Golden Breeze feels like that horny summer job you never had but kind of wish you did. You play this dude who got screwed by life early, packed with his mom and sister into this half empty resort that looks nice on the surface, but clearly every wall has a story and probably a stain. You walk around, pick up random jobs, help guests, clean stuff, run errands, and every second person either has a huge ass, ridiculous tits, or some secret they are way too shy and also not shy to share. It starts kind of slow, with simple teasing scenes and flirty dialogue, but the first time the aunt bends over in her office to look for some papers and her shirt rides up and you realize the dev really, really cares about thick milfs, you know what kind of ride you are on. I opened the browser just to “check it for 10 minutes” during a lunch break and suddenly I’m looking at a scene where mom is half undressed in the laundry room, wet shirt, soft moaning, and I’m there thinking "yeah this is exactly the kind of shit I should not be playing at work" while still clicking.

What I like is how casual the sex stuff sneaks in. One moment you are fixing something at the resort, the next some guest is talking about bringing her favorite toy from home, complaining it is too quiet here, asking if you want to “help her test it”. There is a lot of teasing before anything really explicit happens, like the game loves to edge you a bit, then suddenly flips into a stripping scene where a woman with ridiculous curves is grinding like she forgot gravity. The family angle hits harder than I expected too, because you start caring a little about making money to keep everybody safe, then your brain just melts the first time mom leans too close at the pool and those big tits are in your face and the camera kind of lingers there too long. The sister is a slow burn, always around, giving you side eye, acting annoyed, then you walk into her room at night and she is half naked scrolling TikTok with headphones in, and the way the script mixes normal sibling stuff with lewd tension is kinda wrong and kinda hot at the same time. Not gonna pretend it is super deep, the mystery about the rival resort is cool but sometimes I forgot it existed because I was too busy trying to trigger that one scene in the massage room. The sandbox style is a bit messy too, I wandered around the whole map like an idiot trying to figure out how to repeat a strip show I accidentally triggered once. Still, the feeling when you finally catch a character alone at the bar, late, drunk enough to say what she really wants, and suddenly she is guiding your hand under her skirt while talking about how “stressful” work is, that moment hits different.

There is this one scene with toys that kinda sold the game for me. You are helping in a guest room, very normal boring task, then you find this little box under the bed, and she walks in right when you are holding her vibrator like some kind of evidence. She should be angry but instead she locks the door, tells you to keep it, then sits on the edge of the bed and tells you to prove you know how to use it. The build up there, her legs slowly spreading, the sound of the toy starting low, her whispering your name while trying not to be too loud because her friend is in the next room, that felt way hotter than the average “everyone instantly naked” stuff in other games. Some character paths feel unfinished, sometimes the pacing dies and you go do random work tasks with no sex payoff, and I swear the resort map needs like one more shortcut because I am tired of crossing the whole thing to check the same door. But then out of nowhere you get a scene with the aunt in her office at night, drunk, unbuttoned, ranting about money problems and suddenly pulling your hand to her chest, like “you are a man already, right?” while she is clearly fighting herself and losing. The game keeps dropping this mix of guilt, family tension, big asses bouncing like crazy, and quiet moments in the corridors where you just know something filthy is going to happen sooner or later. I opened it for a quick jerk and ended up min-maxing work shifts so I could afford a new room upgrade that maybe, possibly, would unlock another private scene with one specific milf whose swimsuit is one size too small. And no, I am not proud, but yeah, I am absolutely going back to that resort again tomorrow.

Horny Model starts pretty simple on paper: asshole guy wants a girl who doesn’t want him, brings his bro into it, and things go very wrong in that slow, greasy way that makes you keep clicking even while you think “ok this is fucked up.” It’s not some sweet dating sim where you pick flowers and share feelings. This is more like watching a porn shoot where the “casting couch” idea gets stretched over days and weeks, and you’re the one poking every little boundary to see where it snaps. As someone who is poly and usually prefers open consent and everyone talking about feelings, it was weird to enjoy something where the whole point is gradual corruption and manipulation. Weird, but hot. And that made me a bit annoyed at myself and still horny, which is honestly a good combo for an adult game.

The game uses both male and female point of view, which I didn’t expect at first. One moment I’m in Peter’s head, being a smug little shit, pushing Lucy to show “just a bit more” skin for photos, acting like it’s no big deal. Then suddenly I’m looking at things from her side, overthinking everything, horny but confused, convincing herself this is “normal” and she’s just being friendly. That switch hits hard when scenes go from light teasing and “accidental” gropes into rougher stuff, like when the first spanking scene stops being playful and you realize she is already too deep into their game to really say no. There’s a masturbation scene in her room that actually felt kinda real: she’s trying to get off alone, thinking of them, annoyed at herself, then a message pops on her phone and totally changes the mood. It’s not just click sex, it feels messy like real horny brain. I love that. And at the same time, some parts feel rushed, like one moment she’s shy about stripping to underwear, and a couple clicks later she’s taking anal like she’s been training for it. No build-up, just “ok now your ass is ready, I guess.”

What hit me as a poly person is how they slowly turn her into “their” toy instead of just “his” girl. There is this one group scene where Peter and Roger treat her like a shared model, posing her, touching her, talking about her body like it’s a product. It’s totally male domination fantasy, they don’t hide it, but there’s also a fucked up sort of “relationship” feeling between the three. Not healthy at all, but still kind of intimate. Two guys using her, but also caring in their own twisted way: they check if she’s still “comfortable” while double-penetrating her, like that magic word makes it all fine. The AI images are sometimes uneven, tits change shape a bit between scenes, hands look weird here and there, and for some reason I kept noticing the background more than I should. But that unpolished, slightly glitchy look also matches the vibe: like some cursed OnlyFans project that started innocent and then spiraled into full-on sex toy, anal, toys, multiple penetration chaos. I had this moment where she’s half dressed, being teased, and I realized I was silently hoping for an option where she flips it and starts using them instead. That option never came, obviously, and it annoyed me more than the little UI things or the missing transitions. Still, I clicked every single branching choice I could find. And then opened Twitter and acted like I was a normal person again.

Kat’s life is a total mess in the most fun way. One minute she is half naked on stream with cat ears on, milking subs while pretending to “struggle” with some puzzle game, the next she is in a real classroom solving math problems faster than the teacher. Same girl, same big ass stuffed into a way too tight skirt, completely different masks. The game throws you right into that chaos. You are basically riding shotgun in her head while she flips between being the shy nerdy student, the thirsty gamer girl who loves when chat spams emotes, and the bratty little slut who knows exactly how to use her body to get what she wants. It is not subtle. She flashes tits on camera, teases her stepmom in the kitchen while pretending nothing is happening, then goes to campus like her pussy wasn’t just dripping on a gaming chair. Also I swear whoever modeled her boobs is a pervert, they bounce even when she just breathes. That’s praise by the way. Mostly.

The school stuff hits different than usual porn VN trash. You are doing these light puzzle moments and math mini bits while she is literally texting two people she is fucking at the same time. Girlfriend asking if she can come over and “study,” professor sending a voice message about “private tutoring.” You know exactly what kind of oral exam is coming and you still click it. There is this classroom scene where she solves a problem at the board, chalk dust on her fingers, skirt riding up, and you can feel the prof staring at her ass. Later he has her on that same desk, panties around one ankle, hand clamped on the back of her neck while he buries her face in the notebook she used earlier. Creampie on the page with all the equations. Real high level education. And the voice acting helps too. Kat moans through her teeth when she tries to stay quiet, girlfriend’s voice goes all soft when she slides down between Kat’s legs, the stepmom has this deep, lazy “I own you” tone that will probably ruin some people forever. Sometimes the moans sound a bit too clean, like recorded in a padded room, and it pulls you out for a second, but then you get a wet choking sound during a blowjob and forget what you were annoyed about.

What really sticks is how filthy the house feels without actually being dirty. Kitchen looks normal, but you know the stepmom has fucked her there. There is this voyeur moment where Kat sneaks to the door, watches her stepmom stroke herself on the couch, fat cock in her hand, phone in the other, and you can see Kat bite her lip, fingers already under her shorts. The game loves exhibitionism too. She does a cosplay stream in a “safe” school uniform, then slowly unbuttons it while reading dumb messages from chat. At one point she “accidentally” sets the camera a bit too low and you get that perfect under table view while she gives a secret handjob off screen. Only it is not off screen for you. And then you get lesbian scenes with the girlfriend that are full on soft and romantic until Kat just grabs her head and rides her face like she is farming XP. Then later she calls her the “good girl” and you remember that Kat is not actually the victim here, she is the one juggling everyone. The pacing is weird sometimes, it jumps from goofy humor to incest tension to futa domination in a few clicks, like someone flicking TV channels with one hand while masturbating with the other, but that kind of fits. This is exactly the sort of game where a girl solves a math puzzle, sucks a cock as reward, then wipes her mouth and goes back to streaming like nothing happened. And I still hate the tiny mouse cursor in the main menu for some reason, it looks like it belongs in Windows 98, but yeah, anyway.

Alex is one of those guys you swipe past without thinking, until his life starts going to hell and suddenly he’s the center of the mess. Broke college kid, roommate who talks big and thinks with his dick, grades slipping, horny all the time and pretending it’s not a problem. Then that letter shows up. Not email, not some in-game popup, an actual letter that somehow knows way too much about him, about his family, about his debts, about what turns him on when the curtains are closed and the browser is on incognito. It doesn’t welcome him, it tempts him. Take this job, follow these rules, and your money problem “goes away”. Also your morals, but the letter is polite enough not to spell that part out. From the first click, the whole thing feels like when you open a random porn tab “just to peek” and three hours later you’re deep into some weird niche. Except here you’re driving Alex into it, nudging him, or shoving him, depending how horny and cruel you feel that moment.

What I like is how slow some of the corruption hits. It doesn’t instantly throw him into a room full of naked bodies moaning his name. You start small. A look that lingers too long on a milf who really, really shouldn’t be giving him that bedroom stare. A “harmless” strip dare in a place where the cameras are definitely on. A little flirting with someone who already has a partner while you tell yourself it’s just teasing. Then suddenly, you’re juggling scenes where he can screw a stacked older woman against a glass wall, grinding that big ass while she bites her lip and whispers that her husband can’t fuck her like this, and at the same time there’s a younger girl texting him that she’s waiting in his dorm bed, no panties, wanting to taste him. The game lets you be the fake good guy who pretends he “didn’t mean” to cheat, or the full-on bastard who clicks every option that leads to oral under the table, bareback pussy, interracial threesomes, harem routes, all of it. Sometimes you look at a choice and think, ok, this is where it goes too far, this is the netorare stuff I’ll skip, and then they slip in an avoidable branch or a point-and-click detail that makes you hesitate, because you want to see what happens if you let a jealous husband watch, or if you let the girl moan someone else’s name while Alex is buried deep in her. And no, the game doesn’t judge you. That job from the letter? It just keeps giving him new “responsibilities”: undress her, touch there, make her beg, record this, corrupt that. The sci-fi angle sneaks up too, like reality itself is one of the women he’s slowly stripping, layer by layer, until you realize what looked like a normal college drama is actually several hidden worlds rubbing against each other, leaking into his life. You click around a room and suddenly find a device that shouldn’t exist, a file that hints certain “family” lines are more twisted than the characters know, an animated scene where time feels like it slows while you watch bodies move, tits bouncing, tongues working, dripping wet and completely unashamed. By the time multiple endings start to peek through the dialogue, you’re not thinking about “right” or “wrong” anymore. You’re just deciding how far you want Alex to fall, and who you want tangled in his sheets when everything finally breaks.

This one feels like some horny game dev looked at old point and click adventures, got frustrated that you couldn’t just grab the NPC’s tits, and then decided “fine, I’ll do it myself.” You play as this guy who isn’t really a hero, more like a pervy glitch in the system, wandering around a fantasy town where everybody acts like standard NPC background dolls. They repeat the same lines, stand in the same spot, ignore you unless some invisible flag is flipped. Except the fun is exactly that you don’t play by those rules. You poke at the edges, touch what you’re not “supposed” to touch, and the game just goes “yeah ok, that works.” It feels less like you’re following a quest and more like you’re abusing dev mode on a porn server that forgot to log you out.

First time I triggered the shop girl event, I actually laughed. She’s doing her basic dialogue loop, all polite merchant smile, and I just start clicking everywhere like a degenerate speedrunner. Instead of the usual “that doesn’t work,” her clothes start reacting. Little tug here, skirt rides up. Another click, her top just kind of flickers and now her nipples are already out, and she’s still talking like a normal NPC about discounts, like nothing weird is happening. That mix of deadpan NPC chatter with your hand squeezing her ass is stupidly hot. It’s not instant porn-thirst either, the game makes you poke around a bit, figure out where the invisible hotspots are, like a dirty hidden object puzzle. Then you hit the right chain and suddenly she’s bent over the counter, dick in her pussy while the text still pretends you’re “browsing wares.” And yeah, it’s AI CG, you can kinda tell in some frames, the hair blends weird, but then she’s choking on your cock in a short looping animation and you just stop caring about the fingers looking a bit off in one shot.

The whole “free use” vibe is strong, but twisted through this NPC logic. Sometimes you’re basically using her like a toy in public, and the rest of the world just keeps running its script. Monster girl shows up in one scene like she’s just another NPC type, but of course she’s not, she moves slightly wrong, looks a bit too aware. Oral, vaginal, anal, it’s all there, but it’s the way the game ties it to clicking and “breaking” the scene that got me. You’re not picking choices from a list; you’re pushing on the edges of the world, stripping clothes piece by piece, sliding from groping to full-on fucking just by insisting with your mouse like a horny QA tester. It’s short, yeah, and the interface sometimes feels like it’s trolling you with one-pixel hotspots. I swear one of the hover tooltips is misaligned and it annoyed the hell out of me, and then I forgot because I was busy pounding an NPC who’s still reciting her standard welcome line while you cum inside her and the game quietly pretends that’s a normal interaction. Leaderboard brain in me kind of wanted a “fastest to make her swallow” timer, but it’s probably better it’s not there. Or worse. I can’t decide.

You’re the guy on the door of the last more-or-less holy place on earth, and it’s already not holy at all. Secret Refuge sounds like some serious religious bunker, but it feels more like a horny monastery run by people who forgot the original rules and just kept the guilt. Every day the gate buzzes, some fucked-up Outsider stands there telling you their sad story, and you decide: in, out, or “come back when I feel like abusing power.” The fun part is that this isn’t just moral choice button pressing. Your decisions drip into everything. Who you let in changes who walks the halls, who bends the knee, who ends up on their knees in your room while choir music leaks through the walls like a weird joke from the devs.

Inside the shelter, three big factions keep poking at you. There’s the fake-saint crowd trying to keep things “pure” while their nuns and virginal priestesses clearly have tits like heavy pillows and asses that don’t match their sermons. There’s a more practical, dirty group that doesn’t mind corruption at all, as long as you’re useful at the gate and in their beds. And then there’s the “intellectual” religious tech weirdos who built half the AI systems here and pretend they’re above lust, right until your hand is slowly groping under their robes in some candlelit corner and they’re mumbling prayers between moans. I like that the corruption is not just a meter. You see it in how their clothes shrink, how the teasing starts, how sleep sex suddenly becomes an option after a “blessing” ceremony where she drinks a bit too much, lies down in the common dorm, and you stand there staring, half-ashamed and hard as fuck. The game is very casual about male domination, like it’s just another resource to manage: food, faith, obedience, orgasms.

For an adult game, the sound caught me off guard. It’s not huge orchestral stuff, more like dirty little loops that sneak into your brain. Gentle ambient hum in the gate scene, then this soft, almost holy synth chord when you approve someone, but when you start harassing that busty acolyte in a storage room, the track adds this low, slow bass that feels like a heartbeat crawling into your spine. It’s weirdly sexy. Not “high budget sexy” either, there are these tiny glitches in volume, a loop that clicks on itself, and I actually like it. Reminds me of listening to lo-fi porn audio on VLC while another tab is open on a porn site you forgot to pause. The AI-generated CG fits that same vibe: sometimes the girls’ faces look a bit too perfect, or a hand is slightly off, but your brain patches it because the tits and asses are front and center and the animation in the right moments is smooth enough to make you forget you wanted to nitpick. There’s this scene where you catch a religious girl sneaking sweets from a forbidden stockpile, and instead of reporting her, you “punish” her by making her strip piece by piece, with you controlling the pace like a twisted rhythm game. The music stays calm, almost peaceful, while you grope her, make her stroke you, then push her down for slow vaginal sex on the cold floor; the mismatch between soft soundtrack and filthy movements hits way harder than some loud porn beat. The puzzle and management stuff are there, but half of the time you click your way through dialogue only to get back to that one girl you corrupted from shy believer to sleep toy, waiting in your bunk, snoring lightly, panties already sliding off because you trained her that way. Honestly, I wish the phone UI for the mobile browser version had slightly bigger buttons during one-handed moments, but that’s not going to change and maybe it shouldn’t. Makes every misclick feel like part of the mess you’re making, inside this supposed shelter and inside your own head.

Game feels like opening an old Facebook chat with your childhood crush and then immediately getting dragged into the kind of horny soap opera you only admit watching when your VPN is on. You start as this guy who used to be super close with Emilia, then shit went bad, family moved, classic “I’ll totally message you” lie, and now, many years later, life decides to throw you right back into her orbit. And not just hers. She has younger twin sisters now, and they’re grown, hot, way too grabby for their own good, and apparently never learned the word “boundaries.” The game basically locks you into this messy reunion where awkward nostalgia, unresolved drama, and slow-burn romance keep crashing into handsy teasing and full-on sex like some horny soap that forgot how brakes work.

Most of it plays like a kinetic story, so you don’t get that much choice, but it actually kind of fits this one. It feels more like binging one of those trashy Netflix dramas on autopilot while half your brain is busy thinking “ok but if she’s mad at him, why is her hand on his dick right now?” The MC is still a virgin at the start, which is honestly hilarious with how fast everyone around him flips from “long time no see” to “hey, let me grind on your lap.” There’s a strong focus on teasing, slow groping, stripping piece by piece, that kind of thing, before the more hardcore stuff starts. Animated scenes help a lot; there’s this one moment in the living room where one of the twins is “just joking” by climbing in your lap, and the way her hips move in the animation is way more indecent than anything she actually says. Feels like the dev knew exactly which angle people pause on in other games and just locked the camera there.

Sex itself goes pretty far. Handjobs that feel messy and clumsy in a good way, deep oral where the girl’s eyes water and she has to pull back, interracial scenes that are actually framed like real encounters instead of some weird fetish ad, and more emotional romance stuff too, where Emilia finally stops pretending she doesn’t care. Then out of nowhere the game just slams you with real graphic violence in some parts. Like, soft lighting, half-naked girl giggling, then suddenly someone gets hurt badly and there’s blood and you’re sitting there like you accidentally clicked the wrong tab. Honestly it hit harder because the rest of the game is all warm bodies and dumb jokes and then, bam. They use it to push the story forward, tie into the big life event that brings everybody together again, but it still catches you off guard. There are multiple endings depending on your route and how you handle the emotional stuff, though you can’t sidestep the sex anyway, which is kind of the point. The twins are playful and bratty and clearly into groping and messing with you, Emilia is the slow-burn heart of the story, and you’re stuck in the middle, trying to figure out if this is a romance, a porn game, or that one night your brain keeps replaying when you’re trying to sleep.

Christmas porn games usually feel like cheap tinsel, right? Bright, loud, gone in one click. This one is more like walking into a cozy cabin, then realizing the walls are padded for all the wrong reasons. You start with Bridgette doing that desperate housewife routine, all dressed up in a tight little Santa outfit that honestly looks more like she lost half of it on the way home. She’s trying to fix her boring, dead-bedroom marriage to Mark, this sweaty gamer husband who cares more about his screen than her actual pussy sitting five meters away. She wiggles into lingerie, does the “surprise honey” thing, and you can feel how awkward it is when he barely looks up. That part kind of hurt in a real way, actually. You get these little idle moments where she’s pacing the cabin, horny, annoyed, talking to herself, stripping layer by layer, and you’re just waiting for something to snap. And it does, but not how she planned. That crash downstairs? Total shift in mood. One second it’s silent-night sad, next second it’s “oh, fuck, we’re not in Hallmark land anymore”.

The fantasy kicks in fast after that, like the game suddenly rips off the cozy sweater and throws it in the fire. The dudes who show up feel like some fucked up mix of Santa’s helpers and home invasion crew, full-on male domination vibe from the first grab. There’s no romance, no slow build, just “you dressed like a slutty Santa, you’ll get used like one”. You don’t sit through long tutorials or any of that bullshit. One moment she’s arguing in her head about Mark, next moment she’s on her knees with a dick shoved in her mouth, mascara already wrecked, trying to talk and gagging instead. The 3D models sell it pretty well, honestly. Her body reacts, she twitches, you see the panic mix with that fucked up arousal the game leans into. Group scenes come in quick, like they all agreed the safe word is “not tonight” and then ignored it on purpose. You get those classic shots of her pinned on the table, Christmas lights half wrapped around her, one guy buried in her throat while another is pounding her bare pussy so hard the whole screen feels like it’s moving. Creampies are front and center: thick, messy, sometimes they don’t even pull out, just hold her hips down and fill her like she actually is that Christmas turkey. And then a third dude lines up. At some point there’s this ridiculous bit where they joke about stuffing her stockings and it made me laugh even while she was getting used like a toy.

What I liked is that it doesn’t pretend to be “nice”. There’s this dirty little grin in the whole thing, like the game knows it’s wrong and plays with it. The dark humor hits in weird moments, like Bridgette trying to keep some dignity while someone wipes cum off her cheek with a Santa hat. Or Mark still half-ignoring everything, headphones on, while in the other room his wife is choking on cock and taking hard vaginal pounding like a free Christmas bonus. Sometimes it’s hot as hell, sometimes it feels a bit too much, sometimes both at the same time. Gangbang setup is pretty straightforward but the details keep it fun: one guy smacking her ass red while another pulls her hair back so she has to look up while she’s getting used. Her moans change, there’s those little broken sounds when they push too deep or hold her too long on a cock, and you see the moment she just gives in and stops pretending she isn’t enjoying parts of it. They use her mouth, her pussy, talk about “ruining” her for her useless husband, and it kind of works too well. I do wish there was one tiny moment of slow sex just for contrast, but that’s never happening here. It stays rough, filthy, and group-focused from the first grab to the last sticky drip running out of her. Not subtle, not soft, just Christmas on hard mode.

Intertwined feels like somebody smashed together a horny gay romance, creepy cosmic horror and furry body weirdness, then wrapped it in a visual novel that pretends to be gentle but keeps poking places you try not to think about. You play a guy who is very much not okay, walking around in this fantasy world that looks normal on the surface and then suddenly is not normal at all. The game never just goes “here is your route, pick your boyfriend.” Instead it keeps a quiet little score in the background with this devotion thing, and then later the story suddenly remembers that choice you made when you were half distracted scrolling Twitter and hits you with “oh you wanted this, remember?” That part actually got me to close Chrome on my phone a few times and stare at my ceiling, which is not what I usually expect from a porn game where I was mostly trying to see some cock and maybe a cute tail. The sex scenes are not thrown at you every five minutes, they sneak up on you when you are emotionally soft, after some death talk or some heavy trauma shit, and I kind of hated that and also loved it. One minute you are reading about someone’s wounds and the next you are watching two guys tear each other’s clothes off in a ruined temple like this is a therapy session with dicks out. The stripping is sometimes playful, like “oops my shirt fell,” but then you get stuff where you are forced to stand half naked in someplace you really should not, while monsters and maybe gods are watching, and that hits the exhibitionism nerve in a nasty good way. It is lewd, but sweaty, nervous-lewd, not “haha porn logic.”

I tried my best to skip combat or violence when possible, and the game actually lets you be that kind of soft idiot. You can avoid some fights by talking, flirting, or just choosing not to push people, which I appreciate, but then consequence bites you in the ass later because you did not grow the balls the story wanted you to grow. Bodies are not fixed here. One scene you are still just a scared human guy, later you wake up with claws, fur, or things under your skin that move wrong, and the text leans hard into that transformation horror. It is sexy and gross at the same time, like your own reflection is trying to seduce you while also whispering that you are not really you anymore. The furry stuff is not just “he has ears and a tail, please clap.” There is this slow, squirmy feeling of changing into something more wild, more dangerous, and sometimes that turns you on against your own will, which is fucked up in a way that works here. Some of the romance routes feel cozy and warm, with two guys just trying to hold each other together in a broken world, and then out of nowhere the story drops another mental breakdown or suicide memory and I suddenly wonder why I was jerking off five minutes earlier. The art is 2D and actually expressive, like faces change a lot, not just copy paste, but every now and then a hand looks a bit weird and it stuck in my head way more than it should. I kept poking the save slots like a maniac because the devotion system loves to lock scenes behind “you were not devoted enough” or “you were devoted to the wrong thing,” so there is this slightly toxic replay feeling where you go back just to see that one alternate sex scene with more skin and maybe more teeth. Best way to enjoy it? Play horny, but don’t rush the text. Let the quiet moments and the fucked up cosmic stuff marinate, then when the clothes finally come off, ride that scene for every dirty, uncomfortable, delicious second.

Guy wakes up from a nasty bike crash, his girl is dead, his body is somehow fine, his head is a mess. He thinks: new city, new university, new life, forget everything. Of course it goes to shit immediately. You’re walking into this school full of tight uniforms and way too short skirts, trying to act normal, and the game keeps reminding you that you shouldn’t even be alive. You’re this mix of horny and broken, which is honestly relatable after a long workday when your brain is mush but your dick still loads Chrome by muscle memory. One moment you’re in class pretending to take notes, next moment you’re staring at the teacher’s blouse and the little gap between buttons, then some creepy flicker in the corner of the screen like reality just hiccuped. It plays with that switch a lot: you’re laughing at a dumb joke, then suddenly you remember your dead girlfriend’s voice and the whole scene turns weirdly cold.

The sex stuff hits slow at first. Lots of teasing, legs crossing, girls leaning way too close, that kind of cocky flirting where you’re not sure if they’re into you or just bored. The milf professor who “cares about your trauma” but sits on the desk so you can see the shape of her ass in that tight skirt. A classmate who sends you a “homework question” pic that absolutely is not safe for study group. There’s a scene where you’re stuck in a stairwell during a fire drill, watching a girl change her shirt through this tiny glass window, and you can back out like a decent human or keep watching while she slips off her bra and you see those huge tits bounce, and the game actually reacts to that choice later. Handjob behind the gym after practice, messy blowjob in a parked car while some weird shadow moves in the background like something else is watching both of you. That part hit hard, because you’re trying to focus on her tongue and the little spit strings and instead your brain is like “hey remember your dead girl, remember her throat taking you, remember the blood”. It’s horny and fucked up at the same time and the game doesn’t try to clean it.

The best part and also the most annoying is how often it lets you be an asshole or a softie and both feel wrong. You flirt with this shy girl who clearly has a crush, she’s clumsy, big ass in those tight jeans, and you can push her into stripping for you in some empty classroom. It’s hot, she’s blushing, slowly pulling her panties to her knees, you can see a bit of her wetness catching the light, and your guy still flashes to his ex lying broken on the road. Romantic route tries to happen, but the world keeps glitching, you keep seeing that accident, and sometimes the game hits you with graphic stuff out of nowhere, like a quick shot of torn skin or crushed helmet, just long enough to kill your boner for a second. Talking to the milf in her office about “moving on” turns into her on her knees, stroking you slow, asking if you’re thinking of her or the girl who died, and you almost want to close the tab, but of course you don’t. I wish the pacing wasn’t so jumpy sometimes, like it goes from goofy meme humor in group chat to “oh look, maybe something supernatural wants you dead” in two clicks, but then I’m sitting on public transport with one earbud half in, pretending to read emails, watching a fully animated sex scene where you pin a girl against a dorm wall and fuck her raw while her phone flashlight keeps turning on and off. And in the reflection of the window behind you, there’s something standing there, just looking. You finish anyway.