You’re this pretty average looking dude who somehow ends up running a weird cross‑universe safehouse that’s basically a horny refugee camp for ruined timelines. The game calls them “BIOLOGICAL OTHERWORLD ORGANISM BEINGS IN EXILE”, which is the most forced acronym I’ve seen in a porn game and also kind of genius, because everyone knows what it’s really about the moment those letters show up. Every girl that lands in your base comes from some smashed universe, so you’re not “kidnapping” anyone, you’re “saving” them. Very ethical, at least that’s what I kept telling myself while persuading a certain stretchy mom to try anal “for stress relief”. Zone Zero starts out almost empty, just a hub and a few basic rooms, then slowly turns into this stacked harem hotel where the hallways feel like Comic Con afterparty: Spider‑Gwen arguing with Jinx, Mavis sneaking around with that smug little grin, Ariel walking around like she forgot she’s not under water anymore and those tits need a bra. The game leans hard into parody without even pretending, so you’re flirting with heroines that are basically Marvel, Pixar, old school cartoons, fighting games, whoever, just with names shifted enough to not get lawyers screaming.

Moment to moment, it’s kind of a sandbox dating sim where you ping‑pong between rooms, chat up girls, pick dialogue options and unlock scenes when their affection and your corruption tricks line up. You can be sweet with some of them, actually play the romance angle, go on pseudo‑dates inside your base, help them “adapt” to this new life, which leads into long blowjob scenes or lazy morning vaginal sex where they pretend they’re still not part of your harem. Then there are paths where you lean straight into male domination and the game doesn’t pretend you’re a nice guy at all. There’s BDSM content that creeps in slowly: first a playful spanking on Mavis’ perfect goth ass, then she’s bent over your lap getting her pale cheeks red while she tries to keep her fangs from showing too much. A Spider‑verse girl ends up hogtied with your custom gear, gagged but still trying to talk shit. Some heroines react to tentacle stuff like it’s the most normal thing in the world, others freak out but moan anyway when you use one on their ass and another inside their pussy at the same time. Group sex scenes hit later, when your base starts feeling crowded and someone suggests a “team building” event that turns into a dogpile of Marvel butts, Street Fighter thighs and cartoon curves, with your character in the center trying not to bust too early while a redhead mermaid gives a messy boobjob and Jinx laughs in his face. There’s a lot of masturbation scenes too, caught through cameras or by just walking into the wrong room at the right moment, like Psylocke riding her own fingers while muttering about her lost world, or Helen Parr stretching in ways that would probably snap a normal woman’s spine, just to get the toy deeper. It’s not subtle, it’s not polished, and that’s kind of the charm: a messy, horny multiverse hotel where every corridor is one choice away from oral, anal, spanking, or some ridiculous crossover threesome featuring characters you grew up watching, now kneeling in front of you and calling you “owner” with a straight face.

You know that moment when you’re staring at your screen, cock in hand, thinking “why the hell am I doing this again?” This game basically grabs that pathetic little thought, slaps you with a horny demon girl and goes, “yeah, you are addicted, shut up and enjoy it.” You play this poor bastard who jerks off so much he literally sends a horny prayer into the universe, and instead of a therapist, he gets a whole team of succubi answering the call. Not subtle at all. And it’s not just some random OC girls either, it’s like your private illegal multiverse porn folder came to life. One minute you got this smug redhead spy chick with the gymnast hips and attitude, next moment there’s that stretchy superhero mom whose ass honestly deserves its own loading screen, then you blink and boom, that blonde cosplay girl bouncing on your lap like she’s streaming for OnlyFans. It’s messy and stupid and hot. Mostly hot.

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend you’re a hero. You’re basically a horny lab rat with “superpowers,” so every new girl you summon is part sex toy, part experiment. The “power training” scenes are just excuses for milking sessions, foot worship marathons, deepthroat practice, all wrapped in this half-serious, half-shitpost story about demons and paranormal deals. You get a new ability and your first thought isn’t “how to save the world,” it’s “how many ways can I make this ninja doctor with huge tits lose her mind on my cock.” The game lets you switch from being a controlling bastard, grabbing hair, forcing throats, filling every hole, to just lying back while some smug princess brat steps on your chest, spits on your tip and makes you say “thank you, mistress” before she even touches you. Sometimes it feels like Pornhub category roulette, but in a good way. Or a bad way. Depends on how you feel about drowning in cum.

There’s this one scene that stuck in my brain way too long. You summon this blue-eyed fire princess with that permanent “I’m better than you” face. She looks at your cock like it insulted her ancestors. You use a mind control ability on her, think “oh nice, she’ll become a soft, obedient girl.” Nah. She drops to her knees, smiles with that evil little smirk, and starts a blowjob that feels like she’s trying to ruin you on purpose. Teeth just barely grazing, hands twisting, drool everywhere, eyes rolled back, then she pulls off and wipes her face with her foot, making you lick her toes clean while she calls you her “pet.” I hated how much I loved that. Also the toes animation? Weirdly detailed. Like, someone spent real life hours on those arches and soles, and I can’t decide if I should applaud them or report them to someone. The only thing that annoyed me was this tiny sound effect in one menu that doesn’t match the click, and it’s driving me crazy every single time, and of course it will never get fixed. Anyway, you go from creampies to bukkake stacks to sloppy titfucks, with girls covered in your cum like it’s some cursed skincare routine, and the game just keeps handing you more universes to corrupt. It’s horny, shameless, a bit broken, and honestly feels like your late-night browser history turned into a demon contract you kinda don’t want to escape.

So there's this game called Cartoon Hearts and honestly? It's kinda weird but in that good way where you can't look away from a car crash, except the car crash is horny teenagers and cartoon characters going to high school together.

You play some random dude - because it's always some random dude, isn't it - walking around what looks like a normal city but surprise! Raven's doing her goth thing in art class, Violet Parr's trying not to phase through her desk during math, and Starfire's probably setting something on fire in chemistry because that's just Tuesday for her. The whole setup is unhinged in the best possible way. Like someone took Saturday morning cartoons and said "what if they all went to the same school and had raging hormones?" which is either brilliant or deeply concerning depending on your perspective. The writing bounces between actually clever character interactions and moments where you're like wait did Raven just say that? Because she did and it's weird but also... kinda works?

Each girl's got her whole personality thing going on - shy artist with mysterious vibes, popular athlete who's secretly insecure, alien princess who doesn't understand human customs but definitely understands human anatomy. Standard visual novel fare but with characters you actually recognize instead of Generic Anime Girl #47. The dialogue gets pretty explicit when things heat up, which they do because that's literally the point. Some scenes hit different when it's characters you've known since you were like twelve, creates this whole cognitive dissonance that's either your thing or absolutely not your thing. No middle ground here. The art style does this thing where it tries to stay true to the original designs while making them more... adult-oriented, if you catch my drift. Sometimes it works great, other times Starfire looks like she walked out of a completely different universe than Teen Titans but whatever, you're not here for art consistency anyway.