Desmond shows up for what he thinks is just a boring summer at his buddy’s place, throws his bag down, and suddenly he’s stuck in this house where every woman looks like she walked out of the “don’t touch, just stare” part of your brain. Problem is, the game does not let you “just stare” for long. It starts slow, almost teasing you with those long text scenes, simple choices, and him pretending to be a normal college dude. You’re reading, clicking along, thinking, ok, I know this kind of setup, I’ve seen this in a thousand games, then the story quietly starts twisting into something a lot filthier than it first pretends to be. The writing is messy in a good way: characters talk like actual horny people, not like porn robots who memorized a script from 2004. The real model photos hit you when you don’t expect, like you scroll and there’s the “friend’s mom” just casually bending over in yoga pants, and the text is describing Desmond trying hard not to stare at her ass and obviously failing, same as you.

What I liked is how the game lets the dirt build. It doesn’t jump straight into him ramming someone in the first five clicks. You get those tiny moments: a “friendly” hand on his thigh that stays too long, a bathroom door not locked properly, a quick view of someone touching herself when she thinks everyone is sleeping. Some routes really lean into voyeur stuff, where you are basically just spying on people doing the nasty, pretending Desmond is “conflicted” while you’re hammering the continue button. Then the scenes start to spiral out. That one time where he’s getting jerked off under the kitchen table with family walking by, or when he gets his cock pinned between those heavy tits and suddenly the writing goes from playful to filthy, describing every tiny drip and grind in way too much detail. And because it’s all text based, the game doesn’t baby you with animations, so your brain fills in all the gaps. Footjobs on the couch while Netflix is “playing”, blowjob in a car parked way too close to a busy street, that raw moment in the shower where she pretends to “wash him” and you both know what’s actually happening. Stuff gets complicated with who belongs to who, and the cheating angle is never really treated like a big moral crisis. It just happens, like, “oops, I let him cum inside me, let’s not talk about it” and then the story keeps going, which honestly feels more real than half of those fake drama plots in other games. By the time Desmond is juggling sex with different women, anal experiments in cramped rooms, and these reckless creampie scenes that should 100% ruin everybody’s life, it all feels like the natural result of one stupid summer where every line was crossed and nobody even tried to step back.

You sit in this fake corporate hell called GoonGram, eyes fried, wrist tired, brain half-melted, and somehow it still feels kinda cozy. Your job is trash sorting: click through endless clips, decide what’s SFW, what’s NSFW, what’s obviously cooked by an AI that saw one porn gif and said “yeah I can do that”. Every click gives you a few coins, every wrong tag slaps you on the wrist, and every time some cursed AI tiddy monstrosity shows up, you start wondering if you should be getting hazard pay. It’s like working content review at TikTok, but instead of depression and burnout you get money to spend on escorts with ridiculous curves and zero shame about literally anything. Half the time I was more focused on not misclicking than on the actual tits bouncing in front of me, which is kind of impressive, kind of sad, and also weirdly hot when the timer is ticking down and you’re trying to decide “is that nipple or just unlucky shadow”.

Then all the cash you grind goes into the real “game”. You take that dirty salary and blow it on girls who are so obviously based on real models that you can almost hear their OnlyFans notification ping in your head. They’re animated just enough to feel alive, like that uncanny moment when a porn gif loops slightly off and your brain can’t look away. You book them, manage your budget, juggle who to see, what fetish to push, who’s better for anal, who’s better for slow teasing that drags you out longer than any edging app on your phone ever did. Some of them like to start with lazy handjobs, all eye contact and smug little smirk, like they know you wasted half the shift mislabeling videos because you were thinking about them. Clothes peel off piece by piece, stripping not just for you but for whatever sick stats bar in your head is tracking “blue balls vs satisfaction”. In group scenes, the camera hops around while bodies pile up, thighs and big asses overlapping in a mess that feels more like you lost control of the situation than like a planned fantasy. I loved how chaotic it gets and also kinda hated it because I wanted one more click on that ahegao close up and the scene already moved on. The puzzle and minigame bits sneak in at the weirdest times, little matching challenges or timing clicks just when she clenches around you, like some horny version of Candy Crush glued onto a porn hub tab. Nothing here is really subtle, everything is openly erotic in a stupid, grinning way, and yet the sandbox structure lets you wander, waste time, manage your coins badly, chase that one girl again, and blame “AI detection stress” when you blow your load too fast.