Zelda finally letting you into her bedroom feels like you hacked Nintendo’s cloud and found the secret “18+ only” route they never wanted to admit exists. She’s there on the bed, all royal and smug, not some random anime chick pasted over a green tunic theme. It’s really, clearly her. The hair, the ears, the little “I’m better than you but kinda curious” look on her face. The whole thing plays like a horny side quest that somehow slipped between two boss fights. You’re not swinging a sword, you’re juggling bottles, lines, timing, and her mood, trying to get that perfect mix between “classy princess” and “ok I’m horny and a bit drunk, what now?”. It’s almost funny how much this turns into a puzzle game where the puzzle is literally how much wine a Hyrule princess needs before she stops acting like she’s made of porcelain and starts doing a slow strip in front of you.

The loop is simple, but it has that “just one more try” feeling. You offer her a drink, watch how her expression changes, how her body language gets softer or shuts down, and decide if you push, tease, or play nice for a bit. Screw up and she rolls over, dress still on, ass just out of reach, like a game over screen that looks like it’s mocking you. Hit the right rhythm and you get those hentai clips as your “reward”, little scenes where she loosens up piece by piece. It’s not just instant naked fanservice, which honestly I liked more than I expected. There’s this one moment where she’s already tipsy, cheeks flushed, and she does this half-awkward, half-proud striptease, stumbling a bit while trying to look erotic, and it sells the fantasy better than any straight-up porn loop. It’s stupid, and horny, and somehow kind of charming. There are a couple of times where the pacing feels off, like you’re clicking the same option and waiting for a different reaction that comes two steps later than your brain expects, but then she leans forward, cleavage framed just right, and your irritation magically disappears. The videos themselves hit that old-school hentai vibe, not super polished, more like something you found on a shady site back in the day, and that actually fits this parody mood. It’s not subtle, nothing about this is subtle, but if you ever wanted to “seduce” a certain elf princess with too much royal wine and see how far that goes, this is basically that fantasy turned into a browser toy with way more personality than it probably deserves.

On his way to Los Angeles, Jake’s craving to pick up a sexy brunette and get down in the High Mile Club. The moment you lock eyes on that tempting brunette waiting by the terminal, you know this trip just got interesting. Could this brunette be the one to turn this flight into a pleasure-filled adventure? You haven’t played this particular game before, but it’s all about the chase, the thrill, and the erotic highs found miles above the ground.

It all begins with a decision titled ‘Or Yours’ where you select your playmate and set the tone for the night. Next up, picking the guest who will dive into this lustful encounter with Jake sets the stage. Pouring wine is next, the perfect catalyst to heighten senses and break down any barriers. Introducing Valium adds an intoxicating edge, blurring desires and amplifying sensations. Another drink slides down, fueling the fire and urging reckless abandon. You slide back into your seat, but the true playing starts here - raw, intimate, untamed.

Each move amps up the heat, leading to a climax of desire where Jake’s search for pleasure reaches its peak. From teasing lips to grinding bodies and loud moans, you decide how far Jake and his chosen one go in this erotic tale. Up here, in the cramped but enticing space of the High Mile Club, boundaries vanish and desire takes over. So pick your brunette, pour the wine, take the Valium, and let Jake's erotic journey unfold above the clouds - because sometimes, the best fucks happen miles high.