You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

New apartment, new life, and then you meet her. Sayaka. That insanely pretty neighbor with huge tits barely fitting in her casual house clothes, soft smile like some sweet aunt, but the way she looks at you is absolutely not family friendly. The game throws you into that lazy, cozy everyday vibe: thin walls, smell of home cooking, quiet hallway, and this one older woman who always happens to be around when you need something. She brings you food, checks if you ate, teases you about being a “growing young man,” leans over just a little too much when she sets the plate down. Very “nice neighbor lady” on the surface, but every line she drops is loaded. You see it, she knows you see it, and the fun is in pretending it is innocent for way too long.

What I like is how the erotic stuff grows from normal situations. You are just helping her carry grocery bags, and suddenly her huge ass is right in your face on the stairs, tight skirt riding up, and she actually notices your stare, pauses a second, does nothing about it, continues walking like this is fine. Or she invites you for tea and cake, sits a bit too close on the couch, thighs touching, her boobs pressing against your arm when she laughs at her own stupid joke. The humor is very simple, very horny, sometimes even kind of dumb, but it fits her. She acts like a caring mom type, but then she slips in a line like “You must have a lot of… energy at your age, right? You relieve it properly?” and just sips tea while you choke on yours. The whole game is basically that slow burning teasing until it completely loses any “neighborly” mask and becomes straight hentai fantasy. One minute she is adjusting your shirt collar, the next she is guiding your hand under her top and whispering “It’s okay, I’m lonely too” in your ear while you try not to cum in your pants. It is sweet, it is filthy, sometimes it is too cheesy, and then it circles back into hot again before you even decide if you are laughing or jerking.

Everything looks kind of cheap at first glance, and that’s honestly part of the charm here. You’re this dude who thinks he’s just getting a boring new life, but instead you’re stuck in a tiny place with Ember, your stepsis who talks like she wants to kill you and fuck you at the same time. She’s got that “I’m annoyed at you” face while walking around in shorts that absolutely do not fit the idea of a healthy sibling relationship. The banter hits fast. One minute she’s calling you useless, next minute she’s leaning over you to grab a mug, tits pressing into your shoulder like it’s nothing, and the camera lingers just a bit too long. The AI art makes her expressions kind of uncanny if you stare too hard, like there’s something crawling under her skin, but that actually fits. She looks a little too perfect, like a horny goddess generated by a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough real people. I like it. I hate it. It works.

Then you go to your new job at the model agency, and everything goes from “awkward home porn setup” to “okay, which of these women is going to ruin my soul first.” You’re hired as some systems engineer, but nobody actually cares about your code. Half the time you’re stuck in the office with a busty manager bending over your desk, the other half you’re talking to models with asses so round they look like someone just pulled them out of an image generator with the sliders broken. There’s this one moment early on where you’re checking security footage for clues about the missing model, Mara, and instead of focusing on, you know, the crime, you pause the video because she’s walking past the camera and her tits bounce in this weird but hypnotic way. Like gravity got confused. The scene keeps going, with you pretending to analyze data while the dialogue is basically flirting with doom. It’s very “yeah, I’m trying to solve a mystery, but also I’m extremely hard right now.” By the way, the font on one of the menus is ugly as shit and nobody will care except me, and it annoyed me so much I kept noticing it in every choice popup.

The mystery part sneaks in under the dirty jokes. You’re laughing at Ember calling you a perv, then later you look at a picture of Mara and something is just off in the lighting, like the AI forgot how eyes should reflect light, and suddenly the scene feels cursed. There’s a bit where you’re alone in the office at night, scrolling through model portfolios, and it hits that exact weird mix: half boner, half dread. You open Mara’s profile and it’s all perfectly shaped milf types and big-ass centerfold shots, but then one close-up looks different, wrong, like her smile is stretched by a hand you can’t see. It reminded me of those creepy hentai edits where a normal face suddenly goes full ahegao except here it never fully goes there, it just hovers at the edge. The humor never really stops either; somebody makes a dumb pun while you’re poking around what might be evidence of a crime. It shouldn’t be funny, but it is, and that broken tone actually keeps it interesting. The game basically feels like an eldritch dating sim written by someone who jacks off to big tits and also reads horror threads at 4chan at the same time. Honestly, the sex vibes are more constant than the horror, yet that quiet feeling that something is watching from behind the pretty AI curves never goes away.

The art style hits you right away - these character designs are fucking gorgeous. The nurse uniforms are detailed in ways that matter, if you know what I mean. Big breasts, bigger personalities, and the way they've drawn the facial expressions during those groping scenes? Chef's kiss. Though honestly the mobile optimization feels weird on desktop, like why are the buttons so chunky? But whatever, the visual novel format works perfectly for this kind of slow-burn corruption story.

You're playing as this young nurse who starts innocent enough but damn if the temptation isn't everywhere. The hospital setting actually makes sense for once - plenty of opportunities for those "accidental" encounters and late-night shifts where things get interesting. The handjob scenes are well-animated, and when she starts cheating... man, the guilt mixed with arousal is written pretty convincingly. The netorare elements don't feel forced either, which is rare. Usually these games just throw NTR at you like a brick to the face, but here it builds naturally through her relationships and work stress. The male protagonist whose perspective you occasionally get adds this voyeuristic layer that works surprisingly well.

Multiple endings mean you can explore different levels of corruption, from mild workplace flirtation to full-blown affair territory. The choices actually matter too - not just cosmetic dialogue changes but real branching paths that affect how far she falls. Some routes focus more on the romance aspect while others dive straight into the forbidden desires angle. The uniform fetish content is top-tier if that's your thing, and the big ass/big tits focus never feels gratuitous because it's baked into the character development. Still in development though, so expect some rough edges and placeholder content in later chapters.

Pharmacy games always sounded boring in my head. Like, I imagine clicking bottles of vitamins and some old man asking about blood pressure. Then this thing shows up, and the pharmacy is just background noise for a bunch of horny people who desperately need… “alternative treatment plans.” You’re basically watching a day in Sina’s All Hours Pharmacy, except every “consultation” quietly drifts into porn logic. Customer says “my back hurts” and two dialog boxes later they’re bent over the counter getting “thorough physical support.” It feels like someone mixed workplace comedy with hentai and then forgot which one was supposed to be the main dish, so they just doubled down on both.

The whole thing is kinetic, so you’re not pretending to be some strategic mastermind. You’re just riding along, like a perv on rails. No choices, just vibes. Which is weirdly nice. I didn’t have to think, I just sat there with coffee in one hand and mouse in the other, clicking through as the staff solves problems using zero medical training and a lot of big tits physics. Breasts are basically secondary characters here. I swear there’s a scene where the pharmacist leans over and her boobs are doing more talking than her mouth. Her “consultation technique” is like: step one, lean in so the guy sees nothing but cleavage; step two, ask totally normal question with the most smug face; step three, he’s instantly cured except for the rock hard problem in his pants. Also the cocks are stupidly big, like “how is this physically inside you and you’re still making jokes” level cartoon nonsense. It’s great. It’s dumb. It’s kinda hot. It makes zero sense. Perfect.

What really got me though is the tone. One second you have straight up dirty talk at the counter, the next second someone cracks a joke like this is some workplace sitcom. At one point a customer comes in with “stress”, and suddenly the pharmacist is like, “We offer body‑to‑body relaxation, side effect includes not walking straight.” Nobody reacts like that’s insane. The staff treats sex like just another line item on the receipt. There’s a bit with a girl with huge boobs trying to restock shelves and they keep smashing into boxes and you just know the dev sat there thinking “yeah, this is very important for the medical realism.” The humor is very “I watched too much hentai and now I write scripts,” which honestly, mood. It’s horny but not super mean, just very shameless. I do wish there were moments where you could at least choose how fast the scenes escalate instead of everything jumping straight from mild flirting to “raw dog in the back room,” but it also kind of fits the whole no‑refunds, no‑breaks energy of the place. Half the time I forgot this is supposed to be a pharmacy at all. It just feels like porn with lab coats and name tags, which, yeah, I’m absolutely not complaining.

Everything feels a little wrong in this game, in a good way. It takes that world of superpowered teens in tight uniforms and asks a very honest question: what happens when the war is over, the dimensions glitch, and nobody is watching the cameras for “heroic conduct” anymore? Suddenly you have a male protagonist who’s supposed to be some half-broken, half-famous hero, and he spends as much time staring at bouncing tits and asses as he does thinking about saving anyone. The story keeps using this idea of colliding realities as an excuse to pull in familiar heroines in school uniforms that are absolutely not dress-code approved, then quietly shoves you into situations where “training” looks more like a porn shoot with very lazy direction. The horny part isn’t subtle. You get scenes where you are clearly peeking from behind doors, pretending you care about plot while the camera is sitting on a girl’s ass in a tight uniform that rides so high it might as well introduce you by name.

What surprised me is how weirdly self-aware the dialogue feels, even when it’s dumb as hell. The English is sometimes stiff, like someone threw DeepL and Google Translate into a threesome and didn’t clean up after, but then you get these really sharp, stupid jokes about quirks being useful only for sex positions, or someone treating a life-threatening rift between dimensions like a bad Wi-Fi connection. As a linguist I kept catching those little false friends: words that technically exist but no native speaker would use in that moment, which somehow makes the girls sound more kinky, like they are dirty-talking in a second language and overcompensating. One heroine goes from blushing virgin line to outright porn actress phrasing in the same scene and the game just shrugs and moves on, and it actually gives the erotic part this trashy, late-night fanfic flavor that I kinda liked and also hated. The voyeur moments are the best for this. You hide, you watch, and the girls talk in this weird mix of “anime purity” and “I have watched way too much hentai and picked up vocabulary I should not know,” especially when they start describing what they want the protagonist to do to their “huge assets” like they are reading patch notes.

Gameplay is nominally just visual novel stuff, but it keeps tossing in choices that look important and then only really change which pair of big tits presses against the screen later. There was one scene where I thought I was going to make a morally heavy decision about collapsing dimensions, and instead it just led to deciding whether you catch a heroine changing out of her school uniform or walk in while she’s already naked and pretending to be embarrassed. The AI-generated CG is funny too: sometimes characters look perfect, like high-budget hentai, and then the next image gives a girl a slightly off face and boobs that defy physics in this way that screams “this was born in a machine that has seen too much porn and not enough bras.” But the game leans into it so hard it becomes part of the charm. You go from emotional “end of the world” talk straight into close-ups of a big ass pressed against glass, then a joke about how hero costumes are basically fetish gear anyway. I ended up taking a screenshot, sending it on Discord to a friend with the message “this is what happens when fan theories get horny funding,” and then jumping right back in. The writing keeps stumbling, the tone flips from dramatic to filthy, and the localization is all over the place, but somehow that chaotic mix of parody, voyeur creeper vibes, and schoolgirl kink fits the whole “multiple dimensions smashing together” thing a little too well.

You check in at this weird, fucked up hotel thinking it’s just another quick jerk break between Discord messages and a half-finished ranked match in Valorant, and then it hits you: everyone here is hot, half-creepy, half-adorable, and technically dead. Not rotting dead, more like “came out of a lab, upgraded with big tits and attitude” dead. They call it relaxation, but it’s basically a cum economy. Your load is the wallet. Every handjob, every messy blowjob, every time you pump some zombie babe’s pussy, the counter goes up and more doors unlock. It sounds dumb when you explain it, but suddenly you’re actually thinking shit like “ok, I need 6 more loads to reach that room with the smug goth girl that looks like Wednesday had a way dirtier phase.”

What sinks the hook in is how familiar a lot of the girls feel, without the game screaming it in your face. One moment there’s a clumsy, brainy girl in an orange sweater who drops to her knees faster than my Wi‑Fi when I open Twitch, and the next you’re staring at a green-haired psychic that basically radiates “I could throw you through the wall, but I’d rather pin you to the bed and milk you dry.” A blonde in blue spandex leaning on the balcony rail like she owns the place, a tomboy with short hair and headphones who’s way too into teasing slow strokes with her hand, a shy chick with glasses who deepthroats like she’s trying to study your DNA. The game doesn’t pretend to be subtle. It just throws familiar faces at you, puts a price on them, and says: pay in cum.

The loop is stupid simple, which honestly works when you’re half-awake after scrolling porn on Xvideos and going “ok, one more thing before sleep.” New day, new girl at the hotel desk or waiting in some shady corridor, each with their own number slapped on like a cheap mobile game microtransaction. Only here, you’re grinding with your dick. Do a few rounds with an early girl, blow your load, watch the counter climb. Hit that goal, suddenly a door you kept clicking before finally opens and there’s a smug zombie redhead licking her lips, asking for “payment.” Sometimes you just sit there staring at the screen because the animation hits that perfect angle and you forget you were supposed to stop after one nut and go back to Netflix. Controls aren’t special, some things repeat a bit too much, and the sound can be slightly off, but then a girl looks up at you mid-blowjob with those big, glossy, undead eyes and you’re like, yeah, ok, fine, one more round.

Everything starts with you being thrown into this weird parallel wizard academy where things look like Harry Potter got drunk, hooked up with some cheap hentai artist and said “yeah, that’s fine.” The old beardy professor, Doubleroar, is gone, snatched by some edgy Dark Seakers, and the Higher Administration of Magic basically says: all *** students are on hold. Which means the campus is suddenly full of girls who are old enough, horny enough, bored enough, and you end up in the director’s chair with way too much power and not enough shame. The game does not rush, it just drops you into this semi-sandbox school where every corridor, tower and hidden room has at least one “oh fuck I shouldn’t be seeing this” moment. I spent like twenty minutes just abusing the voyeur system, peeking into dorms and showers, checking stats like a pervert accountant: “ok, she likes teasing, she likes girls, she hates public stuff, got it.” Then I’d trigger some magic event and suddenly I’m watching two students grind on each other on a couch, full scissoring loop, smooth 3D animation, panties pushed aside, one of them trying to be quiet and failing.

The best parts for me are when you abuse your role as director in a playful way. You call a girl to your office because “her grades are dropping” and five dialog options later she is giving you a lapdance on that ugly armchair that looks like it came from Ikea clearance, your hand on her ass, her tits almost slipping out of the uniform. If you focus your build on domination spells, things get even dirtier. You can cast this little obedience charm and suddenly she is kneeling between your legs, licking slowly, while giving you that half-pissed, half-aroused look that says “I hate that I like this.” Then later you meet the same girl in the courtyard with one of her female friends and they start teasing each other for who sucked you better. That small continuity made me laugh, because I realized the game actually tracks that route and I tested it with a spreadsheet on my second run. There are lesbian-focused paths too, where you barely touch them, just set up situations. I had one chain where I “punished” a girl by making her take dance lessons from a more experienced student. Ten minutes later they are in the club room, grinding, one lifting the other by the leg, deep tribbing on some old sofa, kissing and moaning while you are behind a curtain like a budget perv god. You can join them or just watch and collect a new unlockable animation for the gallery. Odd thing: sometimes the pacing is weird, you do three quests and the reward is just a little groping scene, then suddenly an optional side click opens a full-blown cunnilingus animation with magic glowing around their thighs that looks way better than the “main” story scene. The humor is also all over the place. One moment you read some stupid joke about magic paperwork, the next you are tongue deep in a student’s pussy in the library, her legs on your shoulders, books flying around because of a wild enchantment, and she is trying not to scream because other students are right behind the shelves. I liked that the MC can be a smug asshole or more playful, but either way he is clearly a pervert. This is not one of those fake wholesome titles. You bully, you tease, you control schedules so a girl “accidentally” ends up in detention with a known lesbian upperclassman who proceeds to sit on her face. The animated scenes are honestly the main thing. Breasts bounce, thighs press together, asses jiggle when you spank, tongues move when they lick each other, and the camera is not shy to go close. It is crude, sometimes a bit clunky, but it feels dirty in a good way, like a porn parody that knows exactly what it is. I spent way too long trying to find all the voyeur variants for the bathrooms just to see how many oral and fingering combos they hid there. For a game that pretends to be about magic academy management, it is really about watching and guiding a bunch of horny students into every combination of licking, sucking, scissoring, grinding, stripping and fucking you can statistically map. And I did map it. Twice.

This Jujutsu Kaisen parody hits different than most trainer games I've played lately. You're some dude who can't remember jack shit about his past but somehow gets dragged into the whole sorcerer business anyway. The amnesia trope is whatever, but at least they don't spend forever explaining why you forgot everything - you just roll with it and start learning cursed techniques while trying to figure out what the hell happened to you.

The combat system actually works pretty well for a turn-based setup. You're not just clicking through dialogue forever, there's actual strategy involved when fighting curses and other sorcerers. The AI-generated art is... look, it's not terrible but you can tell it's AI sometimes. Some of the monster girls look hot as fuck though, especially when they're based on the actual curses from the manga. The parody elements are solid too - they nail the personalities of characters like Gojo and Nobara, just with way more sexual tension obviously. The supernatural powers aspect feels authentic to the source material, which is more than I can say for most anime porn games that just slap some familiar names on generic characters and call it a day.

Where this gets interesting is how your mysterious past slowly unravels while you're busy training and hooking up with various characters. The temptation mechanics aren't just "click here for sex scene" - your choices actually seem to matter for character development and story progression. Some of the monster encounters get genuinely intense, both in combat and in the bedroom. The paranormal elements create this nice atmosphere where anything could happen, which keeps things unpredictable. Sure, it's rough around the edges and the English could use work, but there's enough content here to keep you entertained if you're into the whole trainer game format mixed with actual plot progression.