Steve wakes up in this blocky sex world like he’s spawned inside some teenager’s wet dream that never got a QA pass. Everything is made of cubes, including the girls, but the game kind of leans into the absurd instead of pretending to be serious. You click through scenes, pick dialogue options, occasionally move him around map-style, and it’s all basically an excuse to watch him try to fuck every redhead, elf, and weird villager girl with square tits. The writing pretends to be this epic adventure, but it’s more like: “walk three steps, crack a joke about wood, accidentally end up balls-deep in some pixel babe who talks like she’s been watching too much Pornhub.” It’s trashy, shameless, and totally self-aware, and that’s kind of the only thing that makes it work. I actually laughed at one line where Steve tries to explain “crafting a relationship” like it’s a pickaxe recipe and then immediately just rails her against a wall. He’s not a hero, he’s a horny idiot with plot armor.

From ethical side though, I have to be honest, the monetization feels like a creeper hiding behind a tree. The game looks silly and cheap on purpose, but then it pokes you with “extra scenes” and “bonus routes” that are clearly tuned to make you either grind boring clicks or pull out a credit card. It’s not loot boxes, but it has that same energy of “you’re already horny, you won’t think too much, just pay a little to see Steve fuck the extra redhead in the cave.” That kind of manipulative design annoys me more than any explicit content. If you put sex front and center, cool, we’re all adults here. But don’t pretend the choices are deep when some routes are practically locked behind micro-pain. And yeah, I know other adult games do way worse, but at least some of them are honest about being cash traps. This one hides behind jokes and parody, like “haha, Minecraft but horny,” while still squeezing for extra coins. I had this moment where I finished a pretty funny scene, and instead of a clean end, it pops a prompt hinting I missed the “premium doggy variation.” At that point it stopped feeling like a dumb fun fantasy and more like a very horny version of Candy Crush tactics. Still, the idea of a blocky guy banging his way through a stupid world ruled by cubes and bad puns is weirdly charming. It just makes me wish the dev trusted their own humor and porn more than their wallet.

Ciri walking into your filthy half broken fortress, already annoyed and already hotter than your browser history, is honestly the perfect mood for this thing. You are not some noble mentor here, more like the horny landlord of Kaer Morhen trying to decide if you want a legendary monster hunter or a legendary cum dumpster, and the game just looks you in the eye and says: “make up your damn mind.” From the first training session it hits that weird mix of parody and actual Witcher nostalgia. One second you are telling her to focus on her stance and sword grip, next second you are noticing they put a lot of effort into her tits bouncing when she screws up the dodge. It’s that kind of energy. You click through what looks like a normal drill, she misses a move, you “punish” her, and the punishment is suddenly way less PG than you expected. In a good way. Or terrible way, depending how pure you lied to yourself you are.

What I liked is that it pretends to be about discipline and routine at the start. Basic fights, alchemy lessons, some spells. Ciri asking legit questions about potions and signs, trying to be serious, you answering like a half competent teacher who is also staring at her ass. Then the options creep in. Say the wrong “encouraging” line? Boom, now she thinks moaning gets her a reward. Make her drink a slightly “experimental” potion? There goes her self control, and suddenly practice swings become grinding on your leg while she tries to explain it is just to “feel the balance of the blade.” The game keeps tossing you choices that feel harmless at first and then five scenes later you realize you built a complete slut and it was absolutely your fault. Or you tried to be nice and strict and it still turned horny, because it is that kind of parody where the universe itself is perverted. Also, the little details are messed up in a fun way. The crack in the wall of her room that you barely notice then ends up in a scene. The empty training yard that somehow turns into the stage for a public “motivation” lesson. Even the money grind to fix bits of the fortress turns out to just unlock new ways to humiliate or empower her, depending which flavor of degenerate you picked that day. It really feels like a long, cursed Tinder date with destiny itself, where every “sure, why not” option bang you in the face three scenes later, and Ciri either stands on the ruins as a badass witcher or kneels in them with her mouth open, because of every tiny horny decision you pretended was “just to see what happens.”

Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.

The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Endowed with unique superpowers, you dive headfirst into defending the city's streets without hesitation, however, the street-level scrambles just don’t match the fiery surge of talent burning inside you. To break free of the mundane, your plan is bold – to join a clandestine, high-stakes program shaping raw powers into true legends, a melting pot controlled by seasoned superheroes whose scars tell brutal stories of survival. And it’s not all shiny badges and bright ideals – lurking villains with wicked plans make every ally suspect and every mission a deadly puzzle. Your choice burns hot – chase the noble glory, or let yourself be seduced by the shadows where villains wield real control. With every step, the city pulses around your choices, hungry to see what kind of legend you become. Step through the gates of this merciless academy and unleash the primal hunger for power, pleasure, and peril that courses through your veins.

Brace yourself for an intense update packed with 8 new Pussymons that bring fresh lust and excitement into your adventure. Each creature is more provocative than the last, ready to tease and please in ways you've never imagined.

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Pussymon feels like somebody mashed a horny Pokémon fanfic with a half-broken RPG Maker project, then just went “yeah ok, ship it” and honestly, I kinda respect that energy. You jump into this whole Brutemon invasion thing, but nobody really cares about lore when the first “capture” ends with you pinning a monster girl to a rock and fucking her silly after throwing some weird orb at her. The world is laid out like a cheap adventure map, lots of tiny areas you poke around in, grabbing items, triggering goofy dialogue, and stumbling into fights that are mostly an excuse to unlock the next sex scene. Sometimes I was actually clicking through the quest text on purpose, because the jokes land more than they should, like the dev is just shitposting in the script and leaving it in. It looks jank, it reads like broken English in places, and somehow that makes the dirty parts hit harder, because it’s not polished porn, it’s like you found some cursed Newgrounds relic that never stopped updating.

The game keeps throwing new pussymon at you and they actually feel different, not just “same girl but recolor”. One is all smug and bratty and calls you a perv before she’s riding you raw five lines later. Another one pretends to be tough in battle, then in the animation she’s clinging to you, gasping and begging for more, tits bouncing everywhere while the loop kinda stutters. The animations themselves are simple but they focus on the important parts: close-up of pussy stretching around your cock, cum flooding out, their faces going from annoyed to fucked dumb. I had one fight where I barely won because I forgot to use a cheat and went in underleveled, then the reward scene was so filthy I reloaded and did it again just to see if I missed something. And no, I still have no idea what the elemental chart is doing right now, it feels like the dev ripped it out halfway and just said “I’ll fix later”, but the game still pretends it matters. I was laughing about that while browsing the Patreon page on my phone, not even for support, just to grab the cheat codes so I could stop grinding and go straight to bullying rare pussymon into surrender sex. There is this tiny sound effect that plays when you confirm an attack that drives me nuts and I hate it, but I kept clicking anyway, because the moment you get a new area and a new monster girl, that little brain itch kicks in again: alright, who am I fucking next.

Engage with a wild array of unique creatures that haunt the depths of hell, where only raw chaos rules. This isn’t a sanctuary for the faint-hearted; it’s a brutal playground where unrelenting desire fuels vicious battles. Your mission is simple yet ruthless: dominate the infernal realm by any means necessary.

Every corner of this world pulses with untamed lust and vicious power plays. You’ll forge alliances with the most deadly denizens – from twisted demons to seductive sirens – each bringing their own ruthless skills and sinful motives to your cause. But alliances aren’t just for show; you must unite these fiendish allies to strengthen your grip on hell’s chaotic throne.

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Story-driven games allow you to rewrite the tale with every decision. The plot twists and turns according to your selected path. Your selections steer the events, shaping the fate of the characters and the world around them.

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Engage fully, embrace the risks of your choices, and savor the multifaceted outcomes spun by your hands. The game awaits those ready to unshackle their fantasies and command their story’s passionate pulse.

A brave group of companions stumbles into the depths of an old manor, lost amidst winding halls and secrets. Every crumbling wall seems to breathe stories soaked in darkness, hinting at ghostly presences haunting the estate's forgotten corners. Fueled by a relentless desire to expose what lies hidden, the group crafts a bold plan to break through the barriers guarding forbidden wings.

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Here, your choices carve paths through the haunted estate, blending adventure, RPG elements, and a creeping sense of dread. The manor’s supernatural aura mingles with intense, provocative encounters that push boundaries, inviting you to explore both fear and forbidden lust.

Let the dense woods surrounding the estate echo with secrets as you delve deeper into the intertwined mysteries of nature and spirit. Prepare for a crescendo of revelation and temptation, where the line between terror and pleasure blurs in thrilling ways.

Step into a world where mystery meets raw desire, and every heartbeat could be your last or the start of something dangerously sublime.