This thing feels like someone took a pretty normal slice-of-life VN, poured a bucket of porn over it, then went “yeah, that’s family, sure, why not” and just kept going. You’re this 21-year-old guy, pretending to be a serious tutor, but you live in a house where literally no one has heard of personal boundaries. The game starts slow, like you’re just helping Mia with homework, or catching Nicole sneaking in late, and your brain goes “ok, normal story, school stuff, chores, boring real life.” Then suddenly the camera angle hangs a bit too long on Mia’s thighs, her skirt rides up, and you realize this isn’t “wholesome anime tutoring simulator”, this is “I probably shouldn’t be turned on by this but here we go anyway.”

The vibe is weirdly voyeur-ish in a good way. A lot of scenes feel like you’re spying on your own house through a hidden phone camera. You’re not just clicking through dialogue, you’re kind of peeking. Emily walks around the kitchen in a top that would get her banned from Twitch in two seconds, the AI-touched model face looking like some pornstar you half-recognize from Pornhub recommendations, and you get that “I’ve seen this actress somewhere” brain itch. The game loves that angle. Catching her bent over the fridge, the way the shirt rides up, that tiny delay before she notices you standing behind her. There’s a bathroom door that never seems to close all the way. A bedroom you “accidentally” walk into while someone is changing. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be.

What killed me was how it mixes the cheap porn logic with these tiny moments that feel almost too real. Like, Mia asking you to help her study, actually struggling with something, eyes tired, and then the whole thing crashing straight into “reward” sex, full-on vaginal, messy, loud, zero condoms, like a shitty hentai plot that forgot to be animated. One moment you’re choosing between dialogue options that pretend to be morally conflicted, next moment you’re balls-deep and the camera is glued to her face, with that AI CG blending actual porn stills with this slightly uncanny softness. It works more often than it should, to be honest. And then sometimes the faces look a bit off, like the model had one too many filters and no sleep, but by that point you’re probably one hand on the mouse, so accuracy is not exactly the main concern.

The “open-world” thing is there, sort of. You wander around the house, some streets, click on spots, poke at side characters that are clearly just future porn flags. There’s this one milf-type neighbor who shows up like she’s in the wrong game, straight out of a Brazzers thumbnail, all fake smile and huge tits. The first time I saw her the game made me walk away like “not yet”, and I actually got annoyed at that. Don’t tease me with walking porn and then send me back to do algebra with my “sister”, man. Also, one of the side girls has this super jerky movement between images that made me laugh in the middle of a sex scene. It’s like she teleports from “fully dressed” to “legs wide open” in one click, like PowerPoint but horny.

What’s kind of fun, though, is how the story pretends you’re building relationships, asking “who will you choose” while 90% of players are like “all of them, obviously.” You flirt with Nicole in the hallway, then later you catch her alone in her room, headphones on, hand under the blanket, screen reflection showing some porn site you probably used last week. That bit felt almost too exact. I swear I saw an interface that looked a lot like XVideos. The whole “fan-made remake” thing shows up in little ways, like scenes that feel stitched together from older content, but it still hits the basic buttons: family tension, forbidden stuff, pornstars faces mashed with AI, and lots of first-person angles that make you feel like the world is built only to show you exactly where your dick is going to end up. Honestly, it’s trashy in a way that feels kind of honest. Like the game knows exactly why you’re here and just leans into the mess.

You wake up with that heavy, horny fog in your brain, and instead of your boring room you’re in this chapel that looks like somebody let Pornhub redesign a cathedral. Stained glass, candles, crosses, and front row you got a nun with tits that do not care about gravity at all, trying to decide if she wants to save your soul or ride it. She talks sweet and holy while her outfit is cut so low it might as well be a polite suggestion. And the game just looks at you like: “Alright, sinner, what kind of mess you wanna be?”

The fun part is how it keeps throwing those “innocent” options at you and they never stay innocent. You tell the nun “I want guidance” and she hears “please press those huge soft miracles into my face and whisper prayers while grinding on my lap.” You pick the serious, holy line, and five clicks later she’s on her knees calling you something between “my child” and “my master” with a tongue that clearly skipped bible class. Then you wander out of the chapel and the whole place opens up into this demon playground. Succubus lurking around every corner, hips moving like they’ve got their own physics engine, tails sliding around your legs, horns, claws, that pretty red skin that screams “terrible idea” in the best way. You say one wrong thing to a demon girl and suddenly she’s pinning you to some stone altar, sitting on your cock like she’s collecting your soul one thrust at a time.

What I liked is how the choices actually feel like they change the flavor of the smut, not just the wallpaper. Go respectful with the succubus and she goes slow and teasing, dragging those big breasts over your chest, kissing you soft while still milking you like she’s on a timer. Act like a cocky bastard and she flips you, rides you hard, claws in your back, calls you “toy” while smiling like she owns your life now. Same with the nun: lean into her faith and she turns the whole thing into a corrupt mass, whispering holy lines while stroking you with trembling hands, like she hates how good it feels. Push her buttons and she snaps, climbs into your lap, skirt around her waist, moaning into your ear that she belongs to her god and also to your dick. The visuals love big curves, thick asses bouncing on altars, soft stomachs folding a little when they bend over, jiggling everywhere when the scene gets rough, and the camera never tries to be artsy, it just shoves your face exactly where you were already thinking. It’s messy, horny, sometimes goofy as hell, and every path is basically one long “what if I said yes to the worst idea” fantasy where the answer is always: a nun, a demon, or both, sitting down on you like you’re part of the furniture.

This thing feels like someone grabbed a horny power fantasy manga, shook it until all the subtlety fell out, then clicked “next page” until only sex and awkward pauses were left. You play a guy who’s very obviously written by a dude who grew up on eroge and hentai scans, but in a good way. He has that “I swear I’m normal but everything around me is ridiculously hot” energy. The story pretends to care about plot, something about normal life going messy, but it’s basically an excuse to drop you into scenes where every woman you meet looks like she escaped from a doujin circle that only draws big tits and big asses. No slow burn. No “will they, won’t they”. It goes straight into “of course they will, and you’re going to watch every second of it.”

What I like is that the game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. There’s no fake moral lesson, no deep trauma talk, just “here’s a guy surrounded by women who keep teasing him, now watch what happens.” The teasing is constant too. You get that classic thing where a girl “accidentally” bends over too close, or you catch someone half naked in a room she swears you weren’t supposed to see, and the camera just stays there a little too long. It feels like a hentai artist directing a soap opera. There’s a scene where one of the girls is pretending to ignore you while she’s obviously touching herself in the shower and the MC is basically frozen, staring like a total creep, and the game treats it like the most normal thing. You feel a bit dirty, but you still don’t skip. Then later you end up inside her anyway, because of course you do. This is the kind of game where masturbation scenes don’t feel like warmup, they feel like the main event, and then actual sex is just the bonus prize on top. One moment you’re watching someone secretly rubbing herself while thinking about you, the next moment you have her on her knees, mouth full, eyes watering, and the story pretends it’s a natural step in character development. It isn’t, but you won’t complain. The erotic pacing is weirdly good for something that pretends to be a “novel”. You don’t really choose anything, you just let the story drag you from blowjob to voyeur moment to vaginal pounding to creampie like it’s all one big scene that forgot to breathe. When the harem vibe fully kicks in and multiple girls are orbiting around you, it stops feeling realistic at all and starts feeling like one of those degenerate manga arcs where everyone already accepted that you’re the main dick of the universe, they’re just negotiating who gets it next.

What stuck with me more than anything is how unapologetically horny every angle is. This is a kinetic story, so you’re mostly just clicking, but the way it lingers on curves is basically porn-level camerawork. Breasts are always a bit too big for the clothes they’re in, asses take up half the frame when a girl walks away, and the orgasms are not shy. Creampie shots are treated like signature moves. It really feels like the dev wanted to win some fake award like “Most Shameless Internal Cumshots of the Year” and honestly they might. There’s one scene where you’re buried inside a girl from behind, her ass swallowing your view while she tries to muffle her moans, and the second you finish inside her the game just zooms in like it wants to make sure you understand exactly where everything went. It’s obscene in that very specific hentai way where you almost laugh at how much attention they give to fluids, but you’re also not looking away. The voyeur bits help a lot too: catching a girl sucking on her own fingers while she slides them between her legs, or watching from a half-open door while another one rides her own hand, biting her lip and whispering your name. No blinking “choice” buttons, no morality system, just you, your dick, and a parade of girls who are way too into you. It feels trashy, cheap, and absolutely on purpose, like reading a smutty manga in the bathroom and pretending it’s literature. Which it kind of is. Just very sticky literature.

This thing feels like someone took a cheap summer porn comic, left it in the sun on some random tropical island, then tried to turn it into a game after getting drunk on hotel piña coladas. You arrive at this resort where Joy runs the place, and the whole vibe is “vacation where nobody wears proper clothes and everybody pretends this is normal”. You click a bit, suddenly you’re getting a blowjob near the pool, then a handjob in the bar storage, then fucking some milf in a bungalow with the fan squeaking louder than her. That fan sound annoyed me way too much, by the way, and I still kinda hate it. The loop is simple as hell: find a girl, click to flirt, click more, now she’s on her knees or bent over a balcony with her tits bouncing while the ocean is in the background like a cheesy music video. It’s not subtle at all. But the funny part is, it doesn’t even try to be subtle, and somehow that’s kind of honest.

I’m pretty picky with soundtracks, I collect chiptune tracks and old OSTs like a hoarder, so when I open an adult game and it just has some stock tropical lounge loop, I roll my eyes. Here, the music is whatever, but because the scenes are animated, your brain kind of tunes it out. The animations are actually smoother than they deserve to be for something this braindead. You got these big tit girls in tiny resort outfits, asses that look like they were inflated in Blender, and the classic vacation palette everywhere. One minute you’re watching a milf riding you on a beach chair with sand probably going in places it should not, next minute you’re pounding her from behind in this hotel room that looks like it came from a midrange booking.com listing. I like that, actually. Porny, but not ridiculous sci fi stuff. At the same time, every girl has the same porn logic: two clicks of teasing, maybe a line like “you’re so bad, someone might see us” and then boom, she’s sucking your cock like she got paid for a full hour. Which is hot, yeah, but also, it kills any tension if you care about buildup at all. Though I say that and then still skip half the dialog to reach the anal scene on the sunbed.

There was this moment at the pool bar where I clicked through too fast, and suddenly I’m getting a sloppy blowjob under the counter while the bartender is “not noticing”. The animation loops, her head bobbing, your cum shot triggers, and I literally thought of old SNES games where sprite animations looped a bit too obviously. Except here it’s your dick. And I kinda grinned like an idiot, because it reminded me of playing old ROMs in RetroArch while listening to chip covers of eurodance tracks. Totally different genre, same brain tick. The game is stupidly straightforward, it’s basically a sex buffet: big ass, big tits, oral, vaginal, anal, some handjob foreplay if you click a different option, all dressed up in palm trees and resort uniforms. Sometimes the angles are great, like when you’re fucking a girl from behind on the balcony and the sea is framed perfectly behind her ass. Sometimes the camera goes all weird and you mostly see shoulder and hair and you’re like “move a bit, I want to see the action, not your spine.” There is no romance, no shame, no real story, just a vacation where you are the walking hard-on that everyone is apparently waiting for. And I swear there was one scene I wanted to replay and I couldn’t find it again because I forgot which area I clicked, and that annoyed me more than it should have, but then a different milf bent over a sun lounger and I kinda forgot what I was looking for.

Sometimes you just want trash science and thick mistakes, you know? This game is exactly that: one awkward nerd in a lab, a bunch of sketchy chemicals, and zero adult supervision. It starts all innocent, like some goofy parody of those anime where the genius kid wants to become the next big brain of the world. He’s mixing his “super serum” in this tiny lab, all proud, like he’s breaking new ground. Except the only thing he actually breaks is the size limit on asses and tits. The first time his formula “fails” and you see what it actually does, I laughed out loud and also had to tab out for a second because, yeah, it hits.

The vibe is weirdly cozy and horny at the same time. You’re basically clicking through this visual story where every bad decision he makes leads to someone getting way, way bigger than they were five minutes ago. And not like small upgrade. I’m talking “how is her spine still functioning” kind of growth, bouncing off the screen, clothes surrendering instantly. There’s a really nice rhythm to it: bit of dialogue, some nerdy babbling about cells and enhancement, then boom, another girl drinks the “healthy supplement” and suddenly her ass is doing its own gravity experiment. The CG scenes are the real star here. They don’t pretend to be subtle, it’s just full-on worship of size, curves, and that moment where the character realizes “oh shit, I’m actually getting huge.” One scene where the girl leans on a table and her new tits almost knock over half the equipment had me cackling like an idiot.

What I liked is that the game leans into the fetish instead of apologizing for it. Like, if you’re here, you already know what you want: expansion, growth, bigger, bigger, bigger. And it delivers that in a way that feels playful, not clinical. The nerd boi is such a dork, he talks about his formula like it’s going to win a Nobel Prize, while the player is obviously just waiting to see who gets inflated next. At the same time, some of the dialogue is kinda clunky and tries to be too clever, which slows down the fun when you just want to watch another “oops, wrong dosage” moment. There’s one random line about safety regulations that pissed me off for no reason, like bro, you’re literally turning people into walking sex balloons, nobody cares about your lab coat. Still, when the serum finally kicks in and her hips start outgrowing the chair, music barely matters, writing barely matters, it’s just pure “holy shit, look at that” energy. Honestly the only DLC this needs is more ridiculous aftermath scenes, like trying to fit through doors or sit on a chair that obviously never had a chance. But yeah, he keeps pouring that thicc juice and we keep watching, pretending it’s about “science” while our mouse hand is busy with totally different research.

Ezio looks like the kind of idiot who installs TikTok for “research”, and somehow that’s exactly why this game works. You’re dropped into this school-life sandbox where everyone pretending to be normal, except Ezio and his sister are walking around with animal ears like it’s nothing. Well, she’s not “nothing” about it at all. Margaret is loaded with this ugly little self-hate complex, hiding her ears, her tail, her whole body language, and you can literally watch her freeze up when other students stare for half a second too long. Then you remember you’re controlling the same guy who stares at her reflection in the bathroom mirror like he’s discovered porn for the first time. He’s peeking through doors, catching her changing, jerking off afterward like it’s just part of the morning routine. The game doesn’t try to justify it with some deep lore, it just leans straight into “yeah, this dude is kinda fucked up and also horny as hell.” And it’s really funny, in a shitty, very human way, how often he tries to “help” her with her insecurities and it ends with him mentally undressing her instead.

The voyeur stuff hits fast. You’re in the house, you start learning which rooms creak, where the camera angles let you see a bit too much thigh, when she forgets to lock the bathroom door. There was one moment where I sent Ezio back to his room, opened his phone, and he starts scrolling like he’s bored, but he clearly can’t stop thinking about how her towel slipped earlier. Next thing, he’s grabbing lube from the drawer you didn’t even notice before, and the game just lets you sit there watching him masturbate to this totally ordinary memory of his own sister. No big build-up, no fanfare, just “yeah, he’s doing that now.” It almost feels worse when the scene is quiet. Then at school, you’re walking down the corridor, surrounded by normal students, normal uniforms, and your brain suddenly remembers the way Margaret’s ears twitch when she gets flustered and now every dialogue choice feels like you’re testing how far you can push her. She bends over a desk for something, and the camera lingers exactly long enough that you feel like a creep, but not long enough to click away. The big ass, the big tits, the monster-girl vibe, it’s all right there, but wrapped into this slow, teasing pacing where you start craving the next “accident” more than the actual sex scene. There is one dumb tiny thing that annoyed me: the text box spacing is just a little off, like two pixels too high or something, and my eyes kept going “what is wrong” every time a new line popped, and of course the game never cares about that at all and just keeps throwing horny brother-brain at you until you forget you were even annoyed.

First thing that hit me with Trick or Tease is how it feels like some horny shitpost someone made after scrolling too much Twitter in October, but then it actually kinda works. It’s literally just a tiny Halloween story: three girls in costumes, bored of normal party stuff, decide that instead of candy they want a married guy in a Batman suit. They show up on his porch, he’s trying to be this “good husband” type, they tease him, they push, and in ten minutes you go from “cute cosplay banter” to “ok that marriage is dead, rest in peace.” If you like clean, nice, pure romance, yeah this is not it. The best part for me is how quick it drops the mask. One of the girls is in this maid uniform that looks like something straight from those cheap cosplay sets on Amazon, all short skirt and useless little apron, and she uses it like a weapon. She’s flirting, bending, pressing her thighs around him, doing that “oops did I drop something” trick again and again until you’re like man, just fuck already, stop pretending this is about pumpkin decorations.

I like sad stuff, and the cheating angle here is just mean in a fun way. They keep mentioning his wife, not in a deep way, more like a running joke. “Is your wife home?” “She trusts you, right?” And Batman guy is trying to hold himself back, but you literally watch him fail in real time. The game doesn’t waste time on choices, there is no “good end” where he stays loyal. It’s all kinetic, you just click through and watch him sink deeper. At some point one of the girls climbs on his lap on that porch chair, still in costume top, tits half out, and you see his resolve just melt. They’re laughing, touching, pushing his boundaries, and he’s already too turned on to care. The animations are short but punchy: hips grinding in his lap, her maid skirt flipping up, his hands shaking while he moves her panties aside. And I swear the sound of that stupid plastic Halloween decoration in the background annoyed the shit out of me, but they keep cutting back to it like it’s watching the whole thing. I’m still mad about that crow, or raven, whatever it is.

The cosplay theme is actually kinda hot because it never goes into deep lore. The “Batman” thing is just there as a costume, not some big parody where they overdo the jokes. There’s this quick part where one girl in, I think, a succubus outfit, licks the fake bat logo on his chest and calls him “hero” in this mocking tone, and I felt bad for him and horny at the same time. He’s clearly not some giga-chad, more like a normal dude that picked the wrong house to sit in front of. The girls are the ones in control, especially the maid. She moves from teasing to straight-up riding him on the porch while the others cheer her on, and he keeps glancing at the door like he expects his wife to come out, but nobody does. The camera likes close-ups: panties sliding aside, messy kisses, cum dripping on costume fabric at the end. It’s not romantic, it’s not sweet. It’s dirty, a bit cruel, and very fast, like a quick jerk session between scrolling TikTok and opening Discord. I kinda wish it was longer, but also I like that it just hits that “oh shit he really cheated outside his own house with three Halloween sluts” beat and then cuts off. Also, there’s a pumpkin somewhere that keeps changing place between shots, and it drove me insane.

Guy lives a comfy boring life, then one really bad day turns into his best mistake. He dies. Game just grabs him, throws him into a world full of monsters with curves and claws and cocks and way too much eye contact, and suddenly he is supposed to be some kind of future Monster Lord. No normal dating stuff here, it’s all messy and horny and kind of sweet in a trashy way. You hop between scenes like a point & click cartoon, poking at things you probably shouldn’t, and half the time that means someone ends up naked or at least leaking pre. There is a lot of soft moments hidden under all the filth though, like when a big scary beast girl leans in for a kiss and then just asks if he’s actually ok with all this, right before she pushes his face between her tits and uses them on his dick while her tail plays with his ass. That mix of “I might eat you” and “I might cuddle you after I creampie you twice” hits weirdly nice.

What took me by surprise is how the game doesn’t pretend to be straight only. You get the classic big tits, big ass, sloppy oral, titfuck, pussy dripping on his cock until she milks him dry, all of that, but also the MC getting shy and flustered around pretty boys that don’t even try to look “manly”. One of the traps is drawn insanely cute, like anime idol cute, and the moment he drops his pants and that hard cock pops out, MC just stares too long and you realize “ok, they’re not no-homo-ing this, they actually let him be into it”. That scene where you wake up in a tent, hear noises, and peek out to see him jerking off in the moonlight, cock shining with lube, ears twitching, tail swaying, and you get a voyeurism choice to watch or go help him with your hand or mouth, that felt like something written by someone who actually watches guys, not a token “for the gays” checkbox. At the same time, sometimes it feels like the dude’s attraction flips a bit too fast, like one minute he’s all “I’m not into guys”, next minute he has monster jizz on his tongue and acts like he’s always loved it, but honestly that’s kind of realistic disaster bi energy, I’ve seen worse on Grindr.

Sex pacing jumps all over the place. One chapter teases you forever, lots of groping, slow handjobs, MC teasing nipples on a monster girl with four boobs while she rubs her fat ass on his lap and just makes him beg before he finally shoves into her and fills her pussy, cum dripping down her thighs in a long animated loop. Next chapter, you blink and suddenly he is on his knees with a beastman’s cock in his throat, eyes watering, then getting pinned and fucked until he takes a sloppy creampie and you barely had time to process the setup. I kind of love that chaos and also hate it. Same with the romance. Some routes feel like actual relationships, with cute little talks after masturbation scenes where they just sit around half dressed and awkward, others are more like porn hub clips stitched together. The furry designs swing from adorable to “ok this one looks like a plush toy that learned what choking is” and sometimes the proportions are crazy, like asses so huge they look like they’d break a chair, but that’s half the fun. It’s pretty obvious the dev is just shoving all their kinks in: voyeur stuff, traps, monster girls, oral, tits, asses, lots of messy cum and a male protagonist who slowly stops pretending he isn’t enjoying every second of it. Could have more actual gay romance arcs instead of just sex flags, but I already know they won’t change that and I still keep clicking on every new chapter like an idiot.

Eyvind is not your usual soft twink hero, he is a chunky wolf bastard with scars, attitude and a cock that gets him into trouble faster than his spear. The whole thing starts in this small tavern that looks harmless at first, like one of those generic quest hubs you ignore in other games, and then suddenly it is the most important horny place in your life. Guys come in covered in dust and blood, order a drink, talk about monsters outside the village, and five minutes later they are grinding on each other in the back room, cursing into each other's mouths. The game really leans into that feeling that everyone here is two bad decisions away from sucking someone off behind a barrel. It is very fantasy, but not “serious lore” fantasy, more like “this orc just beat you in a drinking game, now you are on your knees choking on him and neither of you complains.”

You move around that tavern a lot, chatting with rough mercs, mysterious mages, random horny travelers, and every chat can slide into sex if you push it a little. Or if you lose a bet. Or if you lose a fight. Actually losing is pretty hot here, which is kind of evil, because sometimes you realize you wanted to lose from the start. One time I picked a fight with this big lizard guy in the corner, just testing the combat, and the dumb wolf got wrecked in like four turns. Next screen, Eyvind is bent over the table, tail up, getting his ass pounded until you can practically feel his legs shaking, and the lizard keeps talking shit while he pumps him full, creampie dripping down those thick cheeks. And the game is not shy about showing that mess. Same with oral scenes, you get proper sloppy blowjobs, spit strings, tongues, the works. The art is simple but direct, like, it does not pretend to be safe for work, it just wants to make you stare and think “ok, I would absolutely let that bull barbarian use my throat too.”

Outside the tavern you get the adventure side, going into the woods, fighting monsters, doing quests that always somehow end with cock. You pick skills, choose moves in fights, manage your health, but in the back of your mind you know that losing that turn based battle might unlock another filthy scene with a horny beastman pinning Eyvind to the ground. Sometimes I was actually annoyed when I won, because then I only got gold instead of a hot scene with some big brute stuffing him full. And yeah, I know, that is not “correct” way to play, but come on. There is something very fun about watching a proud warrior slowly turn into the tavern’s favorite cum dump, acting tough during the day and then kneeling between the thighs of some muscle bear at night, licking him clean and asking for more. The only thing that pissed me off was this tiny detail with how the tavern counter is drawn, like the angle is weird and it made me crazy every time, but then a horny fox adventurer would drag Eyvind upstairs and I forgot about it. The whole thing feels like someone mashed a classic fantasy RPG with a furry porn comic, spilled some ale on the script, and said “yeah, that is enough, let them fuck.”