Undertail: Toriel is basically that one horny AU fanfic you read on your phone while pretending to “check emails” at work, except now it’s kind of a game and kind of a shitpost and somehow still hotter than it has any right to be. You wander around this janky little Underground knockoff where literally only Toriel exists, and yeah, that’s the whole point. No huge cast, no epic journey, just you and goat mom in a small world that feels like someone ripped out the first slice of Undertale and then said: “ok but what if we fuck it up. Literally.” It starts pretty innocent, like the original vibe, her leading you around, being caring, talking too much, all that. Then the dialogs slowly stop pretending this is wholesome. She “worries” about you in that clingy, possessive way, touches your sprite for too long, says things that sound like they came from a horny Discord RP at 4 in the afternoon when everybody pretends they’re normal.

The core hook is simple: those classic Undertale battle boxes, except now every turn feels like you’re edging through a weird roleplay. You still pick actions, but they’re all pushing the line: flirting, teasing, letting her “teach” you, or playing innocent and watching her get more frustrated. You pick “Flirt” and instead of the cutesy response you remember, she gives you something way more loaded, like she’s trying to be your mom and your dom and completely failing at choosing one. You dodge attacks while the game throws text at you about her body, her scent, her soft fur, her tits pressing against your character when she tries to “protect” you. The art is rough, not all angles are sexy, some of it feels like early DeviantArt energy, but that almost makes it better. It feels like watching someone’s fetish grow in real time. There are moments where you’re half jerking off and half going “wow, this is actually kind of depressing” because she is obviously lonely as hell, clinging to you like you’re the last bit of warmth in the Ruins. The game doesn’t really go anywhere bigger than that, and it doesn’t need to. No meta twist, no clever morality system, just a slow slide from motherly care to possessive lust, trapped in a little loop where the only exit is either her letting you go or you giving in and wanting to stay. It’s messy, horny, unfinished, emotionally weird, and yeah, that’s pretty much the charm.

Whole thing plays in my head like a burlesque routine I never got to put on stage. Fate girls, but not the polite kind you show to your vanilla friends from Reddit. This feels more like the back room after the show when the corsets are half open and everyone is a little too drunk on their own tits. It takes that Fate vibe and just squeezes it, literally, like the dev asked “what if the Holy Grail was actually a pair of gigantic boobs wrapped around your cock” and never walked that idea back. Plot is basically “Master, you like my breasts?” and honestly that is already a stronger motivation than half the visual novels on Nutaku. You land in scenes where the tits arrive first, character names second. Saber-looking girl with armor that exists only from the waist down, a Caster type who clearly spent all her mana on cup size, and I swear one of them has a breast window so deep I could fall face first and disappear for a weekend.

The vibe is slow, sticky, focused. There is this one scene I still keep replaying in my head: you are sitting there, cock already out like the game just assumes your pants did not survive the title screen, and she leans in with this smug “I know exactly what I am doing” face. No rushing to penetration, just her wrapping those huge soft things around you, adjusting her grip like a dancer finding the right balance on stage. The little slide of skin-on-skin, the way her fingers squeeze from the sides so the nipples kiss along the shaft with each stroke, that tiny detail killed me more than any cumshot CG. And the facial close up when she feels your cock twitch between her boobs, this mix of pride and hunger? Yeah, I choreographed a whole fan dance in my head around that, slow circles of feathers following the rhythm of her tits pumping. The game pretends to be parody but sometimes it feels more honest than the source, like “forget saving humanity, this is the real contract.”

It is funny because nothing super complex happens. Mostly tits and cock and that’s it. No harem chaos, no map hopping, no stupid grind. Just a focused worship of massive breasts and the poor bastard pinned between them. Scenes hit hard, even when the animation is stiff or the loop feels a bit cheap. Like, I complained in my mind about the way her hair clips into her chest, then two seconds later I am groaning because the next frame lines your tip perfectly with her cleavage and my brain just shuts up. Some transitions are awkward, like the cumshot comes a bit too early or the camera jumps, but it almost feels right, like sex where you miss the beat and both laugh, then keep going. It is Fate, but only the parts every fan secretly wanted: the girls turning that big cock into their personal Holy Grail ritual. Dare to pretend you clicked it “just for the parody” and not because those big tits had your name written all over them.

Damn, I was expecting some polished AAI production but got this weird fever dream instead. The whole premise sounds like someone threw every popular waifu into a blender with vacation vibes - you got Hinata lounging by pools, Tsunade doing... well, Tsunade things, and somehow Makima ended up serving cocktails? The art's all over the place too, some CG looks decent while others feel rushed, but honestly that's part of the charm. You're this resort worker trying to bang basically every anime girl who ever made you question your life choices during puberty.

What gets me is how they just dumped everyone together without caring about continuity. Bulma's chatting with Nami about... resort management I guess? While Yor's doing her assassin thing but in a bikini. The dialogue ranges from surprisingly sweet romance attempts to straight-up "let's fuck behind the tiki bar" energy. Some scenes with Mitsuri actually made me feel things before immediately cutting to Nobara being aggressive as hell - gave me whiplash but not complaining. The sandbox elements let you wander around hitting on whoever, though the interaction system feels clunky. Sometimes clicking on Yoruichi just makes her repeat the same flirty line three times.

The sex scenes vary wildly - some are genuinely hot with decent buildup, others feel like they were animated by someone who learned anatomy from hentai exclusively. Shinobu's route surprised me with actual character development before the inevitable creampie finale. Meanwhile Makima's just... being Makima but horny, which works I guess? The whole thing feels unfinished in places, dialogue cuts off mid-sentence sometimes, but there's enough content to keep you busy. Just don't expect AAA polish when you're getting your rocks off to seeing Momo in situations that'd make her classmates blush.

Man, this MHA dating sim is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans pocket - unexpectedly good but kinda wrinkled around the edges. The Koikatsu engine does most of the heavy lifting here, and honestly? It works better than it has any right to. You're basically living out every weeb's fantasy of hooking up with the Class 1-A girls, plus some pro heroes who definitely shouldn't be giving you the time of day but here we are.

The character roster is honestly impressive - we got Ochako being all cute and bubbly, Momo with that rich girl energy that somehow makes the paizuri scenes hit different, and don't even get me started on Mirko because that rabbit hero will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way. Mt Lady's scenes are chef's kiss, especially when she's in that cheerleader outfit that makes zero sense contextually but who cares. The dialogue tries to stay true to the characters which is... ambitious, I'll give them that. Sometimes Tsuyu sounds exactly like herself, other times she's spouting lines that would make Mineta blush. It's inconsistent but when it works, it really works.

Look, the gameplay loop is pretty standard dating sim stuff - talk to girls, pick dialogue options, unlock increasingly spicy scenes. Nothing groundbreaking there. But the variety of positions and scenarios keeps things interesting. The footjob scene with Jiro had me questioning my life choices in the best way, and the lesbian content with Toga and Uraraka is surprisingly well animated. Sure, some of the English translation reads like it went through Google Translate twice, and occasionally the girls' personalities do complete 180s between scenes, but when you're balls deep in a threesome with Mina and Hagakure (invisible girl jokes write themselves), you're not exactly critiquing the narrative consistency. The visual novel elements feel tacked on but whatever, we're not here for Shakespeare.