Phil is the kind of old bastard you see in hentai and think, “nah, nobody is like that in real life,” and then the game spends about ten minutes proving you wrong. He used to be this self-proclaimed sex god, king of the boarding house, panties thief, the whole package, and now he’s broke, humiliated, and somehow still horny as fuck. The plot is simple on paper: someone screwed him over, he got kicked off his throne, and now he claws his way back up by joining the local mafia and turning his own house into this weird mix of crime HQ and pervy playground. It sounds ridiculous, and it is, but that’s kinda why it works. One moment you’re helping him deal with shady guys in suits, the next you’re peeking through keyholes to watch a girl ride a dildo she swears is “for back pain only.” The game just shrugs like, yeah, that’s normal. Helga, Olga, Mirian, Layla, Ronda, Phoebe… every name drops like some bootleg crossover of childhood cartoon parody and cheap soap opera, and they all come with their own flavor of fuckery. Helga being a tsun brick with big tits is probably the least surprising thing in here. The first time Phil accidentally walks in on Layla, ass in the air, playing with a toy in front of her phone camera, I actually paused and laughed, because of course the old pervert doesn’t back out. He just stands there, breathing heavy, and the game lets you drag that voyeur moment out longer than it should. The teasing is constant, insanely slow at times, like the devs are edging you on purpose. You grab tits, you grope asses, someone complains, someone moans, and the line between “oops” and “he totally meant that” is very blurry. It’s a sandbox structure, so you bounce around the house, repeat scenes, poke at characters until new stuff unlocks. Sometimes it’s hot, sometimes it’s just Phil being a creepy old fuck and you go “okay dude, relax,” but then you click the same option again anyway, so who’s the real problem here.

What I didn’t expect is how much the game leans into Phil being old, not in a sad way, but like a filthy legend past his prime trying to speedrun a comeback. He talks about his “glory days” while staring at a teen with a big ass bent over the kitchen counter and whatever sympathy you had just melts. And yet, the game still lets him be this weird charm bomb. He flirts with Milfs and teens like it’s all the same sport, one minute groping some big tits in a cramped hallway, the next sabotaging some poor bastard’s date so he can swoop in. There’s a scene with Olga where he “helps” her with yoga, and you can practically smell the sweat and desperation when he pretends his hands just “slipped” to her ass. Anal stuff shows up more casually than I expected too, like Phil is just ticking off a bucket list he started thirty years ago. The parody angle pops out more in small jokes: little nods to “Hey Arnold” style names, some girl literally named Ronda who looks like she walked out of a bootleg hentai version of a kids show, and the game never points at it directly, it just sits there and lets you be the one who feels dirty for noticing. Sex toys appear in random places, like a vibrator casually on a coffee table, and Phil’s reaction is always the same horny old man energy, half shocked, half delighted. I only really got annoyed at tiny things, like how the same teasing line repeats in certain scenes and the timing of some events feels off, you walk in, get blueballed, leave, come back, same half-finished seduction, like the universe is lagging. But then you hit a new voyeur moment with Phoebe showering, water dripping over huge tits pressed against the glass, and the irritation just fades into the background noise. Nothing feels polished, not the pacing, not the transitions, not even the way Phil talks, but in this type of game it kind of fits. It’s like dirty fanfic that escaped, got some code slapped on it, and decided to become your new guilty habit without asking.

Everything about this game feels like some horny fever dream of a lazy knight who just wanted gold, boobs and trouble in the woods. You play this very average dude, not some shining hero, who gets shoved into this “kill the monster, get the treasure, impress the Hooters girls” kind of quest, and the whole thing leans hard into parody. It knows it’s ridiculous. The fantasy world feels like one of those cheap tavern wallpapers on Steam, but then the milfs show up with these insane curves, perfect for those big soft-tit moments, and suddenly you forget you were supposed to be a brave adventurer and not just a walking erection. The game lets you wander around like a sandbox, poking at places you shouldn’t, teasing big-ass monster girls, getting sucked off by women who absolutely know better, and everything has this messy, horny energy that feels more like a dirty joke that went too far than a “serious” adult story.

Combat is this simple turn-based thing, but it’s used more like foreplay than real challenge. You’re in a fight, you’re trading hits, then the scene slows down and the monster isn’t just a monster. She’s got thick thighs, obscene cleavage, and she leans in close, her tits almost spilling over your screen, and suddenly the “attack / defend / skill” thing gets weirdly erotic. Sometimes when you win, the reward isn’t just gold, it’s a full-on lewd scene: sloppy handjob with her drooling over your cock, tits pressed together and she’s milking you while making fun of how fast you cum, or you get pinned down by some big-titted fantasy milf who rides you like you’re just another loot chest. The AI CG is surprisingly expressive too, not perfect, it has that slightly off vibe here and there, but the faces when they tease you, the way lips wrap around nipples during boob-sucking scenes, the way their asses look in motion during the animated bits, it all creates this low-key hypnotic rhythm. I caught myself just staring at a jiggle loop longer than I want to admit, like some brain-dead caveman.

The pacing is weird in a good way. Sometimes things are slow, lots of teasing, a milf leaning over you, her top barely holding those giant tits, she makes you wait, strokes you lazily with her hand, spits on it a little, whispers stupid fantasy lines that still hit, then suddenly the game jumps into another silly quest or random joke and you’re like, “wait, I was about to cum, wtf.” It’s horny, then silly, then horny again, like switching tabs between Pornhub and YouTube memes. And yeah, the UI is a little clunky, some buttons feel like they got placed by a drunk goblin, one sound loop in the forest kept repeating and I wanted to smack my speakers, but then there’s this one scene where a thick milf pushes your head into her chest, you hear wet sucking, her moans get louder, her hips grind on your leg, and the sound mix suddenly just clicks. That heavy breathing, the sloppy mouth sounds when she licks your nipples, the wet strokes when she jerks you while staring into your eyes, it pulled me right back. The whole game is like that: a horny little adventure that pretends to be about slaying some beast, but really it’s about being used, teased and drained by big-tit fantasy women who know exactly what they’re doing and are having way too much fun with your poor hero.

Hailey’s story hits that weird spot between hot and kind of painful in the chest, and I liked that more than I want to admit. You start as this regular guy who clearly loves his wife, and she’s exactly that fantasy mix of cute and dangerous: big soft tits under casual clothes, ass that fills the whole screen when she bends even just a little, smile that makes you think “yeah, she knows what she’s doing”. At first it feels innocent, just playful teasing in the kitchen, her brushing past you so her boobs press into your arm, little flashes of panties when she stretches on the couch. The kind of stuff where you know she’s doing it on purpose, but she pretends she’s not. Meanwhile she keeps talking about this coworker, like he’s “just helping with a project”, and your guy is trying so hard to act chill while you, the player, are already imagining him rail her against the office desk. The game knows you’re thinking that and keeps poking the thought until it hurts.

What I didn’t expect was how much time you actually spend alone with the main guy’s dick in his hand. Not in a boring way. More like he’s spiraling. You get home, she’s late again, phone face down, new text sound, and suddenly you’re in the bathroom, jerking off to the idea of your own wife sending nudes to another man. Masturbation scenes feel sweaty and pathetic and still insanely hot. One time he’s stroking while listening through the bedroom door because she’s “just changing clothes” after coming back from drinks, and the game gives you this small pause where you think you hear another voice. Might be nothing. Might be him in your house. The art is simple 2D but the body language sells it: her flushed cheeks when she lies, that slightly different way she sits on the bed, legs a bit too open, like she’s used to being watched now. Sometimes she flashes you her bra and laughs in that “you’re safe, he’s not” kind of way, which somehow hurts more than if she just said she was cheating. The corruption is slow, but you feel every small step. You let her go out in that tight dress you know isn’t for you, you don’t say anything when she “forgets” panties, you pick the softer dialogue options because you’re scared to lose her, and that just opens the door wider for this coworker to fuck his way into your life. It’s honestly a bit depressing, but then she bends over to get something from the fridge, her huge ass filling the screen, and your brain just shuts up and says: yeah, ok, ruin my life again.

Lost Freedom is that kind of game where you open it “just to check it out” and suddenly you’re neck deep in family drama, bad decisions and way too many people calling the main guy “sir” a bit too respectfully right before doing very disrespectful things. Everything spins around this clueless dude who finds out way too late that he has a daughter, and she’s not a sweet little princess. She’s a bratty, proud, sexy trouble magnet with a temper, big tits, big ass and zero interest in behaving. The writing really leans into that: she mouthes off, tests boundaries, tries to keep control, then flips when the main character doesn’t fold. And of course, the more they argue, the more the game makes you watch her bend over in tight clothes, sit on the couch with her legs half open, stretch in front of him like some kind of half-accidental porn audition. You know exactly where it’s going, the game knows you know, and it still drags out the slow burn just enough to make all the creampie scenes feel like a massive “yeah, this was always going to happen”.

The structure is “lineal” like the dev warns, but it cheats a bit. You click through what looks like a straight visual novel, then out of nowhere the coworker route pops up and suddenly you’re fake dating a cute redhead for her parents while the daughter is sulking at home. That redhead’s whole thing is hilarious and horny at the same time. She’s shy and polite in public, then five minutes later she’s riding the MC like she’s late for work, moaning about wanting his kid inside her, and the game really zooms in on her feet grabbing his back or her toes curling when he goes down on her. And then there’s the blonde “enemy” girl, who exists mostly to piss off the daughter and to casually suck dick like she’s smoking after a long day. Half the fun is watching the scenes where the blonde and daughter are in the same room, pretending to be civil while the MC is remembering how both of them taste. The jealous stares, the tight dresses, the not-so-subtle camera focus on their asses when they argue about stupid office stuff. Then the boss shows up, older, stacked, legs for days, and suddenly you’re getting a blowjob in an office chair while Slack notifications ping in the background like your real life is demanding attention.

What I kind of enjoyed way too much is how the sex scenes are animated just enough to feel dirty, but not overproduced. There’s this one scene where the daughter is riding him in that slow, circular grind, hair stuck to her sweaty face, and the camera holds on the creampie shot longer than it should, like the game is proud of itself. Another moment, the blonde is on her knees at work, licking the MC’s cock from base to tip, pausing to kiss his shaft like she’s teasing the player, then she takes him deep and you see the slight gag, the little eye roll, the way her lipstick smears. And the feet stuff just sneaks in, no big announcement. The daughter putting her bare feet on his lap while acting like she doesn’t know what she’s doing, or sliding her toes over his hard-on under the table, or that redhead pumping him off with her soles before riding him, asking to be filled and knocked up like some cute breeding toy. The romance is there, in a twisted “I love you but I’m also fucking your boss and your rival” way, and the endings feel more like “which mess do you want to sleep in forever” than some clean happy-ever-after. Honestly, if porn dating sims had awards, this one would probably win “Most Efficient Use Of Questionable Family Bonds And Office Bullshit To Justify Creampies In Every Hole” without even trying.

Guy starts out as total loser energy, right? No money, boring life, dad’s a weirdo, same four walls, same browser tabs, same boring porn. Then he finds out this family secret and suddenly it’s like someone toggled “god mode” on his bloodline. Not in the superhero sense, more like “oh, I can twist people’s minds and push them where I want” kind of way. And that hits harder when you realize most of the hot women around him are already kinda messed up in the head. There’s this really fun contrast: his vibe is still this awkward dude with messy room and hand-me-down clothes, while at the same time he’s casually nudging a proud older woman into flashing her tits from the balcony because he said it’d be “liberating.” She argues, blushes like crazy, then does it, and you feel that little “oh shit, I really made her do that” in your stomach along with the boner. That mix of guilt and arousal the game does a lot. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be moral. But it knows exactly what button it’s pushing.

The rooms and streets feel like they exist so you can wander around and hunt for those small dirty moments. Opening the fridge and catching your “relative” bending over in this thin T-shirt that basically draws the shape of her ass with the cloth, then later using that mental image to push a bit harder when you finally talk her into “just a kiss” that slides into tongue and then she ends up riding you on the couch like she’s been waiting for it for years. Dialog is where you feel the localization a lot. Some lines are a bit stiff, like “I will make you mine completely,” which sounds like a telenovela, but then there is this one scene where the older neighbor calls you “little parasite” while her nipples are poking through her blouse and it lands perfectly. The grammar slips here and there, but to be honest it kinda matches the MC’s brain. His thoughts read like someone who learned English from porn comments and Discord, and that’s not even a complaint. I was reading his inner monologues and going “yeah, that’s exactly how my brain sounds when I’m trying not to stare at someone’s cleavage on the subway.”

Sex scenes go from tender to completely fucked up faster than Chrome opens another tab. One route I had this shy girl doing cute, slow missionary, legs shaking, moaning your name soft, and then like two scenes later you’ve got her pressed to a wall, panties around one ankle, your hand on her throat while she’s begging you to finish inside her because she “belongs to you now.” The corruption ramp is actually pretty good at showing the steps. First she just sends you a slightly risky pic from the bathroom, you tease her about how you can almost see her pussy, and she says “don’t be gross.” Next scene she’s on video call pushing a dildo inside herself and asking if you’re going to “upgrade” her soon. The pacing feels weird sometimes, like scenes jump from teasing to full anal like the writer skipped two pages, but the core beats are hot enough you kinda forgive it in the moment. Also the tiny detail of having to grind a bit of cash or power before pushing further adds this nice tension: do I spend my energy convincing the classy MILF to cheat on her husband again, or do I break that cute girl’s mind a little more until she agrees to walk around town without panties because “you like it.” The game keeps dangling those choices in front of you, and every time you tell yourself you’ll be nice this time, you end up stuffing someone full of cum and marking them like property anyway.

This one hits different in a weird, slightly fucked up, very horny way. You start as this guy who vanished as a kid and just strolls back into the house like, “yeah, I’m alive, also here’s Saeko, she’s hot, don’t ask too many questions.” The game doesn’t rush anything, it kind of lets you sit inside the awkward silence of the family seeing him again. That slow burn is what made it feel sexy for me, because every little touch, every stolen look, feels louder. When your “relatives” hug you a bit too long, when the Milf leans in close and her tits press into your chest and the camera just lingers, the room feels heavy. It’s not just generic porn clicking, it’s like you’re creeping closer to a line everyone pretends is still there even when they already crossed it in their heads.

The sound helps a lot. There’s this low ambient hum in the house, some soft music that’s not trying to be epic, just enough to make it feel like late evening when everyone’s a bit tired and horny. Breathing is loud. Little gasps and wet mouth sounds during oral scenes stand out more than usual because the game doesn’t spam music on top. I liked how some scenes are almost too quiet, just skin rubbing and the bed creaking while you’re groping someone who’s supposed to be asleep. It’s fucked, but that’s the point, and the game doesn’t pretend otherwise. Sleep sex moments are shot close on the hands: fingers sliding under clothes, grabbing a big ass carefully first, then bolder. I caught myself holding my own breath during one scene, when the MC is jerking off in the dark just a few steps from her, whispering her name like a confession. The models have that thick, juicy 3dcg look, like everyone was built out of curves and oil. Big tits, shiny skin, a Milf with that “I’m trying to be proper” face while your hand is between her legs. Sometimes the facial expressions go a bit weird and plastic when things get too intense, and a couple of animations feel like the hips move on a different rhythm, but it weirdly adds to the dirty vibe, not less.

Romance here is fake soft and real filthy at the same time. People say “I care about you” in one line and then swallow cum the next. There’s proper kissing, cuddling on the couch with slow teasing, and then out of nowhere she’s grinding on your lap, pretending it’s innocent until you feel how wet she is. Anal scenes, when they show up, are treated like a big deal: lots of lube, some whining, some “it won’t fit” that obviously it will. Saeko feels less like a side girl and more like a secret partner in crime, like she knows exactly what the family did to you and what you’re going to do back. There are moments where she just sits there, smirking, while you flirt way too heavy with a “relative,” and it feels almost like a tag-team corruption thing. You get those masturbation scenes where the MC watches someone sleep or shower and just loses it, pumping hard while whispering stuff he’d never say out loud, and that hits that pervy voyeur itch pretty good. I kind of wish there were more small random sound triggers, like phone buzzing or distant TV, just to sell the feeling of being caught at any second, but yeah, that’s not happening. Anyway, it’s one of those games where you tell yourself “I’m just gonna check the story” and ten minutes later you’re edging while some Milf you absolutely should not be fucking moans your name into a pillow.

Andrew thinks he is just dropping a box at some weird rich lady’s place, then he blinks and suddenly he is the box. That is how this game feels. One moment you’re a normal delivery guy, the next you’re naked on cold floor with a collar around your neck and three witches arguing if you should lick their feet first or their pussy. The whole thing is set inside this magical house that looks kind of normal on the surface, but every room is like a trap for your dignity. Doors move, furniture stares at you, the staircase literally kicks you back down when the mistress is not done using your mouth. You have that classic “choose what to say” style, but it’s not polite choices. It’s more like: do you kneel and call her “mistress” now, or do you try to run and get turned into a human sex mop. As a CYOA nerd, I liked how one wrong click and boom, you’re chained to a bed giving sloppy blowjob practice while two of them laugh and use magic to keep your jaw wide open.

What hit me hard is how they play with humiliation. Not just “haha you’re naked” but deeper stuff. There is a scene where the redhead witch makes you scrub the floor with your tongue, and each stain you clean she uses a spell to make your dick twitch harder. She keeps asking dumb little questions like “are you proud of yourself, delivery boy?” and if you answer wrong she hooks her heel under your balls and presses, very slowly. Her tits are huge and always in your face, like she knows you want to look up, and she won’t let you. Another one sits behind you on the couch and uses your face as a seat while watching some stupid magical TV show, just ignoring you except when she needs you to lick her feet clean. There is this moment where she forces you to hold her legs up on your shoulders while she rides your tongue and talks about grocery lists, like you’re not even a man anymore, just some enchanted furniture with a hard-on. I liked that actually more than the big flashy spells. The magic is there, sure, glowing circles, invisible hands, the usual stuff, but the best parts are tiny things, like when she snaps her fingers and you instantly cum in your pants in the middle of the hallway while the whole house laughs, and you just want to reload but you also kinda don’t.

The 3dcg style helps a lot because the body language is clear. When the main witch pushes her foot into your mouth and curls her toes, you see every little toe wrinkle, the shine of drool when she makes you keep your tongue out and uses it as a footrest. It is not subtle. There is a crazy animated scene where you’re tied on your back at the bottom of the stairs, cock sticking up, and every time someone walks past they either spit on it, step on it, or stroke it with their sole, almost gentle, then stop right before you finish. You can choose to beg or stay quiet, but both paths end with you being called a good little house slave. The game pretends you can escape, gives you that fake hope with some paths where you sneak around the corridors and try doors, but the house itself is on their side, so it just loops you back to the same room where the mistress is waiting, bored, legs spread, telling you you’re late and she needs her daily oral worship. One time I tried to roleplay defiant, chose every “resist” option, and my reward was a long scene where they sit in a circle, use magic to stop me from moving, and take turns using my mouth, my face, my cock, like a toy they’re reviewing. They rate your performance out loud, comparing you to former slaves, and it actually hurt a bit in the ego, which is kinda hot if you’re into that. There is this tiny thing that annoyed me though, like the sound effect of footsteps is too loud for no reason, but I kept forgetting to fix the volume because someone was already sitting on my face again. Anyway, the whole vibe is: you thought you were a man with a job, but the house knows you’re just a cock, a tongue, and a pair of shaking legs, and the witches are very happy to prove it to you, scene after scene.

Whole thing feels like somebody mashed a Christmas movie with a porn forum argument and then forgot to put on the brakes. You load in expecting some cozy family holiday thing, and it is that for like three clicks, then the food drama kicks in, the surprise guests show up, and suddenly this “nice dinner” is just an excuse for every pent-up, wrong-as-hell fantasy to boil over. It’s very much about that pressure, everyone pretending to be normal while mom is stacked, the aunt has this huge ass that basically has its own gravity, the “kids” are way too grown to be acting cute, and half the room is eye-fucking the other half. The teasing is relentless. Long looks across the table, brushing hands when they pass the dishes, the way a character “accidentally” presses her tits into someone’s shoulder to reach a glass. There’s this moment where one of the older women leans over to pick something up, skirt rides up, and the camera just sits there like it’s hypnotized. It’s such a stupid little shot, but it sells the whole vibe: everyone is starving, and not for the turkey. Then the game starts pulling you between different heads. One moment you’re in the son’s place, barely keeping it together while his milf of a mom keeps bending over; next you’re riding in the mind of an older guy who’s pretending to be the responsible one, while fantasizing about double-stuffing two relatives on the same couch. Then there’s the girls, some of them already half corrupt in their thoughts, some pretending they’re straight laced while they’re literally thinking about eating each other out in the kitchen. The lesbian stuff sneaks in like a side dish, then becomes its own full course, especially when they drag a third person in and it stops being “innocent experimenting” and turns into full-on group mess, with hands and mouths and tits everywhere. The pacing is weird in a good way. It doesn’t rush straight to everyone fucking on the table, it circles around. There’s a titfuck that happens way later than I expected, like the dev forgot they had made these ridiculous boobs and suddenly remembered, “oh right, those can do things.” The way the corruption builds is honestly kind of funny. At first, everyone is very “we shouldn’t, this is wrong,” and five scenes later they’re doing anal against the fridge while trying not to knock over the leftovers. There’s a scene where a character gets groped in a crowded room and pretends not to notice, but her dialogue choices totally give away she’s enjoying every second. And yeah, it leans into the forbidden angle hard. The incest stuff is not shy. It’s not like “maybe they are just close friends,” no, they’re family and the game points the camera right at that line and then just walks over it. Creampies inside the house, on the bed that clearly belongs to someone else, and repeated. Multiple penetration shows up mostly later, when the group sex kicks in and all the “we shouldn’t” barriers are already broken. There’s this one family girl who goes from being shy and annoyed to taking a cock in her ass and another in her pussy like it’s the most natural holiday activity and I honestly laughed, because the jump is wild. Also there is this dumb little thing where someone keeps moving a plate in the background between shots and it slightly changes position every time, and now I can’t unsee it. Oral scenes are pretty heavy and sometimes borderline worship, especially when the younger characters finally give in and start sucking off the men they’ve been flirting with all evening. There’s a good moment where she wipes a bit of spit off her chin and it’s not even animated big, just a tiny touch, but it makes the scene feel way more nasty. The anal is not a side attraction either; once it appears, it becomes part of the rotation, often with a creampie just to underline that nobody here is thinking about anything except filling each other. Some routes feel more developed than others, like one milf route gets this surprisingly sweet lead up before she lets herself be corrupted fully, while another character basically flips from “this is inappropriate” to “please fuck me from behind in the laundry room” in one dialogue branch. Vaginal, anal, mouth, tits, it all cycles through like a holiday menu where you’re supposed to try every dish at least once, and the group scenes stack bodies in a way that feels almost stupid but also kind of perfect for a porn game. It’s messy, wrong, full of big asses and big tits and bad decisions, and when that final family member joins in like it was all planned from the start, it actually feels weirdly coherent for something this filthy.

Guy thinks he’s just going back for another boring uni semester, next thing he knows he’s dropped into dusty Goldfield County in 1896 with no phone, no Google Maps, nothing, and a whole town that looks like it’s stuck between a cowboy movie and a weird Victorian drama. The game throws you right into this “adapt or die” vibe, but then you realise adapting here mostly means choosing which gorgeous girl you’re going to fuck behind which saloon door. It’s all from his eyes, always this male POV thing, so every blowjob, every time you slide into someone raw, feels like you’re the one fumbling your way through this old-timey world. They play a lot with teasing too, girls bending over to pick up something in those long skirts but you still somehow see big ass and giant tits almost popping out, and you’re like “I thought they were more modest in 1896?” but okay, sure, history can be horny. One scene that stuck with me is this supposedly “innocent” church girl, still a virgin, who keeps pretending she doesn’t know what she’s doing while her hand is already stroking you under the pew, whispering that it’s a sin, but not stopping at all. The dev really likes that ahegao face stuff, so when she finally rides you in a dusty barn and you finish deep inside her, her expression is less “scared of God” and more “broken by dick” and it’s kind of hilarious and hot at same time.

The whole thing is this messy mix of sex and danger: gunfights in the street, duels, little RPG style choices about who you side with in town, and then suddenly you’re behind the brothel, getting sucked off by a prostitute you just paid with coins you earned from shooting bandits. There’s a sandbox feel where you wander around, trigger scenes by poking into random corners like a peeping idiot, and sometimes you just straight up catch two people fucking behind a shed. You can watch, you can join, or you can pretend you’re better than that and then five minutes later you’re balls deep in group sex with them anyway. I like how some girls are shy and act all romantic, wanting you to “court” them with flowers and slow kisses, and then when the clothes finally come off they spread their legs, ask for anal like it’s nothing, and push your head between their thighs for oral until they tremble. Other times the game just goes totally crude: interracial threesomes in a bathhouse, one girl riding your face while another grinds her big ass on your lap, you switching between mouths and pussies and asses, filling one with a creampie while the other one jerks you off and laughs about how much cum you have. There’s also stripping scenes in the saloon, where you can basically encourage a girl to go from dancing on stage to full-on prostitution, which will either turn you on or make you slightly uncomfortable, especially if you’re thinking “would I want my daughter to see this?” and then remembering this thing is absolutely not for kids and never will be. The combat is kind of clunky and the shooter parts feel like someone learned how to script guns from a YouTube video, but weirdly that roughness fits the place. It’s not polished, not neat, but when you’re pushing a farm girl against a fence, yanking up her skirt, sliding into her while she tries to stay quiet so her father doesn’t hear, the lack of perfection actually makes it feel more dirty and real. Honestly, I went in expecting more romance and got a full-time harem fantasy where almost every woman eventually spreads for you, and even though I keep saying I want “deep story” I still clicked every single masturbation scene just to see how far the game would go with voyeur stuff. Spoiler: pretty far.

Jimmy Awkward Adventures is exactly what it sounds like if your brain is a little broken from too much Reddit and too many horny “choose your own” stories. You’re stuck in a house with your landlady and a bunch of curvy roommates during lockdown, no job, no clue, and a dick that makes all the worst decisions for you. The whole vibe is this mix of “I’m such a loser” and “I accidentally saw her tits again, oops” that somehow becomes hot instead of just sad. You play as Jimmy, this gamer who kind of sucks at life, but then he gets access to this weird inner world, like his own limbo, where he can poke around in his desires and screw with how he reacts to the women around him. It feels like the dev took a horny CYOA thread and asked, “What if this guy actually had to live with the consequences of his bullshit?”

What I liked most is how the game treats awkwardness as foreplay. You’re peeking through doors, “accidentally” walking in while someone is changing, watching that thick milf landlady bend over the couch while pretending you’re focused on your phone. There’s this one scene where you’re in the hallway, and your landlady is arguing with somebody on speakerphone, pacing back and forth in a tight top that absolutely cannot be legal. Jimmy is half listening, half staring at her ass, and inside his head the limbo thing kicks in and gives you this tiny corrupt choice like: do you feel guilty, or do you lean into it and imagine what she looks like with nothing on. And if you push him toward the pervy side, he starts noticing details later, like the way her nipples press against the fabric when she leans close to scold him for being lazy. It’s subtle in a stupid, horny way, but you feel it building.

Roommates are their own chaos. You get that “almost family, but not really, but kind of, but also way too hot” energy. Sometimes the game flirts with that taboo in a way that feels like those sketchy stories people post, where everyone pretends nothing is weird. There’s this scene in the living room, late, where one of the girls is watching some trash reality show on Netflix, legs spread on the couch, big tits squeezed into this tight tank top, and you sit too close. Not on her lap, but like… one more inch and it would be. The dialog is stupid and funny, like she teases you for never getting laid, and if you push the right options, the teasing slowly becomes more personal, more “what type of body do you like, Jimmy” while she casually adjusts her bra so you can see basically everything. It’s not classy. It doesn’t even try. And that’s kind of the charm.

The humor is all over the place. Sometimes it hits like those memes where the dude is sitting with a massive hard-on under a blanket and pretending he’s “just resting,” and sometimes it feels like your uncle trying to make a sex joke during Christmas dinner, very cringe. There was a mini scene with a lotion bottle that made me laugh and roll my eyes at the same time, because the game goes all in on the obvious gag and then doubles down by letting you be a total creep about it later. The voyeur parts are where it gets the most fucked up in a good way: sneaking, peeking into rooms, watching your landlady in the shower, or one of the girls bending over while you hold your breath behind a door. The corruption angle slowly grows from small naughty thoughts into openly trying to get them to bend to your will, using their trust, the fake “roommate” family vibe, the fact that they think you’re harmless. Sometimes it feels too easy, like they jump from annoyed to horny a bit fast, but then again, this is porn, not therapy. And the bodies here are big, soft, heavy, meant to bounce, with big asses and big tits that look like they were built just to ruin Jimmy’s already fragile self-control. It’s stupid, horny, uncomfortable, and kind of perfect in the way a dirty fantasy you don’t tell anyone about is perfect.