Nobody really plays a porn parody like this for “deep lore”, but this one actually tries to tell how the whole little superhero squad even forms before you start fucking your way through them. It starts slow, with you as this awkward, horny student who is way too into science and way too distracted by tight tops and leggings. One scene you’re pretending to care about some nerdy lab project, next thing you’re staring at Honey Lemon’s titties bouncing while she leans over a beaker and “accidentally” presses up against you. The game sort of treats being a genius as foreplay, which honestly fits.

Stuff escalates in a really stupid, funny way. Your “gifted” brain gets noticed, then suddenly you’re in the orbit of these super girls, each one a walking fetish pulled straight out of Big Hero 6 and The Incredibles. Violet shows up all shy and nervous, hugging her books, but the CGs have her in that clingy top that you know Pixar was secretly horny about. She keeps doing that thing where she wants to be invisible but also keeps bending over at angles that would break a normal spine. Then you have Helen Parr just walking into the story and the game basically screams “THICC” without saying it. There’s a moment where she’s pretending to be serious and mature, talking about responsibility, while your eyes are just locked on her ass stretching the fabric. The scene lets you scroll through a couple of angles and yeah, I looped that part. More than once. Gogo Tomago’s whole deal feels different. She’s got this tough biker energy, always annoyed, talking like you’re wasting her time, but then the CG hits you with her in this body-hugging suit where the thighs are pure art. The writing actually has her teasing you in a really dry way, like “You sure you’re a hero and not just a pervert?” and you’re just there clicking “continue” praying the next image has less clothes. It all pretends to be about building a team, testing tech, forming strategies, blah blah, then in the middle of a “training session” Honey is basically grinding on you under the excuse of checking how the “equipment” reacts under stress. Very scientific. The humor is kind of dumb in a charming way. There’s a scene in a classroom where the teacher is explaining some superhero theory and the camera just keeps drifting to Violet’s legs under the desk, like the game itself is horny and can’t keep focus. Some lines feel like bad fanfic, then suddenly you hit one that’s legit funny, like when someone complains about “tight costumes” and Helen just gives this very knowing smile in the CG. The mix of parody and straight up filth actually works. My favorite tiny detail: when Honey texts you on your in-game phone, her messages are this mix of math symbols and thirsty emojis, like she’s trying to hide sexting inside equations. Completely unnecessary and that’s why it slaps. If you want the most out of it, don’t skip the setup scenes. Let the nerd talk play, check every dialogue option before moving on, and take your time with the CG gallery when it opens up. Build up that hunger, then click through each heroine’s route slowly, like you’re actually earning every shot of Helen’s ass and every flustered, blushing Violet close-up. That’s when the game really hits.

I opened Trapfield Hotel expecting cheap jokes, like the kind plastered over the usual porn-jam games that think one good tit jiggle equals writing. But this thing, weirdly, has personality - it doesn’t *care* if you laugh, moan, cringe, or all three. The first scene drops you right into the lobby, naked ego and literal everything else hanging out, and a boss who’s so tall and cocky she might as well have wings. She flirts in that half-mocking way that makes you forget it’s just text on a screen. It’s hot, but not sterile-hot. Like it’s someone smirking behind the monitor, teasing you, waiting for you to mess up your dialogue choice so she can make you regret it with a slap or a forced smile or - well, you can imagine.

Half the time I was laughing though. There’s this bit where you’re delivering towels, and the towel cart bumps into a femboy maid whose breasts bounce like they’re trying to escape gravity. He apologizes three times, blushes, and still finds a way to drag you into the staff room for “training.” The game just *leans* into that ridiculous energy, and somehow it works. It’s obscene and dumb and kind of brilliant. It’s like the dev watched a hundred hentai parodies and then decided to make one that actually feels alive, with just enough self-awareness that it never becomes boring.

Not everything hits - sometimes the dialogue repeats itself, and one room scene had lighting that looked like a fever dream, but maybe that’s on purpose; it kinda fits the corruption tone, like the hotel itself is drunk. The whole thing swings between dominance and submission faster than I can decide who’s winning. I caught myself rooting for the protagonist, then laughing when the milf receptionist literally turned him into her pet for forgetting to clock in. It’s chaotic, wet, over-the-top, and somehow honest, like it knows exactly what kind of filth it’s serving and invites you to enjoy how messy that is. Nothing polished, nothing polite, just raw kink with a wink.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

Undertail: Toriel is basically that one horny AU fanfic you read on your phone while pretending to “check emails” at work, except now it’s kind of a game and kind of a shitpost and somehow still hotter than it has any right to be. You wander around this janky little Underground knockoff where literally only Toriel exists, and yeah, that’s the whole point. No huge cast, no epic journey, just you and goat mom in a small world that feels like someone ripped out the first slice of Undertale and then said: “ok but what if we fuck it up. Literally.” It starts pretty innocent, like the original vibe, her leading you around, being caring, talking too much, all that. Then the dialogs slowly stop pretending this is wholesome. She “worries” about you in that clingy, possessive way, touches your sprite for too long, says things that sound like they came from a horny Discord RP at 4 in the afternoon when everybody pretends they’re normal.

The core hook is simple: those classic Undertale battle boxes, except now every turn feels like you’re edging through a weird roleplay. You still pick actions, but they’re all pushing the line: flirting, teasing, letting her “teach” you, or playing innocent and watching her get more frustrated. You pick “Flirt” and instead of the cutesy response you remember, she gives you something way more loaded, like she’s trying to be your mom and your dom and completely failing at choosing one. You dodge attacks while the game throws text at you about her body, her scent, her soft fur, her tits pressing against your character when she tries to “protect” you. The art is rough, not all angles are sexy, some of it feels like early DeviantArt energy, but that almost makes it better. It feels like watching someone’s fetish grow in real time. There are moments where you’re half jerking off and half going “wow, this is actually kind of depressing” because she is obviously lonely as hell, clinging to you like you’re the last bit of warmth in the Ruins. The game doesn’t really go anywhere bigger than that, and it doesn’t need to. No meta twist, no clever morality system, just a slow slide from motherly care to possessive lust, trapped in a little loop where the only exit is either her letting you go or you giving in and wanting to stay. It’s messy, horny, unfinished, emotionally weird, and yeah, that’s pretty much the charm.