This one feels like someone turned a messy tarot spread into a porn story and forgot to clean anything up, in a good way. You start as this pretty normal guy, very “Two of Cups upright” energy, all cute couple selfies and comfy routine, and then the game just starts pulling cards that should never appear in the same reading unless the client is about to blow up their whole life. First hint is small: a flirty comment at a bar, a look that stays one second too long. Nothing wild. Then suddenly you’re staring at a Lovers reversed, Devil upright combo in human form, watching your girl enjoy attention from someone else while you pretend you’re not jealous and your dick is already answering for you. The story doesn’t really ask you if you’re ok with it. It just… slides from innocent “oh we’re just curious” to “holy shit my girlfriend is on her knees in front of another guy and I’m still here.” And the worst part is it feels believable, like when you scroll Twitter too much and start thinking “open relationship” just means extra content.

The game is kinetic, so no fake “choices” to save you. You just ride the spread the writer laid out: Fool stepping off the cliff, then Sun shining on her bare tits at a house party, then Tower when you realize she enjoys being looked at way more than you were ready for. There’s this one scene at a club where she’s wearing this tight dress, barely covering anything, and you get that combo of pride and stomach knot. She leans on some older guy, laughs in his ear, her hand slides a little too low. You’re not even touching her in that moment. You’re standing there like an extra in your own relationship. The CGs hit that exact humiliation/corruption spot. Not hardcore like some NTR nukes, but more insidious, like a slow poison. Oral in the car with someone else driving, her moaning but you’re the one looking away, pretending your chest isn’t hurting. And then vaginal scenes where you know exactly whose cum is dripping out of her and the MC is trying to act like this is “growth”. By the way, the text uses “open relationship” way too often in one stretch and it annoyed me so much I actually minimized the tab and started scrolling Reddit on my phone. Never really got over that, either. It’s such a small thing but it kept poking my brain.

What I like is how the cards in my head kept flipping every CG. One image feels like Star: she’s glowing, happy, free, tits out on a balcony with neighbors probably watching, and you think “ok, maybe this is hot, maybe I can handle it.” Next scene hits like a 7 of Swords, sneaky and shitty, where she’s texting someone and her smile is different from the one she gives you. The corruption doesn’t scream at you, it just keeps tilting the energy until cheating and swinging feel like the same word said in different tones. There’s a mouth-filling, spit-dripping blowjob shot that honestly gave me Hermit vibes, because the MC looks so alone while watching, even with three people in the room. And then, out of nowhere, you get this soft, almost tender sex scene between the two of you, like the cards reset to Temperance, and you start hoping maybe this will balance out. It doesn’t. The exhibition stuff ramps up, the netorare angle quietly tightens the rope around your neck, and before you realize it, you’re basically reading the story of your own cuck energy you swore you didn’t have. Oh, and for some reason the UI sound when you skip text feels like a cheap mobile notification from WhatsApp, it drove me crazy every single time, and the game never lets you assign a different click noise. I’m still mad about that.

Hinata in the bath already feels a bit like cheating. Steam everywhere, skin all shiny, those half-lazy eyes of hers like she’s in that soft “I’m too shy to say no but I really want it” mode. The game basically locks you in that public bath with her and Sakura, and just lets the dirty ideas snowball. No long intro, no deep plot, it’s literally: you’re here, the girls are naked, the water’s hot, Sakura’s suddenly packing something that definitely isn’t standard Leaf Village curriculum. That futa twist comes in fast and kinda goofy, Sakura just pulls out this “secret jutsu” and boom, thick hard cock between her legs like it always belonged there. It looks big enough that you literally wince for Hinata for a second… then she opens her mouth and that thought runs away pretty quick.

The first horny “oh shit” moment hits when Sakura grabs Hinata by the hair and just shoves that thing right into her face. No romance, no warm-up, just forced blowjob straight away, with Hinata’s lips stretching and water dripping from her chin and mixing with spit. The way her eyes cross a bit when it goes too deep is actually the kind of tiny detail that feels more real than half the “professional” stuff. You click through the animations and it’s simple, almost clunky sometimes, but that roughness kind of turns it into its own kink. Like those old Flash loops we all pretended we didn’t bookmark, where you see the same thrust again and again, but each time you notice another tiny movement in her throat, or how Sakura’s hand tightens around Hinata’s head. There’s not much UI to think about, just big obvious buttons that even someone half distracted on Discord can figure out while alt-tabbing between horny and pretending to work in Google Sheets.

Later when Sakura flips Hinata around into doggystyle, the camera finally pulls back enough to show the bath around them, and I liked that more than I should. The water sloshing, the tile walls, that boring background somehow makes everything feel even dirtier, like they’re defiling some normal public place you’ve walked through a thousand times. Sakura just rails her, hips smacking, fat cock sliding in and out while Hinata’s ass bounces in this almost comical rhythm. There’s this one loop where Hinata’s toes curl and you barely notice it unless you stare, and yeah, I stared. The sound design is very “old porn game” quality, cheap wet slaps and sucking noise that loop a bit too hard, and the moans don’t always match the motion, but your brain fills in the gaps if you’re already turned on. Sakura looks a bit off-model in some angles, Hinata’s boobs physics feel like jelly sometimes, but when she’s down on her knees, cheeks puffed and eyes watering around that cock, none of that matters because it hits exactly the trashy Naruto hentai fantasy it promised. It doesn’t pretend to be anything else.

First time I launched *House of Shinobi*, I kinda laughed because the main menu music tried *so hard* to sound grand and brooding that it looped in this weird offbeat way - almost like the composer’s laptop was overheating. But then something strange happened. I got pulled in. The way the game paces itself - slow, quiet scenes between sudden bursts of raw, filthy intensity - reminds me of watching late-night anime on a borrowed DVD player when the volume button didn’t work and you had to ride the tension between “God, this is hot” and “Please don't let anyone walk in.” That feeling’s still there, buried under all the messy UI. I swear I stared at the save screen for full five minutes wondering which thumbnail was my actual progress. But that’s kind of the point: it’s accidental intimacy mixed with clunky obsession.

When the game goes erotic, it doesn’t hold back. The moans aren’t cleanly recorded; they’re layered like someone mixed them through an old cassette filter, and somehow it fits better than most ‘HD’ adult games. The scenes with Tsunade and Hinata hit different moods - one warm and messy, the other oddly gentle, like you’re being dared to keep eye contact. It’s not just pixel art but deliberate rhythm: the breathing, the softened thuds, the moment right before a slap lands. Even the humiliation stuff - which I usually skip - felt written by someone who hates and loves their characters at once. That inner contradiction, man… it gets under your skin.

The funny part? Every now and then, the sandbox sections drag you into managing chores or wandering alleyways, like filler episodes in the middle of chaos. I both hated and loved it. It kinda reminded me of grinding in *Honey Select* but with accidental moral consequences. And let’s be honest: nobody needs a moral lesson after three back-to-back creampie routes, yet when Kushina looks at you afterward and says nothing, that silence lingers. Maybe the game isn’t trying to say anything deep. Or maybe it’s mocking the idea that desire ever needed a reason. I still don’t like the font, though.

Loona landing in your lap already pissed off is honestly the best mood for this game. She’s not here to be “waifu of the year”, she’s here to snarl, roll her eyes, flirt like a bitch in heat and then act like it never happened. You get thrown into this weird spot where you’re half therapist, half horny tourist in Hell, trying to explain human dating to a hellhound who could rip your throat out or ride your dick in the same sentence. And it actually feels like a date sometimes, not just porn stuck between dialogue boxes. You’re picking answers, reading her reactions, watching her tail twitch when you accidentally say something that hits her soft side. Next second she’s calling you a perv and asking if you brought condoms, like it’s your fault you have eyes.

Art is what really sold me. Hand‑drawn, dirty in the right way, not that soulless AI mush. Lines are a little inconsistent now and then, and I like that, it feels like someone actually sat there, zoomed in too much in Clip Studio, and forgot to fix a finger. Her expressions go from annoyed little fang gremlin to full-on needy bitch in heat, and the animators really leaned into her being a werewolf type girl and not just “girl with dog ears”. Her thighs look heavy, her hips have that bounce, and when she climbs on top, the camera doesn’t shy away. You see drool, her tits press and deform against you, fur framing the angles, tongue out, eyes rolled back. There’s one scene where she’s riding and mocking your rhythm at the same time, and you get the choice to shut her up by grabbing her throat or pulling her closer for a kiss. Both are horny, just in different ways. The kiss option made her go all shy and then double down harder later, which is kinda hot and kinda annoying because she never admits she liked it.

The romance part sneaks up on you like a drunk text. You start just wanting to see Loona naked in this parody Helluva/Hazbin flavored setup, and suddenly you’re reading this dumb little line where she talks about how in Hell, “dates” usually end in blood or contracts, not cuddling on some crappy couch watching trash TV, and you’re like yeah ok, I’d actually hold this stupid wolf girl’s hand. Then the game hits you with a blowjob scene where she’s glaring up while drool and cum leak from her lips, and the romance melts back into pure porn again. Writing is rough around the edges, some lines feel like Google Translate had a hangover, but it matches her attitude somehow. She curses too much, repeats herself, calls you names, and that fits. I wish there was more slow build before the first sex scene, but at the same time the impatient rush is very “Loona” so it probably won’t change and I’ve accepted that. Still thinking about that one ending where she pretends she doesn’t care you picked the soft options, tail wagging like crazy in the background while she tells you she only did this to “blow off steam”. Sure, girl. Whatever you say.