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Are delivered a lot of viagra and valium. Ernie notices that heavy flo is currently taking those pills to utility room. Ernie decided to steal viagra, drink it and to fuck sexy nursie. He awakened a box where pills are where viagra but he can't separate and where is valium. He choose one bottle of pills and drank them. He had a dream that he fucks with nursie that is sexy and he understood that it was just a dream and wrong pills.

You wake up on this fucked up alien rock with nothing in your head except a headache and a dick that apparently has more rights than you do. No tutorial, no friendly AI, no star-map, just you in some half torn prison jumpsuit and a sky that looks like somebody crossbred a nebula with a fever dream. The place is quiet in that way where you know something is watching you, and that something probably has claws and tits bigger than your torso. People in philosophy like to ask “what is a person?” but this game mostly asks “what if every creature that meets you wants to own your body, and sometimes worship it, and sometimes milk it until you literally can’t stand?”

The first alien girl you meet looks half priestess, half hentai search history. Four eyes, soft voice, curves that ignore gravity, and hands that are a bit too interested in human anatomy. She treats you like a rare animal, a relic. Before you even know your own name she already knows the shape of your cock. There is a scene where she studies you like you are some holy artifact, then casually starts stroking you off as “data collection”. It’s not romantic at all and somehow still erotic as hell. You can argue about consent here and yeah, as an ethicist my brain started doing the full moral alarm dance. But my dick voted differently. Funnily, the game just lets you sit in that tension. You are turned on, you are not fully safe, and those soft alien hands keep going, dripping lube, making you groan while she comments on your endurance like it is a lab report.

Later you end up in this underground den where the creatures are less “priestess” and more “monster girl with way too many teeth, thighs like tree trunks, and a tongue that remembers exactly where your weak spots are.” One of them yanks you onto a stone seat, climbs into your lap, those huge tits in your face, and for a moment you actually forget you were shipped here as a convict. She jerks you with one hand, uses her tail for extra grip, and every time you try to talk about freedom or justice she shuts you up with a sloppy kiss and then slides down to give the kind of messy alien blowjob that would get an entire subreddit banned. There is a tiny UI pop-up asking if you want to “resist” and I laughed, because yeah, sure, I am definitely going to click the option that cancels the view of those lips stretched around me, drool and cum mixing, her throat humming with some strange purr while your legs shake. Philosophically, the game is a disaster. As porn? It knows exactly what it is doing and does not apologize for even a second.

Amanda’s Temptation feels like watching that one “too put together” colleague slowly realize she’s absolutely not as innocent as she tells everyone. You start with Amanda, late 20s, tidy life, super proper teacher vibe, and she’s getting lightly bullied by her best friend for being single and “too good.” It sounds harmless at first, just joking around about her not getting laid, but the game does this slow, mean little thing where these jokes start to stick in her head. She goes home, closes the door, and suddenly you’re in her alone time where she’s replaying those comments and touching herself while pretending she’s still in control. The whole game hangs in that tension between “respectable adult woman” and “I kinda want to be used like a slut” energy, and some scenes really step over the line in the best way.

What I liked a lot is how the choices hit her inner voice rather than throwing you right into sex from nowhere. You pick if she answers her friend with fake confidence or quiet embarrassment. Then, later at night, she’s on her bed, phone screen lighting her face, some chat, some porn, some memory about a student’s dad looking at her legs a bit too long, and your earlier choices decide what she focuses on. There are moments where she’s trying to masturbate “normal,” like soft romance fantasy, and then one little decision you made before pushes her brain into something nastier. One path she’s thinking about soft kissing, another path she’s fingering herself to the idea of being talked down to and called out for being thirsty behind that good-girl mask. It’s not subtle at all, but her corruption feels earned, not just flipped like a switch. Unless you pick the most obviously horny options, then yeah, she goes downhill pretty damn fast, which is also fun.

As someone who is poly and usually wants games where I can juggle multiple love interests, this one is weirdly personal. You are basically deciding if Amanda goes for wholesome romance or just gives in and lets herself become the “fuck it, I want everything” version of herself. It never fully becomes a big harem thing, which annoyed me a bit, because the setup is perfect for her to explore several people at once instead of a simple “good route / bad route” logic. Still, the teasing hits hard. Her best friend keeps poking at her, sometimes in a flirty way, sometimes almost cruel, and I kept waiting for that scene where Amanda just snaps and kisses her mid-sentence. Depending on choices, you can steer her closer to that kind of thing or keep her more reserved, but even on the more “sweet” path she ends up touching herself a lot, replaying scenes, imagining different outcomes. The art sells it: the slow change in her expressions, the way her eyes shift from shy to hungry, how her body language moves from closed off to “yeah, look at me.” The romance angle is there, but the real kink is watching her lose the comfort of being a “good teacher” and realizing she likes the dirty thoughts way more than the safe ones. The game never pretends that is not hot as hell.

Arabian Nights vibe but horny and kind of dumb in a good way. That is Exiles for me. You start as this broke orphan in Dumat al-Julfar, doing the servant grind, and the game just throws you into this messy mix of “save the world” and “oops I accidentally saw my mistress naked in the bathhouse” energy. It jumps from serious plot to lewd chaos so fast that at first I thought I misclicked a Ren’Py skip or something. One moment you’re getting lectured about loyalty and duty, next moment you’re pinned against a silk curtain while your patron’s spoiled daughter decides she’s tired of using her fingers and wants your tongue instead. It doesn’t ask if you’re ready for that shift, it just does it. And somehow it works. Kind of like the oldschool era when people played CoC on their school laptop during “homework” and pretended it was just text based RPG.

What I really like is how the scale slowly creeps up. You start cleaning floors and carrying trays in this rich merchant’s house and you think “ok harem sim in fake Arabia, I know this drill” and then suddenly the whole thing opens up into sea travel, cold lands, strange gods, and you’re still the same idiot who gets distracted by cleavage during a world ending prophecy. There was a scene on the ship where a storm is going crazy, crew is panicking, and your main love interest is like “if we die I want to feel you inside me at least once” and she drags you behind some cargo. Wind, rain, her trying to keep quiet while riding you, while the captain is shouting orders on the deck above. That one stuck in my brain. Then later, way north, you’re in some snow covered temple with a warrior priestess, and the dev just goes “yeah, sure, blowjob in front of a half frozen altar, why not”. It has that horny teenager energy but written by someone who actually reads books and still remembers how to be stupid.

The game doesn’t polish itself clean, which I respect. Some pacing is all over the place. You get this nice, slow teasing with your patron, all flirting and almost touching, and then the next girl you meet basically climbs you like a tree after two dialog choices and I was like “ok, calm down, at least pretend you know my name”. Some scenes feel like they were written after too much coffee and then never edited. There’s this bit where you’re talking about the fate of the world and it suddenly turns into a long rant about the price of dates in the market, and I still don’t know if that was supposed to be funny or just leftover draft. Also the UI for backtracking certain choices feels slightly annoying. Not broken, just that tiny itch, like the kind where you keep misclicking on mobile Pornhub because the banner jumps. But the characters carry the whole thing. The shy scholar girl who looks like she’d faint if you say “cock” out loud, then ends up riding your face in a dusty library while you’re supposed to study magic. The icy northern warrior who looks like she’ll gut you, then can’t stop shaking when you finally get her out of that armor and she begs you to go rougher. The game plays like a long term relationship with a very chaotic person: lots of fun sex, a few groan moments, sometimes you roll your eyes, and then it hits you with a scene so hot or so sweet you forgive everything without even trying.

Eve in this game feels like that girl you sometimes see at the corner bar and think, “yeah, she’s hot, but there’s a whole car crash behind those eyes.” And then the game just hands you the steering wheel and says, here, go nuts. She’s early thirties, already did the teen mom thing, already did the drug spiral, already lost her kid to the system. When you start, she’s kinda patched together: shitty bartender gig, cheap apartment that probably smells like old smoke and spilled beer, and this cam profile on Shamecams where she shakes her ass for anonymous tips on a phone that’s always one drop away from dying. It’s not glam at all, and that’s what hooked me. First time the game tossed me into her late shift at the bar, some guy grabs her wrist and for a second I thought it would be just a cliché harassment scene, but then you get this choice like “Laugh it off” or “Snap at him” and it actually matters. I picked the bitchy option, of course, and it snowballed into something worse later, because of course it did. The game is petty like that, in a good way.

The wild part is how it mixes her cam life and her real life until you stop seeing the line. One moment she’s behind the bar rolling her eyes at drunk regulars, next moment she’s home half-undressed trying to look horny for a webcam while some username like “DadNeedsRelease42” spams lowball tips. There was this one cam session where you can decide to stay “softcore” or just say fuck it and go further. I tried to keep her “classy” at first, which is bullshit because she’s already spreading cheeks in a crap apartment, but whatever, I was roleplaying a responsible degenerado. Then later money gets tight and I went all in: toys, dirty talk, letting chat vote if she swallows or not. The game is at its best when it forces you to click the thing you know is bad. You get this tiny text about her shaking, about her remembering her kid, and you still choose the nasty option because the tips are higher and you want to unlock that next filthy scene. I hated myself and also clicked faster.

That late shift at the bar really flips the whole thing. Some sketchy guys show up, and you feel it, that “something is about to go very wrong” vibe. I messed around with the choices, tried being polite, tried being rude, tried flirting, and each run it pushed Eve a bit closer to the edge: a drink she should not take, a back-room talk that turns into a threat, a forced “favor” after hours when the boss conveniently disappears. There is nudity and rough stuff and the game does not pretend she enjoys all of it. Sometimes you can lean into the degradation, make her embrace it, let her moan even when she hates herself. Other times you can try to keep her clean, keep her sober, then five clicks later you say yes to that little baggy anyway because the scene description makes it feel so greasy that you want to see how low she can go. I loved how dirty it is and at the same time I kinda wish it pulled back a bit, then again no, I don’t, I’d be bored. One tiny thing that annoyed me: the way her kid’s visits are described, there’s this one line about a drawing he gives her that repeats too much, and every time it pops up my brain goes “oh this line again” and I lose the mood right when I’m supposed to feel something. But then the next event throws her half-naked in a stranger’s car, probably high, probably lying to herself that she’s still in control, and suddenly I’m right back, clicking through, wondering how much worse I can make it for her before I feel like a monster. Which never really happens.

This one feels like somebody mashed together a space opera, a horny monster-girl dating sim, and the kind of weird cosmic horror you read on your phone when you should sleep, then wrapped it in a mobile-friendly format so you can tap through corruption scenes on the train like a freak. You play this war-tired captain with a past, who pretends to be professional while basically the whole ship is thirsty and made of problems. You have your loyal dog, your new ship, and then the crew walks in and you see curves, tails, claws, extra eyes… and that one smile that says “I might eat you or fuck you, maybe both, you decide the order.” It’s not subtle. You are “chosen” by some elder thing out in the dark, and the game doesn’t waste too much time before it starts mixing that heavy destiny nonsense with very physical rewards. You run missions, poke around new worlds, make choices if you want to be the responsible grown-up captain or the kind of bastard who lets the shadows whisper in his ear while a slime girl wraps around his waist and slowly sinks down on his cock.

As a lingerie designer, my brain kept turning every sex scene into fabrics and cuts. There is this one monster girl with slick, scaled skin that catches the light like latex. The first time you get her alone, she acts all stoic soldier, then the dialogue goes sideways, and suddenly she is bent over a console, tail twitching, begging you to push deeper. I kept thinking “ok, I need a body stocking with scale pattern and a cutout just where he grabs her hips.” And the game lets you go hard. Vaginal, anal, messy creampies where you literally see her body react to being filled, her strange biology trying to keep all that cum inside and failing. It is not shy about the camera staying on the aftermath either, those slow, sticky drips while the text keeps teasing you about how much more she can take. Sometimes it even feels too much, like you are scrolling with one hand and trying not to drop your phone when another eldritch god pops up with tentacles and you are like “ok, can you let me finish with this girl before you threaten the universe again?” The tone jumps from “the fate of humanity” to “you just blew your load inside a demon priestess and now she wants round two” in two clicks, and weirdly it works. On one route I tried being all noble, no corruption, treating the crew like actual people, and still ended up with a horny plant-girl pinning me to the wall, her vines forcing my legs apart while she rides me raw and milks out this deep, thick creampie that the narration describes in way more detail than any star map. The writing is rough in places, some lines feel like someone typed too fast on their phone, but that just makes it nastier, more real, like a dirty sext thread that never got edited. And I love how the monster girls are not just reskinned humans; their bodies react in alien ways when you fuck them, muscles tightening around your shaft in patterns, weird warmths, the way some of them need you to fill them both holes to feel “complete” because of their species’ instincts. It all feels like I should be sketching a new bra cut on my iPad, but instead I just keep tapping “continue” to see which hole the captain ruins next.

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