You start as this kinda clueless guy who just wants some easy cash delivering pizza, and suddenly you’re knee deep in a beach resort that feels like it was designed by a horny god with zero HR rules. The whole thing plays like a goofy visual novel that keeps tripping over its own jokes, then somehow landing face first in some really filthy scenes. One second you’re checking a delivery address in a half-busted menu, next second the door opens and there’s a stacked blonde in a bikini top that can’t decide if it’s clothing or suggestion. The game doesn’t even pretend to be serious. You get into these dialogues where you try to sound professional while staring at gigantic tits that basically have their own gravity, and half your choices feel like: “Be polite” or “Accidentally flirt like a horny idiot.” And both usually lead to trouble, just different flavors of it.

What I liked is how they use the “pizza boy” thing as an excuse to throw you into all kinds of weird situations. Like, there’s this delivery to the green haired girl at the pool, and the scene starts normal, just small talk about the order, some dumb jokes about extra cheese, whatever. Then she stretches on the deck chair, her bikini bottom rides up, you get a close-up cg that is absolutely not subtle, and you suddenly notice this small dialogue branch that was easy to miss. If you pick it, she starts teasing you about tips. Not money tips. The tension ramps up quick. The writing is still trying to be funny, but the cg is already full hentai mode, uncensored, skin shining like she’s been soaked in sunscreen for an hour. I had that moment of “ok this is stupid” while at the same time scrolling back to check if there was a way to push the scene even further. Spoiler: there kinda is, but you need to be a bit of an asshole earlier with another girl at the beach bar, which I found by accident. Totally not replay-safe if you pretend to be a good guy all the time.

Then there is the scientist. She shows up like the game took a wrong turn out of Pornhub and fell into some cheap sci fi parody. Lab coat barely closed, tattoos poking from underneath, talking about “testing new code” in the resort system and acting like your dick is part of the experiment. There are bugged text boxes sometimes, stuff flickers, and instead of fixing it she sort of leans into it and starts breaking the fourth wall in this teasing way. She literally blames “code bugs” for why her top keeps disappearing in the cg gallery, like it is a glitch and not that the artist just wanted her naked in every variant. You get this optional scene where she asks you to deliver “special pizza” to her lab at night, and the whole route goes from light comedy to full hentai lab fantasy. Restraints, scanners, her sitting on your lap pretending she is calibrating something, and your choices change tiny details in the cg: glasses on or off, open coat, how rough it gets. It’s not super deep, but it felt more playful than most jam stuff I’ve seen.

The resort itself is full of beach clichés, in a good trashy way. Redhead lifeguard with a body that looks like it violates health and safety, fake wholesome smile, then you notice the way the camera angle keeps dropping to her chest when she “checks your pulse.” There’s a scene where she pretends you might be dehydrated and drags you to the shade. Absolutely no medical training in that scene, just wet lips, tan lines, and an excuse to slide her hand too low when she is “making sure your heart is fine.” The game lets you pick if you play along or try to act innocent, but both paths are horny, just with different banter. The humor is actually not terrible. It’s dumb, meme-ish, full of throwaway lines about late orders and bad mobile data, like someone wrote it while doomscrolling Twitter and watching hentai at the same time. My only real complaint is that sometimes it feels like the choices tease something big and then you just get the same cg with one line changed, but maybe that fits this whole lazy resort mood.

Some of the best bits are smaller things that almost feel like inside jokes for people who crawl adult VN sites too much. There’s a moment where a blonde customer says “don’t worry, I’m legal, this isn’t that kind of game” and then immediately asks you to help rub lotion into places the camera very clearly wants to focus on. Another time, a text popup bugs out and repeats three times, and instead of hiding it they let the scientist comment on how your “route flag is stuck” while her hand slowly moves offscreen on your body in the cg. Stuff like that makes it feel like everyone involved knew exactly what type of trashy, horny beach story they were making and just ran with it. It’s rough, sometimes clumsy, a bit all over the place, and the girls are drawn with that exaggerated hentai logic where every boob looks heavier than your whole torso. But when you are in the middle of a scene, watching sweat drip between giant tits while you’re still holding a pizza box in the corner of the frame, it kind of just clicks. You’re not here for perfect pacing. You’re here because a part-time job at a resort full of hot women and broken code is the exact porn plot your brain secretly wanted and never asked for out loud.

Rich princess with too much money and zero shame suddenly lands in this crappy, noisy neighborhood like she took the wrong Uber and decided to stay. Fancy car, tight dress, tits screaming for attention, that annoying perfect hair. She acts like everyone around is trash, walks like the street is her personal runway, but her curtains are always a little open, lights never really off, and she either has no clue about privacy or wants you to watch. You play the broke guy next door who notices everything, mostly because the building is thin as paper and her moans kind of travel through the walls. At first she’s just this blonde pain in the ass that calls the cops on loud music, then suddenly she starts talking with weird people in suits in the hallway, hiding papers, whispering on the phone at night while half naked. That is when the game quietly tells you: yeah, man, this one has secrets, go dig.

The whole thing is basically about stalking her, but in that fun pervy way where you keep telling yourself “I’m just curious” while you are literally crouched near her window watching her rub herself on those expensive silk sheets. Early on you catch her in the bathroom through a small crack, pushing her fingers deep inside, pressed against the mirror, her ass bouncing while she bites her own shoulder to not scream. It’s not some soft romance either, she plays with herself like she’s angry, like she hates needing it. Then she pretends in public she is this cold upper-class bitch, but in private she humps pillows, grinds the bed, spreads her legs wide and pulls her own tits like they did something wrong. You collect pics, clips, little pieces of info, dig around her trash, check what she hides in drawers when she thinks nobody is looking. At some point you unlock this scene where she falls asleep in this tiny silk nightgown that rides up over her ass, and the game just gives you that terrible idea, you know which one. It does not handle it politely. You get close, feel her breathing, her nipple hard against the thin cloth while she is half passed out from wine, and the options there are not nice-boy material. If that kind of stuff turns you off, this game honestly does not care and keeps going.

There is a weird mix of mystery and porn here. One moment you are zooming in on her ass while she is bent over watering plants on the balcony, the next you are checking some shady document you snapped a photo of, trying to figure out who she is screwing over for cash. She is not just some trophy with big tits, she scams people, manipulates neighbors, flirts with older guys and then blackmails them when they get handsy. Kind of hot, kind of awful. You use that against her, obviously. Catch her touching herself while whispering the name of one of those men, record it, then corner her in the stairway, whisper in her ear exactly what she was doing with those fingers, show her the proof. She looks at you like she wants to claw your face, but her thighs rub together. That tension is the best part. A few scenes later you are behind her on the couch, shoving yourself between her cheeks while she pretends to resist, whispering that she hates you, and then suddenly she is grinding back and begging you not to stop. The “investigation” part is just an excuse to get to that level of control, standing over this rich bitch who thought she was untouchable, watching her on her knees with mascara running, tits bouncing while she chokes around your cock. It’s messy, wrong, dirty in a way that would get your Pornhub recommendations completely ruined, and it leans hard into the whole voyeur, sleep stuff, blackmail, neighbor tension without apologizing for any of it. Honestly I opened it just to check a scene or two, like I do with a lot of random adult games between Telegram notifs and Twitter doomscrolling, and ended up replaying the same balcony spying moment three times just because the way her ass jiggles when she leans over that rail hits something in the brain that Chrome incognito mode was invented for.

Twenty four, broke, kicked out, scrolling porn on your phone in a shitty mood, then you load up this thing and suddenly you’re standing in the hallway of your step aunt’s house, holding a single duffel bag like some failed adult. That opening hit me harder than I expected, honestly. It’s not subtle. The game throws you straight into that feeling of being worthless and embarrassed, while she’s there in the doorway, blonde hair a bit messy, wearing clothes that are absolutely not “proper aunt” level. She talks, actually talks, with real voice lines, and the tone is this weird mix of warm and a bit too soft, like she’s trying not to show how lonely she is. From the Unreal side of my brain, I kept expecting some fancy camera tricks, but it stays tight in POV, just you and her, and that works way better for this kind of teasing vibe than any flashy stuff.

Her first “you can stay as long as you need” line already sounds like a lie, in a good way. There’s this tiny pause, that small breath the VA does, where you feel she wants more than just a tenant. And then the kinetic thing kicks in. No choices, no fake “moral paths”, nothing. You’re strapped into this slow, horny train and it’s going exactly one direction. That annoyed me for like two minutes, since I’m used to branching nonsense, but then the scenes start building on each other so clean that I forgot I even wanted choices. It’s basically daily life with a hot step aunt who pretends she’s only being motherly while her hand stays on your shoulder just a bit too long. The camera angle when you sit at the kitchen table and she leans close, her breasts almost brushing your arm, is honestly so simple but it works. No crazy animations, just enough movement and voice to make your brain go “yeah, she knows what she’s doing.”

The first actual lewd moment is almost irritatingly realistic. It’s not some instant clothes off bullshit. You’re exhausted from your new job, flopped on her couch, and she sits behind you, starts “massaging” your shoulders. Her fingers drift down your chest, and the MC keeps doing that awkward internal monologue, trying to stay polite, like “I shouldn’t think of her like that.” Meanwhile she’s breathing warm in your ear, and you see just the corner of her lips in the frame, this half smile. When her hand slides lower and she pretends to be surprised that you’re hard, that line is delivered so casually it almost feels improvised. Then she strokes you off, slow, with this mix of guilt and hunger in her voice, whispering that it’s just to help you “relax, after such a hard day.” It’s filthy and tender at the same time. I hated that it worked so well on me, because the setup is simple as hell, but the pacing and the teasing sell the whole thing without needing any complicated systems or effects. The game just sits there and goes: you’re broke, you’re stuck, and your only comfort is an older blonde woman who should not be doing this to you, but she keeps doing it anyway, and you keep letting her.

Sara’s the kind of woman you’ve seen a thousand times in real life and basically never in porn games: 35, office drone, tired face, very nice tits hiding under boring blouses, and this permanent “I should do something with my life” vibe. The game takes that mood and just pokes it again and again. It doesn’t try to be smart or deep, it’s honestly pretty dumb and repetitive, but in that way where your brain turns off and your dick kinda takes the wheel. You click through her days at work, come home with her, watch her slowly stop giving a shit about being “proper” and start letting herself get used like a toy. There’s this weird charm in how basic it is. No big story arcs, no dramatic choices, just small steps: a little flirting, a blowjob in a place that really shouldn’t have a blowjob, taking rough anal from a guy that clearly doesn’t even know her last name, things like that. It feels like she slides from “bored office milf” to “I’ll do anything if it makes me feel alive and full” in tiny, dirty increments.

The sex itself hits all the obvious stuff, but it hits it pretty hard. She’s got big boobs, big ass, proper porn body, and the guys are walking clichés with thick cocks and a lot of stamina, which is funny because Sara looks like someone who should be sending spreadsheet emails, not choking on an interracial monster dick behind the office building. Some scenes feel almost like a porn simulator: you’re not doing complicated choices, you’re just guiding what hole gets used and for how long, watching her swap between oral, vaginal, anal like it’s just another boring task on her to-do list, except she’s moaning and drooling instead of typing. I liked how her face sometimes has this “how did I end up here” look even while she’s getting pounded, it makes the male domination angle feel less cartoon villain and more like she just stopped resisting because getting fucked stupid is easier than thinking about Monday meetings. The “real model” vibe helps a lot too, she doesn’t look like a plastic anime doll, more like that blonde from your HR department if she suddenly started letting huge cocks rearrange her. It’s crude, a bit lazy, honestly kind of trashy, and still weirdly hot. You’ll click, jerk, complain about the repetition, then click again anyway, because watching a bored 35-year-old office worker slowly turn her whole life into one big porn loop scratches some very specific, very filthy itch.

I’m gonna be honest, this whole thing feels like somebody looked at a summer fashion catalog and said, “What if we add a horny nephew, a ‘totally not your mom’ landlady and a lot of ass shots?” And then just ran with it. The setup is simple: you’re on vacation in this rented place, stuck alone with her for a week, and the game is basically about how far you can push that weird mix of “respectful tenant” and “guy who can’t stop staring at her tits when she bends over the sink.” It’s not subtle. At all. She’s stacked, blonde, soft in all the right places, and the camera knows it. As a lingerie designer, I kept pausing scenes just to mentally pin fabrics on her curves. There’s this morning scene where she’s making coffee in a thin tank top and shorts that ride so high her ass cheeks basically say hello, and all I could think was, “If that top was cut on bias and in silk, this would be the perfect pre-fuck outfit.” Instead she’s in something super basic and it kind of works, because it feels cheap and real, like clothes ordered in a rush on Amazon.

The pacing is slow in that teasing way. You’re not just instantly choking on her tits. You start with accidental gropes, “oh, I slipped” moments, long looks at wet skin after showers. The game loves those half-innocent touches: a hand on her waist that stays a bit too long, her brushing past you in a bikini where you know damn well there is no support in that top. There’s this balcony scene at sunset that hit me harder than it should. She’s in a light dress, the wind moves the fabric and the outline of her panties is just there, soft and round, and the dev clearly enjoys her ass as much as I do. It’s not just about sex, though. You see her little moods, how she gets flustered, lonely, a bit sad. Sometimes she talks like a mom who’s trying not to admit something, sometimes she’s like a woman who hasn’t been properly fucked in years and her body is screaming before her mouth does. The incest vibe is right under the surface, not shouted, but present enough that you feel it when she gives you that too-long look on the couch. It’s messy and kind of wrong, and that’s the point.

What I like is how physical she feels. The animation focuses on weight: her boobs move when she turns, thighs press together when she sits, her big ass actually compresses against the couch. As someone who d*** lace on mannequins all day, I notice this stuff. I kept imagining a sheer bra on her that fails completely at containing her, or high-cut panties disappearing between her cheeks when you grab her. One masturbation scene absolutely nails that. She thinks you’re asleep, slips into her room in a loose shirt, no bra, and starts touching herself on the bed. Her hand under the fabric, hips grinding, nipples pushing against cotton, and you see her biting her lip, trying to stay quiet. And of course there’s an option to watch like a creep. I hated myself and clicked it anyway. The only thing that annoyed me was this one shot where the camera focuses on the lamp in the background while her perfect ass is slightly out of focus and I wanted to throw my phone. But then the next frame is her spreading her thighs a bit wider, fingers slick, breathing faster, and I forgot I was mad. That’s kind of how the whole game works: it does something clumsy, then throws you a slow, filthy close-up of a milf body and your brain just shuts up.

Jen shows up to this crazy nice apartment with that "I totally can afford this" energy, but you can see in her face she probably checked her banking app twice before ringing the bell. Place is owned by Paula, one of those older blondes who walks like the whole room already belongs to her and she just lets you exist in it for fun. High heels, tight top, those heavy tits that look like they could smother a religion, that kind of vibe. At first it feels like a normal viewing: kitchen, couch, some small talk about work and hobbies, all that polite bullshit. But the camera keeps sitting just a little too low, following her hips, focusing on Jen’s lips when she talks, and you know the whole "rent talk" is heading in a very horny direction. There is this slow tension, like both of them are pretending to talk about square meters and deposits, but they are actually checking each other out and mentally undressing each other step by step.

What I like is that Jen is not some dumb bimbo, she is nervous, yeah, but she pushes back, flirts back, makes jokes, looks away when Paula gets too close, then looks back again like she is trying to decide if she wants to be the good girl or the very bad tenant. You can tell she is into women already, but the game plays it like she is not used to someone like Paula. When Paula leans over to "show the balcony view", her blouse opens just enough and the camera just stays there, tracking the curve of her huge boobs. You hear small little breaths, soft cloth sounds, not just generic porn moans. When things finally break, there is this nice slow build: gentle touches on the arm, hands brushing when they grab the same key, one slightly too long hug when Jen thanks her for "considering a special deal". And then, boom, clothes start coming off and suddenly you see Paula is packing more than just rent demands. Futa reveal is clean, not some shock gag, more like "oh, that explains the confidence".

Sex scenes go hard but still look kind of romantic. Paula takes the lead at first, pushing Jen onto the couch, grinding between those pale thighs, fucking her deep while still kissing her like they are already lovers, not just strangers negotiating rent with body instead of money. There is a lot of focus on tits, on hips, on how Jen’s whole body reacts when she gets railed, and the sounds are actually synced instead of random groaning, which is rare as hell in these games. I also like that they let Jen switch from shy to needy, grabbing Paula, riding her, using that thick cock like she’s trying to earn a lifetime discount. Apartment itself becomes part of the scene: table edges, sofa back, wall mirror that shows Paula pounding her from behind while Jen’s big breasts smack against the glass. It’s short, yeah, and it pretends to be a "visual novel" but you barely have any choices and I kinda hate that, but then Paula is kissing Jen’s neck while sliding inside her again and my brain just turns into white noise. There is this small moment after they cum, where Jen looks totally ruined and happy, lying half on the couch, half on Paula’s chest, and you can almost hear her thinking, "yeah, I’m definitely not paying full rent for this place."

Ugly bastard enjoyers are eating good with this one. It starts almost innocent, with these hot girls in bikinis just hanging around like it’s some cheap summer mobile ad, all shiny skin and big fake smiles, and then the camera kind of lingers too long on this wrinkled old dude in the corner. You know exactly what kind of ride you’re strapped into. The game flips between a male protagonist you actually control a bit and these poor girls’ POV, and that works way better than it should. One second you’re the younger guy thinking with his dick, trying to sneak glances at jiggling tits and fat asses, next scene you’re basically watching an old, ugly biker bastard slowly sink his claws into the same girls. There’s a weird, nasty charm to how unromantic it is. No flowers, no bullshit, just groping in a changing room, a blowjob behind a bar counter, or a hand sliding up a smooth thigh while someone pretends they’re not getting wet from it. The animations help a lot; they’re rough, not Hollywood-level smooth, but the way the boobs bounce when he grabs them, the way the ass ripples when he fucks her from behind, it hits that dirty porn energy instead of “clean VN loop”.

I liked how the sex escalates. It doesn’t just throw you straight to full-on creampie in ten clicks. At first it’s teasing, light groping, some boob pressing under a bikini top that barely fits over those big tits. There’s this scene where the brunette is sitting on a bike, short shorts riding up, and the old bastard just plants his hand on her ass, fingers digging in, and she does that tiny flinch that says “don’t” and “keep going” at the same time. Then later you’re watching him get a lazy titfuck while she looks away, all ashamed, and you can actually feel that NTR sting if you were following her earlier scenes with the younger guy. Oral scenes are dirty too: spit strings, gagging, mascara a bit smudged, and when he finally shoves his cock in and finishes deep, the creampie is shown in detail, not some white blur. The game loves internal shots, which is great and also kind of overused, but I’m not complaining, except when they skip the cleanup and just fade to black. Who does that? Also, the crossover moments are unexpectedly fun, like suddenly seeing a blonde you recognize from another project show up and immediately get manhandled, her bikini pulled aside, ass up and getting pounded while she tries to act like she’s too classy for this. It’s male domination all over the place, a lot of power imbalance, old ugly man on young hot meat, interracial scenes where the contrast is played up hard, and that nice mix of blowjob, handjob, titfuck, vaginal stuff that keeps it from feeling samey, even if the game itself is kind of unapologetically trashy. In a good way. Or a very bad way, depending on what part of you is judging.

Belle feels like that coworker you always half-suspected was trouble, except here she’s already in your apartment, already in your life, already your partner in this weird blurry space between romance and “we’re about to break something important.” The game drops you straight into that mood where work brain hasn’t fully turned off but she’s bouncing around with this secret purchase, acting smug and horny at the same time. It calls itself lighthearted, and yeah, it mostly is, but it keeps poking at those little power fantasies office people usually bury under spreadsheets and Slack messages. One moment you’re joking about expense reports, next moment she’s waving around a magic thing that messes with bodies like it’s a new productivity app. I actually opened Discord mid-play to tell a friend “this woman is absolutely going to ruin the universe,” then went right back because I wanted to see how badly she’d mess you up first. The humor is very “someone wrote this after a long week at work” and that kind of fits. Sometimes a joke lands really stupid and then two screens later she says something filthy and you forget you were rolling your eyes.

The main kick here is watching bodies change in front of you and deciding just how far you let it go. Belle starts off as that cute, slightly chaotic partner type, then the game keeps handing you these little yes/no moments, or “push it more / let it calm down” choices. Her tits don’t just grow, they creep up on you. It feels like the game is going “this is still fine, right?” until suddenly her shirt looks like it’s about to explode and she’s acting like it’s the most natural thing ever. Same with your own body; at one point you’re this regular guy unwinding after work, later you’re glancing at the screen thinking “ok this cock is honestly too big, where does that even go.” When she teases you about “testing capacity” I had that tiny second of “yeah sure, fantasy logic” then she actually tries and you can almost feel the weight of it, like the scene is slightly too cramped for what the writer stuffed in. There’s a moment where she’s redhead hot, tits huge, climbing on you, and the line between playful and almost predatory is very thin, and that’s what lingers. Not the joke, not the silly world-saving comment, just this woman laughing while she slowly rides more of you than seems physically sane.

The structure itself is that VN-style branching, nothing surprising, but the way it uses it feels like you’re in a dirty lab experiment. “What happens if I let her push that button again?” “What if I say no this time?” The game doesn’t explain shit, it just trusts that you understand how these menus work after playing any other VN in browser. I kind of hated the tiny pause before some of the transformation beats. The text sits there, one more click, you know something’s going to swell or stretch, but the pacing is slightly off, like the writer was tabbing between this and Twitter. There’s also this blonde version look that shows up and I actually preferred that over the red, then the scene cuts away right when it’s getting interesting and never circles back, which annoyed me more than any bug would. On the fantasy side it’s not deep lore, it’s just “we found weird power, let’s abuse it” and that actually says something sad about how we treat bodies as toys in media, but then Belle’s giggling while your cock is throbbing and I stop being a responsible academic and just click the filthiest option. I wish they’d done more with the business angle they hint at, like turning office politics into literal body politics, but they don’t and they probably never will, which is almost charming in a lazy way. Anyway, the scene that stuck in my brain is this: you standing there way too hard, she’s bigger, softer, heavier on your lap, saying something stupid like “for science,” and both of you know this isn’t about science at all, it’s just about how far this evening can bend before it snaps.

Office is quiet, Outlook is frozen again, so I alt-tabbed into this thing and suddenly my productivity went to hell. The game throws you into this “normal” married couple setup, except nothing stays normal for more than five clicks. They start as that typical cozy pair who probably has a joint Netflix account and matching coffee mugs, and then you poke a few dialogue options and boom, you’re pushing them straight into every filthy fantasy they were pretending they didn’t have. It’s not subtle. One moment you’re having this cute banter about daily life, next moment you’re choosing if the husband encourages his wife to wear that too-tight top to meet the neighbor or tells her not to… and obviously you click the bad option, because we all know why we’re here. The humor is actually decent, not that “haha so random” cringe, more like sarcastic couple jokes, horny and a bit mean, the kind that sounds like people who have actually been together for years. Sometimes it tries too hard to be funny, but at least it’s not talking to you like you’re a dumb teenager.

What really hooked me is how the wife’s personality shifts depending on what you push her into. You can keep her more shy and romantic, or slowly twist her into this hungry exhibitionist who gets wet just from being stared at, and the change feels earned because it comes from a hundred little choices. There was one scene where the husband “jokingly” dares her to flash in a parked car, and if you keep picking the bolder answers her breathing changes, the way she talks changes, and suddenly the joke’s not a joke anymore. If you go further, you end up in situations where she is flirting way too hard with a guy who should absolutely be off-limits, while the husband watches and pretends he is still in control. He isn’t. The game loves that line between “we are doing this together” and “she is slipping away into her own new kink world.” One route I picked had her drunk on attention from some smug asshole with perfect hair, and the husband is basically half cheering it on and half dying inside. That scene was hot and uncomfortable and I hated it and then replayed it to try an even worse choice. Also, her tits are huge in the nice useless way where a single button on her blouse is technically “clothing,” and the game knows exactly how to frame that, especially when you push her into tighter outfits. The corruption hits slow then hard, like that extra beer you really shouldn’t open during a “quick” lunch break.

Not every branch is gold. There is a path that tries to be all sweet and wholesome, and yeah, it’s cute for five minutes, then you’re just sitting there waiting for someone to get their clothes off properly. Some of the more hardcore options come a bit out of nowhere too, like you pick a slightly edgier choice and suddenly you’re knee-deep in a fetish scene that probably deserved two more steps of buildup. But at the same time, that messy feeling also kinda works for this story, because sex in long relationships is rarely clean and logical anyway. One run I had the wife turning into this bold, dirty talk machine, then a few scenes later she was shy again with a different guy and it felt like the script forgot what route I was on, which annoyed me more than it should. Also I still don’t like one of the blonde side characters; she talks like a TikTok comment section and I kept clicking through her lines just to get to the next bad decision for the main couple. Still, whenever I told myself “okay, last scene, then back to Excel,” I ended up chasing one more branch just to see how far the game would let me push this poor marriage before it snaps or mutates into something even hotter and more broken.