So you're telling me someone made a Simpsons porn game where you're basically reliving high school but with all the MILF characters from Springfield? Yeah, that's... actually kind of brilliant in the most degenerate way possible. The setup is weird as hell - you're this college-aged dude who somehow ends up living with the Simpson family and attending adult education classes filled with women who couldn't finish school on time. Like, why is Marge there? Did she drop out to have Bart? The logic doesn't matter because honestly, who's playing this for the plot consistency?

The whole thing plays like someone's horny fever dream crossed with a life simulator. You've got your basic needs to manage - shower regularly or just spam deodorant like some kind of antisocial gremlin, get a job to afford gifts for the ladies, and navigate this bizarre social ecosystem where you're flirting with everyone from Lisa's teacher Ms. Krabappel to that country singer Lurleen who appeared in like three episodes. The corruption mechanics are pretty standard fare, you know the drill - start innocent, gradually push boundaries until you're balls deep in cartoon pussy. What gets me is how they included deep cuts like Janey Powell and the Mackleberry twins. Someone really did their homework on Springfield's female population.

But here's where it gets actually interesting - the sandbox nature means you can completely ignore half the cast and just focus on your favorites. Want to spend the entire game trying to bang Marge while Homer's at work? Go for it. More interested in the school setting with younger characters? They got you covered. The voyeurism elements add this creepy layer where you're basically stalking these women around town, which... look, it's fucked up but it works for what this is. The animated scenes aren't anything revolutionary but they do the job, and there's enough variety in the handjobs and vaginal scenes to keep things from getting too repetitive. Though honestly, the humor is hit or miss - sometimes it captures that Simpsons wit, other times it feels like bad fanfiction written by a horny teenager.

Moon Town feels like somebody took a fanfic forum, a small horny village and a half-finished life sim and shook them together until weird chemistry started. You land there basically broke, parents gone, no safety net, and the game just kind of shrugs and says “ok, now what?” It doesn’t hold your hand, which is nice until you walk into the wrong bar shift, piss off the wrong coworker and suddenly your “romance” with them is a passive aggressive war carried out through text messages and cold shoulders. That part actually felt more real than half of the porn games on Steam. One moment I was tapping through a cute chat with Hana about her favorite music while running on the treadmill, next moment she brings up that one night where I flirted with Charlotte at work and the whole mood flips from soft to sharp. Sex here doesn’t drop from the sky; you can ruin it with one badly timed choice and the game does not care if you save scummed. I tried that in another tab on Chrome and the app system still remembered stuff I texted earlier, so my “perfect” run looked like a messy canon rewrite where the plot holes are all my fault.

What I really liked is how your horny brain is constantly fighting your grind brain. You’re in the gym, sweating to push stamina up, checking that in-game phone every few seconds to see if Dante finally replied to your risky selfie, and at the same time watching the calendar because your rent is coming and you took too many shifts off to go on “dates.” There’s this one evening where I had to decide between a night shift with good cash or a rooftop hangout with Joshua. I went for the cash, thought I was being smart, and next time I saw Joshua he was colder, chat options shorter, like he was turning from love interest to background NPC. Later, when the clothes finally come off, the sex scenes feel earned, not just tacked on. Charlotte’s first explicit scene with my male MC hit harder because we had all this flirty back-and-forth on the phone, small jealous moments at work, plus me actually showing up to her birthday on the calendar. The scene itself is dirty in a nice way, lots of attention to small details like her changing expression when you choose to tease instead of rush. It still has rough spots, like some transitions are stiff and sometimes a line sounds like bad translated doujin, but that actually made it weirdly charming for me as non-native too. Feels like reading ambitious fanfic that sometimes forgets what tense it was using, yet you still stay up clicking because you want to see if your “canon” version ends in love, manipulation, or some fucked-up mix of both where you’re sexting one character from bed with another one quietly sleeping next to you, and the game silently judges you by logging it all in that little stats screen you keep pretending not to look at.

You are a detective from a small provincial town. Five years ago, your sister Norika disappeared without a trace. The memories of her and your relationship with her still haunt you, but you've lost all hope of finding her. However, the death of your brother and some unexpected news push you to pull yourself together once more. Immerse yourself in a captivating story, investigate the case, and find your sister.
Along the way, every choice you make will have consequences, shaping the storyline and determining the ending. A plethora of charming ladies and captivating H-scenes will keep you entertained.​

I swear this game started like a joke. I opened it expecting some lazy swipe-right simulator with recycled anime faces, but it slapped me with this weird mix of horny sincerity and unhinged chaos. The first match I got wasn’t even hot at first glance - looked like someone’s OC from a forgotten DeviantArt page - but ten minutes later I was reading her chat logs like they were gospel. The writing flirts between cringe and genius. Sometimes she’ll tease you with a line that sounds like it came from a bad fanfic, then follow it with something so filthy it short-circuits your brain. I caught myself grinning like an idiot. That’s embarrassing to admit, but whatever.

There’s this rhythm to it, like the devs knew exactly how long to keep you waiting before dropping the next explicit scene. Not that the pacing’s perfect - half the time I was yelling at my phone because the dialogue wheel bugged out or the transitions froze mid-thrust (yeah, that happened). But when it works, it *really* works. The futa characters all have that exaggerated anatomy thing going on - huge everything - but it’s not just about size. There’s personality behind it, like each one’s got a story that’s been fermenting in some dark corner of the internet for years. You can tell someone poured way too much love into making sure the teasing feels personal. It’s messy, sure, but that’s kind of the charm.

The weirdest part? The game pretends to be about romance, but it’s really about control. You think you’re choosing dialogue options, but half the time the girls are steering you like a toy. There’s a scene with a rooftop confession that spirals into something obscene so fast I actually laughed out loud. It shouldn’t work. It does. And yet, I still hate that the text font looks like something from a 2009 flash game. Why is that what sticks with me? Maybe because everything else feels too alive, too raw, like it shouldn’t even be on a phone screen.

Lily starts as that kind of girl you scroll past on Instagram and think, yeah, cute, but she probably just posts coffee and lecture notes. Then the game opens and she is literally staring at the OnlyPorn sign-up page, and you feel that little itch like, ok, this is going to escalate fast. It’s not a slow burn at all, which I liked and also kind of hated, because the first time she records herself playing with a toy, I hadn’t even finished messing with stats and suddenly I’m in POV view of her fingers between her thighs and the first creampie talk shows up like it’s totally normal. The game treats her “career change” the way idle clickers treat gold income: numbers going up, clothes going down. You juggle her energy, horniness and whatever social meter they call it, keep booking shoots or one-on-one fan meets, and everything spirals. One day she’s testing a basic dildo on cam, next run you’re lining up a group shoot where she’s on all fours, tits bouncing, one guy in her ass, one in her pussy, and someone else is just using her mouth like a free toy. There’s no big speech about her losing innocence, it’s more like, “Oh, look, your blowjob skill leveled, congrats, now people will pay more to watch her swallow.”

What I liked a lot is how the routes sort of feel like male love interests without the “love” part. You get the rich suit who treats her like a high-end escort and wants elegant hotel bondage and footjobs under the table while his friends pretend not to watch. There’s the gym guy, all muscles and zero brain cells, who mostly exists to pick her up and fuck her against mirrors, cum dripping down her thighs while she laughs like she didn’t almost fall. There is one soft boy who starts as a virgin fan, and that route hurts in a sexy way, because you’re basically training him while corrupting her, using POV scenes where she guides his hand on her boob, then suddenly she’s riding him and he’s whining he’s gonna cum too fast, and you have that tiny otome brain cell screaming “protect him” while the game just gives you a “humiliate” option. And yeah, I clicked it. And yeah, it was hot when she called him her “practice toy” while milking him for the third time. The lesbian bits sneak in too, like side content, but some of the best teasing is there: Lily grinding against another camgirl on a couch, both of them topless, hands sliding to places the camera “accidentally” catches. There’s a voyeurism angle with streaming where you schedule public stuff, like flashing in a changing room or masturbating in front of a window, and chat explodes, and of course the game rewards you for being a shameless exhibitionist. The management part is simple on paper, but I kept restarting runs because I wanted different kinks to show up: one cycle I focused on domination perks and suddenly she’s pinning guys down, using their faces, making them jerk off while she barely touches them, spitting casual insults like it’s her native language. Another run I went more submissive and you get scenes where she’s collared, used by multiple men, her ass reddened, cum dripping from both holes while the game treats it as “good performance.” Some dream scenes try to push it further with weird futa teasing and soft NTR vibes, but they stay optional, and I actually forgot to turn off one kink in the settings and got a pegging surprise that made me pause for a second and then just shrug and keep going. Still annoyed I cannot change her haircut, by the way. No reason, it just bothers me every time I open the wardrobe menu and see it stuck like that. Anyway, the animations are surprisingly expressive, tits have actual weight, the way she arches when she orgasms feels more like a person than a loop, and hearing the little breathy whimpers layered over wet sound effects while the money counter ticks up is the sort of trashy satisfaction that had me telling myself “one more day” and then grinding a full new cycle because I wanted to see what happens when her corruption hits max and she starts suggesting group sex ideas before the fans even ask.

I went into this one thinking it will be just another click sex gallery with some fake “choices”, then suddenly I realize I’ve spent half my lunch break just walking around, talking to people and poking at every little menu like some horny tourist who also really likes spreadsheets. The game throws you in as a male protagonist with way too much freedom for his own good. You’re not dragged from scene to scene, you kinda wander, test boundaries, annoy NPCs, and sometimes you accidentally unlock a blowjob in a place where you just came to check the vending machine prices. It feels messy in that good way, like an old porn folder mixed with a half-finished life sim.

The whole thing is built around this slow, sandbox rhythm. You wake up, decide what to do, who to stalk, who to be nice with, and when to push for something more. One moment I’m checking stats like a nerd in a gacha game, the next I’m getting a lazy handjob on some couch while the girl complains about my earlier choices. The real model AI-style art is weirdly addicting. Sometimes it looks almost like screenshots stolen from OnlyFans with that “I shot this in my bedroom with shitty light” vibe. Other times the faces glitch a bit and it’s like you’re fucking a magazine cutout that moved too much. I actually like that. It feels less plastic than most polished hentai. There’s this one animated scene where she’s riding you, and her hair moves just a bit wrong and I spent a full minute staring like, is this hot or cursed, and then I realized I had already clicked “repeat” twice.

Sex-wise it doesn’t play shy at all. You get vaginal right away if you push for it, but the game really shines when you take your time, tease, piss people off, then somehow still talk them into spreading their legs. The build up makes even a simple blowjob feel earned. There’s this oral scene in a cramped bathroom where she’s on her knees, half annoyed, half turned on, and the animation has her eyes flicking up at you at the wrong rhythm, which kinda makes it even dirtier. Anal opens up later and the game doesn’t pretend it’s tender or romantic. It’s rough, a bit violent in tone, with her swearing at you and then grinding back harder. One anal animation looks like some porn GIF you’d find on a sketchy Telegram channel, and I mean that as praise. Footjob stuff pops up if you chase the right dialogue branches: she pushes you down, heels still on, toes wrapped around your dick, and you’re thinking “why do I like this low-res floor texture so much”. The simulator side of it is not deep like a big RPG, but you feel your choices stacking: say the wrong shit, you get ignored; push the right button, you suddenly have her spitting on your cock behind a locked door. There is violence mixed here and there too, not like gore or something, but rough scenes with slaps, grabbing, that kind of edge that makes the sweet scenes feel strange later.

The pacing is all over the place, in a good way and a bad way at same time. Sometimes you wander too long with no payoff, clicking around the map like a Tinder addict refreshing matches, and nothing happens besides a couple of repeated lines. Then suddenly you stumble into a full animated sequence where she jerks you off, spits on it, then switches to sucking you, then back to hand again, like a porn editor who refused to cut anything. Some conversations are written like a machine trying to flirt, but then one line hits perfect and actually feels human, especially when she teases you for being too eager, or bored, or broke. I had one run where I focused only on being a decent guy, no pushing, no creepy stuff, and I still ended up with her sitting on my lap, grinding, saying she “didn’t plan this today” while the text options quietly pretend you totally did. It’s not pretty in a polished way. Half the UI feels like something a horny coder threw together between Discord messages. But somehow, when you finally pin her to the bed, or when she wraps her feet around you with that half-smirk, everything before clicks in your brain like “yeah, this is exactly the trashy fantasy I signed up for, and it’s taking itself just serious enough to work and not serious at all at same time.”

Jake is that kind of protagonist who looks normal at first and then you realize his whole life is basically horny paranormal chaos. Fresh grad, new big city, living with his brother, trying to be a decent guy, except there is literal Lust crawling around in his head and whispering “hey, what if you just… tweak that girl’s brain a little.” The game throws you right into that vibe where half the time you’re flirting on campus or at some shitty coffee place, and the other half you’re staring at some hellish demon with way too many teeth and tentacles, while still thinking “ok but can I fuck it?” You can go soft and romantic, like just dating, cuddling, slow handjob under the blanket, or you just slide full corruption route and start bending people’s minds, turning them into sex toys that smile at you while they swallow. It lets you pick how deep you go into that darkness, and it actually feels like a choice, not some fake menu flavor.

The Lust power is the real pervert engine here. You poke around in people’s heads and the game rewards you with those “Dreams” scenes, like detached little realities where you basically peek out through someone else’s eyes. One moment you’re the brother, jerking off alone because you’re jealous of Jake’s success. Next you’re stuck in a nightmare party where half the guests have glowing eyes and the other half are on their knees, mouths full, moaning stuff they’d never say when awake. Fucking weird in a good way. There’s all sorts of kinks layered in quietly. Group scenes where control slips and now there’s three bodies sweating on top of you, you have no idea whose hand is where, just tongues and wet sounds and someone begging for anal like it’s the only thing keeping them alive. Normal “dating sim” stuff sits right next to “oh cool, demon tentacle is rearranging my inside, guess that’s Tuesday now.” You can build yourself like an RPG nerd too, pumping stats so your mind control hits harder, or so you don’t get your ass kicked when some paranormal freak decides you’re on the menu. Combat’s there, but the real fights feel like they’re inside people’s minds, watching them crack, seeing a sweet shy girl slowly transform into a needy cock-hungry mess because you kept nudging her thoughts in the wrong direction. Also, small thing but it annoyed the shit out of me: the way some scenes cut off right when you want one more thrust, one more frame, like the game is edging you on purpose and then pretending it didn’t. But then you get another scene where Jake is spit-roasting someone with a demon, or waking up sticky after a furry centaur nightmare, or giving sloppy oral in some filthy alley while ghosts watch, and you kinda forgive it without even meaning to.

Holy Shaft feels like somebody mashed together a horny visual novel, a shitty elevator safety video and a humiliation kink discord, then forgot to proofread anything and just shipped it. Which kinda works, somehow. You start in this janky little elevator that looks like it should be going to the office, but instead every floor is a new “what the hell did I walk into” situation. It’s not long-winded at all: door opens, you get smacked in the face with a scenario, you pick your poison, you get either sex, pain, cringe, or all three at once. Then ding, next floor. I was basically treating it like an achievement hunt: “ok, what do I have to say or click here to get her to pull out the toys instead of just slapping me and kicking me out again?” That kind of vibe. Sometimes the game rewards you with a proper scene, sometimes it feels like you got blueballed by the script, but you can kind of see the invisible flowchart in your head after a few runs and it becomes this weird puzzle of horny cause and effect.

What stuck to me most are those tiny branching moments where you think “this answer is stupid, no one picks this,” and of course that’s the one that opens the best scene. There’s this one floor where you can either play it polite or lean into being a complete degenerate. The polite path gives you like two lines and a half-assed tease. Go full trash, and suddenly she’s got a toolbox worth of sex toys out and you’re watching her decide if you deserve the vibrator or the paddle first. The animation is simple but it hits the important parts: jiggle, impact, expressions that actually change when you mess up or push too far. I liked how some characters take your earlier choices personally. Humiliate someone on one floor, then later you see her again and she’s way more rough with you, like she’s keeping score. Or you play submissive all the way and some of them switch into this mocking, playful bullying that feels like soft degradation porn. Sometimes it looks a bit cheap, like “Unity test build with horny plugin” energy, and some punchlines fall flat like an old meme, but then you get a scene where the spanking rhythm syncs with the sound and suddenly it’s way hotter than it has any right to be. The multiple endings thing, honestly, feels more like a set of “you were a good little perv / you were a trash fire” medals than big cinematic finales, but if you’re like me and have a notepad in Google Keep with “ok, Floor 3: choose rude option twice, then agree, then don’t back out” scribbled down, it scratches that completionist brain hard enough you keep riding that cursed elevator again and again.

I didn’t expect a game about running Leblanc again to make me feel this weird mix of nostalgia and filthy excitement, but here we are. You’re back behind that tiny counter, coffee grinder humming like it’s pretending not to hear the moans from upstairs. The girls drift in one by one - older now, sharper around the edges - and there’s something so painfully intimate in how they talk to you, like every conversation could end in an argument or a kiss. The writing isn’t afraid of silence either; some dialogues just sit there, uncomfortable, until someone says something foolish and suddenly clothes start coming off. It’s both tender and obscene. I kinda hate that I love it.

The management part doesn’t even pretend to be realistic. You wipe tables, brew coffee, flirt, rinse, repeat - but then out of nowhere she’s leaning over the counter and whispering something that makes your hand slip on the mug handle. That small animation? Pure evil. Like it knows exactly what kind of attention you’re giving the screen. The sandbox structure helps though; it gives you space to do nothing, which somehow makes the sexy moments hit harder. There’s this little sound effect when affection goes up, a soft chime, and I swear it’s addictive like a dopamine drip. I wish the CG scenes weren’t locked behind such arbitrary stat checks, but maybe that’s part of the charm: earning indulgence through tedium. Or maybe I’m just rationalizing my own thirst.

There’s one night where everything slows down - no hints, no grinding, just her voice low and rough, saying things that almost sound like apologies. That single scene made the whole thing click for me. The lewdness stops being just porn and turns into something strangely personal, almost pathetic in its honesty. I don’t know if that was on purpose, probably not, but it worked. Play it like you’d sip cold coffee after closing time - half bitter, half sweet, all wrong. Don’t rush anything. Let it wreck your pacing.