokemon but is staring at the “two biggest ones in the room” and stuff like that, and it actually made me grin like an idiot once or twice. It’s not high art, but it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s like watching a dirty parody on your phone when you should be checking email on Gmail instead. Your brain turns off, your dick wakes up, everyone has a role.

The actual action kicks off when Misty basically flips the whole party tone. She starts “explaining” a game, tapping on her phone, then slowly guiding Ash to sit on the couch next to her. There’s this moment where she leans forward to “show him something on the screen” and her tits almost fall right out, and you can choose if Ash tries to play it cool or just stares. Both paths end in the same place anyway, with her catching him. She laughs, climbs into his lap, and that’s where the porn side really hits. The sex scenes are old-school hentai parody energy: big tits bouncing hard, Ash way out of his league, Misty riding him like she’s trying to break his stamina stat. There’s a lot of focus on her chest, the way her boobs slap against him while she grinds, those loud over-the-top hentai moans, and her trashy lines about how he “finally caught something worth evolving.” At one point she’s jerking him off while pretending to “throw pokeballs” and I swear I had to pause because I was laughing and horny at the same time, which is confusing in the best way. It’s all very straightforward, nothing crazy like weird fetishes, just classic loud, wet, cartoon sex with a redheaded Misty who clearly knows she’s the main prize. Honestly I kinda wanted a darker, more cruel twist near the end, like her making fun of him after he finishes or turning it into some messed up game he can’t win, but the game stays in this playful, horny zone and never really goes mean. It’s fine. Just makes the sad endings freak in me a bit grumpy, in a stupid way I’ll complain about and still replay anyway.