Isekai Brothel feels like someone cracked open my anime watchlist, dumped it on the bed, and said, “Ok, pick who you wanna fuck first.” It’s a dating sim wrapped around a brothel idea, but not the usual boring “pick one route, marry waifu, roll credits”. Here you jump between worlds and timelines, grab girls from different series, and basically run this horny multiverse where fidelity is a suggestion, not a rule. As a poly person this hits weirdly close to my fantasy: not needing to “pick best girl”, just stacking them like a chaotic harem Jenga tower and seeing what breaks first, your dick or your free time. And yeah, it’s messy. The art style and scenes don’t always match perfectly between girls, the transitions sometimes feel like someone hit the skip button too fast, but honestly that fits the vibe. It feels like a porn stash, not a museum.

What I liked a lot is how it leans hard into the “brothel” part without pretending to be moral about it. You flirt, you pay, you fuck. Sometimes you date first, sometimes you go straight to raw dog in a rented room. One moment I was having a kinda sweet “date” with a shy girl, choosing dialog options that made her open up, and then suddenly I was balls-deep while she begged me not to pull out. The jump from wholesome to filthy is fast and I actually enjoy that whiplash. There are quick sex scenes for when you just want a 2-minute stress relief, and longer dates where you build some tension before ruining her makeup. The game throws in fetishes pretty casually, like, “Oh, you clicked this girl again? Guess we’re doing anal now” and doesn’t over-explain anything. It trusts that if you’re on an adult site and recognize half these characters, you already know what you’re here for. One tiny thing that annoyed me: sometimes dialog sounds like it was translated twice through Google, then drunk-edited, but honestly I still liked that more than fake polished porn writing that nobody talks like.

The multiverse teleport tech is a cool excuse for why everyone is in one place, but the real fun is when you start mentally mixing “lore” from different shows while you’re mid-thrust. I was fucking a certain very proud, very stacked demon girl while thinking “if her boss from that other universe walked in right now, he’d probably applaud.” Then I switched to a sweet healer-type girl and went from rough choking and hair pulling to soft missionary and kissing like some kind of emotional whiplash speedrun. The game doesn’t punish you for jumping from girl to girl; it almost encourages it, like “you liked that dommy mommy? Nice, go cuddle the awkward schoolgirl now, coward.” It’s not trying to be classy, and I appreciate that a lot. Sex here can be romantic, sure, but it can also be just sloppy blowjob in a side room while other clients are busy in the back. I kinda wish there were more scenes where the girls interact with each other and not only with you, like full-on group sessions that acknowledge relationships between them, but at the same time I like the feeling that I’m sneaking from room to room, collecting different bodies and personalities like a horny little goblin. The whole thing feels like a guilty browser tab you forget to close, which is exactly how this kind of game should feel.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

This Jujutsu Kaisen parody hits different than most trainer games I've played lately. You're some dude who can't remember jack shit about his past but somehow gets dragged into the whole sorcerer business anyway. The amnesia trope is whatever, but at least they don't spend forever explaining why you forgot everything - you just roll with it and start learning cursed techniques while trying to figure out what the hell happened to you.

The combat system actually works pretty well for a turn-based setup. You're not just clicking through dialogue forever, there's actual strategy involved when fighting curses and other sorcerers. The AI-generated art is... look, it's not terrible but you can tell it's AI sometimes. Some of the monster girls look hot as fuck though, especially when they're based on the actual curses from the manga. The parody elements are solid too - they nail the personalities of characters like Gojo and Nobara, just with way more sexual tension obviously. The supernatural powers aspect feels authentic to the source material, which is more than I can say for most anime porn games that just slap some familiar names on generic characters and call it a day.

Where this gets interesting is how your mysterious past slowly unravels while you're busy training and hooking up with various characters. The temptation mechanics aren't just "click here for sex scene" - your choices actually seem to matter for character development and story progression. Some of the monster encounters get genuinely intense, both in combat and in the bedroom. The paranormal elements create this nice atmosphere where anything could happen, which keeps things unpredictable. Sure, it's rough around the edges and the English could use work, but there's enough content here to keep you entertained if you're into the whole trainer game format mixed with actual plot progression.

You start as this so-called Pro Hero who got wrecked hard enough to actually die, then wakes up in his own past with his body intact and his brain full of red flags. It sounds epic, but the game honestly treats it more like “yeah whatever, go back to U.A. and stare at hot girls in tight uniforms.” The tone is funny like that. Everyone knows you as this experienced hero, but you are walking around halls, clicking on doors, poking at stuff in classrooms, basically grinding through a point & click loop while you try not to just immediately jerk off in every scene. It’s kind of cool and kind of dumb at the same time. That’s the charm, I guess. Or the problem.

Because once you start actually interacting with the girls, the “serious time travel mystery” thing just slides into the background and your brain turns into horny mashed potatoes. You bump into Ochaco, she’s nervous, you “accidentally” help her with some training, your hands end up exactly where they shouldn’t. The writing goes from normal school talk to “oh fuck” in like two text boxes. Momo is all composed and proper, then suddenly she is doing this flustered, shy exhibitionist thing in a classroom while you are clearly taking advantage of the situation. It feels wrong in the right way. Toga shows up and every line she has is unhinged cute psycho energy that makes you think “yeah, I absolutely should not like this” while still clicking the dirtiest options. They really lean into the groping and teasing, but it’s not like a quick loop, you have to actually work the scenes, move the cursor, find the right spots, wait for the next stage to unlock. The voyeur stuff is strong too: you peeking from behind doors, watching girls touch themselves, or catching Midnight in a moment where you know you should walk away and you obviously don’t. There is this one scene with Hagakure that hits in a weird way, because she is invisible and you are basically reacting to moans and floating clothes while your hand is doing exactly what you think it is. Very pervy, very on brand for this universe in a messed up fan way.

The game flow is slow and clicky, like some old Flash porn game some guy uploaded on Newgrounds after too much Red Bull. You walk around the school, trigger events, get sent to bed, repeat. The lewd payoff is really good when you hit something big, like a handjob from Mina in some semi-public place where she’s pretending it’s just “training,” but sometimes it feels like the dev just wanted you to wander until you get horny enough to accept anything. There are moments where you’re doing light training or “improving your quirk” just to unlock another excuse to grab someone’s ass. It pretends it’s about you trying to avoid your death in the future, but you’ll probably remember more about that first time Jiro’s cool rock girl facade breaks while she’s jerking you off with this embarrassed look, or when Tsuyu’s quiet little lines hit harder than expected while she slides her hand under your pants during “private training by the pool.” You click through dialogues, you open the same rooms too many times, you miss one timing and no scene for that day, and yeah, the pacing can be annoying. But then Midnight bends over her desk in a way that makes your whole moral system crash, and suddenly you forget you wanted better navigation or more clean UI or that one tiny sound effect that loops slightly off beat and starts to drive you insane. Anyway, if you go in, just take it slow, poke every corner of the school, talk to girls more than once per day, save often, and lean into the pervy hero role completely. The game clearly wants you to be the guy who peeks, gropes, and “accidentally” helps every girl reach exactly the kind of climax that has nothing to do with hero work.

You know that moment when you’re staring at your screen, cock in hand, thinking “why the hell am I doing this again?” This game basically grabs that pathetic little thought, slaps you with a horny demon girl and goes, “yeah, you are addicted, shut up and enjoy it.” You play this poor bastard who jerks off so much he literally sends a horny prayer into the universe, and instead of a therapist, he gets a whole team of succubi answering the call. Not subtle at all. And it’s not just some random OC girls either, it’s like your private illegal multiverse porn folder came to life. One minute you got this smug redhead spy chick with the gymnast hips and attitude, next moment there’s that stretchy superhero mom whose ass honestly deserves its own loading screen, then you blink and boom, that blonde cosplay girl bouncing on your lap like she’s streaming for OnlyFans. It’s messy and stupid and hot. Mostly hot.

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend you’re a hero. You’re basically a horny lab rat with “superpowers,” so every new girl you summon is part sex toy, part experiment. The “power training” scenes are just excuses for milking sessions, foot worship marathons, deepthroat practice, all wrapped in this half-serious, half-shitpost story about demons and paranormal deals. You get a new ability and your first thought isn’t “how to save the world,” it’s “how many ways can I make this ninja doctor with huge tits lose her mind on my cock.” The game lets you switch from being a controlling bastard, grabbing hair, forcing throats, filling every hole, to just lying back while some smug princess brat steps on your chest, spits on your tip and makes you say “thank you, mistress” before she even touches you. Sometimes it feels like Pornhub category roulette, but in a good way. Or a bad way. Depends on how you feel about drowning in cum.

There’s this one scene that stuck in my brain way too long. You summon this blue-eyed fire princess with that permanent “I’m better than you” face. She looks at your cock like it insulted her ancestors. You use a mind control ability on her, think “oh nice, she’ll become a soft, obedient girl.” Nah. She drops to her knees, smiles with that evil little smirk, and starts a blowjob that feels like she’s trying to ruin you on purpose. Teeth just barely grazing, hands twisting, drool everywhere, eyes rolled back, then she pulls off and wipes her face with her foot, making you lick her toes clean while she calls you her “pet.” I hated how much I loved that. Also the toes animation? Weirdly detailed. Like, someone spent real life hours on those arches and soles, and I can’t decide if I should applaud them or report them to someone. The only thing that annoyed me was this tiny sound effect in one menu that doesn’t match the click, and it’s driving me crazy every single time, and of course it will never get fixed. Anyway, you go from creampies to bukkake stacks to sloppy titfucks, with girls covered in your cum like it’s some cursed skincare routine, and the game just keeps handing you more universes to corrupt. It’s horny, shameless, a bit broken, and honestly feels like your late-night browser history turned into a demon contract you kinda don’t want to escape.

This thing hits like finding some old forbidden flash animation on a busted XP computer, but hotter and way more focused on exactly one thing: cute ponies going full cock worship. No build up, no long fake plot about magic crystals or saving Equestria or whatever. You load it and boom, you’re staring at two familiar pastel girls, only now they’re more like greedy little fur sluts that learned exactly what a huge dick is for. Kinda felt like those days when you typed sketchy words into Newgrounds search and prayed parents don’t walk in, just with better strokes and more spit.

The vibe is weird in a nice way. On one side you got this shy, soft one, all nervous eyes and gentle touch, wrapping her hoof-hand thing around the shaft like she’s scared to hurt it, doing slow strokes, kissing the tip like it’s holy. Then suddenly, the other one jumps in like she’s been waiting all night for this horse sausage, going sloppy and wild, tongue everywhere, cheeks bulging, drool stringing down her chin. They take turns, then overlap, like they’re fighting for who gets more cum, which is kinda funny since neither of them is actually talking. It’s all body language: the little head tilts, the ears twitching, the way their eyes lock on that cock like it’s the last dessert in Ponyville. At one moment the slower one is just holding the base, stroking real carefully, and the other is deepthroating up and down, and that tiny detail of her free hoof rubbing his balls actually made me stop and rewind. Three times. I hate myself a bit for that and still did it again.

At some point the bigger background stuff just disappears from your brain and everything is about rhythm: handjob, tongue swirl, suction, then one pulls back to lick along the side while the other keeps pumping. It’s like they’re speedrunning “how fast we can milk this guy dry” but in a cozy way. The cock is huge too, not just “slightly above average”, more like these ponies have no idea how they’re fitting that thing in their cute little snouts and then somehow they do. I kinda wish there was a bit of teasing before it all starts, like showing how they got talked into it or who suggested it first, but at the same time, I replayed the middle section way more than I want to admit, so maybe that’s just me pretending I care about story. The last stretch when both of them are jerking him together, lips pressed on each side of the head, tongues flicking over the slit while their hooves move almost in sync, that hit the same brain spot as those ancient, wrong-feeling MLP gifs I used to secretly save on my old Nokia. Messy, horny, too specific, kind of stupid, and exactly what I was looking for without knowing.

Sarada Uchiha XXX Simulator looks like something somebody hacked together during a horny weekend and forgot to clean up, and that is exactly why it kinda works. You open it, there is no big intro, no lore dump, nothing. Just Sarada right in your face, already giving you that half annoyed, half curious look that she always has in fanart. Menu is simple, almost ugly in a charming way. Few buttons around her, random icons, some of them look like they were cut from an old Flash game on Newgrounds. First thing I did was start clicking like an idiot, changed her glasses off, then back on, then tried different clothes. There is this cheap thrill when you realize you can strip the “good girl” Uchiha kid down to nothing and nobody in Konoha can stop you. Outfit system is not huge, but good enough to play dress up perv. School uniform vibe, little tweaks to colors, some stockings that honestly look a bit cursed if you stare too long. I messed with her hairband and spent too long deciding if she looks hotter with or without it, which is stupid because you know damn well you will remove everything anyway.

Sex part is very straightforward, like old browser hentai toys. Click, drag, small minigame bits that are there mostly so it doesn’t feel like static slideshow. There is this rhythm mechanic that feels like somebody copied it from those old osu clones, but drunk. You try to hit the “sweet spot” and Sarada changes expressions. When you go too fast she gets that shocked wide eyes, when you keep a steady pace she starts melting, tongue out, cheeks red like she just lost a sparring match and her chakra too. No story, no excuses, just you and her in an empty void, which somehow makes it feel more dirty, like a debug room that was never meant for public. The customization of her face is actually the best part. You can turn her into smug brat, or shy virgin, or complete cockdrunk slut who looks like she forgot who Hokage is. I spent more time playing with eyebrows angles than actually fucking her, which is kinda embarrassing. The moans are hit or miss, some clips loop weird, sometimes they sync by accident and you get this one moment where everything lines up and it feels like you are the director of the most illegal Boruto spin off ever. And then some janky animation breaks it again, her boob clipping a bit through her arm, and you remember it is just another horny parody running in your browser while Discord pings in the background and Spotify playlist is still on that one track that does not match the scene at all.

Natalie’s life looks normal for like five minutes and then absolutely refuses to stay that way. She’s this shy-looking clerk in a tiny pharmacy in a new city, trying to remember where every damn box is stacked, and at the same time she’s secretly scribbling crazy alchemy notes in the back room instead of doing boring inventory. That “small pharmacy” vibe is just a cover; the real fun starts when she finally gives in to the idea that if nobody is going to make her feel strong, big, wanted, she’s just going to brew that feeling herself. The moment she drinks her first potion and realizes her muscles are actually swelling out under her clothes, her arms tightening her sleeves, chest pushing her uniform buttons to their limit, you can feel her brain kind of glitch between “oh fuck this is hot” and “oh shit I can’t show myself like this outside.” Which, obviously, means she shows herself like this outside. A lot.

What I really enjoyed is how her power trip stays messy and horny instead of heroic. She’s not saving the city, she’s flexing in front of the mirror, one hand cupping her growing tits while the other slips down her skirt, watching herself in this blurred reflection as her abs pop and veins crawl up her biceps. Sometimes she overdoses a bit and her body goes past “fit” straight into “thick muscle goddess with cat ears,” with her tail twitching every time someone in the shop accidentally brushes her chest. And yeah, that happens more than “accidentally,” there’s a whole scene where a cute regular girl pretends to check her own pulse while basically groping Natalie’s pecs, then just gives up pretending and buries her face in those huge boobs while Natalie lifts her like she weighs nothing. The kinetic novel style keeps it simple to follow: click, read, click, get slammed into another horny scene where she’s getting her nipples sucked through a half-buttoned top in the stockroom, a vibrator buzzing between her thighs while she’s trying not to moan loud enough for the old guy at the counter to hear. The humor swings from stupid pun levels (a “performance enhancer” potion that only enhances how loud the ahegao faces get) to this perfect timing where she tries a transformation mix that should make her “more appealing” and instead turns her partially into a monster girl with claws and glowing eyes, then the next girl who walks in just goes, “holy shit you look hot, can you pin me to that fridge?” and Natalie, already dripping and breathing heavy, absolutely does. Exhibitionism hits hard too, like when she has to stay in the shop while her potion is still active, muscles pumped, top tight, nipples hard, and a catgirl customer starts teasing her, sliding fingers under her waistband, telling her she looks like a superhero porn knockoff. Natalie ends up grinding on the counter, one hand on this girl’s ass, the other squeezing her own thigh just to feel that firm muscle. You get lesbian tongue action, toys pulled from “medical supplies,” lube disguised as ointment, and those ridiculous ahegao moments where her eyes roll back as she’s riding a strap-on strapped to a smug muscle girl who looks like what Natalie wants to be in her filthiest dreams. It’s all text and art, no choices to worry about, so you just ride the wave of her experiments getting more perverted: from private masturbation sessions with a hand mirror under her skirt to full “I’m locking the door and using you as my test subject” scenes, where the nerdy girl that came for vitamins walks out barely able to stand, thighs shaking, neck marked, and Natalie’s flexing abs shining with sweat. The tone flips between horny comedy and “I can’t believe they drew that” filth fast, like she’s awkward and blushing one second, then slamming someone against storage shelves and groping them hard enough to leave finger marks the next, panting, drooling a little, eyes wide in that stupidly hot ahegao expression that makes it clear these potions are not just about muscles anymore.

Look, I'm gonna be real with you - this game is basically what happens when someone watches too much My Hero Academia and thinks "you know what this needs? More tits." And honestly? They weren't wrong.

The whole premise is ridiculous in the best way possible. You're playing some generic dude who somehow ends up at UA High School, except instead of learning how to be a hero, everyone's just horny as fuck. Uraraka's floating around in her school uniform looking like she's about to pop out of it, Momo's creating... well, let's just say she's not making tea this time. The writing tries to be funny and sometimes it actually lands - there's this one scene where Bakugo's screaming about explosions while getting a handjob and I lost my shit laughing. But then other times it's just cringe dialogue that makes you wonder if the writer ever talked to a real person.

What really gets me is how they handled the uniforms. Like, they clearly spent way more time making sure every skirt was the perfect length to show just enough thigh than they did on... literally anything else. The art style tries to copy the anime but it's obviously done by someone who learned to draw from DeviantArt tutorials. Not saying it's bad, just saying you can tell. Mina's scenes are probably the hottest though - something about that pink skin just hits different. Oh and don't get me started on how they butchered Deku's character, turning him from nervous virgin into some smooth-talking pussy magnet. It's like they took everything that made him interesting and threw it out the window for the sake of having him bang everyone. Still fapped to it though, not gonna lie.