Second part of SexBot feels like someone glued a horny dating app to a half-broken sci‑fi visual novel and then said “yeah, it’s fine, players will figure it out.” You wake up again as this guy who has way too many women orbiting around him, from stacked milfs to bratty schoolgirls to that one android girl who looks like she was built purely for your dick, not science. Story pretends to be about AI, timelines, all that tech talk, but very fast it becomes “who am I fucking next and where.” One moment you’re in a classroom pretending to care about lessons, next moment the teacher’s bent over a desk, big ass spilling out of her skirt while you’re trying to remember if this path needs anal or just a sloppy blowjob to unlock the next scene. It’s that kind of game where the “plot” is like a porn hub search history with extra dialogue.

What I liked most is how the dating sim stuff actually pushes you to try different pickup styles. I was going full speed‑dating mode: click through options, see who bites. Some girls like the cocky lines, some want the sweet talk, one wants you to talk to her like she’s trash and somehow it turns her on even more. Had this moment with one of the milfs, where I tried a cheesy line I’d never use in real life, something like “I’ve been thinking about you since I woke up,” and she goes from “that’s cute” to kneeling in front of me and giving this slow, wet blowjob while asking if I really couldn’t stop thinking about her tits. And yeah, her boobs actually move, jiggle and squeeze around the dick when you titfuck, not some lazy static pose. Another scene, you’re pinned between two girls on a couch, one riding your face, the other riding your cock, both animated, and it finally feels like the word “harem” means something more than just five girls you never see together.

It’s not perfect though, and I kinda love that and hate it at same time. Some paths are confusing as hell. One wrong dialogue choice and you go from “I’m about to creampie this android in a lab chair” to “we should talk about feelings” and suddenly your dick is unemployed. There’s a sandbox feel where you roam between locations, but sometimes it feels like wandering between tabs in Chrome, checking if anyone is horny yet. The school setting parts jump from silly teasing, like groping in the hallway, to hardcore anal in a locker room so fast I blinked and forgot how we got there. There’s this lesbian scene between two girls you’ve been chasing, super hot, tongue action, toys, moaning, and then your character just stands there staring and doesn’t join in unless you did some very specific stuff earlier. I’m still annoyed by that. And the whole domination flip, male dom here, surprise femdom there, can feel random: one scene you’re choking her lightly while she begs for your cum, next scene she’s got you tied and milking you with a handjob like you’re a test subject again and I swear I missed the memo when that switched. But then you finally line things up, push the right buttons, and suddenly you’re fucking a thick milf from behind, her big tits slapping while you grip her waist and pump her full, watching the creampie drip out in a close‑up, and all the weird little flaws kind of blur out for a bit.

City like this doesn’t forgive, it just forgets your name. You drop back in after juvie with that cheap freedom taste in your mouth and nobody waiting at the gate. Streets are the same, but every corner feels wrong, like somebody moved the furniture in your memories. You’ve got flashes of that night that wrecked everything, just bits: red lights, her voice, the smell of rain and blood. The game loves to tease you with those half-scenes. One moment you’re flirting with a stacked bartender who leans over the counter on purpose, tits heavy in that too-tight top, lips shiny when she licks the foam off her finger. Next moment the sound cuts, the screen twitches, and you’re back in some dark hallway trying to remember which door you left your sanity behind. It’s horny, yeah, but it’s horny with problems.

What I liked is how the sex doesn’t feel like some reward screen popped out of nowhere. You talk, you mess up, you pick choices, you piss people off. Then later you’re in the backroom with a girl who pretends she only wants information, but her hand has been on your thigh for three dialogue boxes already. She has this big ass that fills the frame when she climbs on top of you, laughing low, calling you trouble while she grinds on your lap through her panties. When she finally goes down on you, the camera doesn’t hurry. You see her spit, you see her throat work, she looks up at you with that mix of “I need you” and “I might kill you after this.” It’s hot, but also you’re like… wait, did she just mention the same guy the cop girl was talking about in the morgue? The sex scenes keep dropping little hints like that, in between moans and tongue. There’s even a lesbian scene where two women you thought hated each other end up making out on a hotel bed, one with heavy, soft tits slipping out of her shirt while the other pins her wrists and bites her neck, and in the middle of that they casually mention a body that was “never found.” I had to pause and rewind because I was too busy staring at the way her fingers disappeared between those thighs.

It pretends to be about one guy at first, this fucked-up ex-juvie dude, but gradually the story starts handing you the wheel for other people too. A girl with trauma in her eyes and a knife in her boot, a sarcastic cop who flirts like she’s writing you a ticket, that kind of thing. One moment you’re the guy getting his cock sucked in a car, windows fogged, her lipstick ruined, and you’re holding her hair while she gags around the tip. Later you might be in her head, realizing she only did that because she needed you soft when she asked about the warehouse. The horror side creeps up slow: lights flicker in places they shouldn’t, outlines in the background that don’t move like people, little audio glitches while you’re mid-kiss with someone. You’ll be in this sweet romantic moment, hand on a girl’s cheek, both of you finally dropping your walls, and behind her shoulder something shifts that you can’t click on. I hated how often the game pulls control right when I want to keep touching, but at the same time the tension is what makes the orgasms hit harder, both in the story and, yeah, outside the screen. It’s not a fast fap thing; it’s more like Pornhub meets a fucked-up detective novel you found by accident. Some scenes linger too long on conversations when you just want to see that huge chest bounce on top of you again, and the humor swings from clever to “ok why did you say that during a blowjob.” But then you get a moment where a usually cold woman cracks a stupid joke right before she pushes you onto the bed, straddles your face, and tells you to “solve this mystery with your tongue.” The whole game feels like that: horny, broken, tender, mean, romantic, and then the lights go out and something whispers your name from the wrong side of the door.

Lucky Lucy feels like one of those messy moodboards I make in Canva when my brain is horny and bored at same time. It’s all desert colors, cracked leather, dust, tits half out of a corset, dirty saloon mirrors, and someone definitely getting railed on a poker table while the piano guy pretends not to look. The game throws you straight into this wild west town where Lucy has more confidence than any sheriff and zero shame about who’s watching. She walks like she already fucked all of them yesterday and is on a speedrun to do it again but harder. There’s this moment early on where you’re just supposed to talk to a cowboy outside the saloon and it turns into her grinding on his thigh against the wall, people passing by on the street, and she does not stop. I liked that. It feels raw, like the game doesn’t care if you’re “ready” yet.

What I didn’t expect was how much the camera loves being sneaky. You’re not just tossed into sex scenes, you kinda slide into them. One second Lucy is leaning over a balcony, pretending to watch the sunset, and next thing you’re basically looking straight down her blouse from behind her shoulder while some guy inside the room is jerking off watching her shadow through the curtain. Then she notices him, and instead of acting shy she just presses her body against the window, fingers between her legs, breathing fog on the glass while he strokes faster on the other side. It’s hot and a bit stupid and also feels totally in character for her. She’s that girl in town who knows every hidden corner to sneak away and get a quick fuck, and she really doesn’t care if you see. I like that the scenes often start in weird angles, like you’re catching them too early or too late. Sometimes it annoyed me that I couldn’t rotate exactly how I wanted, but then Lucy climbs on top of some guy, full cowgirl in the back stable, straw sticking to her ass, and I kinda forgot I was annoyed two seconds before.

The group stuff hits different here. Not like big “epic orgy” style, more like things just keep escalating when nobody says stop. You start with one guy between her legs, tongue everywhere, and suddenly another dude is behind her, pushing her forward by the hips, Lucy trying to keep her balance on her boots while taking both at once. There’s a scene in an abandoned barn where she ends up on her knees in the dirt with a cock in her mouth and another sliding into her from behind at the same time, and the sound design is almost too much, like someone had their headphones way too loud while editing wet noises in Audacity. I wanted to lower the volume of just that squelchy part and you can’t, so it stays in your head after. When they finish inside her, the camera hangs a bit too long on the cum dripping out of her, and I mean long enough that you start noticing stupid things like the texture of the wood floor instead of the actual creampie. Still hot, just slightly awkward in that “ok why are we still here” way.

Lucy being the center of everything works well, she’s not some shy flower. She takes initiative, pushes guys onto chairs, climbs on, rides them like they’re just another horse at the ranch, sometimes with her hat still on which made me laugh more than it should. There’s this oral scene behind the saloon where she goes down on a guy while another one leans against the wall just watching, hand inside his pants, and you can see people moving silhouettes in the saloon windows behind them, like the town is alive but nobody cares that someone’s getting sucked off ten steps away. At one point, a tall black cowboy joins in and the contrast on Lucy’s pale skin against his body looks honestly great, even if sometimes the lighting in darker scenes makes things too muddy to see details the way I wanted. I wish the game played a bit more with her actually getting caught in the act by random townsfolk, not just implied “maybe they see”. But anyway. The best part for me was when Lucy rides a guy in cowgirl position right on a bar counter, legs wide, boobs bouncing, and she looks over her shoulder straight at the “camera” like she knows you’ve been watching her fuck her way through the town and you’re not going anywhere.

Ring of Lust is one of those games that looks kinda rough when you first see it, but then suddenly you’re three scenes in, pants halfway down, and you forgot you even planned to just “check it quickly”. You’re this guy Bill, dropped into a house full of people you probably shouldn’t be staring at that much, but you do anyway, because the game literally wants you to be a horny creep with a magic ring. Every time I opened it in Chrome I thought “ok, I just farm some points and close it”, and then I’d catch myself sneaking around the hallway again, peeking through doors, trying to line up that one event where she’s “accidentally” masturbating on the couch and you can just stand there watching like an absolute degenerate. The ring is basically your license to be a perv: you point it at someone, twist things a bit, and suddenly the same woman that used to tell you to go clean your room is on her knees, drool on her chin, stroking you slow and calling you “honey” like nothing is wrong with this picture at all.

The pace is weird in a good way. Sometimes you’re grinding money or doing the usual sandbox clicking, waiting for night to come so you can sneak into her bedroom and watch her play with her tits and that huge ass in those stupidly tight shorts. Sometimes the game just throws you into a crazy scene out of nowhere, like you just wanted a simple talk in the kitchen and it escalates to her riding you on the table, tits bouncing in your face, moaning so loud you keep checking if some neighbor is going to walk in. There’s one moment where you use the ring during an argument and she flips from angry to needy, pressing you against the wall, whispering how she shouldn’t do this, then dropping to her knees anyway and giving you this sloppy, slow blowjob that actually feels like it took effort to animate, tongue and all. Then ten minutes later the same character is back to acting normal and you’re making small talk like you didn’t just cum down her throat and watch her swallow every drop. That part is kinda hot and kinda stupid at same time, but in porn game logic it works.

I liked that the game doesn’t pretend you are some pure hero. Bill is a bit of a bastard. The cheating stuff is pretty in your face: you have scenes where the woman talks about “staying faithful”, then literally the next evening she’s bouncing on your cock, begging for a creampie, and you can see her wedding ring flashing on screen while you grab her big tits from behind. One of my favorite moments was a shower scene where you’re supposed to just “help” with something, then you notice the way water runs down her back and between those cheeks and suddenly you forget what help even meant. You end up pinning her to the wall, pushing in slow, her hands flat on the tiles, breathing heavy, trying not to scream while you fuck her from behind in the steam. There’s also a foot scene on the sofa where she pretends she’s just joking around, but her soles are wrapped around your shaft, sliding up and down with some oil, and she acts all shocked when you shoot all over her toes. The voyeur bits are nice too, sometimes more fun than the direct sex: standing in the dark watching her rub herself on the bed, fingers inside, whispering your name without even realizing, or spying on an interracial scene you’re not exactly “invited” to, then later using the ring so she has to relive it while you’re the one between her legs this time. Not everything is perfect, some routes feel like you’re clicking the same room again and again just for one little handjob, and the faces sometimes look a bit stiff right when you want them to look most broken with pleasure. But then she leans over, squeezes her tits around your cock and starts a slow titfuck, tongue licking the tip every few strokes, and I completely forget I was annoyed at anything at all.

Game throws you right into this messy survival trip where everyone pretends they care about each other, but you can feel under the skin that half of them just want to fuck, control, or own somebody. You play as this guy who technically is the “good one”, but the game keeps poking you all the time, like: are you sure you’re that good when she’s bending over in front of the fire, ass barely covered, asking for “help”? There’s this constant mix of danger and horny, which sounds stupid when I write it, but in the moment it hits pretty hard. One second you’re worried who’s going to make it through the night, next second you’re watching some girl masturbating in a tent because you didn’t respect her privacy and clicked “peek” like a degenerate. And the thing is, the game doesn’t preach. It just lets you be a creep or a hero or something in between, then quietly remembers that choice and shoves it in your face later with a look, a line, or a scene that goes much further than you planned. When the group sex hits, it never feels random, it feels like you slowly pushed them there, touching, teasing, humiliating, kissing the wrong person, letting somebody be watched when they clearly didn’t consent a scene ago. Terrible, hot, both.

Sex scenes are animated and actually feel alive, not like two dolls glued together. Bodies move, tits bounce, faces twist with these over-the-top ahegao expressions that somehow still fit with the 3D look. There’s this one titfuck in the dark by a campfire that stuck in my head, because it’s not just boobs in your face, it’s the way she keeps glancing over her shoulder, scared someone might see, and you can decide if you want to calm her down… or keep talking dirty and push her closer to public exhibition. Same thing with anal, with oral, with creampies. You don’t just click “sex scene” and watch. You slowly corrupt or comfort them, then you watch the result. Sometimes it’s sweet romance, forehead kisses, soft groping, soft blowjob where she’s clearly in love. Other times it’s straight humiliation, like making someone strip in front of another girl, then those two ending up in a lesbian scene while your character just watches and you feel like absolute trash and still don’t click “stop”. NTR stuff is in there too, but not in that cartoon way. It’s more like: you let the wrong guy get close, you ignore her needs, and later you walk in and see her riding him, totally lost, and the worst part is you remember every choice that led there. Or maybe that is the best part. Depends on how broken you are. Anyway, the game is dirty as fuck and also weirdly emotional, and I still can’t forgive that one minor UI thing where the back button is way too close to the choice button and I misclicked in a crucial voyeurism scene and never recovered from that.

Everything in this game feels like it started as a joke in a Discord call and then somehow turned into a full porn project. You’re this laid back dude who clearly does not deserve the women around him, wandering around a new city pretending you have a plan, while your fired corporate-queen girlfriend Mia is actually doing the real work. Officially you’re “building a business”. In practice you’re stumbling into horny situations with every insane woman that gets within arm’s reach and hoping it counts as networking. It’s like LinkedIn if LinkedIn involved a lot more spit on dicks and girls grinding on office chairs.

The whole thing leans hard into humor that’s actually funny, not that try-hard meme garbage. The MC keeps throwing stupid lines, and half the time the girls roast him so hard you almost feel bad. Mia teases you like it’s a full-time job, switches from soft caring girlfriend to “I own your dick” boss energy in one click, then pretends it never happened and asks if you’ve answered your emails. One moment she’s talking budgets, next she’s on her knees under the desk, choking a little while she tries to keep eye contact, and you’re mashing options trying not to nut too early because the animation actually sells it. The 3D scenes are pretty detailed, with a lot of focus on mouths, tongue, lips sliding over shaft, all that wet movement that makes a blowjob scene feel alive instead of just puppet-mouth on loop. They even throw in teasing stuff like slow handjobs and that infuriating “she licks the tip and stops” thing, just long enough to make you want to punch your mouse.

It’s not just one girl either. Once Jade shows up, everything goes chaotic. She’s that eyeliner demon that drinks too much and flirts like it’s a knife fight. She’ll grab your crotch in the middle of a serious talk, laugh in your face, then dare you to keep up. There’s a scene where she’s pressed against you in a cramped corner, moaning into your neck while she palms your shaft through the clothes, and Mia walks in, and instead of the usual drama, it turns into this messed up, half-jealous, half-turned-on vibe. Then later you catch Jade with another girl, hands between soft thighs, slow lazy lesbian play that is more about staring and smirking than going straight to scissoring. Lots of groping, fingers teasing over nipples, kissing, one girl grinding on the other’s thigh while you watch like an idiot. Group stuff creeps in naturally, like “oh this business meeting really did just become three mouths and a very busy dick”. Tits get a lot of attention too, with proper titfuck angles where you see your shaft disappear between slick, squeezed breasts and a tongue slipping out to catch the tip. And somewhere in between all the cumshots and quick office hookups, the game pretends you’re making real choices about “partnerships” and “strategy”, which is adorable, because everyone knows you’re just clicking through emails until the next time someone lets you lick them open on the couch.

You’re the poor bastard who climbed the ladder just high enough that nobody shoots you, but everybody dumps their shit on your desk. Whole galaxy is rotting, planets choking on smog, priests screaming about purity, and you’re in a cramped office where the lights buzz like insects while you decide if some mining colony gets air filters or “thoughts and prayers.” And right in the middle of that, you keep tripping over women who want to fuck you, argue with you, manipulate you, or all three at once. Not because you’re some chosen hero, but because your signature can save their lives or destroy their whole world, and in this empire, pussy is just another kind of paperwork.

You start as this awkward virgin clerk who suddenly has real power, and the game never lets you forget how weird that is. One moment you’re reading a report about famine on a frozen shithole planet, next moment a bored noble MILF is sitting too close on your couch, pretending she’s worried about “trade quotas” while her hand creeps up your thigh. She’s old enough to have kids in the guard, tits poured into some ridiculous formal dress, and she’s treating your office like it’s a private bedroom. You can push her away and grill her about corruption, or you grab her hair and she drops on her knees between your legs and starts sucking like this is the only way she remembers how to negotiate. The game is blunt about it: she wants a better result on your decision, and she’s ready to slobber on your cock for it, lipstick smeared, eyes watering, trying to moan around your dick while you skim her file. And it’s fucked up, because while she’s gagging on you, you’re also actually reading the numbers and thinking, “yeah, this planet is screwed.”

That’s kind of how the whole thing feels: serious and horny at the same time, like someone mashed a grim sci fi bureaucracy sim with a porn VN and just didn’t apologize. There’s this cute junior scribe who brings you data slates and looks like she’s gonna burst from stress, and if you’re gentle, she slowly cracks, starts opening up about how terrified she is of getting reassigned to some nightmare warzone. First time you manage to calm her down, she leaves… but if you keep backing her, she eventually turns up in your room, shutting the door, cheeks red, hands shaking as she offers herself like she’s filing a desperate last-minute request. She’s still technically the one begging, but you KNOW the power is in your hands when she climbs into your lap and whispers that she’s never done this before, then winces as you push inside her, tight and wet and clinging to your shirt so hard the fabric creaks. And right after you finish, there’s this short, shitty silence, like “ok, cool, now you both work in the same office tomorrow.” No magic romance fade-out, just sticky thighs and a stack of forms on the desk you still have to sign.

What caught me was how your traits twist those scenes. Pick paranoid and you’re double-checking everyone, even when some guardwoman with arms thicker than your waist is riding your dick in a barracks bunk, using you like a toy because she’s lonely and half drunk, and your brain is still going “is she trying to get a transfer out of that meat grinder of a front line?” Go empath and it actually stings when a woman offers her body like it’s the last thing she has left to bargain with. You can still grab her by the hips and fuck her raw over your office table, her moans mixing with the quiet hum of cogitators, but it hits different when you realize her whole world literally hangs on the word you’re going to stamp on that form after you pull out and she’s dripping on your paperwork. The art has that rough AI feel sometimes, but every now and then a scene lands just right: a milf with tired eyes but a hungry mouth, a scared virgin biting her lip while you push in slowly, a smirking manipulator who’s clearly enjoying the game more than you are. It’s messy, it’s not “nice,” and it leans into the idea that in this empire, romance, lust, fear, and red tape are all the same fucking language. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

This one feels like some horny visual novel fan watched too many “choose your own adventure” videos on YouTube, then said “yeah ok but what if I add eldritch bullshit and way more pussy.” You’re this kinda clueless guy dropped in the middle of a school full of girls who are all acting normal on the surface, but something really wrong is crawling under everything. One second it’s awkward romance with shy virgins and dumb school drama, next second the lights flicker and you’re staring at a shadow in the corner that talks like it wants to wear your skin. And the game just goes “anyway, who do you want to flirt with now?” like that’s normal. That mix is what hooked me. You get these silly, horny scenes with teasing and ahegao faces and girls sucking you off behind some classroom door, but every time you cum you kinda feel like someone else is enjoying it with you. Something that shouldn’t be there.

What I really liked is how it turns normal pervy situations into something slightly fucked. Like, at first you’re just enjoying the usual stuff: groping during “tutoring,” some sweet romance with the class beauty, watching two girls get handsy with each other behind the gym because they “want to practice kissing” and you end up just spying instead of interrupting. That voyeur vibe is strong here, you can literally choose to just watch more than once, and it feels dirty in that specific pornhub-at-3g-on-your-phone way. Then, in another route, the same girl who was all cute and flustered about her first time is kneeling in front of you, drool sliding down your shaft, giving this slow, sloppy blowjob while whispering she can feel something “inside your seed.” Not like pregnancy talk, more like she thinks your cum belongs to the evil thing. She moans and goes cross-eyed and you get this ahegao face that should be pure hentai fun, but because of the horror angle it’s kinda hot and kinda disturbing in the same second. I still jerked off though. Obviously.

The best scene for me was in the dorm hallway. You can peek into one room where two girls are messing around on the bed, half playful, half serious, kissing and grinding and teasing each other’s thighs, panties already pushed aside. They start doing this slow oral on each other, and the sound is real filthy, and the game gives you the option to keep spying, join, or walk away. If you keep spying, the camera just lingers on their tongues and fingers, and then the lights behind them go weird and for like half a second their shadows don’t match their bodies. Tiny thing, but it made my dick twitch and my spine shiver at the same time. And the voices help a lot, they moan, giggle, talk shit, even when they’re doing a footjob or stroking you off lazily while half-watching some anime on their phone. Actually that phone thing annoyed me, the fake phone UI looks like some cheap knockoff of Instagram and it just bugs the hell out of me every time it pops up, but yeah, whatever, they’re still hot when they talk dirty. Sometimes the game plays like a straight corny dating sim, with you taking a girl out, choosing cute responses, slowly working toward her first vaginal sex scene where she clings to you, all romantic and trembling, and you feel like the hero saving her from the weirdness swallowing the school. Other times the choices push you into helping the evil twist them, and suddenly the same romance route turns into this dark harem thing, where they’re all kind of broken but also way more horny for you, and you’re jerking off over what you did to them like some pervert god. The animated bits look good enough to keep your hand busy, the 3D style works decent with the horror vibe, and the humor is actually funny in places, like when a girl is roasting you mid blowjob for being too easy to control. I kinda wish there was less foot stuff, but also I don’t, because one of the footjob scenes caught me off guard and turned me on anyway. So yeah, my morals are clearly not working.

This one hits that weird spot between horny fanfic and somebody’s actual DnD campaign notes that got corrupted by Pornhub. You play this witch hunter guy who is supposed to be all righteous and stoic, but honestly he feels like one of those burned-out heroes from old eroge, the type who drinks too much and still gets every girl because plot says so. The church sends this nun to give him a job, and she’s one of those “I’m totally pure, ignore my huge tits and the way I keeps licking my lips when we talk about sin” types. Their first real scene together already sets the tone: she’s all formal, talking about God and duty, and the camera just slowly drifts down her body while she pretends not to notice the hunter staring. Old-school pacing. No instant blowjob. Just that slow tease where she leans in a bit too close, her habit shifts, little bit of cleavage, and suddenly the game throws a tiny choice at you like, do you keep eye contact or let your gaze drop. It doesn’t actually matter much, but it makes the flirting feel dirty in a good way, like you got caught.

What I liked is how the sex scenes feel like those late 90s fantasy H things where they took their time. First time the hunter actually gets laid, it’s not some overproduced Marvel porn. It’s a cramped hut, the witch is half exhausted from the fight, and instead of instant tender romance she’s pissed off, spitting insults, then suddenly she snaps and kisses him mid-argument. They stumble over some alchemy crap, knock a candle, and she ends up on top, grinding against him through his pants while breathing hard, muttering stuff like “you fucking hunters are all the same” right into his mouth. When he finally gets her naked, there’s this nice little moment where she hesitates, covers herself with her arms, then the dev lets the animation loop on her hips slowly rocking as he pushes inside for the first time. Vaginal, nice angle, you see her expression actually change with the rhythm, not just those dead puppet eyes a lot of AI CG stuff has now. The blowjob scenes are better than I expected too. There’s one where the nun kneels in a side chapel, candles flickering, rosary still around her neck, and she starts with these soft little licks on the tip like she’s “testing” sin. Then she gets carried away, hand twisting on the shaft, spit running down, her eyes glassy like she’s about to confess and cum at the same time. I didn’t even skip the loop, which is rare for me now, I’m too old for that.

But the game can be a bit of a mess. The humor tries to be Witcher parody sometimes and lands like some lost Newgrounds flash joke. There’s a scene where the hunter meets a monster that is clearly supposed to be the “bargain bin leshen” and he cracks a line about union fees that made me just stare at the screen and open Twitter to complain, then forget what I was complaining about. Some dialogue feels like it was written by different people on different days. One line he’s this bitter veteran, next line he sounds like a horny teenager going “booba” in slightly better grammar. The combat bits are, well, there. You pick skills, sometimes the numbers appear, sometimes the game just skips straight to the result and you’re like “ok I guess I won.” I had one fight where I chose a careful approach, tried to actually roleplay the hunter as cautious, and the game still shoved me into a scene where he just charges in like a shonen idiot. Still got rewarded with titty though, so whatever. There’s this one really small thing that annoyed the hell out of me: the text box sometimes jumps a pixel up and down between lines, tiny tiny jitter. I noticed it once during a serious talk about his dead lover, and after that I couldn’t unsee it, kept watching the box instead of reading the words. But then the next minute I’m watching a fully animated scene of a witch riding his cock in some ruined tower, her hair flying, her moans timed with the thrusts, and I kinda forget everything I was mad about. Or maybe I just got old and this reminds me of those ancient fan-translated nukige on shady sites on my old ThinkPad, where nothing was perfect but the vibes were strong and the girls actually sounded like they wanted to fuck, not like they were reading SEO text. Anyway, it’s rough in places, it’s horny as hell, and the hunter somehow keeps his pants on way longer than any man in his position would. Which I respected. Then hated. Then respected again. I don’t even know.