Finn is that guy in the office who pretends to care about firewalls while actually staring at cameras more than spreadsheets. Cyber security specialist, nice salary, boring job, except his whole workplace is basically one big horny playground because he rigged the system so he can watch his wife, Luna, from every angle. And yeah, the game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. You’re sitting there, in his chair, with a dozen screens glowing, and on half of them Luna is stretching in tight shorts, or showering with the door “accidentally” left half open, or chatting with some dude who smiles just a bit too wide. It’s a voyeur fantasy, but not the usual “secret creepy dude in the bushes” thing. This is your own wife, who actually loves you, smiles at the camera sometimes, then forgets it’s even there and shows way more than she probably should.

Luna is written like that sporty girl you see in Instagram reels: cute, bouncy, kind of too trusting, and always wearing something that clings where it shouldn’t. One moment she’s laughing on the couch in a tank top, sitting on your lap and stroking you lazily while she talks about her day, giving you a messy handjob that feels more like teasing than real relief. Next scene, she’s in the kitchen, licking some cream off her finger in a way that clearly isn’t just about the cream, and of course Finn has zoomed in, watching her tongue in HD while he palms himself. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting here; her tits compress realistically when she leans on the counter, her ass has that slight bounce when she walks away, and when you finally get her naked on the bed and slide between her legs, there’s this slow, wet, unhurried vaginal scene where the camera just sits right in the best angle and lets the rhythm speak. Sometimes that same bed is where you fuck her tits, with her trying to keep eye contact, cheeks flushed, your cock sliding between her boobs while she keeps licking at the tip when it pops up. It looks stupidly good and also slightly ridiculous, which somehow makes it hotter.

The game is weird because it pretends to be about “who is stealing money from the company” but half the clues are basically excuses to put Luna in more dangerous, horny situations. You go through logs, check cameras, see her in the gym flirting with a muscular guy who spots her a little too close, his hands “helping” on her hips, fingers pressing in, and you just know this can turn into groping if you push the story that way. Sometimes you do nothing and just watch, her tits bouncing while she does squats, sweat on her back, earbuds in. Other times you nudge things and suddenly there’s a scene in the locker room where the towel slips and she’s standing there completely nude, pretending to be shy but not actually reaching for it too fast. Exhibitionism sneaks in like that, little by little. There are moments where she’s out on the balcony in just a loose shirt, no panties, the city lights behind her, and you watch from the security feed while she fingers herself for you, or for whoever might be watching. Hard to tell, and that’s sort of the point.

It doesn’t stay soft for long either. There’s a whole side of the story that pushes into more rough territory when other men get involved, and it hits that messy space between swinging and full-on cheating. One evening you see Luna on a date she thinks is “just business drinks”, legs crossed in a short dress, and the guy’s hand slowly rides up her thigh under the table. She fakes a scolding look but doesn’t move his hand away. Later, in the car, he’s got her kneeling over his lap, giving him sloppy oral, drool running down her chin while you watch on your phone like a fucking addict, hating it and jerking off at the same time. In another branch, there’s a black coworker who takes the flirting way further, pinning her against the office window at night, one hand on her throat, the other dragging her panties aside and pushing into her from behind. The game lingers on that tight anal scene where she’s gasping, fingernails scratching the glass, torn between pain and pleasure. And you’re there, again, only as a watcher. Sometimes the camera cuts to Finn gritting his teeth and stroking himself while his wife gets filled by someone else, sometimes it doesn’t, which somehow feels worse.

There’s also more tender stuff, surprisingly. Quiet evenings where Luna is on top, riding slow, talking dirty in your ear, promising it’s only you while she grinds your cock inside her and you grab her ass. Then later that same night she’s drunk and giggly, stripping for some “private game” that accidentally is very public because she forgot one camera is always recording. Watching her give a friend a “silly” lap dance that turns into full lesbian grinding, hands under tops, mouths on nipples, then full-on pussy eating on the couch, that’s where the teasing turns into full voyeurism again. The sexual harassment bits aren’t played soft either: a boss brushing too close to her at work, a hand staying a little too long on her waist, then a full-on scene in his office if you let it happen, where she’s bent over the desk, skirt up, panties shoved aside, her trying to protest but moaning anyway. None of it feels safe, and that’s kind of the hook, even when the game pretends it’s about catching a thief. I keep meaning to complain about how Finn types on his keyboard. He just hammers the keys like he’s never seen a PC before and it drives me nuts every time. And then I forget because Luna is on-screen again, half naked, doing something she probably shouldn’t be doing for anyone but you. Or maybe she always was doing it for you and you just lost control of the story somewhere along the way.

Jake is that kind of protagonist who looks normal at first and then you realize his whole life is basically horny paranormal chaos. Fresh grad, new big city, living with his brother, trying to be a decent guy, except there is literal Lust crawling around in his head and whispering “hey, what if you just… tweak that girl’s brain a little.” The game throws you right into that vibe where half the time you’re flirting on campus or at some shitty coffee place, and the other half you’re staring at some hellish demon with way too many teeth and tentacles, while still thinking “ok but can I fuck it?” You can go soft and romantic, like just dating, cuddling, slow handjob under the blanket, or you just slide full corruption route and start bending people’s minds, turning them into sex toys that smile at you while they swallow. It lets you pick how deep you go into that darkness, and it actually feels like a choice, not some fake menu flavor.

The Lust power is the real pervert engine here. You poke around in people’s heads and the game rewards you with those “Dreams” scenes, like detached little realities where you basically peek out through someone else’s eyes. One moment you’re the brother, jerking off alone because you’re jealous of Jake’s success. Next you’re stuck in a nightmare party where half the guests have glowing eyes and the other half are on their knees, mouths full, moaning stuff they’d never say when awake. Fucking weird in a good way. There’s all sorts of kinks layered in quietly. Group scenes where control slips and now there’s three bodies sweating on top of you, you have no idea whose hand is where, just tongues and wet sounds and someone begging for anal like it’s the only thing keeping them alive. Normal “dating sim” stuff sits right next to “oh cool, demon tentacle is rearranging my inside, guess that’s Tuesday now.” You can build yourself like an RPG nerd too, pumping stats so your mind control hits harder, or so you don’t get your ass kicked when some paranormal freak decides you’re on the menu. Combat’s there, but the real fights feel like they’re inside people’s minds, watching them crack, seeing a sweet shy girl slowly transform into a needy cock-hungry mess because you kept nudging her thoughts in the wrong direction. Also, small thing but it annoyed the shit out of me: the way some scenes cut off right when you want one more thrust, one more frame, like the game is edging you on purpose and then pretending it didn’t. But then you get another scene where Jake is spit-roasting someone with a demon, or waking up sticky after a furry centaur nightmare, or giving sloppy oral in some filthy alley while ghosts watch, and you kinda forgive it without even meaning to.

You know that moment when you’re lying in bed, phone in your hand, porn on mute, and you’re kinda bored of the same “guy fucks girl, cumshot, next” thing? This game hits right in that weird horny-brain space where you want more story but still want to jerk off, and you don’t really want to admit how much you like watching your imaginary girlfriend suck off another guy while you stare at your screen like some creep. You play as John, normal dude, software dev, not some ripped giga-chad, which honestly made it easier for me to self-insert and still feel like I’m not a total loser. He’s got this gorgeous girlfriend, Sarah, cute college girl, sweet, affectionate, actually feels like a person you’ve been with for years, not just a walking pair of tits. At first, it feels more like a relationship sim than porn. You text her on your phone, you check in on work stuff, you scroll through chats like it’s Telegram or WhatsApp, and slowly your wet dream brain starts leaking into the story. The whole “sharing” kink creeps up; it’s not like one day you open the game and she’s immediately getting railed by three dudes on the balcony. It’s more like you’re watching your own kinks form while you’re tapping through dialog and trying not to cum too early.

When Sarah goes to that beach trip with her girlfriends, the game starts messing with your head. John is alone, the bed is empty, and he starts having these dreams and fantasies. I’m not even into netorase usually, I always thought I’d be the jealous type, but the way this game shows John watching Sarah flirt a bit, try on a bikini that’s way too tiny, maybe send you a pic while some guy accidentally walks past in the reflection, it hits different. You get scenes where she’s out drinking with her girls, laughing, and you’re back home scrolling on your phone, replaying her voice notes and imagining what’s happening there while the text choices tease you: do you tell her what you’re imagining, or keep it inside and just stroke to the idea of her being looked at by other guys? And then when things get more explicit, it’s not just “they fucked, the end”. You see her kissing another dude, John watching through a cam or a video call, or sometimes only hearing it. You get oral scenes that feel dirty in a good way, her on her knees, messy, but she’s still checking in with you, asking if this is okay, if you like seeing her take a thick black cock in her mouth while she moans your name between gasps. The interracial stuff isn’t thrown in like fetish trash, but it’s also clearly meant to make you feel that pang in your gut, that mix of jealousy and arousal when you see her body pressed against someone bigger, darker, different from you. And yeah, there are moments where the pacing drags and you’re just tapping through dialogue wishing she’d pull his dick out already, but then out of nowhere you get a balcony scene, some exhibition vibe, neighbors maybe able to see, or a crowded bar where she “accidentally” lets some guy’s hand slide lower on her thigh while she texts you about it. The whole thing is animated in a way where little movements matter: the way she looks at the camera, the way John’s hand trembles a bit when he’s jerking himself while watching her suck someone else, the way her lips wrap around the head and there’s this wet sound that makes you grip your phone harder. It’s a mobile game, so it actually feels good to play on the couch or under the blanket, easy to tap with one hand, and the story choices give you that fake control feeling: you’re setting the rules for your own cuck-but-not-really fantasy. At some point I realized I’d gone from “nah, I’d never want to share my girl” to edging hard while I watched this digital dude encourage his girlfriend to flash her tits on a balcony because he wanted someone else to see what he’s “proud of.” And yeah, it’s kinda fucked up, but in that very specific, horny, consent-heavy way that makes you close the app after you cum and then open it again ten minutes later pretending you’re just here for the story.

Fairy tales in this thing start out pretty normal, like you might really think “ok, I know where this is going, princess, castle, hero, bla bla,” and then suddenly the hero is face first between some witch’s thighs, licking like his life depends on it while three other girls watch and comment on his tongue skills. The tone is funny and horny at the same time, which is weird, because sometimes I was laughing at a joke about a sloppy blowjob right when the girl is drooling all over the guy’s cock and gagging on it. Text often plays around, like it knows you read a lot of porn games already, lots of small jabs at “brave chosen one” clichés, then you click one more choice and the “brave chosen one” is on his knees, sucking a futa knight’s cock clean after she wrecked his ass. I liked the humor, or maybe I didn’t, I still can’t decide, but it stuck in my head. Feels like those late-night fanfic binges on AO3 where the author is clearly horny and also a bit too online.

Scenes lean heavy into bodies, big asses everywhere, thick thighs wrapped around heads, girls grinding on each other like they just skipped ten pages of plot. You pick a path and it can go soft or totally filthy pretty fast. One moment you’re in a “pure” fairytale forest, next moment the “pure” elf princess is riding the MC’s face while her maid fingers her own ass in the background like it’s totally normal housework. The group scenes get pretty chaotic in a good way: two girls kissing on the side, another one jerking the guy off while he is balls deep in someone else, hands wandering, someone always groping someone. Lesbian stuff is not just a warm-up either, sometimes the guy is basically furniture while the girls are grinding and licking, then when they finally remember him, they use his cock just to finish the job, with creampies as a sort of final stamp. As a pacifist player I skipped everything that looked like “challenge” and just spammed through to see how many times I could push characters into “ok, one more round” sex. It’s kind of funny that the story talks about fate and quests, but I spent half the time checking if I could get one more anal scene out of the same character instead. And I still feel low-key annoyed by that one scene where the camera lingers on a plate of food on the table instead of the girl swallowing a mouthful of cum, like who thought that was the important part to show.

Adam gets thrown into that classic mess where your real mom is gone, dad has a new wife with perfect curves, and suddenly you're dragging your suitcase into a house that feels way too warm and way too tight for a “normal” family. The game does not pretend to be deep, but it knows exactly what button it’s pushing. You walk in, and the first thing you notice is not the wallpaper. Stepmom’s tits are right there, proud and heavy, squeezed into clothes that really look like they’re begging for a wardrobe malfunction. She leans over the table, “accidentally” brushing against you, her ass moving in those slow little circles like she’s stirring your brain and your dick at the same time. The stepsisters are no better. One is all attitude and eye rolls, acting like she hates you, then “needs help” reaching something on a high shelf, pushing her soft ass against your crotch just a bit too long. The other plays innocent, but she keeps sitting in your lap to show you something on her phone, her big tits pressed into your chest while she pretends she doesn’t notice how hard you are. Yeah, sure.

What I liked is how the pacing kind of sneaks up on you. It starts with small things. A hand brushing over your thigh when it really didn’t need to. A hug that turns into a grope for half a second too long before she pulls back like nothing happened. Random teasing in the hallway where she bends over to pick something up, and you swear she pauses so you can get a full view of those curves bouncing. You get that mix of guilt and hunger every time you click to the next scene. Sometimes the game lets you be a bit of an asshole and just grab a hip or a boob when the chance is there, sometimes you’re stuck watching, fingers itching, while they grind just out of reach. The animations help a lot, even when they’re a bit janky. A little awkward movement can feel weirdly hot when the stepmom is pressing her breasts against your arm while “cooking” and you’re just standing there, thinking about pinning her against the counter. The basement thing is kind of funny. You’re all horny upstairs with this milf and her thick ass, then you hear those weird sounds below. It pulls you away from the porn and makes you walk down into the dark, like the house itself is hiding some dirty secret that might be even more messed up than your new family. There are moments where I wish scenes went further, like the build up is amazing, but the payoff cuts too soon, or the groping stops just when her breathing starts to change. Still, that half-frustrated feeling almost fits the theme. If you want to squeeze every lewd drop from it, take your time, replay scenes, try different choices, and lean into the teasing instead of rushing for the obvious obvious stuff. The game gets better when you let it edge you a little.

Snow on the window, porn on the browser. Priority is clear. This game drops you right in that weird moment after uni when you’re technically adult but still feel like a horny dumbass who has no clue what to do with life. You’re broke, alone in your flat, scrolling way too long, then suddenly you’re in this city where every “job opportunity” slowly turns into some kinky bullshit that somehow makes too much sense. One night you’re bussing tables as a new waiter, trying not to stare at bouncing tits under tight tops, next night you’re half naked in a VIP corner of a night club, getting your ego crushed by a girl in heels who talks to you like you’re her property. And you kind of like it. The game doesn’t pretend to be deep, but it does this thing where each girl you meet pushes you a little bit more, like a slow transformation that sneaks up on you. One route you start trying to “impress” a dominant mistress at the gym, thinking you just want to see her sweaty curves on the leg press, and suddenly you’re on your knees next to the benches, getting a casual handjob as “reward” while she laughs at how fast you cum. Another route you’re in a cramped back room of a club, soft music, neon lights, her riding your face while using you as a chair, with your dick mashed between your thighs because she said “good boys don’t get hard without permission”. It’s rough, humiliating, strangely cozy. Like Christmas with abuse, in a hot way.

What really hits is how the game uses gifs and photos instead of just walls of text. Scenes feel more alive, like your WhatsApp porn folder finally grew a story around it. One moment you’re getting a sloppy blowjob in a bathroom stall, the next she pushes you back and lines you up for anal, pushing a toy in your mouth so you shut up about it hurting. There’s titfucks with lube dripping everywhere, pussy close-ups while she grinds on you slowly, and that awkward-but-hot feeling when she wipes your own cum on your chest and calls you her filthy little project. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you go from casual chatting about work to her pegging you in what feels like five clicks, but honestly that chaos kinda works because life doesn’t give you clean routes either. I do wish the waitress shifts had more build up before turning into fetish playground, but then again, I clicked through half the dialogue just to reach the next humiliation scene, so maybe it’s on me. The male protagonist reacts like a real confused dude too: horny, insecure, pretending he’s in control while obviously not. That mix of domination, teasing, and “you’ll do what I say or you don’t get to cum tonight” is everywhere. And yeah, sometimes a scene will just end right when you’re about to blow, like the game cockblocks you on purpose, cuts to another girl, another fetish, another way to break you a little more. I closed the tab once, swore I was done, then opened it again to see how far one mistress would go if I kept saying “yes”.

She went pretty far.

Summer horniness plus backwoods horror is honestly such a cursed combo, but this game leans hard into it. You start as this kinda regular dude, young, dumb, full of... optimism, going to stay with his aunt in the city, expecting something chill. Porn, parties, maybe a MILF or two if god is kind. At first it really plays like a slow, horny vacation: you’re hanging around cramped apartments, getting eyefuls of big tits squeezed into shirts that lost the fight long ago, the camera loves that low-angle POV where you’re basically staring right into her cleavage while she pretends not to notice. Your aunt is absolutely in the “I do yoga and pretend I’m still 25” category, thick ass, soft belly, heavy boobs that move a little slower than the rest of her when she bends down to grab something from the floor. It looks very real in that 3D way where nothing is perfect and that somehow makes it hotter.

What I liked is how it doesn’t start with you just shoving your dick into everything. There’s teasing, accidental brushing, your aunt leaning over your shoulder and her tits literally resting on your back for a second while she shows you something on her phone. The protagonist keeps doing that thing where he pretends to look away but the camera stays locked right on her ass in yoga pants when she walks across the room. Then these two mysterious girls show up and the vibe shifts. One gives “I’m trouble and I know it” energy, other one has this slow, sad gaze like she already knows how the story ends. They flirt with you but in very different ways: one will grab your wrist and put your hand on her thigh during a car ride, the other will quietly lick a bit of melted ice cream from your finger and then look away like nothing happened. There’s actual animated oral scenes where you’re pov on a couch, one of them kneeling between your legs and the lighting is too bright, like shitty rental apartment bulbs, which somehow makes it more believable. Her lips shine with spit, she gags a bit, recovers, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and laughs. Not “classy” porn at all, more like horny-people-making-bad-decisions porn.

When everyone decides to go out of the city, that’s where the game throws the sex into the middle of a storm of weird shit. You’re in this remote place, everything feels slightly wrong, and still, people are fucking. There’s this one scene where you’re in a small cabin room, rain beating on the windows, generator humming in the background, and your aunt is standing there in a loose t‑shirt with no bra, nipples poking against the fabric because it’s cold. She starts arguing with you about something serious, some family secret, and the entire time the camera keeps drifting down to the outline of her big ass and the way her tits move when she’s pissed. The argument gets heated, she gets closer, grabs your face, and that flips into this angry kiss that tastes like guilt. The moment she kneels, pulls your pants down, and takes you in her mouth, she keeps mumbling something about how this is wrong, but she doesn’t stop at all. The blowjob is animated with that messy, angry rhythm, spit dripping on the floorboards, and you can hear the wood creaking every time she shifts her weight on her knees. Then, right after you cum, something fucked up happens outside, like a scream in the forest or lights going out, and you’re yanked from post‑nut haze into full horror mode with your cock still half hard. I like that whiplash. I also kinda hate it. But I kept playing.

Sex scenes keep tying into the mystery, which is rare in these games where usually the plot just politely leaves the room while you bang. Here, the girls’ moans get cut off by distant noises, you’re mid vaginal scene on a dusty mattress with one of the mysterious girls riding you hard, her big tits bouncing in your face so close the camera almost clips through them, and then she starts crying a little while still moving. Not enough to stop, just enough that you’re like “okay something is really broken inside her.” The POV angle sticks right under her boobs, so you see the way her stomach tightens when you thrust up, her ass slapping against your thighs, cum leaking out when she pulls off you too fast. Later there’s a moment in the woods where a girl gives you a rushed blowjob behind a tree, both of you clearly more scared than horny, her teeth scraping a bit because she’s shaking. And the game never fully explains all the creepy stuff, it just throws you into more “trials” and bad choices. Sometimes I wished it would slow down and let a scene breathe, other times I was annoyed how long it made me wait before the next time I could bury my face in somebody’s gigantic tits. But I still remember the exact sound of the aunt’s voice in that cramped cabin, whispering “don’t look at me like that” while dropping to her knees anyway, so clearly something here worked a little too well.

The game drops you into this little romantic test lab where everything is shiny and wet at the same time, and for some reason that combo actually works. You’re a guy orbiting around this girl who looks like she’s been sculpted in a high-end porn studio, but the story keeps trying to pretend she’s just “a friend” or “someone important” or whatever. It feels like standing in a slow elevator with your crush while both of you pretend you’re staring at the floor number. Except here, the floor number has tits and a tongue and the camera really likes close-ups. It’s a kinetic thing, so you’re not doing the usual choice spam, you’re more like watching your own bad decisions play out in 3D. And because you can’t change anything, every time the guy hesitates before kissing her you kinda want to grab him by the neck and slam his face into hers. In a loving way. Mostly.

Sex-wise, the game goes straight for that “we know each other too well to be doing this, but we’re doing this anyway” vibe. Handjob in a place you really shouldn’t be getting one, like the camera is practically winking at you: yeah, someone could walk in, keep stroking. That whole exhibition angle is not over the top, just this light thrill, like when you’re sexting while sitting in a Zoom call and praying you don’t screen-share the wrong window. Then there’s the lesbian stuff which sneaks up on you, because one second the girl is “just curious” and five seconds later there’s tongue and moaning and someone’s fingers glistening under soft lighting. You’re stuck as the male protagonist watching two women get each other worked up and then somehow you’re allowed in, which is very generous of the universe. Oral, vaginal, hands, the usual porn logic progression, except the pacing is slower than I expected in a good way until suddenly it isn’t and scenes just cut a bit too fast like the game is shy about its own money shots. I kept wanting one more camera angle when she’s riding, just a tiny tilt, but no, it snaps away, like a cocktease editor got hired off TikTok.

Romance keeps trying to act like the main tag here, and it half wins. Some of the quiet moments are weirdly tender, like when she’s masturbating and you’re not even touching her, just watching, and the focus is on her face instead of her pussy for a few seconds longer than usual. That made me pause Spotify and just stare. Then two lines later she says something that sounds like a bad translation from a dating sim and I’m yanked right out again. The 3D models do a lot of heavy lifting; skin looks warm, tongues wet, nipples reacting to touch in a way that made me rewind a scene in VLC out of habit, even though it’s not a video file. And yeah, it’s obviously a proof of concept, you can feel the edges where the dev just went “eh, next build,” like that one shot where her handjob animation doesn’t match the thrust speed at all and my brain started calculating optimal stroke timing instead of enjoying the scene. I’m that freak who paused to think how many branching flags this would need if it wasn’t kinetic, and then immediately got distracted again when she sank down on him slowly, the camera hugging that angle where you see her back muscles and the way her ass hits his thighs. It’s kind of like watching someone test a love triangle strategy while only giving you one path: you can see all the temptations, the jealousy hooks, the exhibition curve, the lesbian route that could explode later, but here it’s all locked into this one horny, awkward, strangely sweet timeline that you just ride along with, whether you’d play it the same way or not.

Ash is a horny idiot in this one, and I mean that in a good way. The whole thing feels like someone took the old Pokémon anime, mixed it with a dumb meme thread from Reddit, then said “ok but what if it was all about fucking Sarena instead of catching anything.” You start as this slightly older Ash, already a trainer, already a bit cocky, but still dense as hell about romance. Sarena is glued to him, you can see she wants his dick from like the first scene, and he’s out here talking about training strategy while her skirt keeps riding higher. The game keeps playing with that contrast. One moment they’re arguing about which move is best for a gym fight, next scene she’s pressing him against a wall in some random Pokémon Center corridor and asking very clearly if he wants her. It sort of pretends to be wholesome romance for like one scene, and then the clothes just… vanish.

What caught me off guard is how the “puzzle” stuff is not really about brain work, it’s more like soft foreplay with extra steps. There’s one scene where you’re moving little icons around, matching types and moves, and the more correct chains you make, the more Sarena’s outfit changes. At first it’s just a jacket off, then stockings get ripped, then suddenly she’s in this insane lingerie that no normal trainer would wear outdoors. I actually got stuck on a really simple tile rotate thing because I was looking at her ass on the side panel, twitching every time the CG updated. It annoyed me so much because the rotation was like 90 degrees off and I kept misclicking, and the game never explains the rules properly, it just expects your horny brain to figure it out. Then, right after you finally solve it, the reward scene is Sarena pushing Ash down on the grass and riding him like he’s a mount, all while teasing him about being better at “other kinds of training.” That whole bit is ridiculously hot and also kind of stupid, in a good way. Or maybe not good, I’m not even sure.

Combat is there, but it’s basically foreplay with hit points. You pick moves, watch a short sequence, and the actual important part is that Sarena comments on how “worked up” he gets when he wins. There’s this one battle where if you choose a more reckless, high damage combo, Sarena later pins Ash to a tree and says she likes his aggressive side, then starts rubbing him through his pants while talking about strategy like nothing is happening. And if you play it safer in that same fight, she instead cuddles up in the tent afterward and slowly talks him into undressing, like a slow burn scene that suddenly turns filthy when she climbs on top and starts using her mouth first, then more. The game pretends your choices matter a lot, but actually the result is always Sarena getting fucked silly, only the route to reach that changes a bit. I loved that, and at the same time it made everything feel cheap, like “wow, my big moral choice just decides if she rides him facing forward or backward.” Still, when Ash finally grabs her hips and slams into her from behind while she’s half bent over her travel bag, moaning about how she doesn’t care about badges anymore, only him, I completely forgot I wanted something smarter from it. He is still a virgin idiot in some scenes, and somehow also a sex god in others, but whatever. It’s horny Pokémon parody brain, not science.

Imagine walking into a clinic where everyone looks like they escaped from a horny Pinterest board you made at 2% battery. That is pretty much the energy of Futa Healthcare. It pretends to be all serious and medical, white coats and forms and “professional standards”, but two clicks later you’re watching a stacked futa nurse “check your reflexes” by making you stroke her under the exam table while she keeps a straight face for the other patients. The game leans hard into that whole “this is a legitimate checkup, sir” vibe while your cock is out, her cock is out, and nobody is doing anything that would pass any kind of ethics board. Which is the point.

You play this clueless young dude walking into a special clinic for futas, and he’s trying to act like he’s there for research or whatever, but the second a tall futa doctor in a tight uniform leans over him, you can feel his halo just slide off. There is this one scene where you’re supposed to fill a “sample cup” and the doctor says she needs to “supervise” because it’s for a special study. She stands way too close, latex gloves on, then she just wraps her hand around you and starts pumping while asking boring medical questions like “Any family history of heart issues?” while your dick is pulsing in her fist. It’s so dumb and hot at the same time. And they actually animate the rhythm, not just one lazy loop. Sometimes it looks a little stiff, sometimes you get that perfect angle where your brain goes quiet and your hand just keeps clicking next without reading.

The wild part for me was how often they weaponize uniforms. Not just nurses. You’ve got a strict futa doctor with glasses who talks like she cares about your long-term health, then tells you anal pressure tests are “routine now” and pushes a lubed toy in you while you’re strapped on your side, and the MC is half complaining, half moaning. Then later there is this older futa “specialist” with thick mom energy, huge tits pressing against her coat, doing a “family screening” with a relative in the next room, and the whole incest thing is just kind of dropped like it’s normal paperwork. She closes the curtain, tells you to relax, pulls your mouth to her cock and acts like it’s therapy. I’m there thinking, ok, maybe that’s too much, and still I click through every dialog line. The teasing is constant, they make you watch them masturbate on those stupid exam chairs, they grope you while talking about blood pressure, they send you out into the hallway with a visible erection because “we need to see your reaction in public situations”, which made me laugh because it’s so fake and also great. It’s rough around the edges, faces sometimes look a bit plastic, some animations loop weird, one nurse’s hand clips through a thigh every time she gives a blowjob and it drives me insane, but then she spits on the tip and the camera angle hits, and honestly I forget everything. The futa on futa checkups, the futa on female “patient comfort sessions”, the interracial scenes with that dark-skinned nurse riding your face while stroking her own shaft, the way they keep pretending it is healthcare when it’s just a sex dungeon with forms, it all blends into this messy, horny notebook doodle of a game that feels like someone put all their kinks in one medical folder and never cleaned it up.