Who will fuck Jessica Rabbit
Roger is this horny rabbit with way too much confidence and zero swimming skills, and for some reason that mix really works here. The whole thing is basically one long tease: Jessica is lying there, tits out, hips up, looking like she walked straight out of some bootleg version of that old movie, and your idiot bunny keeps faceplanting in the water instead of landing on her. You only press space. That’s it, just space. But it turns into this weird obsession where you’re trying to get that perfect run, the perfect jump, that one clean arc that drops you right between her legs instead of splashing like a moron a pixel too short.
The best part is how simple it looks at first and how you start to feel the timing in your body after a few tries. You tap space a little late and he just kind of waddles and flops, and Jessica’s huge redhead curves stay just out of reach, almost mocking you. You hold too long, he overshoots and you go flying past her, like “congrats, you cleared the level, but you didn’t get to fuck the girl.” That first time you actually nail the jump and land dead center on her, there’s this tiny second of silence where your brain goes “no way that worked” and then he just starts pounding her. No slow romance, no fade to black, just straight cartoon rabbit dick slamming into this stacked, big-titted Jessica clone who’s moaning like she’s been waiting the whole game for you to learn how to press a button correctly.
I liked how each stage feels almost the same but not quite. The ground is longer or shorter, the water pool is placed a bit differently, and your brain keeps trying to measure it like “ok, last one was full run then jump, this one maybe I jump a hair earlier?” It makes you weirdly focused. My browser history looked like: WhatsApp Web, Gmail, work shit, then “Roger jump porn game” in the middle. I had YouTube music on in another tab and kept pausing it without even thinking, just so I could hear when he hits the water vs when he lands on her soft, thick body. The splash sound started to piss me off, actually. It’s such a small thing, but once you hear that instead of the wet fuck sounds, your whole mood crashes. I kept telling myself, “one more run, I’ll quit after I hit her again,” then I’d miss by a tiny bit and my eye would twitch and I’d hit space again.
And Jessica, man, she’s distracting in a good and bad way. Her big tits are just there, jiggling slightly, bright hair like a red flag, ass raised like an invitation. She doesn’t move much, but it works, because you fill in the blanks in your head. I catch myself staring at her nipples instead of watching the distance I need to run, then of course I fuck up the timing. When you finally get it right, Roger just starts drilling her like a rabbit high on hormones, and it’s pretty dirty for how stupid the setup is. No deep story, no “emotional connection”, just a horny rabbit trying to line up the perfect fuck on a curvy redhead who looks like she crawled straight out of some old VHS fantasy. It’s clumsy, kind of trashy, sometimes frustrating as hell, and I still kept going back to jump again just to see him land on her and pound that cartoon pussy like it’s the only thing that matters.
The best part is how simple it looks at first and how you start to feel the timing in your body after a few tries. You tap space a little late and he just kind of waddles and flops, and Jessica’s huge redhead curves stay just out of reach, almost mocking you. You hold too long, he overshoots and you go flying past her, like “congrats, you cleared the level, but you didn’t get to fuck the girl.” That first time you actually nail the jump and land dead center on her, there’s this tiny second of silence where your brain goes “no way that worked” and then he just starts pounding her. No slow romance, no fade to black, just straight cartoon rabbit dick slamming into this stacked, big-titted Jessica clone who’s moaning like she’s been waiting the whole game for you to learn how to press a button correctly.
I liked how each stage feels almost the same but not quite. The ground is longer or shorter, the water pool is placed a bit differently, and your brain keeps trying to measure it like “ok, last one was full run then jump, this one maybe I jump a hair earlier?” It makes you weirdly focused. My browser history looked like: WhatsApp Web, Gmail, work shit, then “Roger jump porn game” in the middle. I had YouTube music on in another tab and kept pausing it without even thinking, just so I could hear when he hits the water vs when he lands on her soft, thick body. The splash sound started to piss me off, actually. It’s such a small thing, but once you hear that instead of the wet fuck sounds, your whole mood crashes. I kept telling myself, “one more run, I’ll quit after I hit her again,” then I’d miss by a tiny bit and my eye would twitch and I’d hit space again.
And Jessica, man, she’s distracting in a good and bad way. Her big tits are just there, jiggling slightly, bright hair like a red flag, ass raised like an invitation. She doesn’t move much, but it works, because you fill in the blanks in your head. I catch myself staring at her nipples instead of watching the distance I need to run, then of course I fuck up the timing. When you finally get it right, Roger just starts drilling her like a rabbit high on hormones, and it’s pretty dirty for how stupid the setup is. No deep story, no “emotional connection”, just a horny rabbit trying to line up the perfect fuck on a curvy redhead who looks like she crawled straight out of some old VHS fantasy. It’s clumsy, kind of trashy, sometimes frustrating as hell, and I still kept going back to jump again just to see him land on her and pound that cartoon pussy like it’s the only thing that matters.
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👁 3.3K
★★☆☆☆
Aeon’s Echo
Feast your eyes on Hentai artwork in the form of amazing 2D animations that are uncensored! With a wide diversity, going from MILFs to kinky schoolgirls to offer, Heavy Metal Babes is sure to sate your kinkiest desires all. Get to know your companions inside and out by chatting with them throughout the story. What better thing to do than sexting and fucking?
Play the #1 best sex game in the world. Why wait? It's free!
Play the #1 best sex game in the world. Why wait? It's free!
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👁 90.6K
★★★★★
Strip Smackjack
Similar to the casino game beat and stay or hit blackjack the opponent hand to strip the girl. Today we got dealer - Godsmack lead singer Sully Erna. Just get 21 point to strip that girl.
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👁 867
★★★★★
XXX Pool Club
This thing is basically a dumb horny pool game that somehow works way better than it should. You get this top view of a billiard table, balls flying around in slow chaos, and your job is kinda reversed: instead of just pocketing stuff, you’re babysitting your own holes so they don’t get filled. Yeah, I know how that sounds. Every time a ball rolls close to your pocket you panic-click on it to smack it away toward the enemy pockets, like you’re playing horny air hockey with gravity. It’s super simple, like those old Flash games you used to boot up at school on shitty PCs, but with a blonde getting railed in a video on the side that keeps running while you’re trying to focus. And you *will* lose focus because she’s not just standing there posing. She’s bouncing, sucking, arching her back while taking it deep, and you’re supposed to be protecting some stupid green felt hole from a shiny white ball while she’s staring at the camera with that “you’re next” look. My brain was split in two: one part doing pool math, other part thinking about pausing and just pulling my dick out.
The funny part is, the more into the video you get, the worse you play. It starts pretty chill, just a couple balls gliding slowly toward your side, you click, they bounce, you feel like a god of pool. Then the tempo creeps up, more balls appear, angles get annoying, and meanwhile the blonde is getting fucked harder, the camera zooms closer, you see spit, see her tits slapping together, cum threat hanging in the air, and suddenly you’re missing clicks. One ball slips into your pocket, you flinch like you actually lost something important. Another one goes in, and the game punishes you for being horny and distracted, which is honestly fair. At one point I was trying to line up a perfect rebound toward the far corner pocket, and as I clicked, she moaned louder, jerked her hips, and I mis-timed so badly the ball rolled straight into my own hole like a traitor. I actually said “fuck you” out loud to a pixel ball. Also the click hitbox feels tiny randomly, like once I swear I clicked dead on but the game just looked at me like, nah bro, you missed, enjoy that ball in your pocket. No idea if it’s lag or me being clumsy with one hand.
It has this weird hypnotic rhythm: click, bounce, glance at the blonde getting her pussy stretched, look back, another ball, another glance, her lips wrapped around a thick cock, tables filling, tension rising. There’s no deep story, nobody cares whose pool hall this is, but she looks like that classic porn-site banner girl from early 2010s, fake lashes, bright lipstick, messy hair, and it hits a certain nostalgia spot. The pool physics are just realistic enough to matter, like you actually can do this scuffed mini bank shot by hitting one ball into another and watching it roll neatly into the far pocket while the first one brushes dangerously near your own side, so your heart does that tiny jump. If you’re the type that gets turned on by multitasking under pressure, this is pure brain rot: your eyes keep darting between the table and her wet, shiny pussy getting pounded, trying to keep all your pockets clean while balls rain from everywhere. I kinda wish there was some crazy twist like her reacting when you win, or the sex changing when you mess up, but no, it just keeps going like a dirty screensaver while you fight the balls on the table. And somehow that’s exactly why I kept clicking “again” instead of closing the tab.
The funny part is, the more into the video you get, the worse you play. It starts pretty chill, just a couple balls gliding slowly toward your side, you click, they bounce, you feel like a god of pool. Then the tempo creeps up, more balls appear, angles get annoying, and meanwhile the blonde is getting fucked harder, the camera zooms closer, you see spit, see her tits slapping together, cum threat hanging in the air, and suddenly you’re missing clicks. One ball slips into your pocket, you flinch like you actually lost something important. Another one goes in, and the game punishes you for being horny and distracted, which is honestly fair. At one point I was trying to line up a perfect rebound toward the far corner pocket, and as I clicked, she moaned louder, jerked her hips, and I mis-timed so badly the ball rolled straight into my own hole like a traitor. I actually said “fuck you” out loud to a pixel ball. Also the click hitbox feels tiny randomly, like once I swear I clicked dead on but the game just looked at me like, nah bro, you missed, enjoy that ball in your pocket. No idea if it’s lag or me being clumsy with one hand.
It has this weird hypnotic rhythm: click, bounce, glance at the blonde getting her pussy stretched, look back, another ball, another glance, her lips wrapped around a thick cock, tables filling, tension rising. There’s no deep story, nobody cares whose pool hall this is, but she looks like that classic porn-site banner girl from early 2010s, fake lashes, bright lipstick, messy hair, and it hits a certain nostalgia spot. The pool physics are just realistic enough to matter, like you actually can do this scuffed mini bank shot by hitting one ball into another and watching it roll neatly into the far pocket while the first one brushes dangerously near your own side, so your heart does that tiny jump. If you’re the type that gets turned on by multitasking under pressure, this is pure brain rot: your eyes keep darting between the table and her wet, shiny pussy getting pounded, trying to keep all your pockets clean while balls rain from everywhere. I kinda wish there was some crazy twist like her reacting when you win, or the sex changing when you mess up, but no, it just keeps going like a dirty screensaver while you fight the balls on the table. And somehow that’s exactly why I kept clicking “again” instead of closing the tab.
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👁 1.5K
★★★☆☆
Meet your private AI girlfriend: chat now (18+)
GoLove: Find your secret AI girlfriend: immediate, no-limits 1-on-1 chats with dozens of AI personalities. Match, message, and start secret conversations that include private images, audio messages and NSFW extras - anonymous and for adults 18+.
Millions are already here, browse 200+ AI models and 350+ AI girls, and transform casual chats into an intimate AI romance - try it free; upgrade for unlimited images, videos and premium features.
Millions are already here, browse 200+ AI models and 350+ AI girls, and transform casual chats into an intimate AI romance - try it free; upgrade for unlimited images, videos and premium features.
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👁 90.3K
★★★★★
Got Milk!
Are you certain you just milked a cow? It was really cow and not the bull, before you try this milk just make sure. Watch this video and learn from other's mistakes.
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👁 4.3K
★★★☆☆
Smoking sex accomplice
Watch this smoking brunette light up a cigarette - she’s the kind of woman who commands attention without saying a word. Cold? Maybe, but behind that icy gaze lies a fierce desire that’s impossible to ignore. Is she a high-powered boss running an international empire, or just someone who knows exactly what she wants? You’ll discover the truth as you play through this adult flash game.
She’s locked down tight, but don’t mistake that for weakness. This woman craves one thing: a man with a big cock to fill her dripping pussy and leave her begging for more. Your challenge is to break through her defenses and claim her hot body in ways she won’t forget.
You’re not just here to watch; it’s about making your move. Use your mouse to choose the right lines from the dialogue, each response inching you closer to the ultimate prize. Will you turn into a living dildo between her huge boobs, blowing her to ecstasy? Or will you fuck her hard, like the raw, hungry bastard she secretly longs for, making her climax all over her body in a messy cumshot that proves who’s in charge?
This game dives deep into the filthy fantasies of paizuri, titfuck, and hardcore sex with a confident brunette who knows how to play the game and win. Sexy, explicit, and raw, it’s designed for those who want to get down and dirty without any hesitation. Every move you make could lead you to that explosive moment when all restraint melts away, and the only thing left is wild, uninhibited pleasure.
Don’t hold back - this gorgeous woman wants it rough and passionate, with no apologies. Show her your big dick and prove you’ve got what it takes to satisfy her deepest cravings. She’s waiting, but only for the one who can handle her strength and desire. Are you ready to turn your fantasies into a steamy reality? Take control now, and let the erotic adventure begin.
She’s locked down tight, but don’t mistake that for weakness. This woman craves one thing: a man with a big cock to fill her dripping pussy and leave her begging for more. Your challenge is to break through her defenses and claim her hot body in ways she won’t forget.
You’re not just here to watch; it’s about making your move. Use your mouse to choose the right lines from the dialogue, each response inching you closer to the ultimate prize. Will you turn into a living dildo between her huge boobs, blowing her to ecstasy? Or will you fuck her hard, like the raw, hungry bastard she secretly longs for, making her climax all over her body in a messy cumshot that proves who’s in charge?
This game dives deep into the filthy fantasies of paizuri, titfuck, and hardcore sex with a confident brunette who knows how to play the game and win. Sexy, explicit, and raw, it’s designed for those who want to get down and dirty without any hesitation. Every move you make could lead you to that explosive moment when all restraint melts away, and the only thing left is wild, uninhibited pleasure.
Don’t hold back - this gorgeous woman wants it rough and passionate, with no apologies. Show her your big dick and prove you’ve got what it takes to satisfy her deepest cravings. She’s waiting, but only for the one who can handle her strength and desire. Are you ready to turn your fantasies into a steamy reality? Take control now, and let the erotic adventure begin.
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👁 20.5K
★★★★☆
Beauty and the Geek – Meet and…
Magic of a powerful kind is needed to help a scrawny nerd break free from constant bullying and turn that shy nerd into the guy the fiery cheerleader captain falls for. Prepare yourself because this story is magical from here on out!
Hiding out in the school library to escape his bullies, his hands land on a mysterious, old book. This isn’t just any book - inside lie potent spells that can truly transform anyone.
Now, equipped with these spells, his dull existence is about to explode into something wild and unpredictable. Your choices will steer him through the chaos and opportunities that follow.
Think about shifting your own form or altering those around you, all with a flick of the spellbound pages. You can dive into unrestrained vengeful adventures that mix power and pleasure.
You’ll explore raw desires and the thrill of controlling both fate and flesh. As our nerd gains confidence and new forms, each spell opens doors to even more daring escapades.
Get your hands dirty in chaos, charm, and transformation - start playing now. Step into a game where every choice shapes lustful outcomes and cathartic payback.
Unlock the secrets, unleash the spells, and let the vengeance begin!
Hiding out in the school library to escape his bullies, his hands land on a mysterious, old book. This isn’t just any book - inside lie potent spells that can truly transform anyone.
Now, equipped with these spells, his dull existence is about to explode into something wild and unpredictable. Your choices will steer him through the chaos and opportunities that follow.
Think about shifting your own form or altering those around you, all with a flick of the spellbound pages. You can dive into unrestrained vengeful adventures that mix power and pleasure.
You’ll explore raw desires and the thrill of controlling both fate and flesh. As our nerd gains confidence and new forms, each spell opens doors to even more daring escapades.
Get your hands dirty in chaos, charm, and transformation - start playing now. Step into a game where every choice shapes lustful outcomes and cathartic payback.
Unlock the secrets, unleash the spells, and let the vengeance begin!
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👁 56.7K
★★★☆☆
Mikasa pussy licked
This thing is basically one long love letter to Mikasa’s pussy and Eren’s dumb obsession with her. It’s not subtle at all, and that kinda works. You open it and you’re just thrown right into their “first time” that clearly skipped any normal romance pacing and went straight to “hey, I’m a titan, I’m gonna eat you out instead of eating you.” It sounds stupid when I write it, but when you’re actually looking at her face, that serious Mikasa look slowly melting, it hits the horny brain in the right way. Animation loops are simple but focused. Tongue, lips, clit, that little twitch when she can’t keep the stoic soldier act anymore. No stupid walls of text, no long intro about titans and walls and military ranks. It’s basically: Mikasa spreads, Eren transforms, tongue goes to work, everything else is background noise. In my head I kept hearing the anime soundtrack and then immediately forgot it because her pussy is taking the full attention.
What I liked is they actually kept her feeling like Mikasa. She’s not turned into some random bimbo clone with big plastic tits. She’s got that toned body, tight abs, strong thighs, black hair falling around her face when she leans back. It feels like “yeah, this is the same girl who cuts titans in half, except now the only thing getting cut is her self control.” And Eren in titan form is just this huge presence off-screen, most of the time you only really see that massive tongue and her reaction to it. Which is perfect because nobody is here to stare at his face. There’s no penetration fetish in this one, which is kinda refreshing and also a bit weird. With his titan body he obviously could ruin her in one second, but they lean into this idea that titans don’t even have dicks, so all that frustration gets dumped into insane cunnilingus. It’s like all the horny energy compressed into one overpowered tongue. At some point I caught myself thinking “ok bro, let her breathe” and then kept clicking for another round anyway. The loop of her moaning, legs shaking, pussy getting more wet, that slow moment when she closes her eyes and bites her lip, it scratches that quick, shameless itch really hard.
Controls are nothing special, just the usual click, small variations, some angles, a bit of speed control. But there was one moment where I timed the faster setting right when she gasps and her body arches, and it kinda locked in for me, like “ok, this is the money shot of the whole thing.” I liked that they focused on her being worshipped instead of turning her into a cum dumpster right away. Eren is literally there just to serve, tongue deep in, licking around her clit, sliding down and back up, like he’s tasting every bit of her. It’s almost comical if you overthink it, this legendary titan form spending the whole scene just eating pussy. And still, when she clenches her fists, breathing hard, face turning soft and horny, I was like yeah, fine, this is exactly the kind of stupid fantasy I want after a long week. No plot, no big twist, just Mikasa getting the kind of attention every Attack on Titan fan joked about in Discord at some point anyway.
What I liked is they actually kept her feeling like Mikasa. She’s not turned into some random bimbo clone with big plastic tits. She’s got that toned body, tight abs, strong thighs, black hair falling around her face when she leans back. It feels like “yeah, this is the same girl who cuts titans in half, except now the only thing getting cut is her self control.” And Eren in titan form is just this huge presence off-screen, most of the time you only really see that massive tongue and her reaction to it. Which is perfect because nobody is here to stare at his face. There’s no penetration fetish in this one, which is kinda refreshing and also a bit weird. With his titan body he obviously could ruin her in one second, but they lean into this idea that titans don’t even have dicks, so all that frustration gets dumped into insane cunnilingus. It’s like all the horny energy compressed into one overpowered tongue. At some point I caught myself thinking “ok bro, let her breathe” and then kept clicking for another round anyway. The loop of her moaning, legs shaking, pussy getting more wet, that slow moment when she closes her eyes and bites her lip, it scratches that quick, shameless itch really hard.
Controls are nothing special, just the usual click, small variations, some angles, a bit of speed control. But there was one moment where I timed the faster setting right when she gasps and her body arches, and it kinda locked in for me, like “ok, this is the money shot of the whole thing.” I liked that they focused on her being worshipped instead of turning her into a cum dumpster right away. Eren is literally there just to serve, tongue deep in, licking around her clit, sliding down and back up, like he’s tasting every bit of her. It’s almost comical if you overthink it, this legendary titan form spending the whole scene just eating pussy. And still, when she clenches her fists, breathing hard, face turning soft and horny, I was like yeah, fine, this is exactly the kind of stupid fantasy I want after a long week. No plot, no big twist, just Mikasa getting the kind of attention every Attack on Titan fan joked about in Discord at some point anyway.
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👁 4K
★★☆☆☆
Whorgwards v0.7.0
This thing is messy in a good way, like some horny fanfic that escaped from Wattpad and grew buttons. You’re basically Snape, but not the moody movie one, more like “what if Snape stopped pretending and just used his classroom for sex stuff”. The whole story hangs around this pink potion that turns every little “study session” into something way past school rules. It starts almost silly, like you’re only checking if the potion works on simple reactions, tiny changes, teasing, a bit of flushed cheeks, and then it just keeps cranking up until you’re “grading” students by how loud they moan on your desk. Half the time I forgot there’s any official lesson going on and then some line of dialog mentions homework and I started laughing.
The fun for me is how it treats Ginny and Hermione like they’re on two totally different porn channels. Hermione shows up like the classic good girl who actually is a huge pervert if you push the right buttons. You give her a “harmless test dose” and she still tries to keep her dignity while her thighs are literally trembling. Those little animated loops of her squirming in front of your desk while trying to explain theory, that’s exactly the kind of stuff I end up rewinding and screen grabbing to make GIFs. She looks like she’s pretending it is all about potion science, but her tits are bouncing way too much for that to be academic. Then Ginny crashes the vibe with pure chaotic energy, acting like she only came here for extra practice and somehow ends up riding your cock with the door half open. There is one voyeur scene where she bends over near the door and you can kinda imagine students walking past outside. That one is peak “pause-zoom-loop” material. The game says school setting but honestly it feels more like a fucked up private studio where uniforms are just sex props.
I liked how the animations are not super polished. Bodies move a bit stiff sometimes, her hair clips weirdly, but that raw look makes the thrusts and pussy shots feel more dirty, not clinical. It is very easy to loop one short scene and just stare at the rhythm, like Hermione sitting on your lap with her skirt hiked up while you push into her slowly, and the pink potion glow in the background making everything look a bit too hot. On my phone, playing it in Chrome, some scenes stutter when there’s a lot of motion, which pissed me off more than it should. You finally get Ginny bouncing on top and suddenly the frame drops right when her tits slap down. I’m still mad about that stupid tiny lag and I’m not going to fix it. Text is sometimes cheesy in that fan-translation way, like phrases that feel not quite native, which weirdly matches how I talk, so I just shrugged. There is a line where Snape says something completely wrong about the original story lore and I’m pretty sure the dev did not care at all. Sex itself is straight up, lots of vaginal, no confusing kinks, just you, big tits, students riding your cock, watching them from your chair like some corrupted headmaster. It could use more variety, it could use better pacing, but I kept replaying the same few loops like an idiot, hunting the perfect frame where Hermione’s face goes from smart to fucked silly. I was going to talk about something I didn’t like with the sound but I got distracted thinking about that desk scene again, where the potion is “unstable” and somehow the only solution is to fuck your student harder.
The fun for me is how it treats Ginny and Hermione like they’re on two totally different porn channels. Hermione shows up like the classic good girl who actually is a huge pervert if you push the right buttons. You give her a “harmless test dose” and she still tries to keep her dignity while her thighs are literally trembling. Those little animated loops of her squirming in front of your desk while trying to explain theory, that’s exactly the kind of stuff I end up rewinding and screen grabbing to make GIFs. She looks like she’s pretending it is all about potion science, but her tits are bouncing way too much for that to be academic. Then Ginny crashes the vibe with pure chaotic energy, acting like she only came here for extra practice and somehow ends up riding your cock with the door half open. There is one voyeur scene where she bends over near the door and you can kinda imagine students walking past outside. That one is peak “pause-zoom-loop” material. The game says school setting but honestly it feels more like a fucked up private studio where uniforms are just sex props.
I liked how the animations are not super polished. Bodies move a bit stiff sometimes, her hair clips weirdly, but that raw look makes the thrusts and pussy shots feel more dirty, not clinical. It is very easy to loop one short scene and just stare at the rhythm, like Hermione sitting on your lap with her skirt hiked up while you push into her slowly, and the pink potion glow in the background making everything look a bit too hot. On my phone, playing it in Chrome, some scenes stutter when there’s a lot of motion, which pissed me off more than it should. You finally get Ginny bouncing on top and suddenly the frame drops right when her tits slap down. I’m still mad about that stupid tiny lag and I’m not going to fix it. Text is sometimes cheesy in that fan-translation way, like phrases that feel not quite native, which weirdly matches how I talk, so I just shrugged. There is a line where Snape says something completely wrong about the original story lore and I’m pretty sure the dev did not care at all. Sex itself is straight up, lots of vaginal, no confusing kinks, just you, big tits, students riding your cock, watching them from your chair like some corrupted headmaster. It could use more variety, it could use better pacing, but I kept replaying the same few loops like an idiot, hunting the perfect frame where Hermione’s face goes from smart to fucked silly. I was going to talk about something I didn’t like with the sound but I got distracted thinking about that desk scene again, where the potion is “unstable” and somehow the only solution is to fuck your student harder.
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👁 392
★☆☆☆☆
Parasite Black v0.160
Feels weird to call Parasite Black a “game” when half the time it feels more like some horny, cursed holiday special I accidentally made into a tradition. I’m doing this goofy calendar-board thing on my stream where each day gets a theme, and this one ended up in the “Evil Santa’s Mistake” slot. Fits too well. You’re this poor bastard who survives a suicide mission and comes back with something inside you that really shouldn’t be there, and from that point on Mirnos basically turns into one huge “how ruined can this guy’s body and morals get” experiment. One second you’re plotting turn order in combat, next second you’re watching a milf sorceress ride you while her lactation literally stains the screen and you forget there was a fight at all. Not even joking, I missed a button prompt because I got distracted by jiggle physics and a smug dialogue line about “needing to relieve the pressure.”
What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.
Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.
What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.
Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.
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