I didn’t expect to laugh this much while, you know, also being wildly turned on. *Furry Bang Town* sounds like some cheap meme bait, but halfway through the first date scene with that smug wolf barista (he keeps pretending he’s bored while his tail literally wags), I realized this game knows exactly what it’s doing. There’s this weird mix of parody and genuine horniness - it flirts with irony but still goes all in when things get wet. The humor hits that awkward space where you don’t know if you’re supposed to cringe or moan. And the writing? Kind of broken in places, but in a way that feels like someone poured their kinks into Google Translate and said, “good enough.” It works. Too well maybe.

I keep thinking about Judy - not the movie one, but the version here who’s somehow both a cop and a futa stripper on weekends. Her route wrecked me; she teases like she’s reading your mind, then there’s this beach scene where she just drops the uniform and starts talking about “justice” while grinding against your thigh. It’s ridiculous. I almost closed the tab, but the sound design pulled me back - heavy breathing layered with seagulls and waves, absurdly effective. Then suddenly, boom, Pokémon crossover out of nowhere. A Lucario bartender offering “protein shots.” I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was already clicking through dialogue faster than I’d like to admit.

The public use scenes are messy in every sense - crowded cafe bathrooms, fur everywhere, people pretending not to watch. It’s filthy, kind of funny, and weirdly intimate. I hated that it made me feel something beyond just arousal. Also, the ending just stops mid-sentence, like the dev gave up or came too early. Still, I can’t stop thinking about that line where the pony character whispers, “You smell like story.” What does that even mean? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. I’m probably overthinking it, but whatever - this game got under my skin in ways it really shouldn’t have.

Nothing about this game feels shy. It basically throws you into this messy sci-fi city where everyone is hot, slightly broken in the head, and way too horny for their own good. You’re this guy who somehow keeps ending up in girls’ memories, like you’re scrolling through their hidden photo folder but it’s alive and talking and pressing its tits against you. One moment you’re in some neon back alley with Ellen whose boobs are so big the camera can barely keep them on screen, the next you’re stuck in Miyabi’s weird fantasy zone where she pretends everything is “for the mission” while she grinds her huge ass on your lap and calls it “combat evaluation”. It’s not subtle. I like that. Porn games that pretend they’re innocent are annoying. Here, the dick is big, the girls are stacked, everyone knows why we’re here, and it just leans into it with a stupid grin.

What I didn’t expect is how the whole “memory fragment” thing actually works in scenes. Like, you’re mid fuck with Ellen, she’s on top riding you slow, talking about how she’s “just using you as stress relief”, but then the background glitches and suddenly you see this short flash of her alone in some empty lab, staring at your picture on her phone, hand between her legs. It lasts maybe two seconds, then you’re back to her moaning in your ear and pretending she doesn’t care. That hit me harder than the actual blowjob earlier where she’s drooling all over your cock and smearing lipstick on your abs. Same with Miyabi: there’s this moment in an infiltration where you’re both hiding in a locker. She pushes you against the wall, unzips you without a word, just angry eye contact, and starts stroking you way too fast like she wants to punish you for existing. Then a little memory crack pops and you see her earlier in the day rehearsing in the mirror how she’ll “casually” ask you to stay safe. It’s dumb, I know, but my chest actually hurt for a second. Then she takes you deep and chokes on it on purpose and I forgot what I was feeling. Porn with emotional lag, basically.

The game really teases you with the parody vibe too. You open it thinking “ok, horny Zenless spoof, cool”, and suddenly you realize the dev clearly spends too much time on Pixiv and not enough touching grass. The way Ellen’s tits bounce when she leans over the console to type something that absolutely doesn’t need her bending that low, or how Miyabi’s outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity, feels like scrolling a very specific Twitter tag at 1% battery. There’s that one scene where you’re interrogating some NPC and Ellen just casually slides her hand into your pants under the table, keeps a straight face, asks about “zone stability” while slowly jerking you off, and gives this tiny smirk every time your HP bar shakes. I actually had to pause because I was opening Telegram at the same time and almost sent my friend a screenshot of her licking your cum off her fingers as a “wrong chat” moment. Also, tiny complaint: the text box sometimes covers like half of Miyabi’s ass at the exact worst time and I swear I got more annoyed at that than at any “game over”. Still, the mix of serious sci-fi nonsense with you rearranging these girls’ guts with a pornstar cock is stupid in a way that just works. It feels like someone made a horny fanfic in Google Docs, got too into it, and accidentally turned it into something you actually want to keep clicking through even after you already got off.

Mystery Inc rolling up to some random Dutch castle already sounds cheap and horny, and this game doesn’t even pretend to be classy. Velma gets thrown right in as the brainy monster hunter who somehow keeps losing more clothes every time a “bizarre creature” jumps out. The tone is this messy mix of Saturday morning cartoon and late-night porn tab you forgot to close on Chrome. You’re clicking through these little scenes where she’s trying to “analyze” slime samples and weird footprints, but let’s be honest, the monsters are just lining up to fill her up. There’s a big focus on cumshots and creampies, and the game actually leans into it instead of cutting away. When one of those big ugly bastards finally pins Velma and she’s squirming in that half-ripped orange sweater, the camera just stays there on the moment it all spills deep inside her. No classy fadeout, no clever joke, just thick white mess and a nerd girl breathing hard like she’s trying to do math in her head and failing. It’s filthy in a very direct way that I weirdly liked. On my phone with Chrome and on Edge on my old laptop it ran the same, just occasional lag when the monster finishes and the white stuff keeps layering up. I actually thought my browser froze during one of the castle corridor scenes, but it was just the animation looping slightly awkward. Kind of charming, kind of annoying.

Daphne shows up as the redhead distraction, like usual, but they crank her into almost bimbo mode. Half the time she’s talking about “feeling a strange energy” and the other half she’s bending over for no reason at all while something with claws and glowing eyes watches from the shadows. There’s a funny bit where she’s trying to act like some pro monster slayer, but the “plan” is obviously just her getting grabbed and used. She gets those full-body shudders when a monster finishes inside her, and the game holds on her face when she realizes it’s not just on her skin, it’s dripping out of her. The pregnancy risk vibes are strong even though nothing is spelled out, especially with how the camera keeps going back to stretched, used holes and that slow leak of cum. It’s not subtle. I went in expecting more actual mystery, like some real Scooby Doo unmasking where the monster is an old dude in a suit, but nope, these are straight-up monsters who fuck, and everyone just kind of accepts it. It’s funny, because the story pretends to be serious, but the pacing is just sex scene, quick line of “investigation”, then more sex. Still, I liked how the castle itself feels like a horny maze of traps, ruined halls, and secret rooms where Velma is suddenly on her knees with a huge shadow over her. I kept wishing there was a proper build-up scene where they all sit in the van talking about their plan, but the game just throws you right into the cursed sex dungeon vibe and never really explains why these girls are this into monster cock. Or maybe it does and I just clicked too fast because the next creampie was loading. Either way, it sticks in your head like some weird wet dream you’re slightly embarrassed to remember later, when you open your browser history and see that dumb castle again.

Horny little passion project about Loona? Yeah, that’s exactly what this feels like. It’s scrappy, kinda messy, and honestly that’s what I liked first. You start with this broke-ass medical student vibe, trying to pay rent in hell while babysitting Loona’s libido that went totally off the rails because her boss’s bullshit stress. It’s not some super polished corporate porn, it’s more like something a desperate perv coded instead of studying, which hits home for me because I’ve literally sat on Chaturbate with ten open tabs of half-finished stuff and one working toy. Same energy.

You click through scenes like a normal visual novel, but there’s this arousal level thing that keeps creeping up. At level one she’s already spicy, talking rough, tail swaying, giving you those “I’m pretending to be annoyed but I’m dripping” looks. Then, as you push her buttons with your choices and grind through the work week, the game lets you peek behind that bitchy facade more and more. High arousal turns her from snappy goth wolf into “if you don’t fuck me right now I’m going to hump the damn couch” and it goes hard on that. There’s a blowjob scene where she pretends it’s no big deal, eyes half-lidded, drool on the shaft, and the dialogue still sounds like she’s roasting you. That mix of insult and need is nice. I mean, annoying. No, nice. I don’t know.

Rent mechanic is simple but kinda mean in a hot way. You go pick shitty jobs in hell to sc*** enough cash or you’re screwed. Sometimes you think “ok, I’ll just spam the easy one for quick money” and then you realize you missed a chance to hang out with her in some sleazy side location and unlock a new scene. Sucks. The game never pauses to explain everything like you’re stupid, it just throws you into choices: work here, flirt there, push her, back off, risk a bad ending or chase the good one where she’s actually… almost sweet? I say almost because she still talks like she wants to choke you with your own dick. In one path she blows you in this cramped room, still half dressed in one of the costumes, and you can see her piercings catching the light. The piercings and outfits are a whole other kink buffet. You’ve got a handful of costumes and extra clothes that don’t fit neatly into a set, so she occasionally shows up wearing some mismatched look that feels like she got dressed in someone else’s room. That’s hot in a trashy Tumblr way.

The costumes aren’t interactive like crazy, but they absolutely change the mood of the scene. One moment she’s slutty receptionist, next she looks like she just walked out of a club where everyone’s on something sticky. I kept expecting one more toggle like “ok now remove just this” and it’s not there, which annoyed me way more than it should. Like, you gave me piercings, now let me obsess over them. Still, some of the best bits are how her attitude shifts depending on how worked up she is. Quiet panting, eye-roll sex, full-on desperate grinding, all built off the same character, not some generic copy-paste model. It actually reminded me of when guys in chat tip like 2 dollars and expect a full custom show, but instead of me getting tired, the game makes *her* the one who’s like “fine, you want more? Then you better earn it.” It feels dirty and personal, while the story pretends to be about “paying rent” like that’s the point at all.

First thing that hit me with this one was the vibe, honestly. It feels like somebody took all the horny fanart I used to scroll past on Tumblr, shoved it into a visual novel, and then said “ok, now actually make choices, you coward.” You’re in this weird parody Ben 10 world where Gwen is not the shy teen anymore but a grown woman who knows she’s hot and kinda bored with her own life. The game doesn’t waste time explaining lore or any of that crap. You just get thrown into situations with her, text boxes, some surprisingly expressive images, and yeah, you’re pushing her little by little toward stuff she shouldn’t be doing but totally wants to. The tension is less “will she let you touch her” and more “how far can you push this before her brain stops pretending it cares about boundaries.” I had Spotify running some chillwave playlist and it matched the pace nicely, especially when the game just slows down with this one long scene in her room where you’re teasing her brain more than her body. Although, tiny thing, the sound effect they use for some transitions pissed me off, it has this cheap click that feels like a broken WhatsApp notification and I kept thinking someone was texting me.

What makes it interesting is how your choices twist her personality over time. At first she’s snarky, pushing back, but you start using those, uh, powers, and the tone flips. There’s this bit where she’s arguing with you, mad as hell, and you slip in a suggestion mid-dialogue and suddenly she’s asking why her clothes feel too tight. Not like a subtle “maybe” change, more like someone flipped a horny switch in her head. It’s kinda fucked up and kinda hot at the same time, which I know is the point. You get these routes where she leans more into lesbian stuff, practically climbing on another girl while still pretending it’s “just for fun,” and then in another playthrough she’s on her knees for you, drooling on your cock during a blowjob that goes on for way too many text boxes. Speaking of, the handjob scene in the bathroom feels ripped from some old hentai I saw on XVideos, down to the pose, and I mean that as both an insult and a compliment. They tease futa stuff too, which caught me off guard the first time. One minute you’re the regular dude MC messing with her thoughts, next run you’re packing something extra and the whole dynamic shifts into this power trip where you’re a walking cheat code. The heroic Ben 10 angle is barely there, and when it shows up it’s kinda wrong, like they remembered the cartoon halfway through writing a sex script. But then you get that one shot of her biting her lip, legs spread, text box asking if you want to mess with her head a little more or just fuck her already, and in that moment none of the little problems matter at all.

You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

Lois found herself utterly drained by the chaos of her family life, especially after dealing with her husband Peter's constant nonsense. She decided to head straight to the Drunken Clam, craving a place where she could forget her troubles and get thoroughly wasted.

That’s where you come in – your mission is to catch her eye, stir up some heat, and convince her that tonight can be about pure, unfiltered pleasure. The moment you lock eyes with her, you can tell she’s desperate for something exciting, something different from the dull routine she's stuck in.

Once you're at her house, the real fun begins – teasing her soft curves, sliding fingers beneath her clothes, and pushing her limits with every touch. She responds eagerly, moaning as you slide a dildo inside her, mixing it with passionate titfucking and deep, wet blowjobs that leave her begging for more.

The night spirals into an explosive series of cumshots and dirty, sweaty sex positions – cowgirl, doggy, missionary – anything to satisfy her craving for release. Peter might have drained her spirit, but tonight, you refill her with lust, pleasure, and a wild freedom that only you can give.

If you’re ready to take control, claim Lois, and show her what real satisfaction feels like, this game is waiting for you.

Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

This thing feels like someone mashed together a horny beach vacation, a busted fighting game fanfic, and one of those trashy hentai clips that keeps popping up on Pornhub recommended even after you hit “not interested” three times. You land in Hawaii, but it’s not like, postcard Hawaii. It’s more like the version your dirty uncle imagines after three beers: sticky air, loud music, plastic lei hanging off a busted car mirror, and every girl looks like her back hurts from carrying those tits around. The whole thing orbits around Diva Mizuki and Mai Shiranui trying to out-slut each other in the most shameless way possible, and somehow that’s exactly the point. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t even try. You’re just tossed between these two big-boob disasters, a beach bar, and a tentacle-obsessed ocean that’s basically one horny octopus waiting for its turn.

What I really liked, even if I hate saying “liked” because I sound like a teenager again, is how the game treats milk like it’s a whole fetish language. Mizuki leans over the bar, bikini top screaming for help, and there’s that one scene where she teases the young waiter, pressing her chest against his arm, leaving this wet circle on his shirt. Not sweat. The game is very clear about that. He pretends to keep wiping glasses, but the camera hangs on his dick outline pressing against the counter way too long. Later, when Mai shows up, the vibe shifts from playful to nasty fast. She’s the classic KOF eye candy, but here she’s turned up way past canon: bikini bottoms riding high on her hips, cheeks swallowing the fabric, ass basically doing its own character arc. She knows Mizuki is already dripping milk and just pokes at it, pretending it’s a joke, fingers sliding under the bikini strap, pulling it away, letting a few drops spill while she laughs. I actually paused and rewatched that bit like three times on my phone, which is annoying because Chrome on Android keeps popping the stupid address bar in full screen. There’s zero romance here, not in the usual sense, but there is this weird emotional thing where both girls are clearly performing for attention and also low-key testing who can push the humiliation further. It’s not “love”, but it has that needy feeling I know way too well from dating apps like Tinder and Feeld, where everyone acts tough and then overshares at midnight.

The octopus is honestly the most honest character. No pretense, just full-on boob addiction. When it finally wraps a tentacle around Mizuki from the surf, it doesn’t bother with her pussy first like most lazy hentai. It drags her down by the tits, squeezing until you see the skin stretch, then milk starts pumping out in these long, obscene spurts, some of it running over the suckers. She’s half crying, half moaning, and the scene stays there, zooming in on every drop like the game forgot there are other body parts. Then Mai jumps in, not to save her, but because she refuses to let Mizuki have the “spotlight” of being violated alone. That bit on the sand, where both girls are tangled in slimy limbs, bikini tops ripped off, milk and seawater mixing on their bellies, the waiter standing there frozen with a hard-on so big it looks painful, is where the game finally clicks. He’s supposed to be the “lucky guy”, but he looks completely overwhelmed, like a virgin who swiped right on a threesome on Feeld as a joke and actually got it. When he finally moves, he just shoves himself between Mai’s thighs from behind while a tentacle is already pumping her, and the game doesn’t try to make sense of it. Fluids everywhere, sounds wet enough I had to lower the volume because I thought my neighbors would hear. There’s also this car scene in the parking lot I didn’t expect, with Mai bent over the hood, ass reflecting the beach lights while the waiter fucks her and reaches forward to knead Mizuki’s leaking breasts right through her bikini top. I’m pretty sure real life boobs don’t work like that, but whatever, I still replayed it. The interracial angle is almost thrown in casually, like someone remembered at the last second that the waiter’s darker skin next to their pale curves looks hot and just went with it without comment. Story-wise it’s total nonsense, pacing jumps all over, and the octopus sometimes just disappears between scenes like it had a bus to catch. But somehow that messiness gives the whole thing a dirty, amateur charm, like a horny daydream that got out of control and nobody bothered to clean it up.