Pharmacy games always sounded boring in my head. Like, I imagine clicking bottles of vitamins and some old man asking about blood pressure. Then this thing shows up, and the pharmacy is just background noise for a bunch of horny people who desperately need… “alternative treatment plans.” You’re basically watching a day in Sina’s All Hours Pharmacy, except every “consultation” quietly drifts into porn logic. Customer says “my back hurts” and two dialog boxes later they’re bent over the counter getting “thorough physical support.” It feels like someone mixed workplace comedy with hentai and then forgot which one was supposed to be the main dish, so they just doubled down on both.

The whole thing is kinetic, so you’re not pretending to be some strategic mastermind. You’re just riding along, like a perv on rails. No choices, just vibes. Which is weirdly nice. I didn’t have to think, I just sat there with coffee in one hand and mouse in the other, clicking through as the staff solves problems using zero medical training and a lot of big tits physics. Breasts are basically secondary characters here. I swear there’s a scene where the pharmacist leans over and her boobs are doing more talking than her mouth. Her “consultation technique” is like: step one, lean in so the guy sees nothing but cleavage; step two, ask totally normal question with the most smug face; step three, he’s instantly cured except for the rock hard problem in his pants. Also the cocks are stupidly big, like “how is this physically inside you and you’re still making jokes” level cartoon nonsense. It’s great. It’s dumb. It’s kinda hot. It makes zero sense. Perfect.

What really got me though is the tone. One second you have straight up dirty talk at the counter, the next second someone cracks a joke like this is some workplace sitcom. At one point a customer comes in with “stress”, and suddenly the pharmacist is like, “We offer body‑to‑body relaxation, side effect includes not walking straight.” Nobody reacts like that’s insane. The staff treats sex like just another line item on the receipt. There’s a bit with a girl with huge boobs trying to restock shelves and they keep smashing into boxes and you just know the dev sat there thinking “yeah, this is very important for the medical realism.” The humor is very “I watched too much hentai and now I write scripts,” which honestly, mood. It’s horny but not super mean, just very shameless. I do wish there were moments where you could at least choose how fast the scenes escalate instead of everything jumping straight from mild flirting to “raw dog in the back room,” but it also kind of fits the whole no‑refunds, no‑breaks energy of the place. Half the time I forgot this is supposed to be a pharmacy at all. It just feels like porn with lab coats and name tags, which, yeah, I’m absolutely not complaining.

That first view of the apartment kind of hits like opening a porn tab you know you probably shouldn’t click but you do it anyway. Sun on the balcony, sea down there doing its sexy slow breathing, glass door half open, and your “new girlfriend” already talking about how this week will be super romantic. She’s got that thicker, soft kind of body that makes your hands feel too small. Tight top, curves trying to escape, and she’s hugging your arm while giving you this very “I’m gonna drain you later” look. You can almost smell the cheap wine and sunscreen already.

Then you hear the shower stop.

The daughter walks out in this tiny swimsuit that clearly wasn’t bought for “family friendly beach activities” and just goes “oh, you must be him” like she didn’t just bounce out half naked. Slimmer than her mom, long legs, big ass that moves on its own, and she does that thing where she pretends she’s adjusting her top but actually just pushes her tits together more. Instant tension. Your girl doesn’t notice at first, she’s still talking about where to put the luggage. The camera sticks to your POV, so you’re basically forced to stare right at the daughter’s wet thighs while she drips on the floor and smirks because she catches you doing it. That one smile from her is dirtier than half of Pornhub.

The game really likes these moments where nobody says “I want to fuck” but every single gesture screams it. Breakfast on the balcony, for example. Mom in a swimsuit that is begging for a wardrobe malfunction, ass spilling over the chair, sunny “good morning babe” energy. Daughter shows up late, sunglasses on, fake bored tone, bending way too far over the table to reach the juice. Her nipple pops at the edge for half a second, just enough to make you choke on your coffee. She notices. She always notices. She does these tiny challenges, like “hey can you rub sunscreen on my back, my arms can’t reach” while her mom is only one thin wall away blow drying her hair. And you’ve got this dialogue wheel that pretends to give you innocent options, but even the “polite” answer has you hovering your hands a bit too low on her hips.

What I liked is how many of the hottest bits are not fully naked at first. A bikini strap sliding down too slow. A beach wave knocking her into you so your hands automatically land on her ass. That scene on the sand when the three of you are lying on towels and she suddenly decides she is “too hot” and unhooks her top, lying on her stomach so only you get the side view of her huge tits flattening out. Mom is talking about romantic sunsets. Daughter is flirting with your erection. Both things true at the same time. It feels messy and wrong and exactly like that, like cheating but also not cheating because technically you are just… looking too much.

At night the place turns into something else. The 3D models look better in low light, less plastic, more like sweaty real people. There’s this balcony scene where the daughter comes out in an oversized T‑shirt, no bra, nipples clearly poking through, pretending she “can’t sleep because of the waves”. You get choices that push little boundaries. Do you let her sit in your lap “just to watch the moon”? Do you move your hand when she shifts and her ass presses right on your hard cock, or do you stay there and act like nothing is happening? It’s less about huge branching paths and more about how far you’re willing to go with the teasing. And sometimes the game doesn’t reward you immediately, it just stores that dirty little moment and throws it back at you later. Like when she whispers in your ear at the beach bar “I remember how hard you were last night” and walks away to dance with some guy, watching you over her shoulder.

There are some small things that annoyed me. Like, why does everyone stand up from the couch like a mannequin being lifted by a crane? The animation kills the mood for half a second, but then the camera drops behind mom when she bends to grab a dropped spoon and you forget everything because her swimsuit digs into her huge ass like floss. The writing is weirdly romantic in some scenes, almost sweet, and then it turns filthy with no warning. You’ll be in the middle of a slow, emotional talk about “future together” and two dialogue clicks later the daughter is basically asking if you prefer shaved or trimmed. It shouldn’t work, but somehow that clash makes it feel more like real people, who say lovely things and then five minutes later are grinding against a balcony railing like horny animals.

Little secrets are fun too. If you keep choosing slightly bolder lines with the daughter, she starts pushing the exhibitionism angle hard. Walking in front of you at the beach, hips switching like she’s on TikTok, “accidentally” losing part of her bikini in the water so you have to help her fix it while tourists walk by. One run I kept things more “respectful” and she turned almost clingy, like she wanted to prove she was more woman than her mom. Different vibe, same evil eyes. Either way, your POV turns every simple thing into porn: sunscreen, ice cream dripping down her chest, mom’s wet hair sticking to her neck, three shadows on the wall in the apartment hallway that look way more intimate than they should.

And when the two of them end up in swimsuits next to each other on that little sofa, mom chubby and soft with big tits half out, daughter skinny with that thick ass that doesn’t match the rest of her body, both looking at you like you’re the only cock in this town… yeah, the game knows exactly what it’s doing. It flirts, it lies, it pretends to be romantic while stuffing your brain with pure incest‑adjacent harem fantasy. You click, you choose, you tell yourself you’re “just checking another route” on your second run. But when the daughter leans into your ear and says “you’re not going to marry her without really knowing the family, right?” it becomes pretty clear why you’re still here, watching the waves hit the shore like they’re fucking the whole beach.