Bruce Hayden feels like that tarot card nobody wants to pull: the Hanged Man, stuck and dangling, pockets empty, brain full of half-finished stories and porn tabs. He’s a washed‑up writer with the kind of bad luck that doesn’t even feel dramatic, just pathetic. Losing lottery tickets, half-written manuscripts, cold takeout, masturbation in the dark while his old laptop fan screams louder than he does. Then this fog rolls into Lake Orion, thick like old cum on a webcam model’s chest, and suddenly his boring, miserable little life gets swallowed. The game starts simple enough, him just trying to get through another shitty day, and then the mist creeps in. From there it feels like someone shuffled a tarot deck and threw all the cards in his face: Death, The Moon, The Devil, but also that soft Empress energy in the form of big-ass, big-tit milfs that really have no right existing in the same universe as his stained couch.

What I like is how the story moves in this strange rhythm. One moment you’re watching this loser jerk off to old porn in his room, the kind of sad, one‑hand on the mouse, one‑hand on the dick scene, and the next he’s pulled into this surreal fog world where everything feels a little too wet and a little too close. The women he meets there are like walking archetypes: the motherly milf whose hug looks like it smells of vanilla and sin, the tempting stranger with curves that are almost cartoon big, thighs that could crush his ribs, tits that bounce in these slow, chunky animations you keep replaying even though the loop is short. There is one scene where he’s stuck half naked in a gurney, strapped and pissed off, and there’s this older woman leaning over him, her blouse way too tight, ass pressed against the rail, and it’s so horny and stupid at the same time that I loved it. Then two clicks later he’s whining about his failed novel again and I wanted to smack him. But I also kind of get him. The game lets you make some choices here and there, yet he always keeps that bad-luck aura, like every good outcome hides a curse behind it. Sex moments hit harder because of that. When he finally gets a handjob or more, it feels like watching a cursed lottery winner: he’s touching the prize, but you just know the fog is laughing behind him.

There is a lot of masturbation in this game, and I mean a lot. Bruce jerks off, you basically jerk off with him, and sometimes the camera lingers on his hand in a way that feels almost too real. Not romantic, not cinematic, just raw “I’m lonely and I need to cum before I think again” energy. I liked that more than the big supernatural mystery at times. The fantasy stuff sits on top like a glittery crown on a hungover queen. You get these animated loops of big tits bouncing while he fucks or fingers a milf in some half-lit hallway and they are hot, sure, but what stays in my head is how messy he is before and after. One moment he’s balls deep in a thick ass that arches perfectly under him, tits pressed to the sheet, his breath heavy, her moans just on the edge of too loud. Next moment, fog swallows the room, she glitches out of his life, and he’s back, hard cock, sticky hand, no idea if it was real or in his head. Some scenes feel like lucid wet dreams, others like tarot reversals, where what should be a blessing twists on him. I wish the game would slow down more on small touches, like the way her fingers curl around his shaft in one scene then never again, but I know it won’t. It’s too in love with throwing another thick milf at him out of the mist. And I keep clicking anyway, because every time the fog thickens I wonder which card he’s pulling this time: salvation, or just another horny disaster written in his own bad luck.

The town looks holy as fuck at first glance. Little stone church, quiet streets, people acting all shy and “god-fearing” while obviously thinking about getting railed behind closed doors. Into this strolls our main character: a 52-year-old priest who looks like he’s seen some shit, hasn’t had decent pussy in a decade, and suddenly finds himself surrounded by temptation wearing habits that are hanging on for dear life. He’s not some bland saint either. You feel right away this guy has the calm, slow confidence of a dude who knows exactly how to make a woman forget her own name, and maybe her morals too. Three nuns follow him, like a horny little parade of secrets: each one with big tits, soft asses, and those “I’m totally pure, father” eyes that start to change every time he leans in a little too close. Under the church? Yeah, there’s a crypt, and it’s not just cobwebs and old bones waiting there. The place almost feels alive, like it’s watching the priest every time he thinks about pushing someone down on the altar and making her moan loud enough to shake the stained glass.

The game plays like a slow corruption fantasy mixed with small-town porn gossip. One moment you’re blessing the congregation, next moment you’re deciding if you’ll use a bit of mind control to make a nun kneel in front of you, open her mouth, and take your cock like she’s swallowing holy wine. The dev leans hard into harem vibes: you’re juggling nuns, a stacked landlady milf with tits made for titfucks, and even a horny younger guy you can either help or totally cockblock. There’s this great scene where the kid is nervously talking about how he wants to get into his landlady’s pants, and you get the choice to “guide” him... or just say screw it and keep that big-ass milf for yourself. Watching her thighs spread as she rides you, thick breasts bouncing in your face, while you know she was “supposed” to be his is nastier than half the porn on xHamster. Creampies matter here too, not just as visual, but as choices: who do you fill, who ends up pregnant, who becomes your obedient little broodmare in the name of “divine duty”. The 3D-style characters glow under candlelight when you bend them over a pew, spanking them till their ass is red and trembling, then sliding in raw, listening to them beg for more even as they pretend they’re ashamed. Nuns with rosaries tangling between their bouncing tits while they choke on your cock, monster girls under the church offering you deals with claws and curves, a priest turning from “merciful shepherd” into full-on dom who keeps toys in the confessional and sins in every corner of the crypt. Nothing about this feels safe or polite. It’s filthy, sacrilegious, and kind of fascinating in that “yeah, I’m going to hell, but at least I came twice” way.

Paula Honeybottom was a young soap-opera star before leaving it all behind for the love of her life, Dick. She settled for the role of a housewife and acting teacher instead. She was quite happy for 20 years - until the "love of her life" turned out to be an asshole and left her for his young lover.

He really was a Dick, apparently...

Now she is depressed, has lost all confidence in herself, and is looking over the edge of a slippery slope. Luckily, she isn't alone - she has two young people living with her, a boy and a girl, who will help her out and save her from a tragic end. What are they to her? Well, you decide...

What you also decide is if Paula stays as she is - a beautiful and curvaceous lady - or a fit and energetic 42-year-old teenager: by your choices, influence Paula's lifestyle and therefore her looks.

In a world full of heroes, there are always a few villains like you: show these super Karen women who's boss and demonstrate the real dick powers.​

After you die from overwork you must go to hell… unless you agree to sign the contract with the succubus. If you perform it well, you’ll get the opportunity to reborn in any universe you wish. What should you do? You must seduce as more universes as you can, to provide succubus with sexual energy. Use your cunning mind and some “devil traits” for performance of contract. Please check changelog and developer notes.​

Sin or Live feels like one of those messy tarot spreads where every card is about sex, school, and bad decisions, and somehow the deck keeps winking at you. The game throws you into this school vibe that looks all cute on the surface, but the art keeps betraying it. Those chunky pixel shapes hide these ridiculous curves, like someone shoved a hentai magazine into an old RPG and said, “yeah, this is fine.” The main guy walks around with that typical “I’m just a student” attitude, but the world around him is screaming MILF energy, soft thighs, tight skirts, and mouths that linger a bit too long when they talk to him. It’s like the Lovers card crossed with the Devil every time you move to a new room, and if you ever tried to pretend those cards are about spiritual growth, this game just laughs in your face.

What really got me is how teasing it is. Not teasing like a shy girl blushing and running away, more like the universe edging you on purpose. You talk to a teacher, and the camera hangs way too long on her chest, big tits squished into a blouse that looks ready to explode, then it just sends you back to some normal-ass dialogue like nothing happened. Then she leans in to “help with homework” and the text goes from wholesome to dirty in half a sentence, and you feel that click in your brain like pulling the Tower card. Everything falls, clothes included. There is a scene where you go to a quiet corner of the building, and the girl you thought was just background suddenly starts talking about doing something “hands-on.” One thing leads to another, and you are on your knees, or she is, and the game is not shy with that oral focus at all. Lips wrapping around you, the rhythm described in this almost hypnotic way, while the tiny pixel animation still somehow sells the wetness. It is weirdly hot for how simple it looks. And then, after you finish, it just shoves you back into the hallway like you are supposed to care about class again.

The MILF stuff is where it feels like pulling the Empress card, then realizing she has a tramp stamp and a tongue piercing. There is this older woman at school, not exactly staff, not exactly student, kind of that “I’m around here a lot, don’t ask” vibe. Hips so wide the pixels look like they are bending around her ass, tits spilling out of her top whenever she leans forward to “check on you.” She talks to the protagonist like he is a kid, but her hand goes lower every time, resting on his leg, dragging her nails up his thigh, and the writing leans into it without shame. One moment you are joking, next moment her mouth is around your cock and she is taking you deeper, and the text starts spelling out every gag, every lick, like a dirty little ritual. There is this one detail where she wipes her lips with her thumb and then sucks it clean, and it stuck with me way more than any big scene. Some of the pacing is annoying, though. You click through a lot of basic lines before the game finally lets you do what it has been hinting at for ages, like drawing the same card again and again before the spread finally opens up. But when it does, the whole thing turns into this horny, twisted reading of your own choices, where every route feels like another way to mess up your “morality” and get rewarded with a mouth, a pair of breasts pressed against your face, or an ass grinding on your lap behind some classroom door. It is clumsy, filthy, strangely charming, and absolutely not pretending to be anything else.

Everything feels a little wrong in this game, in a good way. It takes that world of superpowered teens in tight uniforms and asks a very honest question: what happens when the war is over, the dimensions glitch, and nobody is watching the cameras for “heroic conduct” anymore? Suddenly you have a male protagonist who’s supposed to be some half-broken, half-famous hero, and he spends as much time staring at bouncing tits and asses as he does thinking about saving anyone. The story keeps using this idea of colliding realities as an excuse to pull in familiar heroines in school uniforms that are absolutely not dress-code approved, then quietly shoves you into situations where “training” looks more like a porn shoot with very lazy direction. The horny part isn’t subtle. You get scenes where you are clearly peeking from behind doors, pretending you care about plot while the camera is sitting on a girl’s ass in a tight uniform that rides so high it might as well introduce you by name.

What surprised me is how weirdly self-aware the dialogue feels, even when it’s dumb as hell. The English is sometimes stiff, like someone threw DeepL and Google Translate into a threesome and didn’t clean up after, but then you get these really sharp, stupid jokes about quirks being useful only for sex positions, or someone treating a life-threatening rift between dimensions like a bad Wi-Fi connection. As a linguist I kept catching those little false friends: words that technically exist but no native speaker would use in that moment, which somehow makes the girls sound more kinky, like they are dirty-talking in a second language and overcompensating. One heroine goes from blushing virgin line to outright porn actress phrasing in the same scene and the game just shrugs and moves on, and it actually gives the erotic part this trashy, late-night fanfic flavor that I kinda liked and also hated. The voyeur moments are the best for this. You hide, you watch, and the girls talk in this weird mix of “anime purity” and “I have watched way too much hentai and picked up vocabulary I should not know,” especially when they start describing what they want the protagonist to do to their “huge assets” like they are reading patch notes.

Gameplay is nominally just visual novel stuff, but it keeps tossing in choices that look important and then only really change which pair of big tits presses against the screen later. There was one scene where I thought I was going to make a morally heavy decision about collapsing dimensions, and instead it just led to deciding whether you catch a heroine changing out of her school uniform or walk in while she’s already naked and pretending to be embarrassed. The AI-generated CG is funny too: sometimes characters look perfect, like high-budget hentai, and then the next image gives a girl a slightly off face and boobs that defy physics in this way that screams “this was born in a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough bras.” But the game leans into it so hard it becomes part of the charm. You go from emotional “end of the world” talk straight into close-ups of a big ass pressed against glass, then a joke about how hero costumes are basically fetish gear anyway. I ended up taking a screenshot, sending it on Discord to a friend with the message “this is what happens when fan theories get horny funding,” and then jumping right back in. The writing keeps stumbling, the tone flips from dramatic to filthy, and the localization is all over the place, but somehow that chaotic mix of parody, voyeur creeper vibes, and schoolgirl kink fits the whole “multiple dimensions smashing together” thing a little too well.

Doug looks like something you’d scroll past in a meme and then suddenly you’re three scenes in, wondering why you’re jerking off to a “pet” who talks more shit than half of Reddit. The game throws you into this house where everyone treats you like a cute little nothing, while you’re actually a full adult guy with a permanent hard-on and exactly zero shame. You wander from room to room, poking at girls’ routines, getting in the way, “accidentally” brushing tits, sitting in laps, staring at asses when they bend over. It starts really soft, almost wholesome, like you’re just this horny mascot. Then the teasing ramps and it gets weird in a good way. You watch a MILF in yoga pants ignoring you while her nipples are clearly fighting the sports bra, and you’re just there, creeping closer, testing how much you can touch before she twitches or blushes or pretends she didn’t feel your hand on her thigh. The whole thing has this slow-burn harassment vibe, where you’re not just spamming sex scenes, you’re building that fucked-up comfort zone between “aww, silly Doug” and “why is your snout between my legs again”.

What’s funny is I went in thinking I’d hate the humiliation stuff, because I’m more “normal” porn, simple vanilla, kiss, suck, fuck, done. Here it drips in sideways. You’re technically the lowest thing in the house, literally called a pet, but you end up controlling the mood. One moment you’re getting shoved off the bed like trash, next moment she’s half naked, pretending she only stripped because it’s hot, while you’re practically nuzzling her panties and she just lets it happen. There’s a scene where you’re under a blanket, she’s watching Netflix on her phone, and you slowly work your way between her legs, licking while she tries to keep a straight face. She keeps whispering “Doug, stop, someone might come in” but her hips grind anyway. And then someone does walk by the door, calls her name, and she bites her lip so hard you can almost feel it. Stuff like that hits way harder than just “click button, get blowjob”. Oral, handjobs, full-on vaginal, creampies, interracial scenes with the big guy whose dick you know is going to ruin someone, all that is in there, but it never feels like a checklist. It’s more like you chipped away at them until they gave in. The groping is constant, the big tits and big asses are framed from every angle, and when they finally ride you, it feels both wrong and earned at the same time. The owner’s suspicion always hangs over everything too, like this castration threat in the background, which somehow makes the orgasms nastier. I kept telling myself I just wanted cute teasing and MILF cuddles, and then I’m watching a girl grind on Doug’s face, moaning his name, while thinking “yeah, ok, fuck it, this is exactly my thing now”.

New city, wrong dorm, and your dick is the only one in the building. That’s basically the starting point here, but the game doesn’t treat it like some big heroic fantasy. You’re not a confident porn star dropped into a harem. You’re this awkward guy, carrying all his stupid expectations and porn-fed ideas, and then real women with real hangups keep cutting through that. One of my favorite bits is early on: you’re peeking through a half-open door, expecting “oh, she’s gonna finger herself for the camera,” but instead the milf landlady is pacing the room, rehearsing how she’s going to ask you to “help her relax,” and you realize she’s just as nervous as you. And then two scenes later she has you on your knees, using you like a toy and acting like she planned it all along. I loved that switch. Actually I kind of hated it because it made me feel stupid for underestimating her, but in a good way. If that makes sense.

The whole dorm feels like a pressure cooker where romance and filth keep tripping over each other. One girl needs “tutoring,” which sounds innocent, and then you realize the test she wants to pass is whether she can keep eye contact while you jerk her off under the table. Another invites you to “practice dating” and somehow you end up with her sitting on your lap in the common room, grinding slowly while whispering that her ex never made her feel wanted. There’s a neat thing where a teasing scene that looks soft and sweet can flip into outright sexual harassment and you catch yourself thinking, yeah, this is wrong, but also yeah, keep going. The game doesn’t yell at you for that. It just lets the moment hang. One of the nastiest bits for me was spying through a crack as two of the girls fool around, one being all gentle and the other clearly pushing for more, toys included. You have to decide if you barge in as the “hero,” stand there and watch like a creep, or walk away and imagine it later while you’re getting a very intense blowjob from someone who thinks you’re more decent than you actually are.

Sex here is messy, and sometimes kind of funny, which helps. You can go from slow romantic kissing with soft moans and hands shaking a bit, to shoving a girl against a washing machine while she calls you “sir” and begs for a creampie so hard she’s slurring her words. Then later she’s sitting next to you at breakfast talking about classes like none of that happened, and you’re staring at the way her shirt stretches over her tits, remembering how they bounced when you fucked her from behind. The models are thick in a way porn often pretends isn’t allowed: big asses that jiggle when you pull out, milfs with heavy breasts that actually move when they ride you, tongues sliding along shafts during oral that looks properly sloppy. There’s this one scene where a shy girl, the “pure” one, ends up kneeling between another girl’s legs, looking up at you while she licks, as if asking if this is what you wanted her to become. I told myself I was building their confidence and then clicked the roughest options I could find. I still don’t know if the game is judging me quietly or just grinning. Probably both.