Look, I'm gonna be real with you - this game is basically what happens when someone watches too much My Hero Academia and thinks "you know what this needs? More tits." And honestly? They weren't wrong.

The whole premise is ridiculous in the best way possible. You're playing some generic dude who somehow ends up at UA High School, except instead of learning how to be a hero, everyone's just horny as fuck. Uraraka's floating around in her school uniform looking like she's about to pop out of it, Momo's creating... well, let's just say she's not making tea this time. The writing tries to be funny and sometimes it actually lands - there's this one scene where Bakugo's screaming about explosions while getting a handjob and I lost my shit laughing. But then other times it's just cringe dialogue that makes you wonder if the writer ever talked to a real person.

What really gets me is how they handled the uniforms. Like, they clearly spent way more time making sure every skirt was the perfect length to show just enough thigh than they did on... literally anything else. The art style tries to copy the anime but it's obviously done by someone who learned to draw from DeviantArt tutorials. Not saying it's bad, just saying you can tell. Mina's scenes are probably the hottest though - something about that pink skin just hits different. Oh and don't get me started on how they butchered Deku's character, turning him from nervous virgin into some smooth-talking pussy magnet. It's like they took everything that made him interesting and threw it out the window for the sake of having him bang everyone. Still fapped to it though, not gonna lie.

Can’t lie, I clicked expecting another copy-paste anime mashup with the usual stiff models and dead-eyed moans, but this one hits different. There’s a sadness under all that skin, like someone coded their fantasies too carefully, you know? I found myself staring at Raven’s face - Batman’s Raven - and thinking, “she shouldn’t be looking at me like that,” while still dragging her into position anyway. Unreal how fast guilt turns into hunger when the animation breathes just right. And maybe it’s because of the Illusion engine doing its sneaky physics thing, or maybe because the transitions are almost clumsy, like real people fumbling with clothes and patience. It’s messy, which makes it hot.

The scenes jump from universes without pretending to make sense. One second I’m in some broken-down Capsule Corp lab, Bulma smirking like she *planned* to get caught; next, Yoruichi’s toes press against my chest, laughing, telling me to look up. I did. Of course I did. The voyeur mode feels wrong in the best possible way - it doesn’t even give you fake morality options, just lets you watch. But then again, maybe that’s lazy design. Or genius. Hard to tell when your brain’s half-melted. The weird part? The sound mix changes depending on position, so D.Va sounds distant if she turns away. I swear no one ever gets audio that intimate, not even those overpriced VR patches on Steam.

Anyway, I could say it’s perfect, but I won’t. Some things twitch too mechanically - the faces sometimes freeze mid-expression, like they remember they’re code. Yet that’s also the charm. You see the seams, and you keep touching them. Like rubbing a wound for pleasure. Half the cast shouldn’t exist in the same space - Orihime beside Tifa beside Samus - but here they crowd my screen like they’ve been waiting forever. Maybe that’s why it works: it’s absurd, obscene, familiar, and somehow lonelier than expected. I closed the browser and immediately reopened it. Couldn’t help it.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

This one hits like opening your anime backlog, swearing you’ll just watch one episode, then suddenly you’re staring at Raphtalia’s ass in armor that looks like it failed a safety check on purpose. The game throws you straight into a Shield Hero style setup, but instead of worrying about EXP curves or min-maxing stats, your brain is busy trying to process how the hell her breastplate is both “armor” and “transparent lingerie” at the same time. It feels like somebody watched “The Rising of the Shield Hero,” paused every time Raphtalia was on screen, and said: “Yeah, but what if I could actually fuck that?” Not a deep question, but a very honest one. The story is there, kind of, like seasoning. Enough world building so you can pretend you care about plot while you’re lining up a POV creampie. You start in this half-serious “I must protect her” mood, and three clicks later you’re deciding if you want to watch the x-ray angle of your cock bottoming out in a demi-human girl who calls you “master” with that slightly broken tone that hits way too hard if you’ve seen certain doujins.

What surprised me is how the game likes to taunt you with the armor. It’s not click and boom naked. You see the outline of her nipples under that almost see through chestpiece, her tail flicks like she knows what she’s doing, and the camera keeps hovering just above where you want it. There’s this one scene where you’ve just “rescued” her and she’s still trying to act all polite and loyal, sword in hand, armor on, ears twitching. Camera moves in slow, you’re in first person, your shield takes up part of the view so you can’t see everything, and it annoyed the hell out of me. In a good way. In a bad way. I still don’t know. Then the game lets you push her back against some ruined wall, thighs spread, and you get this obscene mix of “fantasy heroine” and “fucktoy” in the same frame. When the penetration starts and the x-ray cut-in appears, you see your shaft stretch her from inside, the tip kissing her womb, and that’s the moment I realized I had stopped caring about proper narrative pacing ten minutes ago. You can almost feel the dev grinning at you through the screen like: yeah, I knew you wanted this angle.

The “sexy furry girls” part is messy in a good way. Raphtalia is the headline act, obviously, with that whole half-raccoon, half-wife material, all-slut-on-command energy, but she is not the only one that feels ripped from a horny fan’s sketchbook. There is this other warrior girl who looks like she walked out of Queen’s Blade, armor only covering the bits that would get the game banned on Twitch and somehow making it even more obscene by pretending to be “battle ready.” I actually laughed when I noticed little physics touches on the tail while I was plowing her from behind, because someone spent time animating tiny details while the dialogue reads like it was written at high speed during a horny Discord call. There is a moment in a back-alley scene where you go raw inside her, no long setup, just one short line of “It’s fine, I can take it” and you slam in. The camera is low, you see her ass bounce, the armor shifted just enough to frame the action instead of covering it, and again that damn x-ray cut pops in to show your load filling her up. Creampie lands, her belly twitches, and the game quietly lingers on that internal shot a bit too long, like it knows you’re not closing the tab yet. I wish they toned down the fake “heroic” lines in between, actually. Or maybe I don’t. It feels trashy and earnest at the same time, like reading a horny fanfic on AO3 while your other hand is already busy. Bit scuffed, a little shameless, weirdly specific with the POV angles, and exactly the kind of thing you keep open in a background tab and pretend you forgot about. You didn’t.