Game starts like some sweet high school romance story, all soft colors and cute uniforms, and then five minutes later you’re already thinking “yeah ok, this is going to end with her getting filled by half the class while he watches”. You play as the guy, obviously, and your girl is that insanely kind of perfect type that in real life would have ten dudes orbiting her phone at all times. The sandbox structure is pretty loose: you drag your horny brain around the school, home, streets, random after-class spots, poking at events, checking who is checking her out, trying to push things a bit further each day without crashing everything in one go. It’s not some deep management sim, more like a playground where your jealousy and your dick are fighting for control, and the UI just lets you make bad decisions faster. You get your normal couple stuff, kissing in empty halls, her jerking you off under the desk when the teacher turns to the blackboard, then she “accidentally” forgets to pull her skirt down and you can literally see some NPC just staring at her panties. The game really loves that slow burn where you pretend to be angry at how guys stare at her, but then the event menu quietly hands you an option that basically says “ok but what if you lean into it”.

The sex scenes hit pretty hard when they open up. It uses those AI CGs that sometimes look a bit too polished and then in next frame her hand has like one extra finger hiding in shadow, but you’re already halfway through a blowjob animation so you don’t care. There’s a nice thing going on where early on it’s mostly POV from your eyes, her on her knees between your legs, licking the tip while class is still going on next door, and she keeps glancing at the thin wall like someone could walk in any second. Later, you unlock situations where you’re not the one getting serviced anymore. First time I triggered the locker room scene I honestly thought it bugged, because camera stays behind a crack in the door and she’s inside, sitting on a bench, this random guy “helping” her stretch, his hands going too high up her thighs. She sends you a text like “I think he’s a bit touchy, is it ok?” and the game just drops three options. If you pick the wrong one, next CG she’s already stroking his cock with this guilty little smile, and you’re still stuck outside, jerking off to the keyhole view. There’s a simple thrill in those moments when you feel like you lost control, even if actually you clicked yourself there. Handjobs turn into blowjob “mistakes”, then swallowing, then creampies with her panties pushed to the side in some abandoned classroom where your character is just standing there, pretending this is all part of the plan. Group stuff takes a while to appear, but when it does, the pacing is nasty in a good way: first it’s just one friend “joining for a bit” while she rides you, then suddenly she’s sandwiched, your dick inside while another guy fucks her mouth, and her eyes are rolled up in that way that makes the whole “I’m the boyfriend” thing feel like a joke you told yourself. The game even lets you catch her masturbating alone in your room, moaning other guy’s name by accident, and you get this small choice to confront her or just quietly watch from the door like some creepy voyeur. I clicked “watch”, obviously, and she finished all over her own fingers before half-whispering “I hope he invites me again”. That line stuck more than any fancy animation. The weird part is that between all this depravity, there are still these shy little teasing scenes, like her flashing a bit of bra at lunch or sitting on your lap and just grinding without going all the way, and somehow those almost feel more obscene after you’ve already seen her get a messy creampie from a guy whose name you don’t even remember.

Truck-kun hits again and boom, you wake up broke in a trashy fantasy world, with a body that actually works and a bunch of gorgeous girls who legally count as your property. Not heroic party members, not “companions”. Slaves. The kind of setup old eroge hinted at but never really went all-in with. You’re the guy in charge, the male lead, the one who gets to fuck, punish, comfort, and “train” them, while also trying not to starve to death. It’s this weird mix of anime isekai gag and grimy brothel management, except instead of nameless clients and dull menus, you’re face to face with the same girls over and over, learning what makes them moan, what makes them cry, and sometimes both at the same time. The game doesn’t pretend you’re a saint either: you’re poor, you’re horny, you love big tits and big asses, and you’re not shy about filling every hole. Vaginal, anal, sucking you off under the table, POV shots of you emptying inside them till it drips out. Lots of creampies, like someone in the dev team grew up pausing old hentai VHS just to stare at the white mess.

What really got me was how it swings between romance and straight-up filth without warning. One scene you’re gently comforting a shy “trap” who looks better in a dress than most girls, trying to ease his insecurity while still grabbing his ass. Next moment you’re pushing a milf against the wall, her tits spilling out, face twisted in full ahegao while she begs for more. The girls feel like a mix of old-school hentai archetypes: clingy little sister type who really, really shouldn’t crawl into your bed but does it anyway, mature milf who pretends she’s above prostitution and then starts grinding on some old guy because you told her to, tall futa who is both your rival and your toy. And since the story is openly netorase, the MC is the rare degenerate who actually enjoys seeing “his” women fucked by other men. Not cheating, not humiliation, more like he sets up the scene, watches from the shadows or right up close, and jerks off while the girls moan someone else’s name, then he still finishes inside them after, marking them again. If that idea makes your stomach twist, this is not a game that will “convince” you. It just assumes you’re the kind of pervert who sees your slave getting railed by two guys and thinks, “Nice, now I don’t have to warm her up.”

There’s humor sprinkled between all the filth, the kind of dumb fantasy jokes that feel like some 90s otaku brain never updated: jokes about slimes, about guild quests, about “ancient evil” that keeps getting pushed aside because someone needs money for new underwear. Half the time the protagonist talks like an overconfident dilf in a doujin, half the time he’s a broke loser jerking off in a corner while his girl earns cash on her knees. Sometimes that contrast is hot, sometimes it’s just awkward, but that awkwardness is oddly nostalgic to me, like those old pc games where tone changed panel to panel. Scenes are animated enough that blowjobs and group sex feel messy, with bodies moving and faces reacting, instead of just still images. Watching a full harem pile-up, girls on top of girls, a futa pounding some poor slave while your POV is buried in milf ass in front, feels like catching a lost episode of Bible Black someone remade with modern tools and less shame. You’ll catch yourself thinking “this is too much”, then immediately clicking the next scene to see your favorite girl spread again for a stranger while you stand there, smiling like a proud owner.

Family Vacation starts very normal, like some boring trip you think your mom planned in a Facebook group, and then it just… quietly slides into the kind of shit you usually only see in those tabs you swear you never click. You’re the guy in the middle of this whole mess, trying to act like a decent adult while every woman around you keeps “accidentally” flashing skin, walking around in tiny shorts, bending over way too slow, asking for “help” with sunscreen in places that don’t need sunscreen. At first I thought, ok, generic horny vacation, I’ll click through, jerk off once, close Chrome, done. Didn’t happen. The game keeps pushing small choices, like “help her with the bags” or “stay in the pool and stare,” and suddenly you’re in a room at night, door cracked open, watching someone from your own family masturbate on the bed, biting her lip and trying not to moan too loud. That voyeur moment messed me up in a good way. I was planning to skip through story, then I ended up sitting there whispering “don’t get caught, don’t get caught” at my monitor like an idiot.

What I really liked is how the sex doesn’t start as this instant porn logic. It builds in these awkward, almost real moments. You’re brushing teeth next to her, she leans over, tits pressed to your arm, pretends she didn’t notice. In the car, cramped, someone falls asleep with her head on your lap, and your dick slowly gets hard under her cheek and the game lets you decide if you enjoy it or try to think of baseball. Then later it yanks the brakes off completely. There’s a scene at the rental house where a “game night” turns into a drunk, half-truth confession circle, everybody oversharing. One of them jokes about sharing partners, and there’s this split second where nobody laughs, they just look at each other. That’s the exact moment I knew it would go full group action. And it actually does. Clothes come off in this messy order, someone is on her knees sucking you while you’re fucking another from behind, another pair going at it on the couch. It’s not neat at all, limbs all over, camera angles switching so you see one girl getting her throat used while another gets filled raw and moans that she wants it inside. The creampie scenes are filthy in that “oh fuck, this is so wrong” way, especially when it’s someone you really shouldn’t be filling up, and the game leans into that taboo on purpose.

There’s a mix of stuff for anyone who’s into power games and softer teasing. One route I took, I played the protagonist more controlling, saying rougher things, grabbing hair, making her open her mouth and hold eye contact while you finish on her tongue, and she pretends to resist but her legs keep opening wider. Another time I went gentler and the same girl ends up guiding your hand herself, placing it on her ass and basically begging you to spank her harder. That spanking sound is weirdly satisfying, like the dev spent too much time perfecting that one thing and then forgot to fix a typo in the menu. Speaking of tiny annoyances, there’s this one scene where a character keeps calling you by a nickname that sounds like something from a kid’s cartoon and it completely kills the mood, but I still didn’t skip it because the way she drops to her knees right after is just too hot. There’s also a moment in the bathroom where you catch two of the girls together in the shower, kissing slow, hands everywhere, one sliding down between the other’s legs while the water hits their backs. I thought it would just be a short tease, but they keep going, licking, sucking, grinding on each other’s thighs, and you can either sneak-watch or walk in and turn it into a threesome that gets really, really dirty once someone suggests “we should share him.” That whole vacation vibe of “no neighbors, nobody watching, rules don’t matter” somehow makes every blowjob, every time you push in bare, feel more risky, even when you know the game will let you cum inside as much as you want. And yeah, the whole family angle is not just background, it’s in your face, in the way they talk to you while you’re inside them, using those wrong names, thanking you like it’s the most natural thing in the world to fuck each other between beach trips.

It’s weird how this one opens so soft, like it’s pretending to be an average story about school life and studying, and then bam - someone’s hand is halfway down a skirt before you realize it’s even happening. The pacing’s all messed up in a good way, like the dev forgot what subtlety means but accidentally nailed tension instead. You’re walking through a hallway scene, low chatter from classmates, and then a camera pan catches Will’s reflection in a trophy case - his eyes look too damn curious. That’s when you know: this isn’t about grades. Cindy acts like she’s clueless, but you catch that smirk every time the screen lingers a second too long on her mouth. It’s not polished storytelling, but it’s the kind where you can smell the sweat before the clothes even start dropping.

The voyeur stuff hits differently here; it’s not shown like cheap shock but like this slow infection that spreads between scenes. You peek, then you keep peeking, and before long you’re complicit. There’s this one balcony scene - moonlight, wind, a half-whispered laugh - and then suddenly everything’s skin and breath and barely-there sound effects that make your phone vibrate like it’s judging you. I swear the devs have a thing for teasing you right to the edge just to throw in some totally unnecessary dialogue about saving the world. Who even remembers the fantasy subplot? It’s like the plot’s drunk, swaying between hero talk and someone’s mom bending over too slow. And yeah, I noticed the weird physics on the boobs during that group scene; they move like they’ve got their own quest log. Not complaining, just confused.

If you’re gonna play it, don't rush. Let it drag you through the awkward pauses and dumb jokes. The corruption stuff doesn’t hit hard if you spam-click past conversations; you gotta soak in the guilt, the little side glances. That’s where it gets spicy - where the world feels too real for a 2D mess of pixels. I kept thinking I’d close it after “just one more scene,” but then someone moaned out a name that wasn’t supposed to be moaned, and yeah... there went my evening.

Bianca and Aaron look like that boring perfect couple you scroll past on Instagram, the ones that post honeymoon pics with too many filters and hashtags, and then you start this story and realize their whole life is hanging by a horny little thread. It kicks off super normal, just a “game night” after the honeymoon, soccer rivalry trash talk, beers on the table, TV on, same old. Then you meet Aaron’s boys, and right away it smells like drama. All three of his so-called best friends have history with his wife. Actual history. One of them literally used to fuck her, not in some vague college fling way, but proper ex-boyfriend who clearly still knows every switch on her body. The game quietly leans into that awkward energy and never lets it go. The camera loves lingering on shit it shouldn’t, like the way Bianca sits too close on the couch, or how her eyes hold a second too long when one of the guys makes a dumb joke. There is animated stuff, yeah, but the real hit is how it builds that slow “everyone knows but no one says it” tension.

Bianca’s not just some perfect waifu. She’s messy in that good way. She dresses hot for “friends coming over” when she really didn’t need to, and the story keeps you guessing if she’s doing it on purpose or just pretending she’s innocent. And then she calls her BFF, which sounds like damage control at first. Like, she doesn’t want to be the only woman in a room full of dudes who already banged her. Fair enough. Except her friend walks in and you instantly go “oh great, she’s worse.” That girl is chaos with lipstick, clearly obsessed with Aaron, and the game does not hide it. The way she touches him when she doesn’t need to, hugs that last a bit too long, that fake friendly “I’m just playing” bullshit that you know is total cap. At some point you stop watching the soccer match almost entirely and just follow who is looking at who behind his back. You get those sneaky shots with Bianca half turned away, texting, or going to “grab something from the kitchen” and someone follows her, and suddenly the whole “game night” thing is just an excuse for everyone to test how far they can push it without Aaron snapping. When the group stuff finally hits, it doesn’t feel random, it feels like the dam you’ve been staring at finally cracking and then absolutely drowning the poor idiot who thought his friends were just friends. There’s this one moment where Aaron is right in the room and the others are basically violating the idea of marriage in front of him, and the story still somehow makes it feel like he’s the outsider in his own house. It’s filthy, kind of mean, and honestly pretty funny in a dark way, like watching a sitcom where the laugh track got replaced by moans and whispered “don’t tell him.”

Satoshi thinks a spooky couples event will fix his boring love life. That alone already tells you this guy is in trouble. He drags Mary and a bunch of other young couples to this “Test of Courage” on some abandoned island, in this old Japanese mansion that feels like a love hotel got possessed by a ghost with a cheating fetish. At first it feels almost goofy: Halloween vibes, dumb costumes, everyone in sexy outfits that would get you banned from Instagram in 3 seconds. Mary’s tits are practically a plot point. Short skirt riding up every time she moves, big ass that camera keeps sticking to, those kind of angles where your phone browser bar just quietly disappears. The game pretends it is about courage and true love, but half the time the “ritual” looks more like a set up for a bukkake scene that forgot to start filming.

The fun of this thing is how it messes with your head while also just throwing raw porn in your face. It plays that classic NTR trick where Satoshi keeps catching glimpses of Mary and the other girls getting way too friendly with the staff. An attendant’s hand sliding over Mary’s thigh in a dark corridor, someone groping Natsuki’s huge boobs in the shadow of a paper wall, a door opening just enough so you see Mary on her knees between two guys, drool on her chin, then it slams shut and Satoshi acts like maybe it was just his imagination. The horror angle is not about ghosts. It is that slow, sticky feeling that your girlfriend is getting wet for other cocks right in front of you, and the island itself kind of pushes everyone to be filthier. There are scenes where Mary gets pinned against a pillar, panties torn aside, big tits bouncing while she takes a rough vaginal pounding and Satoshi just stands there, brain fogged, watching her moan “no” while her hips grind for a deeper creampie. The more the “ritual” progresses, the more she shifts from shy to addicted, going from accidental groping in the hallway, to getting passed around in group sex, riding some random guy with her tongue out, begging for cum inside like that is the only way to save their love. It is ugly, horny, ridiculous and kind of fascinating if you study how NTR keeps recycling the same pain fantasy and people still eat it up on their phones in Incognito mode.

Christmas porn games usually feel like somebody just slapped a santa hat on a random girl and called it "holiday special". This one actually leans into the whole messy, horny-family-gathering energy. You’re following Mei again, and she’s that mix of sweet wife and quiet freak that makes you think "ok, she says she’s shy, but she keeps wearing those stockings in public for a reason". The whole thing plays like a dare spiral that goes from slightly naughty to "ok, this is proper cheating territory" while she still tries to pretend it’s just for fun. I like how the dares start small, like a bit of teasing in front of the tree, some "accidental" flashing in public, and then by the time you realize it, there are hands on her ass in places they really shouldn’t be, with people they really shouldn’t belong to. And she’s moaning way too loud for someone who is supposedly just nervous and embarrassed. It hits that nasty mix of exhibitionism and voyeur stuff, where half the fun is knowing everyone around is kinda pretending they don’t see, but they do.

The two Santa paths give very different flavors of filth. Jack taking the Santa role is more personal, almost cruel in a sexy way. He knows exactly how far he can push her before she breaks, and he keeps dancing on that line. He uses dares like a weapon: "Wear this in public. Sit on his lap. Spread a little more. No, more. Good girl." It feels like this twisted "training" thing where he turns her into the wife who will show off for him, let other guys grope her in front of him, and still look back at him like "did I do good?". It’s messed up. It’s hot. I hated how much I enjoyed watching her get grabbed by strangers and still thinking "she’s totally going to fuck one of them sooner or later". Then the other route, with Alex and two Santas, is just chaos. No intimacy, just pure circus. Two guys in the same stupid costume trying to outdo each other with presents that are basically "how far can we push this married woman before everybody admits this isn’t a game anymore". Double hands, double cocks, double pressure. You get that group sex tension where nobody wants to be the one who stops first. And Mei, who was “just playing along”, somehow ends up sandwiched, used as a toy between them, like the whole thing was planned from the start. They call it dares, but let’s be real, some of those scenes feel like a full on NTR highlight reel with holiday lights blinking in the background.

What surprised me is how casual the game treats interracial stuff and the cheating anxiety. It doesn’t make a big drama, it just lets you sit there and watch as Mei gets more and more comfortable letting darker, bigger strangers touch what should be for her husband, while he either pushes her further or just sits back and watches like a proud pervert. I had one moment where she’s sitting in a guy’s lap in a public-ish place, her outfit practically split, tits bulging out, his hands under the fabric, and you see Jack in the corner just "testing" her, like this is part of some wife-training regime. Another scene she’s in that sexy santa outfit that is basically just an excuse to show her ass, bending forward where anybody could walk in, and instead of stopping, the game doubles down: more dares, more groping, more risk someone walks in and sees the wife getting worked like a slut on Christmas. Sometimes the AI CG looks a bit weird in small details, like a hand angle or a face that’s too perfect, and it pulled me out for a second, but then the next frame she’s getting grabbed from behind while she pretends to resist, and I kinda forget I wanted to complain. It’s not subtle, not deep, sometimes feels like the story is just an excuse to line up more dicks around her, and weirdly that fits the whole dirty-holiday tone perfectly.

This one feels like somebody took a messy fantasy tabletop campaign, spilled porn all over the character sheets, and then just said, “yeah, that’s the game now.” You start by poking through a surprisingly flexible character creator, pick male or female, fiddle with little stats you only half understand, and suddenly you’re a half naked adventurer waking up in a world where every bush, inn, dungeon and swamp has at least a 50% chance to want to fuck you. It’s all text, but the writing actually sells it when you run into, say, a smug lizardman guard who starts out just frisking you for weapons and somehow ends up with his claws digging into your hips while he breeds you full of hot cum. Or you laugh at the idea of a “horny mushroom grove” and ten minutes later you’re bent over, dripping, getting filled in both holes by thick, slimy tentacles while your character is trying and failing to sound offended. The tone jumps around a lot. One moment it’s standard fantasy “go talk to the blacksmith,” next moment he is jerking you off behind his shop with those rough, calloused hands and threatening to spank you if you keep teasing him with your mouth and then pulling away before he finishes. It has that slightly awkward, horny teenager energy, but in a good way, like someone actually having fun instead of trying to write a sex novel.

Where it really got me was the combat and how it bleeds into the porn. It’s simple turn based stuff, you pick between regular attacks or different “tease” options, and at first you’re like, okay, hit the wolfgirl with a sword or wiggle my hips at her, sure. Then suddenly you’re in a fight where you keep flirting just to see what happens, her lust bar pops, and the whole thing flips into a scene where she pins you to a rock and you’re riding her cock while she bites your neck and snarls into your ear. Same thing when you lose. A random group of bandit monsters knocks you down, your HP hits zero, and instead of just “game over,” you’re on your knees with one of them in your mouth, others lining up behind you, balls slapping your ass as they take turns filling you with messy creampies. I had one run where my male hero got so used as a camp slut after losing a fight that every time I went back near that road, the text remembered it and the same guys grabbed him again, treating him like their personal cumdump. It’s fucked up and hot and a little funny because the narration will casually mention how the locals are starting to whisper about you, and NPCs change how they talk depending on how much of a whore you’ve been in that area. That’s probably my favorite bit, actually. I was doing “serious” quests with a pretty straight face, helping a town with some monster problem, then later that night I sneak behind the tavern, jerk off with a big furry bull guy who makes me swallow his load, and the next morning the barmaid suddenly has new lines about the smell on my breath. Tiny stuff like that makes the world feel weirdly alive even though it’s just text.

Not everything is comfortable though, and I kind of like that it doesn’t pretend to be. The game absolutely loves throwing all kinds of bodies at you. Furries, lizardmen, werewolves, tentacled things that don’t even try to be human looking. Sometimes you’re giving a slow, messy blowjob to a soft, shy foxboy, playing with his balls until he squirms and paints your tongue with cum. Other times it’s full on rough male domination, your character getting pinned down, spanked until their ass stings, then used for deep anal while they moan like a slut and can’t stop clenching around the cock inside. There are scenes where you get to be the one in control too, shoving someone’s face into your crotch, forcing them to lick you clean after you finish, or grabbing a monster girl by the horns while you pound her pussy until she squirts. Or going down on a smug witch in her tower as “payment” for a quest, your lips and chin wet while she sits on your face and rides your tongue, then lazily jerks you off with one hand until you shoot all over her thighs. The gay content hits hard, by the way. One quest dumped me into a group scene in a cave where a bunch of male creatures took turns on every hole I had, one holding my head, another slapping his cock against my cheek, more lining up behind. It was filthy and long and I honestly forgot what the original quest even was. What annoys me is that the inventory UI sometimes feels like it was made during a hangover, the log scrolls a bit weird on mobile Chrome, and there is this one line about a character’s eye color that changes between scenes and now I can’t unsee it. But then I’m back in another encounter, teasing some proud knight, and end up with his dick in my hand, stroking him slow while he groans and calls me names, then shoving him into my ass while the text goes into way too much detail about how it stretches. By the time I’m crafting potions just so I can stay awake longer for more nighttime encounters in the forest, I kind of stop caring if a sentence is clunky here and there. The world remembers that my hero is a cum-stuffed disgrace or a smug top, the monsters react, the towns gossip, and I keep finding new ways to get fucked, or to fuck everything that moves. It feels dirty in that “I’ll just open it in a private tab on my phone” way, which is exactly what I wanted.

Waking up naked in a place that looks like fantasy world made by a horny DM on too much coffee is already fun, but here it feels extra dirty because nobody even remembers their own name, only that their body wants things. The game throws you into this weird forest where cute monster girls and creepy creatures mix together, and it keeps playing with that “is this dangerous or is this foreplay” feeling. One moment you are talking to a shy girl with horns who acts like a total virgin and blushes when you just ask her name, and then five minutes later she is on her knees, drool on her chin, taking your cock like she trained for this her whole life. The game really pushes that contrast hard: innocent faces, filthy mouths. Sometimes literally full of cum. The whole place feels wrong, like some failed experiment, but then you meet a slime futa who is way too happy to “examine” you by filling every hole she finds, and suddenly you forget to ask questions about the plot.

What I liked a lot is how it doesn’t lock you into only one style of sex. You can just flirt around like some dating sim nerd, go on a “normal” date at a tavern with a cute elf girl, and if you play your cards right you end up in the back room with her legs shaking, your cum dripping out of her still-tight pussy while she begs you not to pull out again. Then, in another scene, you fall asleep in some ruined temple and wake up halfway to a sleep sex scene, with a monster girl grinding on you, moaning softly like she is scared you will wake up, but also clearly loving that you might. That mix of horror and arousal hits hard when she is whispering that she just wants “a little taste” and then suddenly there is tentacle around your throat and another one spreading your ass open. The game treats multiple penetration like a hobby, not a special event. And the bukkake scenes are not just “cum everywhere” for no reason, they turn into humiliation too, with sticky faces, ruined hair, and characters looking away in shame but still asking for “one more time”. It’s fucked up, but in a hot way, especially when the protagonist pretends to comfort them while lining up for another creampie. There is also this weird side path where you mess around with a dude and the game doesn’t even act like it is a big deal, he just drops to his knees, gives you slow oral, and you suddenly realize the dev is not scared of gay stuff at all. Same with the girls: there are scenes where two of them just start licking each other in front of you, then invite you to join, and the whole thing turns into a sloppy pile of tongues, pussies and, sometimes, a surprise futa cock pressing between their cheeks. Honestly, the world feels like it is going to collapse under its own horny gravity at any moment and that is exactly why it works. You wander around thinking you will finally get some answers, but then you take one wrong turn in a dark cave and end up pinned by a spider girl, her tentacle-like legs spreading you wide while she decides if she wants your ass, your mouth, or your dick first, and by the time she coats you in sticky web and uses you for group fun with her “sisters”, you are not thinking about the mystery anymore at all.

Calendar-wise, this one is absolutely a messy fantasy for that awkward “post-Christmas, pre-New-Year, I hate my family and want orc dick” week. You boot it up thinking, alright, some generic elf revenge story, I’ll tab out to Twitter every five minutes. Then the game throws this skinny, pissed-off sorcerer elf prince at you, Xareth, with this permanent “I’m better than everyone” face, and literally ten minutes later he’s getting his ass grabbed by a mountain of green muscle in a fur loincloth, and suddenly you’re not checking your phone anymore. It starts like political drama, father dethroned, kingdom stolen by some scammer king, blabla, royal duty, magic training, all that, and then out of nowhere you’re crouched behind a rock, watching orcs train shirtless, sweaty, slamming into each other like a gay rugby team that lost their clothes. And the game is just like, yeah, you can stare. Or walk up. Or grope. No explanation, no moral questions, just “do you want the big orc, the bigger orc, or the scarred orc that definitely knows five ways to rearrange your spine during anal”.

What I love and hate is how it pretends to be serious story one second, then goes full horny chaos the next. There’s this scene where you sneak into the orc camp as a “diplomat” and you’re trying to talk politics, like, “help me take back my throne,” and the chieftain is only half listening because he’s staring at Xareth’s ass. You get a dialogue choice: keep talking strategy, or let him “inspect the merchandise.” I picked strategy, because I’m boring, and he still grabbed Xareth, pushed him over some crude wooden table, and started fingering him from behind while discussing battle routes. It’s stupid and hot at the same time. The camera lingers way too long on how Xareth is trying to keep a straight face while getting stretched open, his hand shaking over the war map. And the worst part, I laughed, because the music is still trying to sound epic while you’re basically doing backroom porn with flags and torches. The oral scenes are rough too, like, not “cute blowjob,” more “orc uses your throat like it’s a warm sleeve,” especially in that group sex bath event where Xareth ends up kneeling between two orcs, one in his mouth, one ramming him from behind, and another one just… watching? For no reason? And I swear the watcher was the hottest. Or not. I keep changing my mind about that guy. Anyway, there’s also this sudden interracial monster encounter in a forest cave, where some corrupted beast-thing corners Xareth, and you’re like “ah cool, boss fight,” then the combat fades out and it shoves him against the rocks, claws tracing his muscles, and the game goes, “Do you resist, or see what happens?” and at that point I just accepted that this world runs on cum instead of logic. Twitter crashed on my phone during that scene and I forgot to open it again.

It leans hard into the whole “muscle orc, slender elf” contrast, which normally I’m kinda tired of, but here they play with it enough to keep it alive. There’s an early campfire scene where Xareth is pretending he’s in control, trying to negotiate which tribe will support him, and this broad-shouldered orc with big tusks just sits behind him, wraps one arm around that tiny waist and starts palming his cock through his robes, casual as hell, like it’s normal diplomacy. Xareth still talks about alliances while his voice gets shakier, and the text actually reacts to how long you let it go before you pick a choice. I got distracted scrolling Discord during that, came back, and the game was describing how wet his ass already was just from grinding on the orc’s thigh. I complained to myself about the font in the dialogue box not matching the vibe, and then immediately forgot about it because suddenly there’s multiple penetration in a war tent, with two orcs sandwiching him, one in his ass, one pushing into his mouth, and a third guy holding his hair and making him look each of them in the eye while they fuck him. That scene actually made me pause to drink water. Not because of the intensity, but because I kept trying to see if Xareth was still pretending to be prince or just fully orc cumdump already. The game never really decides, and honestly I like that. Or I don’t. Depends on which route I clicked last. There’s a late-game bit where you finally march against the fake king, and on the way there, instead of big speeches, you’re in the back of a wagon, sprawled over an orc’s lap, getting lazy morning anal while another guy feeds you fruit and his fingers “accidentally” slip into your mouth. I wanted more political intrigue there, but then the camera showed this ridiculous close-up of Xareth’s big ass bouncing with every thrust and yeah, alright, fine, happy holidays to me.