This thing starts out kind of goofy, like some horny fanfic somebody wrote in class instead of listening, and then suddenly you realize you’ve fallen into a full-on gay dating sim where your femboy MC’s whole life is a system you need to micromanage just to get railed properly. You wake up in this school setting that feels half real, half wet dream, with a “schedule” that looks simple at first: classes, club, part-time stuff, hangouts. Then you realize every tiny choice about where you go and who you text is tied to whether you’re getting bent over a locker later or just jerking off alone in your dorm. It’s kind of fucked how fast you start caring if you picked the right time slot to flirt with the smug top who called you “princess” once and never again because you didn’t raise his affection bar enough. I got stuck staring at the planner like it was Google Calendar for my sex life. Honestly felt too real.

What makes it weirdly fun is how the “real model” thing sneaks up on you. At first I thought the guy in the scenes was some generic pretty face, but the more the story goes on, the more the game leans into his weird little tells, the way he smiles when he’s about to push your head down or that tiny nervous look when you choose a domination option he wasn’t expecting. It’s staged of course, but it sells the fantasy that you’re messing with an actual person on screen, not just a doll. There’s this one quest where you skip study group to meet him behind the gym. You pick the bolder dialogue choices, tease him a bit, and the game flips. He pins you to the wall, hand around your throat just tight enough, whispering in your ear about what a good little slut you are for ditching your responsibilities, and then the next scene has you trying to stay focused in class while your hole’s still sore. The writing is sometimes clumsy as hell, like the English got fed through DeepL then poked with a stick, but that almost makes it hotter? It feels like a horny fan translation on some forum, full of weird phrasing and mistakes that somehow hit harder because they’re not polished. There’s one line where he says something like “I’ll dominate you tenderly” and I actually had to pause and laugh, then went back and still got hard anyway.

On the “game” side, it’s not deep RPG stuff, but there’s enough stats and schedule juggling to trick your brain into thinking your choices matter long term. You raise things like confidence and obedience with little events, then see different sex options unlock in scenes. Pick the wrong thing too often and some routes just quietly vanish. No warning. You just won’t get that late-night dorm visit where he orders you to kneel between his legs and swallow without touching yourself. That one, by the way, has this tiny moment when he holds your head down and you choose whether you pull back or let him use your throat until your eyes water. It hits way harder than the usual click-to-cum stuff in browser porn games. Still, the game keeps tripping over its own pacing. There are long stretches of “go here, talk, get +1 affection” that feel like grinding in some cheap mobile sim, then out of nowhere a scene slams you with raw filthy dialogue that sounds like Twitter porn DMs. I also hate how the menu sound is this cheap little click that feels ripped from an old Flash dress-up app and it never changes. It’s stupid, but after a while I started noticing it more than I should. Anyway, if you want to squeeze every filthy drop out of it, you kinda have to lean into the fantasy: actually plan your week around meeting the guys, pick the more humiliating options now and then, fail a class on purpose just to see what the punishment looks like. Treat the schedule like a puzzle and let the game drag you down into its gay dream logic until it feels normal that your main concern in “school life” is whether you’re going to be the one on your knees or on your back by the end of the day.

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