Old classmates. That weird mix of “hey I missed you” and “I kinda wanna ruin your life and fuck you on the kitchen table”. That is the whole vibe here. You’re dropped back into this circle of people you used to know, and the game just quietly lets all the old drama sit between lines of small talk. It looks like a normal reunion kind of thing on the surface, like some cute koikatsu slice-of-life project, but it keeps poking at every sore spot in these relationships until someone snaps, spreads their legs, or both. You pick dialog options that feel harmless at first, like “yeah, you look great” or “we should hang out again,” and then three clicks later you are pressed up against a girl with huge tits, your hand under her skirt, both of you whispering shit you really should not be saying when her partner is in the next room scrolling TikTok.

What I like is how slow the corruption hits. It does not throw you into instant porn mode. You get these small scenes where you just sit on the couch with an old flame, legs almost touching, the TV running in the background, and the camera lingers too long on her ass when she leans forward. The animation is that typical Koikatsu wobble, boobs that move a little too much to be realistic but exactly right for horny brain. She laughs, pushes your shoulder, then doesn’t move her hand away from your chest. The text gives you this tiny choice like “leave it” or “pull her closer,” and both feel bad and good at the same time. There is this one moment where you accidentally grope her when you both reach for the same drink, and instead of pulling away she just stares at you, cheeks red, breathing loud, and whispers, “You didn’t do that before.” That one line sold the whole cheating angle more than any big dramatic scene. It just feels dirty in a quiet way. Then, five minutes later, you are pounding her from behind in a cramped bathroom, her ass bouncing, big tits slapping against the sink, moaning into a towel so nobody hears while your cum leaks down her thigh. The game loves those creampie shots, too, the camera staying there, watching it drip out like a slow confession.

It’s not all just fucking in shadows, though. There is this weird soft romance layer that keeps sneaking in when you least want it. One of the girls, the one with the biggest chest and the most “responsible adult” energy, starts out lecturing you about your life choices. Real naggy, like a mix between a guidance counselor and a pornhub stepmom thumbnail. I hated her for five minutes. Then the game flips it. You catch her alone later, sitting on a balcony, complaining quietly about how her relationship is basically dead and how nobody touches her like she is a woman anymore, just a routine. And you can either be a decent human or the corrupt bastard the tags promised. Of course the best route is where you act like you care, hold her hand, brush her hair from her face, all that fake gentle shit, then slowly slide your palm over her huge chest like it is an accident and feel her nipples harden through her top. She tries to stop you once. Just once. Then she’s grinding on your lap, skirt rucked up, panties pushed aside, riding your cock with this desperate rhythm that feels way too real, whispering “just this once” even while she’s already creaming around you. The creampie here hits different, because the animation makes you see her clench and pull you deeper, like her body is betraying her morals in real time. And yeah, some of the dialogue is a bit clunky, some scenes end too fast right when you really want a different angle or another position, but somehow that messy feeling matches the theme. Old wounds, bad decisions, big asses in tight clothes, everyone pretending they still have control while you’re filling them raw. It’s not pretty. It’s just hot as fuck.

Lydia feels like that quiet girl from your math class who never talked, then one night you see her at a party half drunk, lips on another girl, mascara ruined, and you realise you had no clue who she really was. That’s the whole vibe here. She walks into this fancy New York college with her planner, her high grades, her “good girl” brain, and then the game basically throws her into sex, pressure, weird relationships, and some very questionable choices that you, as the player, keep pushing her into because it’s impossible not to test how far she bends. One moment she’s blushing because someone saw her underwear under that too-short skirt, next moment you’ve got her deliberately “forgetting” to close the curtains in her dorm room, staring at her own reflection on the glass while knowing people in the next building can see everything. I liked how the game doesn’t scream at you “this is corruption now”, it just lets you nudge her a bit, then a bit more, and suddenly Lydia’s the one saying the filthy lines in dialog that would have made her faint in the intro.

The routes with the girls hit different than I expected. When Lydia ends up in those lesbian scenes, it’s not just “oh look, two girls, boobs, done”. You get soft, clumsy kisses on a dorm bed with a friend, the kind where they both stop and giggle because teeth bumped, and then twenty minutes later you might have her pinned against a bathroom stall, one hand over her mouth while some other student is washing their hands at the sink, clueless. Or maybe not totally clueless. The game is weird like that, it loves that almost-caught tension. The trans romances are actually where I felt the dev flexing a bit. There’s that moment when Lydia’s staring at a hard cock and pretty face at the same time, trying to process why she’s more turned on than confused, and the dialog actually leans into her brain spinning, not just her body reacting. Sex scenes go from sweet vanilla dates and handholding to Lydia on her knees taking it deep and letting someone use her hair as grip, then back to cuddles like nothing happened. Some scenes are kind of stiff and the pacing jumps around without warning, like a Ren’Py script got smashed with a hammer and taped back together, but in a weird way that matches how her college life feels. You think you’re going for wholesome romance, suddenly you’re choosing whether she agrees to wear a collar under her turtleneck to class. Or if she lets a girl tie her wrists to the headboard and take pictures, “just for us”, which of course is never just for them. I kept meaning to try the more normal path and then found myself pushing her into another risky exhibition stunt, like making her walk down the dorm hallway in nothing but an unbuttoned shirt and panties, praying no RA shows up. It’s messy, horny, sometimes awkward, sometimes really hot, and Lydia never fully stops feeling like that smart, slightly lost college girl who might either graduate with honors or end up skipping lectures because she’s too busy getting fucked in someone’s off-campus apartment.

Streamer Crush feels like someone turned that bad habit of lurking in horny Twitch chats into a full-time job where your cock gets a say in HR decisions. You’re not the hot one on camera, you’re the moderator hiding behind a goofy username, pretending to care about spam filters while you’re really thinking “how do I make this girl moan my name instead of thanking subs.” It starts pretty innocent: you sit in the chat, click away idiots, let the thirsty comments slide if they help the mood, juggle little minigames that pop up when the stream gets busy. You’re watching the view count go up, her smile change, the way she leans a bit closer to the camera when the vibe is right. That’s actually where it got me. Not the sex at first. The slow shit. The way one of the girls stops using “chat” and suddenly uses your mod name like it’s private, even if thousands are watching.

The game leans a lot into that fantasy that every lonely guy in a Pornhub comment section secretly has: “if I was her mod, she’d actually notice me.” You pick scenes, you choose which comments to boost, you try to keep trolls from ruining a stream while also letting some dirty stuff pass because you just want to see how far she goes. Sometimes you’re trying to keep her focused on the puzzle or whatever she’s “officially” streaming, sometimes you’re absolutely encouraging the chat to spam her with “try that toy again” so she reaches for that little vibrator you both know is off-screen. Then it’s not off-screen. The camera angle gets more personal, her tits fill half the view, there’s this one POV-style event where it feels like she moved the cam just for you and she’s sucking on a dildo like it’s your cock while reading the messages you chose. She chokes a bit, eyes watering, then gives that stupid ahegao face that would piss me off in anime, yet here it somehow makes my dick harder. I hate that. I also love that.

Where it gets interesting is how the “romance” quietly sneaks in between all the cumbrain stuff. You’re chasing better dates, better scenes, making choices that push one streamer closer while another one starts giving you colder replies, less heart emojis, more “thanks for the help, mod” like you’re just staff again. There’s this moment when one girl sends you a private pic that’s not even that explicit, just her on a couch in normal clothes, no bra, nipples kinda visible through the shirt, and it hits harder than the full-on creampie animations you unlock later. Maybe because in the public stream she’s all big tits and bouncing ass on camera, toys in her pussy, moaning loud for donations, bending over so you can see the wet line between her cheeks, and then in DMs she just types like a half-tired human: “did I do ok?” You know it’s a game. You still sit there, staring, overthinking which reply raises her relationship bar without sounding like a simp. Meanwhile, some tiny details will annoy the shit out of you for no reason, like the way one of the button sounds is just a bit too sharp or the same chat emote appears three times in a row and your brain latches onto that nonsense while she’s literally riding a dildo on screen. You’re juggling sex toys, ban hammers, puzzle bits and fake internet clout, and somewhere in there the game tricks you into feeling weirdly responsible for a fictional girl’s orgasm and her career at the same time. It’s messy, horny, a bit pathetic, a bit too real. Which is exactly why I kept clicking.

You wake up in this cold metal coffin, brain still full of weird cryo dreams, cock already half hard for no good reason, and the first thing you hear is your ship AI calmly telling you the entire Tau Ceti system went silent fifty years ago. No welcome back party, no fancy sci-fi bullshit speeches. Just you, a crew that looks way too hot to be statistically realistic, and a mission brief that screams “we’re all fucked” between the lines. The game doesn’t waste time pretending this is some noble heroic space epic. It’s more like: “Hey commander, everything beyond this door might be hostile, corrupt or horny as hell. Also you really need to keep morale up. Use any tools you have.” And yeah, they mean exactly what you’re thinking. Sometimes even more.

The tone flips in a fun way. One moment you’re walking through dark corridors with only emergency lights on, convinced something is watching from the vents, tension crawling on your skin, then suddenly your second-in-command starts stripping in the med bay because “skin-on-skin contact helps circulation after cryo” and she says it with a straight face. She’s got this insane body, big ass that barely fits in the standard-issue uniform, tits that look… honestly they look like a violation of the Proxima engineering budget. You’re doing a full psychological evaluation and it turns into her sitting on your lap, grinding slow while still talking about chain of command and mission protocol. You’re half listening to the horror story about what happened to the last expedition and half lost in the way her uniform slides down, nipples hard in the cold recycled air. At one point she starts stroking you under the desk while asking if you’re “mentally stable enough to lead.” Answering that form with your dick in her fist is a special flavor of fucked up that the game leans into really hard.

Sex scenes feel like they belong to the stress. Nobody is “romantic”, they are needy, scared, pretending they aren’t. One of my favorite bits is this oral scene in the observation deck, stars drifting by so slow it looks like a painted wall. She gets on her knees between those massive observation windows, jokes about giving the void a show, then opens her mouth and you forget there might be actual monsters waiting out there. She takes you deep, drooling, gagging a little, eyes locked on yours, then when you unload she absolutely refuses to spit. Just looks up, swallows every drop, then casually licks the tip like she’s cleaning a lab tool. After that she snaps right back into mission talk, wiping her lips and briefing you about the blackout like this is a normal staff meeting. The contrast between “I'm full of your cum” and “by the way, we might be the last humans alive in this system” hits harder than any jump scare.

The male domination angle is there, but not in a corny porn way where everyone just instantly worships you. You have authority by rank and the game milks that. You order a crew member to strip because you “need to check for cryo burns”, run your hands along her skin, grip her throat lightly to see her reaction, push her against the bulkhead and fuck her raw while she’s half moaning, half begging you not to forget the actual mission. There’s a scene where you use a toy on her in the lab, just to “test the effects of micro-vibrations on post-cryo muscle tension”. Total bullshit excuse, but she plays along, strapped to a chair, legs spread, toy humming inside her while readouts blink in the background. When she finally creampies herself on the toy, thighs shaking, you’re the one who gets to decide if she licks it clean or you just shove your cock into that overstimulated pussy and finish the job with a messy creampie of your own. And in the next scene she might casually bring up that you’re running low on rations and someone has to volunteer for a high-risk EVA. The game is good at making you horny and slightly guilty at the same time, like you’re jerking off in a haunted spaceship.

What sells it for me is how the horror and the humor keep cockblocking each other. There’s this one gag where the AI deadpans some stupid meme-level line right as you’re about to cum from a rough handjob in the engineering bay. She’s jerking you with oil-stained fingers, muttering how she needs “stress relief” before checking a failing reactor, and the AI chimes in with a safety warning so out of place you actually laugh mid orgasm. It undercuts the seriousness, but in a way that feels real, like people trying to stay sane while they’re one broken bulkhead away from getting spaced. And sometimes the horror takes over completely. Long, quiet walk down a cargo corridor, lights flickering, you hear what sounds like breathing that isn’t yours. No sex, no jokes, just that slow burn psychological shit that reminds you this is still a thriller, not just a porn slideshow. I opened one of the locked doors expecting more tits and toys, got something else, and for a minute I just sat there staring at the screen thinking “ok, maybe everybody fucking all the time is actually the healthiest thing on this ship.”

Also, tiny thing, but it annoyed the hell out of me: one character’s hair clipping through her collar during a really intense scene pulled me right out of it, and then I spent the rest of that scene half focused on her mouth, half staring at that stupid floating hair like a maniac. I never got over it. At least the swallowing animations are on point.

Jake looks like that guy you half remember from high school, nothing special, bit lost, scrolling on his phone too much. Then you drop into his new life in this strange city with Nika, and suddenly all that “ordinary couple” vibe just starts to peel off, really slow, like clothes after a long bar night. The game doesn’t rush; you actually feel that lazy first week in a new place, boxes still in the corner, Nika walking around in a tank top with no bra, asking where the mugs are while her tits bounce more than they should. You click through some simple choices, joke with her, and at some point you notice your eyes are stuck on her ass in those shorts that look one size too small. The game knows exactly what it’s doing, it keeps putting her just out of reach, kissing you soft, grinding a bit on the couch, then pulling back like “later, babe, I’m tired” and you’re there staring at the screen like, yeah, same.

Everything feels very physical. When she drops to her knees for the first time, it’s not some sudden porn cut, it actually grows from this stupid little argument in the kitchen that turns into teasing, then she bites her lip, kneels on the floor tiles and wraps her hand around Jake’s cock. The way her fingers move, that slow stroke with saliva shining, her lips sliding over the tip, tongue circling, you can almost hear the wet sounds even when nothing is playing. Her cheeks puff, mascara a bit smudged, eyes up at him, and she goes deeper, bobbing faster, spit dripping on her knuckles. It feels messy in a good way. Not that plastic “perfect blowjob” stuff, more like your browser history on a bad day. Then later you finally get her on the bed, on her back, legs wide, pussy already wet from all that build up, and you can choose if you want to push it in slow or just fuck her hard against the mattress while her tits shake and she claws at the sheets. Sometimes I swear her ass is stealing the whole game, the camera really loves that angle where she’s riding, ass bouncing up and down on Jake’s lap, each slap of skin making it look heavier, rounder, like you could grab it through the screen.

What caught me a bit off guard is how the sex and the crime stuff start to tangle together. One evening you’re having this sweet, almost romantic scene, handjob under a blanket while some movie plays, her whispering in his ear, just lazy strokes and soft moans, and the next choice suddenly throws you into a sketchy meeting with some shady guy who clearly knows way too much about Nika’s past. You go from “yeah suck that dick” to “wait, is someone going to get killed?” in like three clicks. Honestly I like that, even if sometimes the pacing feels drunk, like the story wants to be a thriller but then gets distracted by Nika bending over the sink with her tits hanging and her shorts sliding down, and you forget there was a serious plot at all. The romance parts are weirdly sweet too, they sleep tangled, they argue about small things, and then you’re fucking her from behind in the new apartment while boxes are still unpacked, pushing her face into a pillow, watching her back arch and her ass push back on every thrust. She moans your name, or sometimes just curses, and that mix of tenderness and “fuck me harder” sells the relationship better than any long dialogue. There is this tiny detail though, Jake holds his phone like a boomer and it annoys me every single time he pulls it out, but whatever, I still went back for one more scene with Nika on top, her big tits bouncing and sweat sliding between them while she rides him like the city outside doesn’t exist at all.

Incels Unleash Hell feels like someone grabbed a toxic Discord rant, poured cheap vodka on it, and then turned it into a horny apocalypse. The whole thing plays out like you’re trapped inside an angry internet thread that suddenly got a body, a dick, and way too much power. You’re basically steering this bitter, pent-up loser energy that’s not even trying to pretend it’s healthy. It’s cruel, it’s petty, it’s nasty, and somehow that’s exactly the point. The vibe is not “romantic corruption” or soft seduction. It’s “I hate the world and I’m going to fuck it in the ugliest way possible.” And yeah, the game leans hard into that. You got scenes where some stuck-up milf who looks like she’d normally block you on Telegram ends up on her knees, mascara running, taking cock while the camera refuses to look away. Faces twisted into full ahegao, drool and tears mixing, that ridiculous “fuck drunk” expression that would be silly if it wasn’t paired with such mean writing. One minute you’re shoving her into some humiliating public spot, next minute she’s being forced to show off her used holes like it’s a live show for ghosts of rejected DMs. It feels like an angry porn playlist curated by someone who listens to hardstyle at the wrong volume.

The power trips here are straight up filthy. You use blackmail like it’s a game controller, pushing women into situations they clearly don’t want but can’t back out from. There’s a weird thrill when a prissy office queen that clearly thought she was untouchable suddenly has her mouth full and her dignity gone, and the game zooms right into that humiliation. Sometimes the camera just lingers too long on her asshole getting worked, animated in that shiny, almost plastic way that 3dcg porn games love, and it kinda breaks the mood, but then you get this one frame where her eyes roll back, tongue out, and you’re like “ok yeah, that’s the shit.” Oral scenes feel extra nasty, like every forced blowjob is half punishment, half ceremony, with spit strings catching the light while she tries to breathe around a thick cock ramming her throat. The exhibition moments are just rude: clothes yanked away, body pushed out where anyone could see, her trying to cover herself while the protagonist basically treats her like a prop, forcing poses, spreading cheeks, talking to her like trash. It’s not subtle, it’s not kind, and it’s definitely not for anyone expecting softcore. If you’re gonna play it, throw on some rough techno or dark trap in the background, mute your conscience a bit, and let yourself fall into the chaos, because the game sure as hell isn’t interested in pulling you back out.

Nyvalis looks harmless at first, like one of those cozy fantasy islands from a chill JRPG. Then you realize it is basically a giant thirst trap built by a dying fertility goddess who is way too desperate to see some dick. You drop in as this guy who literally just died, no memories worth a damn, suddenly surrounded by women who haven’t seen a real man in generations and treat you like a mix of sacred relic, breeding tool, and slightly confused porn star. It feels a bit like if a hentai doujin and a low-budget fantasy VN had a messy baby on Patreon, with enough humor to stop it from feeling too serious while still going pretty hard on the whole “your cum might save our people” thing. The game knows exactly what it is: harem fantasy with a fantasy gloss, a lot of boob physics, and a main character who keeps pretending he’s overwhelmed while drilling anything the goddess points at.

The whole corruption angle is more playful than edgy. You start with these kind, almost holy priestess types and then slowly you push them into slutty territory, and they pretend to resist but their clothes keep getting shorter, their tits keep getting more on display, and pretty soon the “ritual blessing” is just you ramming them from behind in some temple while stained glass reflects on her huge ass. There is male domination here, but it’s the porn version: they beg, they tease, they act innocent, then you grab their hair, push them to their knees, feel that wet tongue around your cock and the game doesn’t shy away from showing the spit and the twitching. First time you cum in one of them the camera goes in close, you get that POV rush, her legs shaking, your cum leaking out while she clutches her belly because fertility goddess magic is doing its thing. Later, when pregnancy actually kicks in, it’s kind of wild how casual they treat it. “Oh, I’m knocked up now, we should celebrate” and your celebration is literally a titfuck on the balcony while she talks about “expanding the tribe” with your next load. I liked that. It feels like fan-service written by someone who actually watches hentai instead of just reading tags on F95.

I’m not gonna lie, the game is rough in spots. Some animations look great when you’re fucking a MILF priestess from a low POV, watching her tits bounce while she rides, but then another scene has three girls in a group sex ritual and suddenly one head is clipping through an arm and you’re like, “Ok, sure, we’re doing PS2 energy now.” I still replayed that scene, though. The group stuff is fun because they lean into the whole “village of desperate women” vibe: one girl is sucking you off while another strokes your balls, and a third is pressed against your back, whispering that the goddess is watching, and you kind of feel like a hentai protagonist who accidentally downloaded the harem DLC. One minor thing that annoyed me for zero logical reason: the way one of the girls keeps doing this half-laughing “teehee” sound right before you shove your cock between her tits. I don’t know why, it just pulled me out of it every single time and I kept waiting for an option to tell her to shut up and just squeeze, but nope, it never shows up. The transformation bits are a fun surprise too, like when Seraphyne tweaks a girl’s body mid-routine, giving her even bigger tits or changing her ears, and the scene keeps going as if “sorry, goddess just upgraded your ass” is an everyday thing. It feels dirty in that cosplay way, like trying on different versions of the same waifu. The humor keeps popping in at weird times, like you’re balls deep in a “holy ceremony” handjob, and the girl starts cracking a joke about you being the only guy alive who has to rest between rounds while the entire island is waiting for creampies. But that chaos is kinda why I kept playing; it never feels clean or perfectly planned, more like horny fantasy scribbles that somehow became a game, which honestly fits the whole fertility goddess losing her mind and dragging a dead dude across dimensions just so she can watch a village of big tit, big ass girls fight over his dick.

Moon Town feels like somebody took a fanfic forum, a small horny village and a half-finished life sim and shook them together until weird chemistry started. You land there basically broke, parents gone, no safety net, and the game just kind of shrugs and says “ok, now what?” It doesn’t hold your hand, which is nice until you walk into the wrong bar shift, piss off the wrong coworker and suddenly your “romance” with them is a passive aggressive war carried out through text messages and cold shoulders. That part actually felt more real than half of the porn games on Steam. One moment I was tapping through a cute chat with Hana about her favorite music while running on the treadmill, next moment she brings up that one night where I flirted with Charlotte at work and the whole mood flips from soft to sharp. Sex here doesn’t drop from the sky; you can ruin it with one badly timed choice and the game does not care if you save scummed. I tried that in another tab on Chrome and the app system still remembered stuff I texted earlier, so my “perfect” run looked like a messy canon rewrite where the plot holes are all my fault.

What I really liked is how your horny brain is constantly fighting your grind brain. You’re in the gym, sweating to push stamina up, checking that in-game phone every few seconds to see if Dante finally replied to your risky selfie, and at the same time watching the calendar because your rent is coming and you took too many shifts off to go on “dates.” There’s this one evening where I had to decide between a night shift with good cash or a rooftop hangout with Joshua. I went for the cash, thought I was being smart, and next time I saw Joshua he was colder, chat options shorter, like he was turning from love interest to background NPC. Later, when the clothes finally come off, the sex scenes feel earned, not just tacked on. Charlotte’s first explicit scene with my male MC hit harder because we had all this flirty back-and-forth on the phone, small jealous moments at work, plus me actually showing up to her birthday on the calendar. The scene itself is dirty in a nice way, lots of attention to small details like her changing expression when you choose to tease instead of rush. It still has rough spots, like some transitions are stiff and sometimes a line sounds like bad translated doujin, but that actually made it weirdly charming for me as non-native too. Feels like reading ambitious fanfic that sometimes forgets what tense it was using, yet you still stay up clicking because you want to see if your “canon” version ends in love, manipulation, or some fucked-up mix of both where you’re sexting one character from bed with another one quietly sleeping next to you, and the game silently judges you by logging it all in that little stats screen you keep pretending not to look at.

Rito’s life was already a mess, then this pink haired alien princess with a genius brain and zero sense of modesty just… crashes straight into his boring school days. It looks like the usual goofy harem setup at first glance: uniforms, hallways, the classic after-class rooftop scene, her ridiculous gadgets popping out of nowhere. But this thing is way more horny and way more mean than the source. You scroll in thinking “haha funny To Love Ru parody” and suddenly you are watching your MC try to act like a good boy while Lala is bouncing around with tits that literally do not care about gravity, ass barely covered by the skirt, dragging him into problems he never asked for. It’s that perfect mix of stupid comedy and “ah fuck, that’s actually kind of hot” where you feel bad for laughing but you keep going anyway.

The big charm is how every “innocent” school moment can twist into something filthy real quick. One second you are in a normal classroom scene, teacher pretending nothing is weird, and Lala is leaning forward over the desk, boobs squished on the table, skirt riding up enough to see she absolutely did not dress according to any school rules. Next click and she’s accidentally turned some gadget on, sucking the MC into an empty club room with her, bodies pressed together, moaning like she has no idea there might be someone right behind the door. And yeah, the netorare part is not just a tag slapped on. It creeps in around the edges. The game kinda teases you at first, making you think you are safe in classic goofy harem territory, then just casually drops a scene where another guy “helps” her with some machine and her face is way too flushed for it to be innocent. You know that feeling when you scroll the dialogue too fast, then go back because you’re like “wait what the hell did he just put where?” That. It kicks you in the gut a bit, even if she is laughing and acting like everything is just fun experiment time. I actually got annoyed in one corridor scene because the MC is literally right there and they are acting like he doesn’t exist, but the game kind of wants you to sit with that frustration. It even plays some silly, lighthearted lines during the most messed up NTR moments, which is both hilarious and slightly evil.

Sex scenes go hard on physical stuff. Huge tits in motion, that tight school uniform clinging to wet skin, stockings half pulled down while she rides like she forgot what the word “shy” means. There’s vaginal stuff here that looks and feels messy and desperate, not some super romantic soft-focus bullshit. You get that classic “caught in the infirmary” scene, but instead of some blushing confession it turns into Lala grinding on a dick while the MC tries not to cum too fast, and then later hearing some NPC talk about how “Princess-sama seemed awfully tired after lunch with senpai.” The game is not subtle. Sometimes it even ruins its own mood on purpose, like you are really in the zone watching her get pounded over a desk, then she activates some gadget by accident and the whole environment changes, but not the fact that she’s still being fucked, just now in another part of the school. It’s stupid in a good way. I kinda wanted more jealousy reactions from the MC in some scenes, but whatever, it fits the parody vibe that he keeps getting dragged along, confused and horny, while Lala spreads her legs for “science” or “training” or whatever excuse she throws out. If you like that messy mix of comedy, big soft bodies in too-tight uniforms, and the slow sick feeling of “oh no she’s enjoying this with other guys too”, this thing absolutely scratches that itch and then stomps on it.

Rebirth Balance is that kind of horny fantasy story where the world is burning, elves and humans want to kill each other, and somehow your biggest problem is choosing which pair of tits to focus on first. You wake up in some other guy’s body, with a dick that looks way too confident for the situation, and a divine being basically tells you: “Hey, fix the world, also here, have some superpowers and a front row seat to every orgasm in a fifty meter radius.” It sounds epic, but it feels more like being dropped inside a porn convention where every booth is run by racists, sex addicts, or both. One moment you’re trying to talk politics between humans and non-humans, next moment an elf MILF is on her knees, drooling around your cock, pretending diplomacy means “oral exam”. The game throws you into that mood very fast, like Discord mods arguing for ten pages on lore, while you’re just there clicking “next” waiting for the tits to bounce again. And yeah, the tits do bounce. The models are that 3dcg style where skin has that slightly too smooth thing, like everyone moisturizes with lube. It’s janky in a good way. Sometimes a boob clips into an arm and I swear it made the titfuck more funny, not worse. Felt like watching porn in VLC, pausing at weird frames just to laugh, then going right back to stroking.

The sex itself is not shy at all. You get your usual “save the world with charisma” thing, but your real stats are more like: how deep she can take it, how wide her eyes roll back, and how ugly the ahegao gets before the scene fades. There’s an elf slave girl who tries to act all cold and noble, and I blinked and suddenly she’s riding you raw, hands tied, making that messy open-mouth face like she just got hit by a truck of orgasms. The camera loves to sit low when you go in vaginal, so you see the whole slide, every wet push, that shiny stretch where you think “okay, this is probably not safe but whatever, fantasy world”. Then out of nowhere, the superpower thing kicks in and you’re basically cheating in sex. You touch her, her legs turn to jelly, and it feels unfair in the most porn logic way. Same with the MILF scenes: one of them acts like she’s mentoring you on how to talk to non-humans, but the entire time the game keeps zooming in on her lips and her cleavage, like the plot is just foreplay you forgot to skip. When she finally wraps her tits around you, the animation goes full worship mode, soft flesh pressing, nipples brushing along the shaft, spit dripping down like someone spilled energy drink on a joystick. It’s messy. It’s hot. And then suddenly you’re back to dialogue about balance between races, pretending your cock is not still throbbing. I had a Chrome tab open with a Google Doc for work, and another tab with this game, and honestly, switching between “professional email” and “animated elf masturbation scene” should be illegal. Anyway, the world is in danger, people are angry, politics are tense, and you’re out there making peace one blowjob at a time. Priorities.