You start as this guy who got totally screwed over by life. Framed for killing his own father, thrown in prison, years just gone. When he finally walks out, the whole vibe of the world feels off, like reality forgot how to be normal. And then his dreams stop being just dreams. One night you’re staring through your own eyes, next night you’re suddenly in this other place, like a sci-fi fantasy city with neon and magic at the same time, stuck in a tight POV view with a monster girl pressing her huge tits against your chest, asking why you keep running from “your power.” She’s got horns, a tail, and an ass that fills the whole screen when she turns. You’re supposed to be scared, she’s talking about fate and monsters and some cosmic war, but instead you’re watching her lips as she wraps them around your cock and drools all over it, eyes rolled back in full ahegao while you’re still half sure this is a nightmare. It’s not. Not really. Every time you cum, the dream world reacts, like you just flipped a switch in some forgotten machine.

Then, outside of dreams, your life is this weird mix of murder mystery and porn logic. You’re “trying to rebuild yourself,” but what actually happens is you keep meeting women who are way too into your mess. The milf neighbor who knew your father and keeps “comforting” you by letting your hands wander under her blouse, whispering that you’re so much bigger than he was while she grinds on your thigh. The shy virgin cosplay girl who acts like a nervous little mouse in the day, then shows up dressed as some space elf at night, kneeling between your legs with glitter on her cheeks, giving you slow, sloppy oral and stopping every few seconds to tease you with just the tip between her lips, like she’s roleplaying she never did this before. She says she wants to help “investigate” your case, but somehow the investigation scene ends with her riding you, big tits bouncing, begging for a creampie so hard she forgets the whole point of the conversation. Sometimes you get to flip things and go full male dom, hand around a throat, fucking her from behind until her tongue’s out and she’s moaning like a broken toy. Other times the game flips you on your back and lets a dominant woman sit on your face, grinding her pussy over your mouth while she uses a vibrator on your cock and denies you until your vision almost fades. There’s anal, voyeur moments where you spy two monster girls going at it in a shower, footjobs from a smug heroine who claims she “won’t touch you with her hands,” titfucks where your cum ends up all over soft big breasts, toys shoved into dripping holes while you stand there, watching, choosing whether you help or just enjoy the show. In the middle of all that, you’re chasing clues about your father’s death, unlocking superpower stuff tied to sex and emotions, and somehow building a harem of humans, milfs and literal monsters who all want a piece of you. It’s messy, horny, sometimes actually emotional for a second before someone gets groped against a wall and you forget what you were even talking about.

You open this thing and it feels like you walked into the middle of someone else’s horny mistake. No intro, no slow build, you’re just stuck with Ivy and Piper, both acting like you already crossed ten lines with them and now you have to deal with it. The guy you control looks normal enough, but the whole vibe around him is “how did I fuck myself into this situation again?” which honestly fits the story. Ivy has that cool bitch energy, the kind of girl who will sit on your lap like she owns the chair and your dick at same time, while Piper is more playful, but in a way where you’re not sure if she’s flirting or setting you up. Their bodies are ridiculous in that porn logic way: big tits that do not even pretend to belong in physics, asses that swing around when they move, and the camera knows exactly how to zoom just enough to make you feel like a creep. The teasing is the real hook here though. Half the time they’re not even doing “sex”, they’re just orbiting around it, grinding on your leg, blowing warm air near your cock, licking something that is not quite you but clearly about to be you. It’s like being stuck in the world’s filthiest TikTok thirst trap where every swipe is another close up of cleavage.

The sandbox structure makes everything feel like you’re trapped in a horny escape room where the puzzle is “how far can I push them before they stop pretending to be mad and just fuck me properly”. You bounce between locations, poke around, pick options, trigger scenes. There’s this one moment where Ivy is pretending she’s bored, scrolling her phone on the couch. You sit down, she puts her legs over your lap in this casual way, then slowly starts rubbing her heel against your crotch. You try to act chill, choose the option to ignore it, and she just smirks and presses harder, like “yeah, that’s what I thought”. Later there’s a scene in a bathroom where Piper corners you, looks up with these wide innocent eyes, and starts unzipping your pants like it’s the most normal thing. The blowjob there is animated with just enough detail to make you feel dirty: tongue sliding on the underside, cheeks hollowing, her mascara a little messy. It’s not super realistic, but it’s hot in that “Pornhub but more personal” way. The handjob stuff is surprisingly good too, they actually use both hands sometimes, with that slow glide where you see the pre-cum and she teases the tip instead of just jerking like a piston. And then suddenly the game trolls you by stopping right before you cum, making the girl laugh and walk away while you sit there hard and pissed off. That edging bullshit annoyed me, and I still kept clicking for more like an idiot. The BDSM side is pretty soft at first, more psychological than chains and whips, like Ivy choking you lightly during a kiss or grabbing your wrists and pinning them while riding you, but if you go along with it and pick the right choices, she starts pushing harder, calling you her toy, slapping your face a bit. It’s not hardcore sadistic stuff, more like aggressive sex with control issues, which honestly fits their personalities. At some point I just realized the game was less about “finishing” and more about being dragged through these long, teasing scenes where you’re always two seconds from release and someone decides to pull back, spit on it, stroke you slow, and smile like they just found a new way to own you.

The 3D look is kinda weird at first, faces a bit plastic, but then the way the bodies move during oral and grinding scenes starts to grow on you. When Ivy straddles your character, her ass shifts in this very deliberate way, cheeks spreading just enough to show a hint of her hole when she leans forward, then her tits swing a little when she starts bouncing. The lighting sometimes makes their skin look too smooth, like they’re made of polished rubber, and it bothered me more than it should, especially in close-ups. There was this one angle in a blowjob scene where Piper’s hair clips just sat there completely still while everything else moved, and it pulled my eyes out of the moment. I kept waiting for them to jiggle or something and they never did. No idea why that bugged me so much. But anyway, the good part is that the animations are not stiff, they have tiny movements, like a thumb rubbing the head of your cock while she talks to you, or a slow circle of her hips when she’s sitting on your face. Yeah, there is oral from both sides, and if you play your cards right, you get that moment where one is riding your face while the other strokes you, leaning in to whisper shit like “don’t you dare cum yet” while squeezing your balls. It almost feels like a toxic group chat turned into a game: two hot girls who know they’ve got power over you, bullying you with their tits and mouths. You click, they tease, you think you’re in control because it’s “sandbox”, and then you realize you’re just chasing the next scene like a horny dog. Not gonna pretend it’s perfect, but it hits that specific itch where you want to be turned into a plaything, talked down to, jerked off slow, then finally allowed to blow all over those big, fake, wonderful tits that were in your face since the start.

The engine behind this Tokyo-set corruption fest runs smoother than expected, though the AI-generated artwork occasionally glitches in ways that'd make you wonder if someone fed the algorithm too much hentai at once. Character expressions shift between perfectly rendered ahegao faces and slightly off proportions that remind me of those deepfake fails from 2019. But honestly? The technical hiccups add this weird authenticity to the whole "modern Tokyo nightlife gone wrong" vibe they're pushing.

What hits different here is how the netorare elements creep up on you. One moment you're following this reunited couple through neon-lit streets, next thing the male protagonist's watching his girl get corrupted by family secrets and manipulative assholes who know exactly which buttons to push. The kinetic novel format means you're basically along for the ride while this dude's world implodes in the most erotically charged way possible. Big tits and bigger asses dominate every scene, but it's the psychological manipulation that really gets under your skin. The corruption isn't just physical - though there's plenty of oral action and handjobs to keep your attention - it's watching trust dissolve frame by frame.

Platform-wise, this thing loads fast enough but occasionally stutters during the more intensive scenes. Nothing game-breaking, just annoying when you're deep in a teasing sequence and suddenly the animation freezes mid-thrust. The male domination themes play out through some genuinely uncomfortable power dynamics that'd make even seasoned players pause. Tokyo's underbelly serves as the perfect backdrop for this descent into moral ambiguity, where every choice feels like it's pushing someone closer to the edge. Sure, the masturbation scenes could use better pacing and the dialogue sometimes reads like it was translated by someone who learned English from porn subtitles, but the overall corruption arc delivers exactly what the tags promise.

Naoki doesn’t start out as the pervert you meet later on - that’s the best part. He’s a normal guy with a normal marriage, just a little too honest about what stirs him up inside. The game pulls you in not because of some flashy setup, but because of how uncomfortably *real* it feels when those filthy thoughts begin crawling in. One night he’s imagining Rika smiling at another man, and instead of anger or jealousy, something deep and shameful inside him lights up. You can almost feel the sweat on his neck, that mix of guilt and arousal that turns into something he can’t shut down anymore. It’s not romantic; it’s raw, embarrassing even, but that’s exactly why it hits harder than half the fake “passionate” stuff other games throw at you.

Rika herself is drawn like someone you’d actually see across the street - curves heavy enough to make your chest tighten but soft, expressive eyes that tell you she’s not innocent either. The animation lingers. When she moves, her hips drag a second longer than they should, and it’s hard to look away. There’s this one scene - Naoki watching through the crack of a door while his friend Kenta talks to her - and it’s more erotic than the full-on sex later, because the tension has that ugly truth behind it. You’re not supposed to want this. But you do. When the game finally lets go of its restraint and the three of them crash together, it doesn’t pretend it’s beautiful. It’s messy, sweaty, and just shy of cruel. Rika’s moans don’t sound like performance; they sound like surrender. And Naoki’s face during the creampie scene looks half destroyed, half enlightened.

It’s strange, maybe even uncomfortable, but if you’ve ever read those darker doujin panels where the shading tells more story than the words, you’ll get what this game’s doing. It’s turning jealousy into something almost holy - fucked-up, sure, but honest.

This one feels like some horny soap opera where the writer got way too invested in the “I’d do anything for love” line and then just kept asking “ok but how far, exactly?” You play this dude who is clearly a simp for the main girl, except the game never calls him that, it just acts like his obsession is pure romance while he is constantly staring at her tits and imagining how her ass would look bouncing on his lap. And everyone around him is somehow hot. Big boobs everywhere, big asses squeezed into tight clothes, and the camera basically behaves like a creep with a zoom fetish. If you like feeling like some invisible perv who always happens to be at the right angle when a towel slips or a skirt rides up, it is exactly that. Half the time nothing “big” is happening, it is just him watching, imagining, jerking off later while replaying it in his head, and the game lets you stay inside that kind of nasty loop.

The kinetic novel format makes it very passive, which cuts both ways. On one side, you can lean back and just let the story push you through all the teasing and then the full-on fucking scenes without worrying about choices. On the other side, if you start feeling weird about consent stuff, you have no way to fix it. And I did feel weird sometimes. There are a lot of moments where these girls clearly do not fully understand that the guy is basically building a harem around himself, and the story frames it as romantic devotion. He “wants to protect them”, but then the camera zooms in on their lips while they sleep and you sit there like, okay man, protector, sure. That part gets under my skin a bit, because the women are written like they’re into it, but the build-up skips over proper boundaries a lot. In a real relationship I would call that manipulative as fuck. Here it is dressed as destiny. And yes, it is hot when one of the girls kneels down, unzips him, and slowly takes him in her mouth after all that build-up, spit shining his cock until you can see the shine on the model, but at the same time my brain is like “wait, did she actually get to choose this or did the story force her because of ‘love’?” That conflict never really goes away. The game acts like consent is automatic once someone is “in love”, and that is some classic adult game bullshit that people pretend is fine because pixels are not real women. Which is technically true, but still, we train our fantasies too, you know?

Sex-wise it is not shy at all. When it finally stops playing coy, you get full pussy shots, thick cum dripping out after he pushes in deep and finishes inside, creampie that oozes down her folds, the guy grabbing a handful of ass while he pounds her from behind. There is always this focus on penetration and filling her up, like he is trying to claim them with his load. The scenes where the MC just loses control and rams into her while her tits bounce in rhythm are the ones where the 3D really pays off, because you can see the skin jiggle, the thighs pressing together, the little details like her toes curling when she comes. You even get those quiet moments where he is alone, jerking off to what he saw earlier, cum splashing on his stomach while he whispers her name, which actually feels kind of honest. I wish they spent that same honesty on how the women negotiate sex with him, but they do not. They just melt. There is one thing that annoyed me and I cannot stop thinking about it: every time a girl is undressing, the camera lingers on the exact same body angle like the dev only had one favorite pose, and it started bugging me for no real reason. Anyway, if your kink leans into voyeur stuff, big bodies, and that whole “I’ll fuck them all because they all need me” power fantasy, it hits hard, but as an ethics nerd, I kept thinking how easy it would be to make the same scenes just as horny while letting the women say a real yes instead of the story handing it to the guy like a reward. Maybe that is not what this game wants to be though.

Katy didn’t plan to end up surrounded by horny girls in tight uniforms, but that’s exactly where she lands - a pristine academy that looks innocent until you realize every hallway hides someone’s dirty secret. She’s supposed to blend in, keep her little “extra” part a secret, but the game doesn’t really let you stay quiet for long. You start with harmless stuff - chatting, exploring the dorms, helping classmates with “projects” - and before you know it, someone’s bending over a desk, and you’re wondering if you should stop or push a little further. The writing’s cheeky in that way: it teases you, then drops you into something filthy before you can think twice. It’s not subtle, but it doesn’t need to be.

What makes it weirdly addictive is how casual everything feels. You’re just living a day, checking your phone, picking what to do next, and suddenly you’re watching two girls making out behind the gym while pretending to study. There’s a voyeur vibe, but also this trainer-like loop where you shape Katy’s reputation - saint, slut, or both. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s just hot. The corruption part sneaks up on you; one moment she’s shy, the next she’s spanking her roommate for “discipline practice.” It’s messy, inconsistent, and that’s what makes it feel alive. The sandbox part gives you freedom, but it also means you’ll waste time doing dumb stuff like walking across campus just to peek through a window. Worth it though.

The art? Yeah, the girls look good - soft skin, big tits, that glossy anime sheen that makes you stare too long. But it’s the little things that stick: the sound of a zipper, the blush when someone realizes what Katy’s packing, the way control slips away during a scene. It’s horny, sure, but also kind of funny how everyone pretends it’s normal. Maybe it is, in this place. Maybe that’s the point.

This thing starts pretty harmless: you’re a dude dumped into a new town, new school, trying to act like you’ll focus on “normal life” and not on every giant ass that passes in the hallway. That lie lasts about five clicks. The game is basically you wandering around a school and house and a few spots in town, poking at stuff, poking at people, poking at yourself in the shower because the so-called “quiet life” turns into a horny soap opera really fast. It’s all point & click, so half the time you’re like “ok, I’ll check the kitchen” and suddenly there’s your mom turned into a thick, animated wet dream, tits threatening to escape her top while she bends over some random chore that clearly exists only so your view gets full screen cleavage. It looks 3D, but not that sterile AAA style, more like weirdly plastic and shiny in a way that actually fits the porn vibe. Faces are sometimes a bit stiff, but asses jiggle in a way that had me forget how expressions even work.

The rhythm is kinda messy, which I weirdly liked. One moment you just try to find your classroom and the next you end up hiding a hard-on behind your school bag because the teacher calls you to her desk and leans forward like she’s doing a charity event for thigh lovers. There’s that sandbox thing going on, so you pick where to go in your day and who to “bump into”. I clicked on the bathroom at home just to see if anything happens, and yeah, it does: you catch your “relative” stepping out of the shower, towel barely hanging, steam everywhere, nipples clearly visible through the fabric, and the game just lets you stare too long. The MC comments like a horny idiot, and you get the option to stay and jerk off, which of course I pretended I wouldn’t do and then did anyway. The masturbating scenes are actually animated, not just static pics, so you see that slow handjob motion, his dick glistening, and you can almost hear the “this is a bad idea” thought die in his brain. I wish the sound design had more filthy breathing or wet noises, but whatever, my browser stayed open anyway. At one point I was in the living room, clicking around like a fool, and the milf in the house sat down next to me in a tight tank top, boobs pressed together so hard it should be against school rules, and when she “innocently” adjusts her top, it slides low enough that the areola pops for a second. I swear I rewound that with a quicksave like three times and then complained to myself that the game didn’t let me motorboat her right away, which is stupid, because slow burn incest tension is clearly the point here. But still, let a man dream.

What surprised me is that they actually try a bit of romance too, not just pure porn. You flirt, send texts, click the wrong answer and suddenly the girl with the perfect huge tits is annoyed and doesn’t give you that handjob scene you know is hiding in the event list somewhere. I got locked out of one scene because I forgot to talk to her at school in the morning, and I was more mad about that than about some bugs I hit earlier, like a loop where the day would not progress unless I clicked some random door. The school corridors are a circus of eye candy: short skirt here, tight jeans there, that one girl whose ass is so big the camera basically zooms in by itself when she walks away. Sometimes the timing is off, you get a build up and then the scene ends just when the milf is finally stroking your cock under the table and you think “ok, now she’ll finish me” and nope, fade to black, you’re blueballed and thrown into the next morning. But then a different day, out of nowhere, there’s a full handjob animation in the bedroom, her sitting so close you can see every little jiggle of her tits as she moves her arm, and cum splashes all over her fingers. It’s inconsistent, messy, horny as hell, a little broken, kind of like browsing incognito mode on Chrome while pretending you’re doing emails. Honestly it deserves a fake award like “Best Use Of A Kitchen Accident To Show Sideboob” because the amount of times “oops I spilled something” leads to curves on display is ridiculous. And yeah, I’ll complain forever that the main menu music sounds like a cheap loop from some free app, but the second the mom bends over in those yoga pants again, I magically stop caring.

GUPP die Film feels like someone took a military fetish fever dream, stuffed it into a horny school parody and then just let it spin out of control in the best, trashiest way. You’re glued in POV most of the time, so everything hits very direct: when a futa officer with ridiculous big tits leans over your desk and grabs your cock for a lazy handjob while still talking about “tactics”, it feels messy and personal, not neat. The whole thing pretends to follow some “serious” story about tanks and war and school life, but honestly, the only big battles that matter happen in your pants. I kind of love how it never really decides if it’s a war drama, a dumb comedy, or just a long excuse for you to get drained by a harem of aggressive girls with huge asses who treat your virgin status like a resource to be exploited.

Some moments stick hard. Like the first time you get shoved against a locker by this tall futa commander in a school uniform that clearly doesn’t pass dress code, her thigh pressing between your legs while she orders you to open your mouth. No gentle build up, no romantic music, just a rough oral scene right there, boots squeaking on the floor, her dick slapping against your tongue while she keeps your head in place with one gloved hand. Then, in the same route, she suddenly goes slow and makes you lick the tip like it’s some kind of holy ritual and you’re thinking, ok, which personality are we on now? The game is full of those flips. One girl rides you in vaginal sex like she’s trying to break your hips, yelling about victory and formations, then five minutes later she’s blushing like a shy schoolgirl when you cum inside and there is that thick creampie dripping down between her thighs in this weirdly sweet closeup. The 3D style makes all the jiggling and the way their feet curl during orgasm look almost too real sometimes. There is a footjob scene on a couch where the camera just stays low, staring at her soles rubbing your shaft, and I swear it lingers there longer than some people’s entire sex lives. It’s stupidly indulgent. I liked it. I was also kind of annoyed because her toenails are perfect and I kept waiting for at least one chipped nail to make it feel human, but no, they’re like anime toenails, forever flawless.

The “harem” part isn’t just a tag someone slapped on. Once the routes start crossing, you end up in these ridiculous stacked situations, like being pinned under one girl’s big ass while another one sits on your face and a third is arguing about who gets your next load. You barely see your own body, which somehow makes the female domination hit harder. They talk about you like a toy, like a strategic asset, and even when you’re technically choosing options, it doesn’t feel like you’re in charge at all. Kind of hot, kind of frustrating. I had one scene in Chrome while also half-watching some tank documentary on YouTube in another tab and it accidentally synced up, so you have the narrator talking about flanking maneuvers while this girl with massive tits is bouncing on you in POV, her ass slapping against your thighs, drool on her lips, and it just felt wrong in exactly the right way. Still, some transitions are rough, like you finish a creampie and suddenly you’re in a classroom again with no clean-up shot, no sticky thighs, nothing, and I keep thinking, where did the cum go, is there a lore answer for this? There isn’t, of course. The game just shrugs and throws another blowjob at you. And by then you don’t really argue.

Prison is already kind of horny if you think about it, and this game just leans into that in a way that feels wrong in the nice way. You’re this broke guy who literally went to jail because he tried to keep his family from starving, and instead of endless soap jokes you get thrown into a “college program” that looks more like some cult experiment. Concrete walls, shitty fluorescent light, and in the middle of that you’ve got curvy professors in tight blouses, prison staff with asses that don’t fit in regulation pants, and a social worker who talks about “rehabilitation” while squeezing her tits together so hard you can almost hear it. The tone is weird, like half after-school special, half “what if graduation meant stuffing your cock between big soft breasts in the counselor’s office.” It actually makes sense in a twisted way: your ticket out is not shanking someone, it’s answering trivia and not getting distracted by the jiggle physics your brain is inventing while you look at the art.

The whole trivia angle sounds lame until you’re in the middle of a question and realize your dick is on the line. One wrong answer and the professor with the glasses and ridiculous rack tells you she’s “disappointed,” pulls her skirt down just enough to show you what you could have had, then sends you back to your cell with nothing but blue balls and the echo of her voice in your head. Then on another day you get on a streak, nail a bunch of questions in a row and suddenly you’re pinned to her desk, her big tits wrapped around you, lipstick smeared, moaning about “good study habits” while you try to remember if you even saved the family you went to jail for. There’s this one scene with the prison nurse where she pretends it’s a “full body check,” and she’s clinically stroking your cock, asking you random knowledge questions while you’re trying not to cum before you finish the quiz. If you manage to hold back and answer, she drops the cold professional act and just sinks down on you, riding you slow while the little health monitor blinks in the corner like it’s judging both of you. And yeah, sometimes the trivia itself feels like your high school teacher copy pasted Wikipedia after two glasses of wine, and a couple questions repeat in a way that makes your erection feel smarter than the script, but somehow that fits the whole cheap, wrong, horny together vibe. One minute you’re deep in some nonsense about history, the next the social worker’s bent over the metal table, you’re buried in her ass, and she’s still trying to finish a sentence about “emotional growth” while you pound into her like the only diploma you want is dripping down her thighs. It’s trashy, almost lazy in places, but there’s this dirty charm in seeing a grim concrete prison turned into a fucked up campus where every right answer peels off another layer of clothing and every oral exam ends with actual oral. You’re not just grinding stats, you’re grinding through shame and lust and the feeling that some ancient god is laughing at you while you try to balance general knowledge with the urge to blow your load all over your teacher’s big tits.

First thing that hits you in this one is how dumb the idea sounds on paper and how fast it becomes hot when you’re actually clicking through it. It’s literally rock paper scissors as foreplay. You sit there as the guy, trying to outguess two girls who clearly know exactly what they’re doing and are totally using the rules just to strip you down and mess with your head. They start looking all sweet and playful, kind of goofy even, but each win they get nudges the clothes a bit lower, one piece at a time, and you feel it in your stomach when you realise you’re losing on purpose just to see what comes off next. Or you win, and they pretend to be “embarrassed” while clearly enjoying that you’re making them show more skin. The teasing feels like one long edging session built into simple clicks.

What I like is how the girls bully you without it turning into some hardcore torture thing. It’s more like that mean classmate who knows you’re horny and just keeps poking at it. They call you out for staring at their tits, make fun of how desperate you are when you finally get them topless, and if you misplay a round and end up naked first, they absolutely do not let that go. One of them makes little comments about your dick, the other pretends to be shy while her hand is already on your thigh, and suddenly you’re the one stripped, hard, and being used as the toy. It’s not subtle. There’s hand stuff, mouths, all the usual, but the way they frame it as “you lost, so now we do whatever we want” gives the whole thing this humiliation flavor that actually lands. Interracial angle is there too, and they use that contrast visually and in how they talk, like they’re playing off each other’s bodies and personalities while you’re stuck in the middle trying not to bust too fast. Sometimes they switch to playing with each other, rubbing and kissing while you sit there useless, and I swear that fired me up way more than I expected. Watching them ignore you, touching tits and ass, licking each other while you wait like a punished dog, that hits a specific kink.

The actual clicking around is simple point and click stuff, but they hide little reactions in it that make it feel more alive than it should. You hover too long and a girl calls you a creep. You win a risky round and she shifts her weight like she knows she has to take off the next layer and is pretending to hate it. There’s a moment where one girl slides her foot along your shaft as a “punishment” for a bad move and then pulls back right before you cum, and that one scene stuck with me way more than the full-on sex later. The vaginal and oral payoffs are good, not mind blowing, but the path to get there, with the stripping and the teasing and that playful humiliation, is what actually makes it porn rather than just a nude gallery. Only thing that annoyed me is this one tiny sound effect that repeats on every RPS round, like a soft click, and now it’s burned into my brain forever. I opened Chrome for actual work and my body basically went, “oh, it’s jerk-off time again.”