This Resident Evil parody throws you straight into Lady Dimitrescu's castle, and honestly? The devs knew exactly what they were doing. You're playing some poor bastard who's gotta survive Alcina's "trial" - which basically means getting dominated by a nine-foot vampire mommy and her equally stacked daughters. The turn-based combat system feels clunky at first, like they copy-pasted it from some RPG maker tutorial, but once you realize the real gameplay is about managing your stamina while getting your face buried in supernatural cleavage, it starts making sense. There's this one scene where Dimitrescu pins you against the wall and the camera angle is just... chef's kiss. The 3DCG models look decent enough, though Lady D's proportions are so exaggerated she looks like she'd topple over in real life.

Combat encounters blend into these weird BDSM scenarios where losing actually feels like winning. You'll find yourself deliberately failing just to see what creative punishment awaits. The spanking animations have more effort put into them than the actual sword fighting mechanics, which tells you where the priorities were. Sandbox elements let you explore the castle freely, groping your way through dark corridors while avoiding or seeking out the various monster girls lurking around. Some of the dialogue during sex scenes made me laugh out loud - not sure if that was intentional. The ahegao faces during climax moments are over-the-top ridiculous but somehow work within this campy horror-porn aesthetic.

What really caught me off guard was how they handled the size difference fetish stuff. Tall vs short dynamics play out in every interaction, from handjobs where your character can barely reach to titfuck scenes that look physically impossible. The harem aspect kicks in later when you're juggling multiple supernatural ladies, each with their own domination preferences. Voice acting ranges from surprisingly good to hilariously bad, but the moaning sounds authentic enough. Fair warning though - the grinding gets repetitive and some animations loop awkwardly.

We've battled technical nightmares at Devil Kid Productions to deliver a hardcore thrill ride for devotees of sinister gameplay. This isn’t just a game, it’s a visceral adventure that drags you deep into the heart of terror and adult temptation in Resident Evil’s darkest corners. It took more than we expected to revive the original Resident Evil tutorial after it disappeared, but now you can choose to master those brutal beginnings or plunge directly into chaos. Play through the haunting tutorial chapter of Resident Evil 1 if you dare, or skip ahead to the hellscape of Resident Evil 2 and face the true dread waiting there.

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I don’t know who came up with the idea to mash Makima, Zelda, and Tsunade into the same world, but whoever it was probably spilled beer on their keyboard halfway through writing the script - and that’s what makes *D20 Magic Dice* feel alive. It’s messy, horny, strangely sentimental at times, like watching late-night anime reruns after a breakup. You’re talking to this dice thing (yeah, an actual dice), and before you even realize it, it’s making your thoughts real. Not just the good ones. I rolled a 3 once and ended up in some half-lit tavern where Widowmaker was arm wrestling Rumi for no reason while Zelda flirted with the bartender. I think I lost track of the main plot two minutes in, but it didn’t matter. The game doesn’t care either, it just keeps throwing beautiful chaos in your lap, all soft skin and heavy breathing mixed with dumb jokes about mana points.

What I liked most is how it doesn’t pretend to be clever. The dialogue’s sometimes broken, and the pacing jumps like old VHS tape - one second you’re teasing Ada Wong, next second Tsunade’s lecturing you about responsibility while sitting on your lap. There’s some strange comfort in that inconsistency. I did wish there were more sound options though; moans hit too loud compared to everything else, made me lower volume quick before neighbors got curious. And yet, when Makima whispers in that weirdly calm tone, you kinda forgive every bug. Maybe nostalgia blinds me - I grew up on janky flash hentai crossovers, and this feels like one resurrected from 2009. The dice mechanic almost feels secondary to the conversations, which twist between sincere and absurd so fast it makes you laugh mid-erection.

Sometimes I forget which universe I’m even in - Naruto? Overwatch? Who cares. The worlds blur, the clothes vanish, and someone says something about destiny while you’re trying not to roll another damn six. Three words? Chaotic, filthy, affectionate. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This thing feels like someone grabbed your Steam library while drunk, smashed it together with Pornhub search history and then just said “yeah, that’s a universe now”. You start as this regular dude who absolutely should not be trusted with a portal-hopping device, and suddenly you are peeking into all these twisted versions of familiar worlds. One minute you are watching a redhead archer who is very obviously not Aloy grind her hips on some ancient machine while you are crouched in the bushes like a horny raccoon, next moment you jump to a rainy hellhole that smells like Silent Hill and Resident Evil had a baby, and Lady D is sitting on a throne with her thighs open, lazy as fuck, letting you worship her feet before she even looks at your face. The game does not even pretend to be subtle. It is like “here, you wanted Ellie with a knife and a dirty mouth, and you wanted to see if she kisses girls as aggressively as she stabs clickers? Cool, have a scene where she is shoving some punk girl against a wall, french kissing her while you watch from a half-broken window, hand in your pants, too scared to breathe because she almost catches you.”

The fun is how the game keeps throwing fanservice you did not know you wanted. Jinx is here, of course she is, wired on some shimmer knockoff, riding a dildo fixed to an old Zaun pipe and laughing like a maniac while you sneak under the catwalk to get a better angle on her dripping pussy. There is this whole cyberpunk city shard where Judy and Panam and Meredith all exist at the same time, like some weird mod that never got patched, and you get dragged into this fucked up NTR setup where your character gets to spy on Panam cheating on you with a chrome dom guy while Judy is under the table, licking Panam’s clit like it is some religious duty. You can join in, or you can just sit there and be a cuck voyeur, watching her swallow his dick on her knees while Panam moans your name by accident. The writing goes from funny to cruel in half a scene, like there is a Mass Effect corner where Miranda is using you like a toy, guiding your tongue over her ass, forcing you to rim her in an elevator, and then on the next jump you land in a cold Metro tunnel where Snezhana is giving some dirty, fast blowjob to survive and you kind of feel bad about how turned on you are.

Not everything hits right. There is a Game of Thrones cluster with Sansa, Arya, Cersei and Margaery, and it almost feels like the dev just dumped all their incest porn folder there and called it a day. One scene has Cersei sitting on the edge of a bed, her foot pressed on your chest, making you lick between her toes while she makes Sansa kneel and eat her out from behind, slow and obedient, like a trained dog, and it is hot, but then it cuts away way too soon and suddenly you are in some Tomb Raider ruin watching Lara and Kassandra compete who can make you cum faster with their mouth, and you never get closure on that foot thing. Same with Baldur’s Gate girls, like Shadowheart and Lae’zel and that green disaster Lae’zel’s friend whose name I always forget. One moment you are buried between Shadowheart’s thighs, tongue deep in her pussy, her hand on your hair pushing you to lick her ass too, soft little whines in your ear, and then the game just shoves you through another portal into some cursed TV zone that is basically The Ring with tits. Still, every now and then it nails that perfect mix of naughty fanfic and actual kink. Liara and Miranda double-teaming you, one riding your face while the other rides your cock, your hand tangled in blue skin and black hair, your vision all sweat and pussy. Lizzy Wizzy doing this weird chrome striptease before letting you jerk off on her feet. A lesbian alley scene with Zoe and Clementine lookalikes where they think no one sees them, kissing, giggling, fingers slipping into panties while rain hits the trash cans around them. Some parts feel rushed, some parts feel like the dev had one hand on the keyboard and one on their dick, but there is this stupid charm in how messy and raw it all is, like a huge crossover fanfic that forgot to be safe for work and never tried to fix itself.

Ada in chains hits different here. This thing throws her straight into a filthy underground prison, stripped out of all that “cool spy lady” aura and turned into a lab rat with a pretty face and a sharp tongue that doesn’t help her at all. You open it in browser, see this cheap-looking menu, and you think “ok, this is some half-baked fetish trash,” and then five minutes later you’re staring at the screen like an idiot because the dev actually gets how humiliation should feel. It’s not just “haha, she naked now,” it’s Ada trying to keep her pride while some masked freak pulls her hair back and shows her reflection, forces her to look at herself while he uses her. That one CG where she’s cuffed behind the back, on her knees in the cell, mascara slightly ruined, eyes wet but still pissed? That stayed with me longer than I expected. For a “teaser” it already hits harder than a lot of “finished” stuff on Nutaku or F95, which makes no sense and also perfect sense.

The pacing feels like a fucked up tasting menu in a cheap BDSM restaurant. You don’t get full meal, you just get mean little bites. Short scene, hard cut, no big build-up, no romance bullshit. You get Ada dragged in, collar locked, quick medical talk about “experiments,” and before your brain catches up she’s bent over cold metal with a gloved hand on her neck and rough penetration that clearly isn’t about her pleasure. It’s almost clinical, which actually makes it hotter if you’re into that broken toy vibe. Then suddenly the scene ends and you sit there like “wait, that’s it?” I hated that. I also liked that. There is this weird tension because you feel there is more depravity coming, more restraints, more fucked up positions, but the content stops just before it turns into pure torture porn. Except it already kind of is. I opened another tab with Pornhub just to compare some RE4 Ada cosplays and they all felt way too soft after this, like TikTok roleplay compared to what this game’s prison does to her.

What surprised me most is how “respectful” it is to source while absolutely not respecting her as a person. It feels like the dev actually played Resident Evil 4 instead of just googling fanart. Ada here still has that “I know I’m better than you” attitude in her face, even while being slapped, gagged and used like property. Her lines, when she gets them, are short and sharp, not some cringe horny fanfic stuff. There’s one little moment I keep thinking about: she’s forced to kneel in front of the guard, he grabs her by the chin, and she actually tries to spit in his face, fails, and he just laughs and pushes himself into her mouth anyway. The animation on the gag reflex is almost too real, her eyes roll up for a second, and you feel that mix of disgust and arousal that is hard to get right. I kinda wish the game was longer already, with all the promised characters and heavier shibari scenes, but at the same time I like that it feels like being left locked in the cell with her, waiting for the next “experiment” that isn’t here yet and might never be. Maybe that’s the real kink. Or maybe I’m just coping. Whatever. It got my attention way more than it deserves and I’ll still complain that the collar sound effect is slightly off and nobody but me cares.

First thing you notice is how tall she is. Not just tall, but that kind of unfair, “I could crush your skull between my thighs and you’d say thank you” tall. The castle feels built for her, not for you. Doors are too big, ceilings too high, shadows too long. You start as this regular guy who somehow walks into the worst possible horny nightmare: a fucked up old mansion twisted into a playground for a giant vampire lady who looks a lot like a certain tall queen from that zombie game, but here she’s even more cruel, more smug, and yeah, way more horny. The whole place is like a maze of wet whispers and creaking floors. You move from corridor to corridor, waiting for that click of heels behind you, knowing that when she catches you, it’s not a game over. It’s a different kind of punishment.

What surprised me is how the game mixes horny and horror without trying to be subtle. One moment you’re creeping through some dark library, watching dust in the beam of a flickering lamp, and the next she’s got you pinned against a stone pillar with one massive hand around your throat, nails at your chin, staring down with that “you’re nothing but a toy” look. She teases the fact you’ve got these weird powers, like the world is broken and you’re some glitch that can slow her, shove things with your mind, twist reality a bit. Sometimes you use them to push a wardrobe in front of a door while she’s hunting you. Sometimes you fail and she catches you, drags you off, and then it turns into this obscene little trial where she decides if you get milked with her tits, jerked off lazily while she yawns, or just taken straight, hard, with your legs shaking and her laughing when you cum too fast. She treats creampies like trophies. There’s one scene in a ruined chapel where she rides you in a broken pew, stained glass behind her, and after you explode inside her, she stands up and you literally see it drip down her thighs while she calls you “useful.” I hated how much I liked that. I also hated that the inventory menu sound is too loud and it annoyed me every single time, and the game never fixes it.

The best part is that it often feels like you’re playing some fucked up dating sim from hell, where romance is twisted into this toxic, possessive thing. She’ll act gentle for ten seconds, stroking your hair, almost soft, then flip and use you like a living stress toy. You can try to play smart, pick dialogue that pushes back, use your powers to resist, but honestly, half the fun is failing and seeing her switch into full female domination mode. There’s a section in the dungeon where a monster girl variant of her shows up, more feral, claws scraping the floor, and if she catches you, she doesn’t bother pretending to be classy. She just tears open your pants and uses you. It’s rough, messy, and still weirdly romantic in this fucked up way, like you’re the one sane person stuck in a dystopian porn dream and the universe keeps asking if you’re sure you want to say no. The whole thing feels like a parody of that survival horror game everyone knows, but it leans hard into the “you’re prey and you kind of like it” angle. It’s ugly in some places, awkward in others, but when she bends over, tits spilling out of that dress, smirking because you can’t stop staring at her ass while ghosts whisper in the walls, all the weird edges suddenly make sense.

Jill shows up here like she just walked out from a very wrong version of Resident Evil and forgot her bra on the way. The game throws you in with her right away, no slow warm up, no “build the base, collect the wood” nonsense. It is just Jill, too tight top, nipples clearly fighting for freedom, big tits that almost look painful, and you clicking like an idiot trying to see how far you can push her. She still has that “professional” face from the original games, like she came to clear a zombie nest, but the camera is fixed on everything except her tactical skills. Her cleavage is basically the main character. At first I thought it would be just a quick click-and-forget porn thing, but then I realized I was actually trying different choices to see how she reacts, because the way she moans changes with what you do. Sometimes soft and frustrated, sometimes straight up porn actress. It is dirty, but in that “fan artist who had too much free time” way.

Her body is ridiculous in that classic horny-fan way. Breasts are huge, round, heavy, with big areolas that almost distract you more than the penetration. When she bends a little, they move with this slow gravity that made me stare like some teenager again. The thighs are thick and strong, like she could crush a zombie skull between them, or your head, or both if you are lucky. There is one moment where you shift angle and her ass and thighs fill the whole screen, cock sliding between, and I actually forgot to click for a second. The guy's dick is big enough that in any normal story she would say “nope” and walk away, but here of course she just opens up slowly, twitching, moaning, breathing heavier. First thrust feels almost “wrong” in a good way, you see her stretch around it, her face half pain half horny, and then she gets into it. That switch from “this is too much” to “harder” is honestly the hottest part. I wish the game let you be more gentle with her, take it slow and romantic, but it keeps pushing you back toward rougher rhythm and deeper angles, like the game itself is horny and impatient.

The sound helps a lot, even if it is not perfect. Her moans sometimes feel a bit too clean for how messy the sex looks, but there are small breaths and little gasps when the cock hits deep that feel almost too intimate for a porn game. Wet sounds are there, of course, loud enough that I had to lower my volume because my stupid VLC habit made everything louder in browser too. One detail that stuck in my head: when you speed up the rhythm, her voice slightly loses control, she starts making these broken little sounds that sound less like a porn scene and more like someone really getting fucked hard. I didn’t expect that. I’m more of a “vanilla, lights off, soft kissing” person, so the whole huge dick, huge tits, Jill being turned into fucktoy vibe is a bit too much for my normal taste. But at the same time, there is something very honest in how shameless it is. No zombies, no saving the world, just Jill Valentine pinned, filled, sweating, breasts bouncing, big areolas shining with sweat, taking it again and again because that is the whole point. I kept wishing for one small cuddle scene after, just a quiet moment, but this game is not here for that. It wants you focused on her body, her cleavage, that thick cock pushing in, and the small changes in her voice when she finally stops pretending to be the tough S.T.A.R.S. officer and just moans like a slut.

First thing, this game feels like someone mashed together Pornhub search history and a political sim in Nutaku on a cracked tablet, and somehow it works way better than it should. You’re not the president, you’re the creep in the shadows tugging the strings while this poor bastard in the White House is basically your remote-controlled sex dispenser. One moment you’re forcing him to sign some “anti-drug” bill so your company can sell even stronger shit under the table, next moment you’re sending him to a “private negotiation” where he has to suck up to a foreign leader’s “secretary” who looks suspiciously like Tifa Lockhart with a bigger ass and that lazy ahegao smirk. There’s this scene where you blackmail him using a video where he gets milked by a domme that looks like a mix of Lady Dimitrescu and Lara Croft, towering over him in heels, slapping his face while he whimpers, and the game is like “approval rating down 5%” and I actually laughed because yeah, sounds American enough.

Touch controls on phone are super scuffed but in a hot way. You’re dragging dialogue options like “humiliate the president publicly” or “sell your own daughter to a lobbyist for influence” and it’s messed up, but the UI is light enough you can play with one hand on Chrome while pretending you’re checking Telegram. The scenes themselves use those 3dcg models with a lot of jiggle and shiny skin, and the camera really likes big tits and big asses. Sometimes you’re in an office corruption scene with some cyberpunk style escort that’s obviously a D.Va cosplay girl turned prostitute, sometimes it jumps hard into bestiality or tentacle stuff with no warning, like you’re in a normal blackmail route and suddenly the “experimental biotech partner” is tentacles teaching the president what “real diplomacy” is. My brain went wait, what, but my other brain already accepted it. There’s a really nasty incest subplot too, where you can push your “family protection” angle into full-on corruption, trading your own sister’s ass to a senator for votes, with a voiced line where she sobs and still moans a bit, and that hit a particular degeneracy button that Harem Hotel style games love. One thing that annoyed me: the game keeps teasing Judy Hopps and Cyberpunk 2077 style chrome hookers in ads inside the world, but doesn’t let you actually click into all of them yet, just little exhibitionism events where the president is forced to watch while you test new toys on some slave girl. Also they said no soundtrack, and yeah, it’s dead quiet, only voice and sex sounds, which weirdly makes the humiliation scenes feel more raw, like some leaked OnlyFans set, but my phone speaker clicking with every tap is still more immersion than I asked for.

Dimitrescu's Lewd Castle feels like someone took all the horny fanart of Lady D that people were posting on Reddit and just stitched it together into an interactive fever dream. In a good way. Mostly. You wander into this gorgeous, rotten aristocrat nest, and the game does not pretend you are anything except fresh meat. The whole thing leans hard into that tall, slow, predatory vibe she has in Resident Evil, only here the camera does not give you mercy. Her tits and ass are always framed like the real main characters, and sometimes it is funny how transparent it is. One second you are supposed to feel trapped in this gothic horror mansion, next second your face is inside a ridiculous amount of cleavage that looks like it is about to suffocate you on purpose. I liked it, but I also kind of rolled my eyes, which is exactly the tone the game lives in: aroused and slightly annoyed.

What surprised me is how it actually treats femdom as more than just a couple of “kneel” lines. You get these moments where she plays with you like a toy, testing how far she can push humiliation and fear, and the game quietly tracks your reactions with small choices that do not look important at first. Refuse her once and she laughs at you, try to be brave and she grabs your face like you are a glass she might drop when bored. Sometimes saying the “wrong” thing does not give a game over, it just shifts how hungry she looks next time she pins you to a wall. The horror side is not super scary, but it uses tension in a way that actually supports the porn. Long corridors where nothing happens, then you hear her heels behind you and you remember she can pick you up with one hand. The vampire angle also lets them play with blood in a way that is weirdly sexy and then weirdly gross. There is one scene with her lips stained red, and it is ambiguous what is blood and what is something else, and honestly I had to pause and stare like some art critic with my dick out.

The game is clearly in love with her body. Every shot is about how tall she is, how easily she dwarfs you, how her boobs look like they could knock you out if she just leaned too fast. There is this one moment where she sits on a throne and casually pulls you between her thighs, and the camera stays low, almost submissive, watching her look down at you like a pet. It is not subtle. It also throws in that typical “milf from hell” vibe, where she talks like a strict noble mother punishing a child, only the punishment has your cock involved. Sometimes the writing stumbles and sounds like someone who watched too much hentai in one night, some lines are pure porn cheese, but then she drops a quiet insult that cuts way deeper, like she knows exactly how small you feel under a woman like this. I actually appreciate that it is rough around the edges. You can tell it is a horny project first, refined product second, and that gives it this dirty fanfiction energy that fits a corrupted castle full of tall, perfect monster women who only see you as a snack. Not even a full meal.